5/28 Convo with D

David A Hertig/... hahaha!
Jenna G Perry/... HAHA
Jenna G Perry/... what's funny?
David A Hertig/... Fawn came in this morning, and said "you want to know what the newest thing Jameson discovered is?"
Jenna G Perry/... poop!!!
Jenna G Perry/... let it be poop
Jenna G Perry/... or his pee pee
David A Hertig/... "his penis. He grabbed onto it last night, and wouldn't let got for like 10 minutes. I took his hand off, thinking he might hurt himself, but he went right back to it."
Jenna G Perry/... perfect!
Jenna G Perry/... little kids are funny
David A Hertig/... yeah.
Jenna G Perry/... ok...i be back real soon
Jenna G Perry/... i half ta go ATM
David A Hertig/... may isn't funny
David A Hertig/... kay
Jenna G Perry/... today will be better
Jenna G Perry/... i got SO much done staying last night
Jenna G Perry/... that i get fresh start today
David A Hertig/... nice. I'm going to be worker bee today, and then Row is back toms...
Jenna G Perry/... row your boat
Jenna G Perry/... is she on a boat?
Jenna G Perry/... AND more good news - i spent about zero dollars last weekend
Jenna G Perry/... i was excited
David A Hertig/... that makes for a good weekend
David A Hertig/... spending money is fun, but having it is even better.
Jenna G Perry/... truff
David A Hertig/... ooh, and Chris got his stimulus check yesterday. He was talking about how he had all this money right now. "i'm going to spend a little on this stuff, then save the rest." I looked at him crooked, and he goes "oh, right. I'll give you what I owe you first. oops"
Jenna G Perry/... and me!!
Jenna G Perry/... he's said he's giving you money for the petty ticket and you're supposed to deriver it
David A Hertig/... yup, I'll make sure he members
Jenna G Perry/... courier survice
Jenna G Perry/... survice?
Jenna G Perry/... that just came out - not a joke
Jenna G Perry/... weird
David A Hertig/... I can make sure I have that dough by the end of the weekend.
Jenna G Perry/... i'm hungry already
Jenna G Perry/... whoops?
Jenna G Perry/... my hands are tan
Jenna G Perry/... it's cool to look at them whilst i type
Jenna G Perry/... favor needed
Jenna G Perry/... ready?
Jenna G Perry/... i need you to stamp the bond stamp on something and pleath fax or email to me
Jenna G Perry/... we don othave one and i need to order
David A Hertig/... bond thtamp? I'll try to find. eep!
Jenna G Perry/... make fawnzer find
David A Hertig/... I will, don't worry about that one. They get projects today. I also forgot to audit fawn this morning. I was supposed to. oops
Jenna G Perry/... suppozed
David A Hertig/... POOP ON STICKS I'M GOING TO SHOP FOR DIGI CAMS
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... good moves
Jenna G Perry/... morg just got a coo one for two hundo
Jenna G Perry/... it's BLEW
David A Hertig/... yeah, the price is really down on them these days. It might be time for me to get a good one finally.
Jenna G Perry/... i would like chez itz right now
Jenna G Perry/... but i have none
Jenna G Perry/... SAD FACE
David A Hertig/... I would like to play chess
David A Hertig/... I'm playing gribbage with Joe later
Jenna G Perry/... i don otknow what gribbage is
Jenna G Perry/... is it like cribbage?
David A Hertig/... kind of, but with garbage
David A Hertig/... or playing with grimmace
Jenna G Perry/... fair
David A Hertig/... I can't stop sneezing
Jenna G Perry/... alergic to working
Jenna G Perry/... i feel your pain
David A Hertig/... I'm wasted!
Jenna G Perry/... spelling > me
Jenna G Perry/... i SUCK at it in may
David A Hertig/... riiiiight. work wouldn't be good if I were drunkers
Jenna G Perry/... lies
Jenna G Perry/... work would be GREAT if you were wasted
Jenna G Perry/... FUN!!!!
David A Hertig/... cameras, cameras. I just found one from Kodak with 12.1 megapixels...
Jenna G Perry/... kodiak alaska
Jenna G Perry/... how many dollas?
Jenna G Perry/... cheep?
David A Hertig/... 140
David A Hertig/... not too bad.
Jenna G Perry/... non bad at all
David A Hertig/... ees on sale right now, marked to 140 from 200
Jenna G Perry/... marked
Jenna G Perry/... clined
David A Hertig/... I miss :(
Jenna G Perry/... samezies
Jenna G Perry/... he is coming down here in a few weeks again i guess
Jenna G Perry/... word on the streets
David A Hertig/... neato!
Jenna G Perry/... i think i want to make a frawd folder
David A Hertig/... maybe I should buy a place down there then.
Jenna G Perry/... ok here i go
Jenna G Perry/... he's not moving here, just visiting
Jenna G Perry/... he's like you "i'ma MOVE THERE!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... then does not
Jenna G Perry/... frawd folder made it says "frawd" on it
David A Hertig/... nIcE
David A Hertig/... time to delegate
Jenna G Perry/... make fawn find me the stamp pleath
David A Hertig/... oh yeah, I'll do taht.
David A Hertig/... taht a taht taht
Jenna G Perry/... spelling
Jenna G Perry/... good
Jenna G Perry/... a mom just told a kid here "can you NOT be so obnoxious!"
David A Hertig/... fax # pleathe
Jenna G Perry/... 503
Jenna G Perry/... 626
Jenna G Perry/... 3932
Jenna G Perry/... thanksbye
David A Hertig/... INCOMING
Jenna G Perry/... i hear it!!!
David A Hertig/... beep boop bee boop
David A Hertig/... I think I just sent twice.
