Email 5/29

JOURNEY!!!


Is on! MUST FIST PUMP!!!!!

Morning!!!!!

Journey=a good start to the day. I'm ready to destroy this morning. DESTROY!!!!

Bylsma called me last night. No answer for the DING!


What was weird about that just now was that I didn't just read the word "ding" but it made the noise *ddiingggg* in my head. Funny. And odd...

So another teller at a neighbor branch is getting canned today. They are dropping like flies in this area.

I'm gonna destroy today too. No stone left unturned.

hengh, get an ops person fired, so I can pop in.

the men in tights theme is on right now. It IS going to be a good day!

Penguins won last night. I was pretty stoked. I also played grimmace with Joe.

OH! I have to tell you before I forget. I AM alien! This morning, I decided to play the "weigh yourself, poo, weigh yourself" game. I get on scale. 163.4. I figure okay, that works. I poo. I get back on the scale after taking a decent one. 164!!!! I have alien anti-matter poops!

2 hours of new lost tonight. that sucks, right? I hate that show, especialy with 50" TV, and HD.

5/27/08 Convo with D

Jenna G Perry/N... i might start crying
Jenna G Perry/... hi
David A Hertig/... hi
David A Hertig/... you alive today? going crazy?
David A Hertig/... wow, are you there at all today?
Jenna G Perry/... non alive
Jenna G Perry/... hi
David A Hertig/... are you there finally?
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... kind of
David A Hertig/... me too
Jenna G Perry/... new teller is off $23 and almost in tears about ti
Jenna G Perry/... so instead of doing ALL the work I have i am digging for $23
Jenna G Perry/... neat
David A Hertig/... tell her don't worry about it. We're going crazy here. BUSY
Jenna G Perry/... i seriously almost cried earlier looking at everything i need to do
Jenna G Perry/... MAYYYYY
David A Hertig/... yup
Jenna G Perry/... i was gone TWO days
David A Hertig/... I have to get everything done, and get all caught up and stuff for my vacation...
Jenna G Perry/... right...
David A Hertig/... there's NO way it's going to happen
Jenna G Perry/... i didn't do ATM until 2 today
Jenna G Perry/... that's neat
David A Hertig/... yeah, I'm going crazy today, alyse made me pissed again last night, and may is mayish...
David A Hertig/... we were almost LOST on the island. We didn't want to leave, though...
David A Hertig/... take a deep breath, Jenna. It's going to be okay. Get through the next hour and a half, and it's relax for a second time... and laugh that I'll be working on my vaca...
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...i wanted to take some time off in june, not sure i even can at this point
Jenna G Perry/... the way things went while i was gone
Jenna G Perry/... and are going righ tnow
Jenna G Perry/... i just had to yell at newb and say "you know what - this IS NOT a priority right now - sorry"
David A Hertig/... I'm sorry. I'm pretty pised that Row decided to take this week off until Thursday, and not even say anything to me about it.
Jenna G Perry/... wow
Jenna G Perry/... good work row
David A Hertig/... Fawn told me on our way out friday. I was like "no! I have so much training for T-21, I have audits, I need to get stuff done." jennie and I are frantci today...
David A Hertig/... tickets, paper piles, poo custos keep coming in, and I had a beard hair bugging me. I took care of the iar, though. ps-ben is going to be a poop roomate
Jenna G Perry/... sorry bout poops
Jenna G Perry/... i'm eating sugar to make myself feel better
Jenna G Perry/... ps - i got up at 5 this morning - beat that
David A Hertig/... I got up at 7:30
David A Hertig/... I'm trying to call in to a radio contest
Jenna G Perry/... win
Jenna G Perry/... it's may - you will
David A Hertig/... :(
Jenna G Perry/... SORRY!
Jenna G Perry/... but it's truff
David A Hertig/... I couldn't get through, and I had the right answer
Jenna G Perry/... bummer
David A Hertig/... hell is for children, and fortunate son.
Jenna G Perry/... i have 31 emails in my inbox still and that's AFTER i deleted a bunch
Jenna G Perry/... how does that happen?
Jenna G Perry/... oh! annnnnndd Terra tried getting herself fired friday
Jenna G Perry/... left $12K out over a 2 week time span at another branch
Jenna G Perry/... instant term is what they were pushing for
Jenna G Perry/... i'm nervs i'm going to spend over here tonight
Jenna G Perry/... like i have everything from my trip since i didn't get a chance to go homeski get...
David A Hertig/... good golly, molly.
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...ask me if i like may
David A Hertig/... did you know that tree back called me last night, and said that it's probably going to be "time of month" time when we visit? That's what it was last time, too!!!! NO LOVE!
David A Hertig/... it WILL be june when I'm downt here, though... maybe it'll work out.
Jenna G Perry/... no love might be good then you dno't mess my living
David A Hertig/... I hope Terra is okay. That would be really bad to lose her. It would be total crap of another branch to push for that, too. If it got stolen, maybe.
David A Hertig/... I won't mess living rooms. I'm clean!
Jenna G Perry/... you can still get her to suck a weiner though yeth?
Jenna G Perry/... hi corp security!~
David A Hertig/... HAHAHAHA!!!!!
David A Hertig/... yeah,
David A Hertig/... that made me laugh out loud.
Jenna G Perry/... welcome
Jenna G Perry/... i still have a sense of humor - good deal
David A Hertig/... my battery int he volvo drained over the weekend, and it's totally dead now.
David A Hertig/... MAY ma MAY MAY!
Jenna G Perry/... HA
David A Hertig/... I'm going to go buy a hand held steam cleaner after work.
Jenna G Perry/... MAY
Jenna G Perry/... i just had to yell at newb to finish ND's and ATMs
Jenna G Perry/... dude - it's 4 - those need to be DONE
Jenna G Perry/... priorities...
David A Hertig/... hengh
David A Hertig/... duh!
David A Hertig/... so, did you train down from seah this morning?
Jenna G Perry/... sure did
David A Hertig/... wow
Jenna G Perry/... i watched "we own the night"
Jenna G Perry/... good movie
Jenna G Perry/... then got sleepy the minute i hit portland
Jenna G Perry/... and went "crap"
David A Hertig/... I thought the foreign exhange students were on MAX
Jenna G Perry/... oh no
Jenna G Perry/... train
Jenna G Perry/... LOTS of them
David A Hertig/... Did you know that they havea hard time fitting trains on ferries?
Jenna G Perry/... you?
Jenna G Perry/... CHOO!
David A Hertig/... I was so pissed about it, but it worked out. Scotty and Alyse both called me after the ferry left that I couldn't get on. I ignoredd alyse, and let scoot talk for a while.
David A Hertig/... He made $5k in 5 days.
Jenna G Perry/... wow
Jenna G Perry/... well done scoot!
David A Hertig/... said that's about what the norm is going to be up there for him.
Jenna G Perry/... sweet
Jenna G Perry/... i'm jell
David A Hertig/... they finally got out there, and the fishing is GOOD from what he said. Ben is now trying to rearrange the house, and tell chris and I how to live... we aren't down with that.
Jenna G Perry/... wow
Jenna G Perry/... tell him to bugger off
Jenna G Perry/... or die
David A Hertig/... we did pretty much. He said he was going to just bring his bed and stuff. There's a couch, tables, chairs, he decided to rearrange our kitchen, move the trash can out from under the sink, etc... chris and I agreed that it wasn't how it's going down.
David A Hertig/... I'm pretty sure that after scoot gets back, I'm going to move somewhere else....
Jenna G Perry/... when uhzachly does he get back?
David A Hertig/... I'm not sure the date, but it's in Sept.
Jenna G Perry/... ah...
Jenna G Perry/... my dad asked me yesterday "did david ever move?" then i laughed lots
David A Hertig/... The guys are going to try to get together for a weekend around there, at the island again. I told Ben that I can nly bring one person with me, and that it would probably be scoot. He got really mad about it, and I laughed to myself.
David A Hertig/... I'm moving to Anderson Island. Tell him that.
Jenna G Perry/... laff
David A Hertig/... it was the best weekend we've had there, yet. They made me really want to live closer to them. I move to Hallsar's townhouse?
Jenna G Perry/... do it
Jenna G Perry/... oh!
David A Hertig/... To be honest, if tree and I actually wanted to start dating by then, I probably would try to wheel something like that.
David A Hertig/... then work for Green Peace or something..
Jenna G Perry/... you talk to her?
David A Hertig/... I did earlier today, yeah.
David A Hertig/... just small talkish stuff
Jenna G Perry/... does she know you're coming?
David A Hertig/... they're getting kittens
Jenna G Perry/... jell
David A Hertig/... yeah, she does, but said they're crazy busy all weekend. i said I'd stop by, and get my whiskey :)
Jenna G Perry/... good move
David A Hertig/... Erin won't be in town until Sat evening.
David A Hertig/... makes me sad.
Jenna G Perry/... when will you be?
Jenna G Perry/... friday or saturday?
David A Hertig/... I dunno. I could wheel Friday night, then get my car parts on Saturday or something when you're at work.
Jenna G Perry/... truff
David A Hertig/... I still have to do that, cause I didn't make it down this weekend.
Jenna G Perry/... i'm clever with whatever
David A Hertig/... we'll figure it out. I found out that a really close friend of mine is now addicted to Ocy, so some of us at the island talked about going over to knock some sense into him, and try to get him checked in somewhere...
David A Hertig/... may
Jenna G Perry/... may