David A Hertig/... yup, double sended
Jenna G Perry/... yea
David A Hertig/... peace sign comes second
Jenna G Perry/... i hear it again
Jenna G Perry/... it's like 2 dots as your fingers
Jenna G Perry/... like you were pressing down with just the tips
David A Hertig/... hengh, that's all my hand looks like these days. I work too hard
David A Hertig/... I had curled peace sign, for old time's sake
David A Hertig/... sake
David A Hertig/... sake bomb
Jenna G Perry/... sake
Jenna G Perry/... oh my god
Jenna G Perry/... this kid is SCREAMING no now
Jenna G Perry/... like won't stop
Jenna G Perry/... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Jenna G Perry/... still happening
David A Hertig/... go tell him "yes"
Jenna G Perry/... it's a girl
Jenna G Perry/... STILL happening
David A Hertig/... call it a boy, then
Jenna G Perry/... oh my god
Jenna G Perry/... i'm laughing
Jenna G Perry/... STILL YELLING
David A Hertig/... she's going to grow up to be flower's dream girl
Jenna G Perry/... are you timing this?
David A Hertig/... I WANT I WANT
Jenna G Perry/... still yelling
Jenna G Perry/... OOH!
Jenna G Perry/... the mom just spanked it!!!!
David A Hertig/... good
Jenna G Perry/... oh then tried to leave it here
Jenna G Perry/... i was like "what the??"
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... I got spanked once. it sucked
David A Hertig/... i spanked a few girls in my day, hengh.
Jenna G Perry/... i got spanked LTOS
Jenna G Perry/... lots
David A Hertig/... didn't suck.
Jenna G Perry/... i was a bad kid
David A Hertig/... oops
Jenna G Perry/... i used to do something bad and then i would put my buns against a wall so brad couldn't get to them
Jenna G Perry/... like shimmy along a wall
Jenna G Perry/... until i was somewhere i could lock a door and they couldn't get in
David A Hertig/... nicely done
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, i'm tricking
Jenna G Perry/... tricking???
Jenna G Perry/... WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
David A Hertig/... my brain is completely dead today. Uh oh. I'm trying to clear an offage I had in olds.
Jenna G Perry/... i have msas
Jenna G Perry/... i need to crear
Jenna G Perry/... you do for me?
David A Hertig/... I don't think I have to run tickets for it. like, some trans double forwarded, so I was off in olds by 457.00. I got a correction credited to 881500. no tickers needed, right?
Jenna G Perry/... fix in olds
David A Hertig/... yeah, then that's it, eh?
David A Hertig/... good. I'll throw it at jennifer
David A Hertig/... jeanifer
Jenna G Perry/... jeanipher
Jenna G Perry/... jean wearer
David A Hertig/... remember that mars rover I told you about, that was searching a new part of mars, looking at ice for life, and stuff? it landed okay. hoot!
Jenna G Perry/... neat!
David A Hertig/... yeah, I'm pumped to see what it brings out of mars. probably kittens, mostly
Jenna G Perry/... kittens
Jenna G Perry/... wait - you said sars get kittens
Jenna G Perry/... like LOTS of kittens?
Jenna G Perry/... or like 1 kitten?
David A Hertig/... 2
Jenna G Perry/... think i can be friends with the kitten and not the sars?
David A Hertig/... I think.
Jenna G Perry/... will they name it jenna?
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... then kick it
Jenna G Perry/... KICK!
David A Hertig/... hallsar said that one is named Juniper, and foote gets to name the other one. guesses on what he names one?
Jenna G Perry/... beerface
David A Hertig/... he'll probably name it "I love sarah"
David A Hertig/... cause he's a wimp
Jenna G Perry/... true
Jenna G Perry/... ok...
Jenna G Perry/... i just remember i have to ship $$
Jenna G Perry/... and it's non ready
David A Hertig/... what were those condos named in oregon, again?
David A Hertig/... first tell me
Jenna G Perry/... arbor crossing
David A Hertig/... coo, now go
David A Hertig/... yeah, uh, I'd like to get into those arbor crossing places, please. They look really nice. Looks like 206k for a 2 bed, 2.5 bath, 1 car garage...
David A Hertig/... hmmmm.... I'm getting bitten by the bug, bird! I might be moving
David A Hertig/... that's what I think this week, anyways. I'm going to talk to my folks about these places, see what they think...
David A Hertig/... and find me jobs in Oregon for the fall, cause I'd be wanting to move in early october, probably.
Jenna G Perry/... i could find you job easy
Jenna G Perry/... hallsar old branch needs ops
Jenna G Perry/... wait - i go there, you come to my branch
Jenna G Perry/... check me out - i just got a $50K+ shipment ready in .5 seconds
Jenna G Perry/... i'm tuckered now
David A Hertig/... I'll work with lori, sure ;)
David A Hertig/... non!
Jenna G Perry/... non face
Jenna G Perry/... i think i hit our cash master on the nose
Jenna G Perry/... POW!
David A Hertig/... nice work!
Jenna G Perry/... hey - quick
Jenna G Perry/... mailcode for TCV
David A Hertig/... I just got volunteered by shar bear to be a T-21 coach for our district. I haven't even started our training. EEP!
David A Hertig/... TCV?
David A Hertig/... tacoma cash vizzle?
Jenna G Perry/... tacomers
Jenna G Perry/... that's da one
David A Hertig/... lemme check
Jenna G Perry/... tanks
David A Hertig/... ugh, these azoids are causing prollems. the "grrrrr" lady
David A Hertig/... mail code for TCV? do they have one? what are you sending?
Jenna G Perry/... ticket that i didn't put in bag
Jenna G Perry/... i've done it before
David A Hertig/... oh... I'll see what I can find
Jenna G Perry/... found
Jenna G Perry/... nermind
Jenna G Perry/... but thanks
David A Hertig/... fawn just found it.
Jenna G Perry/... good fawny
David A Hertig/... okay, so azoid comes in, opens account for daughter "I want her as no access!" okay, we go through it, she wants to make sure she's no access, says it five times. account gets set up. next week, they come in, azoid says "she a no access. She nee checks, grrrrr! Where da grrrrr and chehs?!"
David A Hertig/... "lady, no access. I can give you stuff, not her."
Jenna G Perry/... grrrr chehs
David A Hertig/... "you a chain fwoh da no access, make to access den!"