Jenna G Perry/... here's may - i almost cried this weekend thinking about how crapzills mine and hallsar's friendship is
Jenna G Perry/... like depression style
David A Hertig/... I'm sorry. that sucks
David A Hertig/... I wish it could have worked out better :(
Jenna G Perry/... i'm at the point of not even wanting to try anymore
David A Hertig/... I got depressed about alyse last night, cause I called her from the road, and she said 'call back when you're not driving. be safe." I told her to make sure she was around her phone, she said yes, or she'd call right back, "promise". I called when I got home, nothing. No call back. This morning, I noticed that she bumped me from her myspace friends now, and she responded with a hallsar email back when I asked for details about a camping trip...ugh... I hate flakes.
Jenna G Perry/... totally...
Jenna G Perry/... being with the girls all weekend and seeing how great all of our friendships are made me realize a lot about hallsar and how odd she is now
David A Hertig/... yeah, that's fair, I think. I got to see some real friends this weekend, too.
David A Hertig/... We all hugged when I headed north, and they were as sad as me. I miss them :(
Jenna G Perry/... move here
Jenna G Perry/... or closer
Jenna G Perry/... DO IT1
Jenna G Perry/... do it next may
Jenna G Perry/... then things will go well...
David A Hertig/... haha, yeah! I'm actually thinking about it when scotty gets back.
Jenna G Perry/... you know my thoughts on it
Jenna G Perry/... ps - i'm tan
Jenna G Perry/... or sunburned
Jenna G Perry/... it's cool
David A Hertig/... chris will have just left, scoot kind of wants to get his own place,a nd I don't wanna live in Bellingham with Ben... time to go, I think.
Jenna G Perry/... time indeed
David A Hertig/... that's why I contacted hallsar. I wanted to see how her home selling was going. maybe buy it?
David A Hertig/... she said there's other ones in that area for $200k, too. that's pretty doable with a roomie.
Jenna G Perry/... there's one by me for $150K
Jenna G Perry/... the ones right next to my apt
Jenna G Perry/... smaller than hallsar's but CHEAP with a roomie
Jenna G Perry/... and they have nicer insides
David A Hertig/... how many bedroom/bath
Jenna G Perry/... 2/2
Jenna G Perry/... check your electric
Jenna G Perry/... part of why my head is 'splode style
David A Hertig/... send me a link to the place for sale, too!
Jenna G Perry/... hold pleath
Jenna G Perry/... i can't find the actual site for them right now but here's something
Jenna G Perry/... http://www.arborhomes.com/news-events/press-releases/Crossing%20Release%20FINAL.pdf
Jenna G Perry/... it's called arbor crossing
David A Hertig/... coo
David A Hertig/... I'm ordering paint for my car. hoot
David A Hertig/... arbor crossing. I'm going to look into it more. maybe we should try to look at one when I visit!!!
Jenna G Perry/... otay
Jenna G Perry/... there's LOTS around me actually
Jenna G Perry/... like new condos
Jenna G Perry/... that's why i keep my eye out
David A Hertig/... ta ta ta time!
Jenna G Perry/... i just read through all those emails finally
Jenna G Perry/... TIME!
Jenna G Perry/... will have when i finally get home
Jenna G Perry/... the emails were dumb
Jenna G Perry/... i'm mad they cc'd me on all those
David A Hertig/... me, too. I'm not staying late tonight, though. It's nice out, and I'm going to do some Volvo lovin after work for a while.
Jenna G Perry/... it's real nice here too
Jenna G Perry/... but i don't want to come into this mess toms
Jenna G Perry/... i want toms to be fresh start
David A Hertig/... I want to get audits done toms. I'm all printed out, I'm ready to go as soon as the day comes around. Fawn is getting audited in the morning, then we work on getting the rest done. I need to try to get through a bunch of T-21 training, too.
Jenna G Perry/... i'm on the phone and asians are circling my desk
Jenna G Perry/... like literally
Jenna G Perry/... and now pointing at me
David A Hertig/... oh no
Jenna G Perry/... every time i look up they are staring right at me
Jenna G Perry/... so i keep focusing REALLY hard on my comp
Jenna G Perry/... but i keep trying to peek and they keep catching me
David A Hertig/... stinkers
Jenna G Perry/... tried exchanging korean money at my desk
Jenna G Perry/... nice try sucker
David A Hertig/... YES A HERROW A TO ADD OF DA SIGNAH AH KOREA MONAY!
Jenna G Perry/... nice effort
Jenna G Perry/... ok - i need to go vault
Jenna G Perry/... see you never
David A Hertig/... NEVS
David A Hertig/... balanthed, endered day
David A Hertig/... I just read about how steroids work. YUK! they make your body poison the liver. OH NO!!!! I do that already!
David A Hertig/... slim shady!
David A Hertig/... I'm going to help tellers close
David A Hertig/... bye bye birdie

5/16/08 Convo with D

Jenna G Perry/N... text message style!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... wait - who's the therapist?
Jenna G Perry/... i missed that earlier
David A Hertig/... she lives in the apts still... she came over to borrow screwdriver. Chris was ON IT
David A Hertig/... I just did employee survey. I wrote about a bike program.
Jenna G Perry/... thanks
Jenna G Perry/... WHO is the therapist?
Jenna G Perry/... name
David A Hertig/... Mallory
Jenna G Perry/... who the devil is that?
David A Hertig/... you never met?
Jenna G Perry/... a neighbor?
Jenna G Perry/... no never met
Jenna G Perry/... or if i did i don't member
David A Hertig/... yeah. I did it with her once when I was drunk. Actually, I did it a few times with her... then, she would come over after i was passed out, and I'd wake up to her doing me....it happened lots.
Jenna G Perry/... ew
Jenna G Perry/... weird
Jenna G Perry/... "her doing me"
Jenna G Perry/... nice
David A Hertig/... yeah
David A Hertig/... silly doodle
Jenna G Perry/... total
David A Hertig/... I was actually drinked enough last night that I thought about making a move on it, but I resisted...
Jenna G Perry/... good moves
Jenna G Perry/... let chris get in on that
Jenna G Perry/... did he touch a bow?
David A Hertig/... totally. he invited her to play poker with us, and got her digis... he's in
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... well done c walk
Jenna G Perry/... poker = poke her with his diddle bop
David A Hertig/... hengh.
David A Hertig/... what should I do tonight? I got invited to poker somewhere else...weird, poker everywhere!
Jenna G Perry/... poke places
Jenna G Perry/... uh...you should watch lost online
Jenna G Perry/... wait - that's what i'm doing
Jenna G Perry/... you should go to hot shotzzzz
David A Hertig/... what's erin's direct line again?6152? 6150
Jenna G Perry/... you should make pb nanimo bars
Jenna G Perry/... 6152
Jenna G Perry/... HER NAME ISN'T ERIN IT'S HUMMER!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... i almost didn't know who you were talking about
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... no pb nanaimo tonight. tonight, I get down. I boogay
Jenna G Perry/... you don't boogay
Jenna G Perry/... you stand awkwardly in the corner
Jenna G Perry/... and shake your leg like foote
Jenna G Perry/... did I ever tell her that rosie did stand up last night?
Jenna G Perry/... like first time EVER
David A Hertig/... no way. how did it go? I totally would have gone and watched!
Jenna G Perry/... i don't know how it went
Jenna G Perry/... i haven't talked to her yet today
Jenna G Perry/... i told her i laughed from oregon though
Jenna G Perry/... i'm a good friend
David A Hertig/... if she goes again, I would like to know, please. I will laugh. she's funny
Jenna G Perry/... ok...sorry, I should have thought to tell you
Jenna G Perry/... i'm silly
Jenna G Perry/... i told justin
Jenna G Perry/... he said "is rosemary funny?"
Jenna G Perry/... i said YETH
David A Hertig/... and cute. wink wink
Jenna G Perry/... WATCH IT!
David A Hertig/... no
Jenna G Perry/... ok
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... Joe is probably riding rosie's old bike right now.
David A Hertig/... I told him to ride bike today, and he said "naw naw I'll go around the block naw naw"
Jenna G Perry/... naw naw
Jenna G Perry/... good times
Jenna G Perry/... ok...so new kid's attire today isn't really up to snuff
Jenna G Perry/... and my banana is here
Jenna G Perry/... crap
Jenna G Perry/... mostly i wouldnt care, but with bananas in pajamas...
Jenna G Perry/... GOLLY!
David A Hertig/... are coming down the stairs! bananas, in pajamas, are coming down in pairs!
David A Hertig/... pears, hengh.
David A Hertig/... pete the potato
Jenna G Perry/... pete the pear
David A Hertig/... she's more of a tater
Jenna G Perry/... mashed taters
Jenna G Perry/... YUM
Jenna G Perry/... do want
David A Hertig/... ooh, can Walkie come down to P town with me when i come? He wants to come play, and he will resist jenna elbow touching
David A Hertig/... I want chicken, cooked on charcoal, I want corn on cob, and I want a heffe
Jenna G Perry/... chris can come DER
Jenna G Perry/... chris is fun
Jenna G Perry/... me like
Jenna G Perry/... i'll hug him
Jenna G Perry/... i want grub steak
David A Hertig/... grub steak?
Jenna G Perry/... i don't know what that means
David A Hertig/... weiner. you must be thinking of touching chris' grub steak. YUK!
Jenna G Perry/... EWWWW
Jenna G Perry/... hummer is funny
Jenna G Perry/... she was just like "i have to tell you something secret..."
Jenna G Perry/... then said something about 2 people being on vaca at the same time
Jenna G Perry/... like that was her HUGE secret
Jenna G Perry/... i was like "that doesn't need to be secret dork"
David A Hertig/... it does around here. Sharon would flip!
David A Hertig/... she sent out like 3 emails when we were all scheduling, saying "absolutely NO doubling up on vaca, under any circumstances."