Jenna G Perry/... order cheetah
Jenna G Perry/... HAHA
Jenna G Perry/... suckers
Jenna G Perry/... that's what you get for having azzzy custos
David A Hertig/... I do tgs2, they don't do the maintenance. I resubmit with what they want, order chehs, grrrrrr, checks come, not debit."
Jenna G Perry/... order debit
Jenna G Perry/... i bet that happens
David A Hertig/... lady comes back in, "wha da grrrrrrr! We a need. bee juan mont since da grrrrr!"
Jenna G Perry/... oh man...
David A Hertig/... it's been 2 weeks, whatevs. I call AB to see what the heck is going on, cause now I've actually ordered twice. they tell me she's no access. I say "no, I did tgs2." I check tgs2, ivld. dang, they win."
David A Hertig/... I have to resubmit again, and re order for a fourth time. just giving her access in the beginning would save me a LOT of grief. I have to remove her as a signer, wait until she's removed from the account all together, then re-add her as a signer to the account.
Jenna G Perry/... wowza
Jenna G Perry/... sucky
Jenna G Perry/... i have a funny
Jenna G Perry/... non about work though
Jenna G Perry/... about my great aunt becky
Jenna G Perry/... (except she's not really related to me)
Jenna G Perry/... ready?
David A Hertig/... begin
Jenna G Perry/... so aunt becky lives in portland but likes to visit her nephew in woodinville (my uncle)
Jenna G Perry/... she is portland hippy but moved here by way of oklamhoma so she has cool accent
Jenna G Perry/... she's in her mid 60's total crazy lady and has this BIG poodle
Jenna G Perry/... so she takes train up to woodin like i do cause cars are dumb
Jenna G Perry/... but always wants to take her pup with her cause she lives alone and doesn't want to leaf her there (the dog is like the size of a lab - BIG)
Jenna G Perry/... anyway, instead of buying pup a train ticker or dealing with a crate sitch, aunt becky pretends the pup is her "service" dog and throws a fit when they try and tell her she can't have the pup on the train
David A Hertig/... awesome
Jenna G Perry/... aunt becky has read the ADA guidelines carefully enough to know that they are REQUIRED to allow the pup on the train and REQUIRED to give pup a seat - regardless of if aunt becky is needing it or not
Jenna G Perry/... so aunt becky and i take train back to portland together yesterday and i got to see it in action
Jenna G Perry/... verrrrr funny
Jenna G Perry/... HUGE dog - gets own train spot cause aunt becky is smarter than amtrak
Jenna G Perry/... i laff
Jenna G Perry/... end of story - thanks for playing
David A Hertig/... nice. I'll bring ozzy up to Bellingham with me next time!
Jenna G Perry/... do eet
Jenna G Perry/... "service dog"
Jenna G Perry/... i'm like "aunt becky, you aren't blind - what the?"
Jenna G Perry/... she laft
Jenna G Perry/... hey - you ever meet my bud aubree that lives in LA?
David A Hertig/... maybes
David A Hertig/... oop, I just figured out why azzoi was such a problem. All three of the people on the account are born in May.
Jenna G Perry/... exactly
Jenna G Perry/... done and done
Jenna G Perry/... aubree was part of the core four with me, tennille and leslie
Jenna G Perry/... she called last night and told us she's preggers
Jenna G Perry/... we almost pooped
David A Hertig/... she have a man?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, none of us have met him yet though
Jenna G Perry/... (he's ethnic)
Jenna G Perry/... aubree has HATED kids all her life
Jenna G Perry/... I was like "dude-but you hate kids..."
David A Hertig/... uhoh
Jenna G Perry/... she goes "well, I probably won't hate my own..."
Jenna G Perry/... probably...
Jenna G Perry/... good call
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... i'm crearing things off my desk like it's my job
Jenna G Perry/... lori leafs for meating at 1 and i bet i don't work anymore after that
David A Hertig/... good, cause I'll take it easy then, too.
David A Hertig/... oh, Erin just said she doesn't THINK she's going to want to live in the burbs. She'll talk to you about it when we all get together this weekend, just wanted to heads up ya.
David A Hertig/... is happy valley any good?
David A Hertig/... pish, I'm going to go get started on t cheque audit
Jenna G Perry/... after our last email fest i kind of stopped counting on her wanting to live in burbs
Jenna G Perry/... like i would really like to have a room, but if it doesn't work it doesn't work
Jenna G Perry/... oh ps - maybe warn tree bizzle that tyler doesn't know i've been snopping for another roomie...
Jenna G Perry/... pop quiz
Jenna G Perry/... customer has a $4 refund for something we owe them
Jenna G Perry/... 2 weeks ago i tried mailing out
Jenna G Perry/... came back
Jenna G Perry/... can't find a phone # or address other than the one i sent to
Jenna G Perry/... i keep?
Jenna G Perry/... e/l misc?
David A Hertig/... oh my rhino.... I'm getting pissed
Jenna G Perry/... i just got pissy at loomis
Jenna G Perry/... they are dumb and annoying
David A Hertig/... so is this one
David A Hertig/... ugh
Jenna G Perry/... trip them...
Jenna G Perry/... i think i'm gonna put this check in my e/l
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not wasting more time on $4 - especially if the customer hasn't noticed...
David A Hertig/... still here, just sitting
Jenna G Perry/... sitting, staring
Jenna G Perry/... judging
David A Hertig/... yup
David A Hertig/... that's about it. just staring at me
David A Hertig/... gone, just wanted to 20?s about sdbs
David A Hertig/... then just sit there, say something about savings account, taking books, and then she sat and stared
David A Hertig/... she was german
Jenna G Perry/... i'm german
Jenna G Perry/... ugh - our oregon notary rules just changed
Jenna G Perry/... now we don't record id - we just write what TYPE they gave us
Jenna G Perry/... i bet that bites us in the butt...
David A Hertig/... prolly
David A Hertig/... one after the other. this is stupid... ugh!
Jenna G Perry/... hide your desk chairs...
David A Hertig/... it's phone things, too... and people that come in, have a ton of issues, then leave, then come back in, cause they have nothing better to do than ask questions.
Jenna G Perry/... i have questions
Jenna G Perry/... why did i sleep so poorly last night?
Jenna G Perry/... why has lori been with the same custo for an hour now?
Jenna G Perry/... why does new kid HATE to go to lunch?
Jenna G Perry/... what will i get at the grocers later?
David A Hertig/... hold on, I'm trying to read back from things you said earlier
Jenna G Perry/... NO!
David A Hertig/... kay, it was about the living with tree that I was reading. Cool, I'll let her know to not say in front of ty
David A Hertig/... some tard came in, wanted counter checks right away, got told "tacoma, 3 days, etc"... said to order them, left, came back a minute later, and said "I need to get temporary checks. I need you to print them for me." what the? you just got told no. She got told no again, and said "I don't understand. I was just here, and you said I could get them"
David A Hertig/... temp check tard won't leave!!!! ARGH!
Jenna G Perry/... i have a phone tard
Jenna G Perry/... i just hung up once...
Jenna G Perry/... i might do it again
David A Hertig/... AAAAAAAAH! I'm getting May'd like crazy today!
Jenna G Perry/... same
David A Hertig/... more fraud issues, stupid people calling, LOTS of projects.
Jenna G Perry/... i just helped someone at my desk while also being a teller
Jenna G Perry/... like i just kept getting up and running over to my window
Jenna G Perry/... then back to my desk
David A Hertig/... good god
Jenna G Perry/... i STILL havent had a chance to crear out my inbox yet either
David A Hertig/... yeah, I haven't even sent fawn to lunch yet. So much for me getting one.
Jenna G Perry/... like 30 some emails that need attention
Jenna G Perry/... i won't get one
Jenna G Perry/... i didn't yesterday either
Jenna G Perry/... i probably won't all week
David A Hertig/... good, fraud person has 7 open cards on the same account. I can't wait to find out which one was actually used..
David A Hertig/... how did she manage that?
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... I've done a debit card dispute already for her once, and it went through and everything, then nothing happened. I get to go through all the steps again now.... I hate my job today.
Jenna G Perry/... lori just fed me fruit
Jenna G Perry/... like literally fed me
Jenna G Perry/... it was funny
David A Hertig/... that is funny
David A Hertig/... i just told azoid that it's goig to be another week at least before she gets the grrrrrr.. she wasn't happy. Then I said "you're not even on this account, so I'm not even supposed to give you info."
David A Hertig/... "issa all in ra famiree! I can know what my daurtrer ees do to!"
David A Hertig/... hengh
David A Hertig/... nope.
Jenna G Perry/... nope fo sho
Jenna G Perry/... ok...june - gonna be good or bad?
David A Hertig/... good, our net dda is a huge list today...
David A Hertig/... it's up in the air. I don't see how it could get much worse, but I feel like somehow it's going to be...
Jenna G Perry/... same...
Jenna G Perry/... i'm nervous
David A Hertig/... 30 people on net dda. There's usually like 6
Jenna G Perry/... wow
Jenna G Perry/... you showed them...
David A Hertig/... this sucks!
David A Hertig/... I hope joe has whisk when I get off work. cribbage and whiskey, please
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... i'm stealing ty's car and going and buying lotsa beer
Jenna G Perry/... with all the money in my checking
Jenna G Perry/... did you know i drank a case and a half of beer by my lonesome this weekend?
Jenna G Perry/... OUCH
David A Hertig/... jeez, that's impressive, or scary. busch?
Jenna G Perry/... non busch
Jenna G Perry/... drop top and ESB
David A Hertig/... dang!
Jenna G Perry/... the busch light only got like 5 drank out of it
Jenna G Perry/... we were supposed to be playing beer pong with it
Jenna G Perry/... thanks...
Jenna G Perry/... ok...just reduced my emails to 16
Jenna G Perry/... delete delete delete
David A Hertig/... delete my life
David A Hertig/... nett dda done
David A Hertig/... nett, hengh
Jenna G Perry/... nettttttt
Jenna G Perry/... natty ice
David A Hertig/... YUM!
David A Hertig/... barf
Jenna G Perry/... barf indeed
David A Hertig/... Should I take the bumper off the Volvo today? I think I might.
Jenna G Perry/... so i think we threw away the busch light that wasn't drank...
Jenna G Perry/... that's a waste
Jenna G Perry/... oh well...
Jenna G Perry/... can you tell me why my tips isn't working?
David A Hertig/... cause it's may
Jenna G Perry/... how much do you think biz cards cost?
Jenna G Perry/... like rough idea?
Jenna G Perry/... ps - have you seen the keynet quiz yet for today?
Jenna G Perry/... it's funny...
David A Hertig/... yeah, I thought it was funny, too. Even funnier, is that they probably want us to call employee solutions instead of talking to our manager...
David A Hertig/... biz cards? maybe like $30 some bucks?
Jenna G Perry/... ok...
Jenna G Perry/... hmm
David A Hertig/... I just priced some headlights that guy I bought my car from gave me with the car. They're $700!
David A Hertig/... I'm going to sell them, hengh
Jenna G Perry/... showed him
David A Hertig/... no kidding
Jenna G Perry/... i'm down to 6 emails
Jenna G Perry/... i'm kicking arse
Jenna G Perry/... oop i lied 7
David A Hertig/... I have none
Jenna G Perry/... oh...would you like me to send you one?
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... erin just texted me, cause I said "I move to Portland?" she said yeth
Jenna G Perry/... duh..
Jenna G Perry/... everyone says yeth
Jenna G Perry/... only doodles say no
David A Hertig/... I don't think so anymore. How do I let Row know I'm leaving? I need to come up with an actual date, or at least time I want to leave, and then let them know...
David A Hertig/... maybe I'll put those headlights on... I'm going to have the bumper off anyways, might as well...maybe not.