David A Hertig/... is your wire system working?
David A Hertig/... RPI is down, and I just got 2 wire requests... MURPHY!
Jenna G Perry/... yeah we're told not to double up
Jenna G Perry/... but what they don't know can't hurt them...
Jenna G Perry/... i have 2 peeps gone right now too
Jenna G Perry/... i deal
Jenna G Perry/... rpi works for me
Jenna G Perry/... sucka
David A Hertig/... can I have you do some wires for me?
David A Hertig/... actually, I'll call humzzzzzzz
David A Hertig/... see if she can do them.
Jenna G Perry/... don otwant
Jenna G Perry/... i thought you weren't allowed to share
Jenna G Perry/... like shar bear had to do em or someting
David A Hertig/... what they don't know...
David A Hertig/... :)
Jenna G Perry/... tink!
Jenna G Perry/... you alife?
Jenna G Perry/... DEAD????
David A Hertig/... here
Jenna G Perry/... WHY AREN'T FEE REPORTS OUT???
Jenna G Perry/... it's giving me headache
Jenna G Perry/... it's the 16th!
Jenna G Perry/... they should be out by now!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... HA
Jenna G Perry/... http://blogs.bellinghamherald.com/history/index.php?title=keybank_goes_back_to_drawing_board_for_b&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1
David A Hertig/... will read in a second.
David A Hertig/... looks like a good read
Jenna G Perry/... it's funny
Jenna G Perry/... i think my tellers are having TOO much fun today
Jenna G Perry/... there's a LOT of laughter happening
David A Hertig/... yeah, i've been yelling at people all day, cause everyone is just staring outside...
Jenna G Perry/... agreed
Jenna G Perry/... they are being super goofy
Jenna G Perry/... i'm being a mean boss today - yesterday new kid was asking me what she can work on and improve on
Jenna G Perry/... I said - be more independent, if you can't figure something out, don't ask right away, try to find it on your own, it helps you learn
Jenna G Perry/... so i gave her a combining statements project and she starts asking a million questions
Jenna G Perry/... I said "no - call answerbank, use edocs, i'm not helping"
David A Hertig/... good. tell her to bugger off
Jenna G Perry/... (also i hate combining statements)
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... I hate it, too
Jenna G Perry/... ha
Jenna G Perry/... we're good at tricks
David A Hertig/... yup. I still can't figure out this wire thing...
Jenna G Perry/... hmm
Jenna G Perry/... do you want me to help?
Jenna G Perry/... like to do eet?
David A Hertig/... maybe. I'm on the phone with help desk.
Jenna G Perry/... ok...let me know, i've got time
David A Hertig/... coo
Jenna G Perry/... i don't know how well my audit is going...
Jenna G Perry/... i have a bad feeling...
David A Hertig/... there was a recorded message on help desk, and the lady on the message just mumbled a bunch. I couldn't even understand her. you should call and listen...
Jenna G Perry/... giev me #
Jenna G Perry/... i will
David A Hertig/... 18009673333
David A Hertig/... you have to choose "for all other issues" option
Jenna G Perry/... k
David A Hertig/... then some idiot mumbles at you
Jenna G Perry/... hold pleth
Jenna G Perry/... for all other issues press 6
Jenna G Perry/... PRESS
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... play by play
Jenna G Perry/... "MUMBLES"
David A Hertig/... right?
Jenna G Perry/... i KIND of get it though...
Jenna G Perry/... there's a system error
Jenna G Perry/... sewice desk
David A Hertig/... yeah, I got some of it, but she's got terrible communications....
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... funny
David A Hertig/... ooh, help desk coming on computer. bye for a sec
Jenna G Perry/... BYE
David A Hertig/... and....back!
David A Hertig/... wires work now. nice
Jenna G Perry/... whew!
Jenna G Perry/... good
David A Hertig/... he didn't have an answer, but he got it working, so whatevs...
David A Hertig/... the solution is key
Jenna G Perry/... the solution IS key
Jenna G Perry/... well done
Jenna G Perry/... so the more I hang with my DOL the last few days the more I want to be one
Jenna G Perry/... that bad?
David A Hertig/... nope, that's good
David A Hertig/... you'd do well at it.
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, but it sucks cause I know i'm not ready yet
Jenna G Perry/... the waiting to be "ready" is dumb
Jenna G Perry/... but i know i would crash and burn if i tried now
David A Hertig/... it would be a big load to take on, yeah, but as long as you're working towards it, s'all good. ask if they'll start paying you like a DOL...
David A Hertig/... J banana!
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... JNANA!
Jenna G Perry/... BIRDFOOD!
Jenna G Perry/... doing poorly in my audit will keep me from advancing i bet
Jenna G Perry/... whoops!
Jenna G Perry/... kid is STILL working on combining stmts
Jenna G Perry/... ha
Jenna G Perry/... sucker
David A Hertig/... keeping her busy at least.