David A Hertig/... I dunno, I'm carazy
Jenna G Perry/... what one subject mr. add
Jenna G Perry/... that's not supposed to be one sentence
Jenna G Perry/... it should be 2
Jenna G Perry/... whoops
David A Hertig/... WOWZA!
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...rough day
Jenna G Perry/... rough month
David A Hertig/... no mas!
David A Hertig/... oh, i might stay Sunday night, too. Would that be a dumb of me?
David A Hertig/... I don't work Monday
David A Hertig/... I told Erin that maybe we could stay Sunday, since she's coming from the dalles for one night and all...
David A Hertig/... your call, your place...
David A Hertig/... ps-I bring pressie when I come down.
Jenna G Perry/... fine by me
Jenna G Perry/... no prob here
David A Hertig/... cool.
Jenna G Perry/... maybe you come visit me at work monday!!!
Jenna G Perry/... meat lori
Jenna G Perry/... meat my branch
Jenna G Perry/... meat terra...
David A Hertig/... I will do that!
Jenna G Perry/... i will MAKE you
Jenna G Perry/... jokes
Jenna G Perry/... i can't even make myself go to work...
David A Hertig/... branch, meet doodle. doodle, meat branch
Jenna G Perry/... total
Jenna G Perry/... lori will hug you
Jenna G Perry/... i can almost guarantee it
Jenna G Perry/... you will turn red
David A Hertig/... I will smack the bootay if she does that. there's the warning!
Jenna G Perry/... UH OH
Jenna G Perry/... lori just told me to "bleep" her if i need her cause she just left
Jenna G Perry/... I go "bleep you? what the?"
Jenna G Perry/... "oh you know what i mean!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... "no - i don't
David A Hertig/... that means "F"
Jenna G Perry/... i think it means text
Jenna G Perry/... but really i'm non sure...
Jenna G Perry/... i'm gonna raise new kids limits all the way up so i can stop overriding things...
David A Hertig/... haha, give her unlimited, see if she gets fired
Jenna G Perry/... right...
Jenna G Perry/... whoops - my bad!
Jenna G Perry/... hey - will you bring fawn's new baby when you come this weekend?
Jenna G Perry/... i want to play with it and give it whiskey
Jenna G Perry/... hmm...
Jenna G Perry/... i might run away and eat a sammy real quick...
Jenna G Perry/... here i go!!!!
David A Hertig/... some lady just sat with me, "I want to put this in my HSA" and hands me a check. I say "the tellers can help you with that." she stared at me, and said "but I'm giving it to you."
David A Hertig/... okay, uh, I don't take deposits at my desk. The tellers have the program to run deposits. go see them"
David A Hertig/... "but I want you to do it."
David A Hertig/... NO! go over there.
David A Hertig/... she finally left.
Jenna G Perry/... i love that
Jenna G Perry/... earlier i had a sneaky deposit hider
Jenna G Perry/... i forgot about those peeps
Jenna G Perry/... like gives you one deposit, you end customer
Jenna G Perry/... then POOF another deposit comes out
Jenna G Perry/... then you end customer
Jenna G Perry/... then ANOTHER deposit comes out
Jenna G Perry/... what the?
David A Hertig/... oh yeah, those ones. Or the ones that won't hand you the next thing until you hand thema receipt... "no! I gave you one. this is a DIFFERENT one!"
David A Hertig/... I'm goingt o dual sport back to work after lunch.
Jenna G Perry/... scooter's scooter?
Jenna G Perry/... (i'm eating carrots at my desk - jell?)
David A Hertig/... jell.
David A Hertig/... and yeah, scoot a la doot
Jenna G Perry/... wanna know what I want?
Jenna G Perry/... to move into some parents extra bedroom or basement
Jenna G Perry/... so i can still have cheep rent, have parents if i need, and have my own place
Jenna G Perry/... that sounds nice...
David A Hertig/... erin lives in a mother in law at her folks' right now
Jenna G Perry/... i'm jell
Jenna G Perry/... i want that
David A Hertig/... she does not want.
David A Hertig/... it comes with the dalles. She does want me to go out there to see her some time when her folks are gone, though.
Jenna G Perry/... eew
David A Hertig/... eww?
David A Hertig/... visiting the dalles?
Jenna G Perry/... i dunno
David A Hertig/... I hear it's pretty over there
Jenna G Perry/... just felt like an eew
Jenna G Perry/... emu
David A Hertig/... ah!
David A Hertig/... hey, should I try to buy the english honda motorbike back from Deryn?
David A Hertig/... What say you?
David A Hertig/... I miss it, and I kind of want a bike this summer that's my own...
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... do
David A Hertig/... I'll try
Jenna G Perry/... k
David A Hertig/... 15 mins till lunch please
David A Hertig/... then I get back,a nd 2.5 horas left
Jenna G Perry/... sweet
David A Hertig/... that time will be trav audit
David A Hertig/... I wonder if bylsma will send me any emails this week. I'm done emailing with her.... did the ol delete thing
Jenna G Perry/... well done
David A Hertig/... I don't really like her as a person anymore, I don't think. Like, I kind of want to tell her to F herself, and that I don't see us as friends anymore.
Jenna G Perry/... i'll delete her too
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... fair..
Jenna G Perry/... new kid asks dumb questions like "jenna, how do i cash a petty cash check?"
Jenna G Perry/... "like a check - just do it"
David A Hertig/... it's easier to just ignore, and let her figure out that she sucks, when she needs something, and I say "nope, I help friends. people that call when they need a favor aren't friends."
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... it's a 882, then choose "I'm dumb", then enter
David A Hertig/... should have made her go into hogan, and type random things...
Jenna G Perry/... i should
Jenna G Perry/... except she distracts me from text messaging so i just yell the answer at her
David A Hertig/... MMMMM. dual sport. I'm stoked I'm going to ride it.