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, the laughter and chatter has quieted
Jenna G Perry/... i showed them!
David A Hertig/... I yelled at ashley, fawn, and Jennie all at the same time. They looked scared.
Jenna G Perry/... about what?
David A Hertig/... Ashley was leaning against the wall, talking to Jennie, who was standing at her desk, whining about wanting to go outside. Fawn was standing outside...
Jenna G Perry/... ah...
Jenna G Perry/... GET TO WORK!
Jenna G Perry/... is row there?
Jenna G Perry/... ps - does she know we call her row?
David A Hertig/... me :Fawn, get inside NOW! Ashley, how are your referrals? good enough that you can lean against a wall? Jennie, how's your loan loading going? WORK!"
Jenna G Perry/... HAHAHA
Jenna G Perry/... good one boss
David A Hertig/... ashley "it's slow!" me: yeah, it's a great time to brush up on product knowledge, or make calls. Unless you're at goal or above, you should be getting referrals.
Jenna G Perry/... (there are TWO guys in here without sleeves on their shirts, no sleeves, no service)
David A Hertig/... sunshine is no excuse to goof off! r'awrrrr! now, i'm going to stare out the window :)
David A Hertig/... that's a strange one. I haven't checked in with her for a while.
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...nutty
Jenna G Perry/... new kid was like "this sucks"
Jenna G Perry/... I said "want answerbanks number?"
Jenna G Perry/... she did
Jenna G Perry/... UH OH!
Jenna G Perry/... i have to make SERIOUS boom
Jenna G Perry/... surprise!
David A Hertig/... my hair is going to envelope my head, I think. It's getting crazy.
Jenna G Perry/... envelope
Jenna G Perry/... i read that like the thing you mail letters in
Jenna G Perry/... not like "take over"
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... I figured
Jenna G Perry/... i was like "wha???"
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... doodle is weird!
David A Hertig/... sweet! CRAZY ON YOU!!!! I love this song!
Jenna G Perry/... jack and diane is on here
Jenna G Perry/... get em john cougs...
David A Hertig/... you know the song "the wait"? by the band?
David A Hertig/... The Band is AWESOME
Jenna G Perry/... YES
Jenna G Perry/... i like that song LOTS
Jenna G Perry/... i spent a week one time trying to figure out the name of "the band"
David A Hertig/... chris and I played it last night. Ben tried to mess it up with the drums, but we did it anyways
Jenna G Perry/... i wasn't getting that "the band" was the name
David A Hertig/... I have a cool DVD I should copy you. The Band's last concert... clapton plays with them, Bob dylan, neil young, Dr John all play... it's cool.
Jenna G Perry/... OOH!
Jenna G Perry/... FANCY
Jenna G Perry/... ok...let me electric you something
Jenna G Perry/... sent
Jenna G Perry/... i'm gonna go boom
Jenna G Perry/... be back in point 5
Jenna G Perry/... done!
Jenna G Perry/... FAST
Jenna G Perry/... i just stood back and admired my work...it was a GOOD poo
David A Hertig/... haha, nice.
David A Hertig/... i got your email. weird.
David A Hertig/... my tummy just rumbled, and I just made a weekend rule. you follow?
David A Hertig/... let your roomies know the rule.
David A Hertig/... DAVID'S RULE FOR THE WEEKEND:
Jenna G Perry/... lets here it bud
Jenna G Perry/... hear maybe
David A Hertig/... EVERYTHING YOU EAT MUST COME OFF OF A BBQ. ALL WEEKEND, NO EXCEPTIONS.
Jenna G Perry/... OH MAN!!!
Jenna G Perry/... IN CAPITALS
Jenna G Perry/... what about scramy eggs for brekky?
Jenna G Perry/... grill em?
Jenna G Perry/... HELLO?!
David A Hertig/... bbq only.
David A Hertig/... surrey. got busy
Jenna G Perry/... fur
Jenna G Perry/... oh man...fed exer was just here, he's telling me how hot it is outside
Jenna G Perry/... i was like "well at least you have air conditioning in the truck right?"
Jenna G Perry/... he was like "not a chance!"
Jenna G Perry/... eek
David A Hertig/... fed ex people actually have to take care of their own trucks, too. Like, they're contracted, not fedex employees. whoa!
David A Hertig/... it didn't go to a foreign land, silly billy
David A Hertig/... cool service
Jenna G Perry/... foreign land?
Jenna G Perry/... oh !
Jenna G Perry/... i get
Jenna G Perry/... i = non fast today
David A Hertig/... i just got busy
Jenna G Perry/... words...i just got caught with my pants down a little on my audit - whoops!
David A Hertig/... on what? tell me so I don't.
Jenna G Perry/... there's a few things from ksap that we email to the DOL after the audit that I dont' print out i guess
Jenna G Perry/... i said "come on! I was trying to save trees!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... she's like "doesn't count here"
Jenna G Perry/... whoops
David A Hertig/... haha, good effort, though.
David A Hertig/... I just did an entire wire, went to validate, and it said "you have been logged off." no!
Jenna G Perry/... EEP!!!
David A Hertig/... ugh, just redid it
Jenna G Perry/... well played
Jenna G Perry/... i'm re-doing those other forms
Jenna G Perry/... i'm a silly
Jenna G Perry/... i think my DOL is impressed with my lack of organization
Jenna G Perry/... whoops
Jenna G Perry/... impressed = not impressed
David A Hertig/... jebus, some tool about laker OD is here. he was in this morning. I said I'd call him. He's back again "I want to talk to david." dude, I'll call you.
Jenna G Perry/... eee!
Jenna G Perry/... run
David A Hertig/... scrammed him. I just left hummer a message
David A Hertig/... he wasn't super unhappy, so I'll actually try to help him out.
David A Hertig/... okay, I gotsta open an account now...barb
David A Hertig/... my goodness. I haven't even gotten to the account yet. BUSY!
Jenna G Perry/... i just got my audit score
Jenna G Perry/... geuss it
David A Hertig/... 98
Jenna G Perry/... lesser
Jenna G Perry/... 98 is GOOD
Jenna G Perry/... i = non that good
David A Hertig/... uh oh. I'm in trouble then.
David A Hertig/... you>me at ops...
David A Hertig/... what did you get?80?
Jenna G Perry/... no one gets 98 goof
Jenna G Perry/... i got a 88
Jenna G Perry/... SWEET
Jenna G Perry/... that's good score i guess for our aera
Jenna G Perry/... area
David A Hertig/... good score. Jessica got 100 last year on hers
Jenna G Perry/... what?
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... lembo got 100?
Jenna G Perry/... wow
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... it also depends on the DOL and how they score
Jenna G Perry/... that's part of it
Jenna G Perry/... i bet shar is hard scorist though
David A Hertig/... Jennie and Richelle always yell about how we have to beat her this year. and yeah, Sharon is probably a little lax. She likes to give you a shot to get it right.
Jenna G Perry/... how do you beat 100?
Jenna G Perry/... do they know that's the highest score?
Jenna G Perry/... lori's drunk - she just texted me so
Jenna G Perry/... hahaha
David A Hertig/... nice
Jenna G Perry/... ps - mer ville only got like a 90 something on their audit last year
Jenna G Perry/... don't let pete and row tell you different, its published for all to see
David A Hertig/... hengh.
David A Hertig/... waht did fairy get last year?
Jenna G Perry/... hold pleath
Jenna G Perry/... loan signing
Jenna G Perry/... ugh and done
Jenna G Perry/... it really amazes me that people are trusting me with their loan docs
Jenna G Perry/... i have NO clue what's going on the majority of the time
Jenna G Perry/... fairy got a 97...maybe that's what lembo was thinking was 100
David A Hertig/... how jealous are you right now?
Jenna G Perry/... of wha?
Jenna G Perry/... ALL THE WAY JEALOUS
David A Hertig/... of where I just was.
Jenna G Perry/... turkey land????
David A Hertig/... you ARE all the way jealous.
David A Hertig/... I was at the big fat fish company with row.
Jenna G Perry/... tracey leiweke's bedroom?
David A Hertig/... We had a beer and a shot
Jenna G Perry/... OH!
Jenna G Perry/... ZING!
Jenna G Perry/... is that what her and pete do during their "lunches?"
Jenna G Perry/... did you get to find out?
David A Hertig/... I didn't care to ask.
Jenna G Perry/... fair
Jenna G Perry/... did you eat lunch too?
Jenna G Perry/... or just drink it?
Jenna G Perry/... hoot - another loan app!!!
David A Hertig/... no lunch yet. My break is very soon.
David A Hertig/... i'm buzzed, though.
David A Hertig/... beer and a shot, now back to my desk.
Jenna G Perry/... ok...
Jenna G Perry/... uh...
Jenna G Perry/... dude that did the loan app is same one that asked me to his cd release thing last weekend
Jenna G Perry/... he was like "so what's your deal - you married???"
Jenna G Perry/... I was like "NO!!!" then i blushed
Jenna G Perry/... i think he's going to date me soon
Jenna G Perry/... or try to
David A Hertig/... you going to let?
Jenna G Perry/... not sure
Jenna G Perry/... possibly
David A Hertig/... might as well. field. go play
Jenna G Perry/... he's pretty cute and nice
Jenna G Perry/... just old
Jenna G Perry/... you know how i'm digging the oldies now
David A Hertig/... so? age ain't nothin.
Jenna G Perry/... BUT A NUMBA!
Jenna G Perry/... he's a customer though...
Jenna G Perry/... that could get weird
David A Hertig/... I tell all the high school girls that haha
Jenna G Perry/... sick
David A Hertig/... nah, just close his account if he is mean
Jenna G Perry/... fair
David A Hertig/... find me envelopes
David A Hertig/... I can't find the one's we use to send stuff out...
Jenna G Perry/... WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS!!!
Jenna G Perry/... i'm starved - i need to eat
David A Hertig/... lunch time. you find envelope. thanks bye
Jenna G Perry/... arg...
David A Hertig/... bye bye
Jenna G Perry/... oh my god - i called for desktop question for sneaky pete and row answered
Jenna G Perry/... all i could hear was screaming
Jenna G Perry/... it was awful
David A Hertig/... yeah, that'll happen. I rode the KTM back from lunch
Jenna G Perry/... VROOM!
Jenna G Perry/... new kid does NOT like the answer the phone
David A Hertig/... that's always dumb