Jenna G Perry/... (i'm eating cheez it's now)
David A Hertig/... cheez it's are nummers
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, i'm hapy camper
Jenna G Perry/... hapy
Jenna G Perry/... hapy gilmore
David A Hertig/... nappy pill store
Jenna G Perry/... total
David A Hertig/... crappy phil door
David A Hertig/... you see indiana yet?
Jenna G Perry/... naw
David A Hertig/... fawn said "did not like"
Jenna G Perry/... airhead said bad
Jenna G Perry/... haha - i just called him airhead and he did not like
Jenna G Perry/... i was like "sorry bout the feelings"
David A Hertig/... you can't take it seriously. None of the other indiana jones movies were believable, but I think people forget that, because it was so long ago, that they're like "oh, it was the best ever" if you go back and watch, the new one is as kooky as the others. The end of this one sucked, I thought, but that was about it.
David A Hertig/... airhead, hengh
Jenna G Perry/... fair
David A Hertig/... yeah, take with grain of salt, have some entertainment, move on. no big.
David A Hertig/... they might make another one yet, and I doubt I'll see it. different indie, from what I'm told
David A Hertig/... RM at main is still open
David A Hertig/... I think that means fawnzer didn't get it
Jenna G Perry/... oops
Jenna G Perry/... what's new RM at lakes called?
Jenna G Perry/... bob?
Jenna G Perry/... rob?
Jenna G Perry/... lob?
David A Hertig/... some chick
David A Hertig/... I think she's starting soon.
Jenna G Perry/... weirdness
David A Hertig/... I'll meat her soon enough. I'll probably git with her. NOT!
David A Hertig/... I'm keeping it to myself now
Jenna G Perry/... good call on not
David A Hertig/... no more sloot D
David A Hertig/... mang, I'm going to runch
David A Hertig/... see yiz in an hour. I'll be ridin orange, not riding dirty
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... fair
Jenna G Perry/... SHEESH! I think you and Airhead BOTH left at the same time - now i have no one to talk to and i'm bored
Jenna G Perry/... ok - i have funny story, here goes: so on saturday I was 48 hours deep into drinking non stop. like we were doing the wake up with a beer or champagne and everclear thing. well, we were all out by the water booze cruisin and i got sleepy so i decided it was nap time. well everyone else had been watching their clocks and said "uh oh, it's almost midday time for sprinklers, we better get a move on" but no one was nice enough to wake this kid up. so sprinklers come on, i get WET and amy video'd the whole thing on her camera. Well that's funny and all, but i haven't seen this vid yet. Amy was just informing me that I ALSO managed to fall up the stairs as I walked back up to the cabin. now things are coming together cause I have a sweet bruise on my leg I had no idea where it was from. LIGHTBULB!!! That's what I get for being wasted all the time...
David A Hertig/... haha, good story. I would like to see sprinklers, please. that would be a riot
Jenna G Perry/... welp, amy said she put it on myspace
Jenna G Perry/... i'm curious to see as well
David A Hertig/... good, I'll check it out
Jenna G Perry/... same
Jenna G Perry/... there's some good pics on her space already from the weekend
Jenna G Perry/... like tennille called me and was like "well you guys had fun!!"
David A Hertig/... nekked dache?
Jenna G Perry/... dach in swimming suits
David A Hertig/... BOO HISS
David A Hertig/... meh, that'll do, I guess.
Jenna G Perry/... BOO HISS TO YOU!
David A Hertig/... bee his to me, indeed.
David A Hertig/... orange moto, pleathe
Jenna G Perry/... lori would not STOP saying gals today
Jenna G Perry/... i said STOP!
David A Hertig/... guess who hada brew dog on his lunch break
Jenna G Perry/... chris
David A Hertig/... prolly
Jenna G Perry/... pete
David A Hertig/... maybe
Jenna G Perry/... i just looked for jobs in colorado keybank
Jenna G Perry/... in case you move here, i'll move somewhere else
David A Hertig/... I want to move to colorado, too
Jenna G Perry/... ah crap
David A Hertig/... yo
Jenna G Perry/... but wait - it would take you at least another 6 months to move here, then another year or two for colorado
Jenna G Perry/... so i would enjoy it then move when you get the itch
Jenna G Perry/... where's superior colorado?
Jenna G Perry/... near boulder
Jenna G Perry/... thanks for helping
Jenna G Perry/... hmm...looks like farm and mountains
Jenna G Perry/... kind of bellingham like
David A Hertig/... yuk
David A Hertig/... I like boulder, actually
David A Hertig/... I'll move to aspen
David A Hertig/... it's cheep
Jenna G Perry/... oh ok
David A Hertig/... good, I found a condo in aspen for 227. I was like "whoa, really?"
David A Hertig/... turns out, it's 4 weeks a year, for $227k... :(
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... oh my god - my head just about exploded
Jenna G Perry/... dude i opened an acct for a few weeks ago just called
David A Hertig/... good. amber padron just walked in
Jenna G Perry/... "someone is texas is wiring me money, why isn't it here?"
Jenna G Perry/... "shut up"
Jenna G Perry/... "no - i want to know why it's not here"
Jenna G Perry/... "uh...cause it's not, I can't really answer that without knowing more specifics..."
David A Hertig/... ha ha "shut up"
Jenna G Perry/... "no, you HAVE to know"
Jenna G Perry/... "I don't bye"
Jenna G Perry/... "no - i have a problem now"
David A Hertig/... cause we're holding it for a day. 24 hour patriot act hold
Jenna G Perry/... "ok, but without talking directly to that bank and wire dept I can't give you answers"
Jenna G Perry/... "but i gave them my acct number"
Jenna G Perry/... "did you give them a routing number?"
Jenna G Perry/... "yeah..."
Jenna G Perry/... "keybank's routing number?"
Jenna G Perry/... "sure."
David A Hertig/... is SE portland a good, or bad place to live?
Jenna G Perry/... depends on what you want
Jenna G Perry/... uh...bad for what i want
David A Hertig/... that would be house style...
David A Hertig/... I non need a house, though.
Jenna G Perry/... right.
David A Hertig/... mmmmm. Yeah, I'm really considering this move thing, yo. I'm going to talk to folks, and see if it's still poss to have pops co-sign with me, then use some down payment action...
Jenna G Perry/... it's a cool place (SE), but its somewhere I would have lived in college with the girls
Jenna G Perry/... not really somewhere I want to live now
Jenna G Perry/... AND not the easiest to get downtown from (like other side of bridge and no max)
David A Hertig/... ah, no max...
Jenna G Perry/... right, that's probably it's biggest flaw
Jenna G Perry/... NE is better, but kind of ghetto in spots
Jenna G Perry/... NE has max
Jenna G Perry/... some lady just argued the date with me
Jenna G Perry/... "it's the 29th"
Jenna G Perry/... "nope lady it's the 28th"
Jenna G Perry/... "NO!!! TWENTY NINE!!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... "uh...ok, you're right..."
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... I'm going to live in your area, I think.
David A Hertig/... okay, gotta opena n account now
Jenna G Perry/... I like my area, close to downtown, clean, lots of good stuff...
David A Hertig/... yeah, I think I could handle it. there's muchas going in, too, right?
Jenna G Perry/... totally
Jenna G Perry/... keith and i used to always discuss where we would live when we moved in together
Jenna G Perry/... cause really SE/NE area is same distance from downtown i am
Jenna G Perry/... but it's dirtier and more crime
Jenna G Perry/... people like it though cause then you can say "i live downtown"
Jenna G Perry/... even though you really live in not downtown
David A Hertig/... ah, good point. and it looks like your area is getting nicer all the time, too. How close to reserve golf course are you?
Jenna G Perry/... close
Jenna G Perry/... non far
Jenna G Perry/... takes ty 5 mins to get to work i think'
David A Hertig/... nice. what other kinds of things go on in the immediate area? like, movie theater stuff, malls, etc? you know I LOVE malls
Jenna G Perry/... malls are actually not very close
Jenna G Perry/... other than streets of tanasbourne but it's like outdoor mall
Jenna G Perry/... movie theaters yeth
Jenna G Perry/... lots of groc stores
Jenna G Perry/... (organic healthy hippy ones too)
Jenna G Perry/... uh...and other stuff
Jenna G Perry/... i'm trying to schedule a box drilling for friday morning and this lady i'm talking to is like "sorry, friday morning is bad i have a brain injury so i have therapy every morning 5 days a week"
Jenna G Perry/... EEK
David A Hertig/... neat. Whatevs, I don't mind having to drive to things, or ride train...
David A Hertig/... yowza
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, i like train rides
Jenna G Perry/... they are my fav
Jenna G Perry/... you meet weirdos there
Jenna G Perry/... HENGH
Jenna G Perry/... i just got a funny text pic of me and dach sent to me
Jenna G Perry/... i'm looking at rooms to rent on craigslist
Jenna G Perry/... except it's all peeps my own age
Jenna G Perry/... i want some parents or grandparents
Jenna G Perry/... so they can nuture and care for me
David A Hertig/... I just requested info on arbor crossing
Jenna G Perry/... good show
Jenna G Perry/... let's go tour it this weekend
Jenna G Perry/... i'm curious
David A Hertig/... okay
Jenna G Perry/... should i get out of working saturday?
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not 100% that i can, but possibly...
David A Hertig/... go for it. I'd like taht
Jenna G Perry/... ok...lemme see what i can do
Jenna G Perry/... but if i get out of it, you need to be here to hang out
David A Hertig/... you got it, boss
Jenna G Perry/... i'm gonna be bummed if i'm sitting around all morning and could be hanging with my buds there
David A Hertig/... I'm coming down friday regardless, i decided
Jenna G Perry/... ok cool
David A Hertig/... very cool. and erin said she'd be in town mid afternoon probably...
Jenna G Perry/... sweet
Jenna G Perry/... then we go to salad world
David A Hertig/... I'm not sure what chris is doing, cause you know how he's all retarded and everything
Jenna G Perry/... right, he's supa retard
David A Hertig/... non straight answers
Jenna G Perry/... non straight person
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... 2100?
David A Hertig/... 2100
Jenna G Perry/... i don't get
Jenna G Perry/... ok...i just tried getting new kid to do it
Jenna G Perry/... she's mulling it over
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not sure i was convincing enough
Jenna G Perry/... now i axe my friend at other branch if she knows anyone wanting more hours
David A Hertig/... I'lll work
Jenna G Perry/... ok that would be funny
Jenna G Perry/... ha - kid is calling her bf right now to see if she had plans saturday
Jenna G Perry/... i told her i would give her toms off if she works saturday
Jenna G Perry/... i'm a good boss
David A Hertig/... indeed
Jenna G Perry/... more work for me toms, but less work on saturday!
Jenna G Perry/... DING!
Jenna G Perry/... i like that i also just totally lied to her and was like "well you wanted more hours..."
Jenna G Perry/... "i'm just trying to help you..."
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... i'm funny
David A Hertig/... I want salad world.
Jenna G Perry/... i know
Jenna G Perry/... i do too i think
David A Hertig/... 1 lb of salad would be good for me
Jenna G Perry/... hey did hallsar say if they were doing the starlight run on saturday?'
Jenna G Perry/... or just that they were busy - no specifics?
David A Hertig/... stuff about uncles, dads, stuff like that
Jenna G Perry/... more lies
Jenna G Perry/... that's what she used on me the other weekend
David A Hertig/... am I moving to oregon?
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... wanna?
David A Hertig/... not
David A Hertig/... jennie is here.
Jenna G Perry/... hi pete
Jenna G Perry/... HI PETE!!!!
David A Hertig/... HIIII
Jenna G Perry/... stock market vs keybank today
Jenna G Perry/... stock market wins
David A Hertig/... umb
David A Hertig/... hello
Jenna G Perry/... hi
David A Hertig/... This is no fun when you no its me
Jenna G Perry/... no fun
Jenna G Perry/... no its me
Jenna G Perry/... want me to say something to "david" like in normal time?
Jenna G Perry/... i just sended you a pix msg
David A Hertig/... hi
David A Hertig/... d train time now now now (joe)
Jenna G Perry/... hi d
David A Hertig/... train!
David A Hertig/... trane
David A Hertig/... I'm looking at jobs in portland
Jenna G Perry/... do
Jenna G Perry/... ops sup
Jenna G Perry/... tanasbourne
Jenna G Perry/... whoops
Jenna G Perry/... no
David A Hertig/... if I live in Oregon, and work in WA, does that work? I wonder if tax=good like taht
David A Hertig/... not with key. Just jobs in general
Jenna G Perry/... no tax = not good idea i think
Jenna G Perry/... oh UPS
David A Hertig/... could I, do you think?
David A Hertig/... I'd still want to drive, not warehouse, and I know that's HARD.
David A Hertig/... to get, anyways
David A Hertig/... and warehouse pays 9.00/hora
David A Hertig/... http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/fbh/660999211.html
David A Hertig/... mcmenamins is hiring
Jenna G Perry/... DO IT
Jenna G Perry/... actually, i think they hire a lot
Jenna G Perry/... one of hallsar's friends from hight school works there
David A Hertig/... prolly not high pay, either.
Jenna G Perry/... she's an accountant person
Jenna G Perry/... likes the job, i agree though, doesn't pay much i think
David A Hertig/... didn't you say the UPS thing is warehouse start?
Jenna G Perry/... with your work experience maybe lori could hook up something more
Jenna G Perry/... she offered for me
Jenna G Perry/... you are the same as me
Jenna G Perry/... in life and in gender
David A Hertig/... you should axe
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... I have no BA, though. that means lots
Jenna G Perry/... i would but she no here
Jenna G Perry/... at meating
Jenna G Perry/... i like on that how it says "cooking exp"
Jenna G Perry/... you have lotsa that
Jenna G Perry/... hot dogs, hamburgees, green brownies
David A Hertig/... burritos! Who wants a burrito?!
Jenna G Perry/... exactly
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... hengh
David A Hertig/... duran is here again to cause trouble. no filling stuff out. He just walked into the line, and raised his arms in the air, like he wins.
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... he DOES win
Jenna G Perry/... bring pete with you this weekend
David A Hertig/... want?
Jenna G Perry/... don otwant
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... funny joke though...
David A Hertig/... I almost invited
Jenna G Perry/... close one
Jenna G Perry/... ok...if i was going grocery shopping tonight, what shall i get?
Jenna G Perry/... burritos?
Jenna G Perry/... ima make a leest
Jenna G Perry/... bread...
Jenna G Perry/... i'm out of that
Jenna G Perry/... cheese?
Jenna G Perry/... probably need that
David A Hertig/... should I just get a landscape job in portland, and then get my class a CDL?
Jenna G Perry/... cucumber
Jenna G Perry/... cdl?
Jenna G Perry/... was dat?
Jenna G Perry/... get this i just wrote cucumber as "cucum2der"
Jenna G Perry/... no lie
Jenna G Perry/... that was funny
David A Hertig/... switch custo to key priv... what key form?
Jenna G Perry/... uh...500 something
Jenna G Perry/... 547
David A Hertig/... 633, FROM 547
David A Hertig/... hengh
David A Hertig/... you were right, though
David A Hertig/... rhino
David A Hertig/... fraud #10000000
Jenna G Perry/... total
Jenna G Perry/... i'm nerv
Jenna G Perry/... ok...footes bday is coming up there's this shirt that detects wifi
Jenna G Perry/... you think i get him that?
Jenna G Perry/... tis funny - yeth?
David A Hertig/... poor lady. laptop was stolen
Jenna G Perry/... whoops
David A Hertig/... get it, yeth.
Jenna G Perry/... it looks funny
David A Hertig/... yeah, she's really nice, and I feel bad. people suck that steal
Jenna G Perry/... i don't steal
Jenna G Perry/... i give to stealers
David A Hertig/... i do, too. they suck
Jenna G Perry/... ha i just found at shirt that says "ftw!"
Jenna G Perry/... funny
Jenna G Perry/... and one that says "meh"
Jenna G Perry/... ah crap
David A Hertig/... she was hot, too.
Jenna G Perry/... missed time by 9 mins
David A Hertig/... and just gave me a ton to do
Jenna G Perry/... give it to fawn
Jenna G Perry/... tell her its good learning experience
David A Hertig/... I'm gonna kill someone right now. another rhino.
David A Hertig/... stuff fawnz can't do
Jenna G Perry/... can so
David A Hertig/... I'm pissed. really pissed
Jenna G Perry/... sorry bud
David A Hertig/... dino saver, pile of change, idiot dad, jennie said no...
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... i just did 25 CC pymts
Jenna G Perry/... that was fun
Jenna G Perry/... NOT
David A Hertig/... good may
David A Hertig/... he doesn't have a soc...
Jenna G Perry/... i don't either
Jenna G Perry/... i'm illegal
David A Hertig/... ugh, dude left, gonna call tomorrow, left me with a pile of change... I planned on getting ahead today. How did I work for a whole day, and get behind?
Jenna G Perry/... i've been feeling that way all month...
Jenna G Perry/... the harder i work, the less gets done
Jenna G Perry/... so i just quit working
David A Hertig/... I'm about to quit my job...
David A Hertig/... I was just working on cleaning up after that fraud thing, jennie's phone rang, it was erica, wanting to chat, so jennie sent the people over to me to open an account. turd bucket.
David A Hertig/... I'll be working at least a couple days on my vaca, which means that I'm not taking them as PTO...
David A Hertig/... I'll let row know that tomorrow
Jenna G Perry/... do
Jenna G Perry/... if i work i don't put pto
David A Hertig/... yeah, there's no way in hell I'm working for free. I do that too much. kay, I'm pissed, and thinking about quitting, so I'm going to go home, get a good nights sleep, and get here early to finish what I need to do...