Jenna G Perry/... wait...so what envs you looking fur?
Jenna G Perry/... (pumpkin head got FIVE referrals this week - good for pumpkins!)
David A Hertig/... just the one that we use to send things out. Has our return addy in the top left, nothing in the middle...
Jenna G Perry/... DAVID!
Jenna G Perry/... that's the EXACT one I helped you find before
Jenna G Perry/... i'm gonna let pete scream in your ear
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... help again, pleathe.
Jenna G Perry/... call me
Jenna G Perry/... i hate typing
Jenna G Perry/... APRIL FOOL
Jenna G Perry/... 503-629-1861
David A Hertig/... airwick answered. I hanged up
Jenna G Perry/... hahaha
Jenna G Perry/... good joke yeth?
David A Hertig/... yeah.
Jenna G Perry/... ok my number is 503-626-3907
Jenna G Perry/... that's what you get for makin gme do this twice
Jenna G Perry/... a hole
David A Hertig/... i like sunshine
Jenna G Perry/... i like BEER!
Jenna G Perry/... i just told airhead i played jokes
Jenna G Perry/... i'm funny
Jenna G Perry/... obamers is in p-town this weekend
Jenna G Perry/... he's speaking at the park - i think i will go
David A Hertig/... I wouldn't miss that, either. GO PRES OBAMA!
Jenna G Perry/... pressy doo
Jenna G Perry/... some dirka is asking about "on the line banking"
Jenna G Perry/... no "the" idiot
Jenna G Perry/... he just made my ear sweaty
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... my new bf is RICH
Jenna G Perry/... he makes like $90K a year
Jenna G Perry/... and SOLD!
David A Hertig/... date
Jenna G Perry/... i know...he can take me somewhere classy - i'll let him
Jenna G Perry/... if I was going to take a nap at work - would I get fired or hired?
David A Hertig/... neither. you'd get a raise
Jenna G Perry/... tink
Jenna G Perry/... i was telling rosie how - if I ever got PUNISHED at work for anything i might goof around less
Jenna G Perry/... instead I have good audits and get told i'm doing well
Jenna G Perry/... so the goofy continues
David A Hertig/... I know. our job=easy
David A Hertig/... sometimes
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...mostlyu
Jenna G Perry/... UUUU
David A Hertig/... still can't find the right envie... none are the same size. 4"X9.5"....oh well, I'll get close
Jenna G Perry/... fair
Jenna G Perry/... works
David A Hertig/... yeah
David A Hertig/... hokay, I go show fawnzer
Jenna G Perry/... HOKEYPOKEY
Jenna G Perry/... WHOA
Jenna G Perry/... have you been to google.com yet today???
Jenna G Perry/... your mind will be BLOWN
Jenna G Perry/... hey!!!
Jenna G Perry/... get back ehre
David A Hertig/... go
Jenna G Perry/... here
Jenna G Perry/... HERE
Jenna G Perry/... do you see?
Jenna G Perry/... google?
David A Hertig/... here
David A Hertig/... sorry, going there
David A Hertig/... wild. they had some design thing going on... that must have been the winner's. looks like 1987
Jenna G Perry/... ee - my new bf just called me "hun"
David A Hertig/... how do you fix those CDN OLDs offages?
David A Hertig/... date him
Jenna G Perry/... i don't belief in canada money
David A Hertig/... do you know how to fix?
Jenna G Perry/... ask hummer
Jenna G Perry/... nope
David A Hertig/... fun to shop has curves...good ones
Jenna G Perry/... ick
Jenna G Perry/... and a buttah face
David A Hertig/... maybe, but the rest is really good.
David A Hertig/... hengh.
David A Hertig/... I'm lonely
Jenna G Perry/... you'll see tree back soon
Jenna G Perry/... that's non lonely
David A Hertig/... that's true
Jenna G Perry/... lori just "texted" me to tell me she got me a t shirt from Iowa
Jenna G Perry/... I said "thanks mom"
Jenna G Perry/... ha
Jenna G Perry/... i don't know why texted was in quotes
Jenna G Perry/... she ACTUALLY texted me
David A Hertig/... me either
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... i just went outside for the first time today - HOT
Jenna G Perry/... TIME TIMETIME TIMETIME TIMETIME TIMETIME TIMETIME TIMETIME TIME
David A Hertig/... it IS! it's really nice
David A Hertig/... time time
David A Hertig/... I will time when i get home
Jenna G Perry/... i will time as well!
Jenna G Perry/... FUN
Jenna G Perry/... i will time and watch lost
Jenna G Perry/... maybe drink beer too
David A Hertig/... I WILL drink beer. I'm going to get Joe a bottle of jameson (cause he's going to BBQ for us on Sunday), and then go to the store and get burger stuff and corn. THEN I'll TIME, and drink beer.
Jenna G Perry/... thyme
Jenna G Perry/... cause it's an herb
Jenna G Perry/... an?
Jenna G Perry/... what's with me today
Jenna G Perry/... typing>me
David A Hertig/... me too
Jenna G Perry/... you leaf soon, i'm jell
David A Hertig/... I'm having focus issues
David A Hertig/... email with alyse. She's there till 7:30
Jenna G Perry/... this is the 2nd friday in a row working until 6
Jenna G Perry/... EW!
Jenna G Perry/... PASS
Jenna G Perry/... i think i would quit if i had to work until 7:30
David A Hertig/... me, toO!
Jenna G Perry/... capitals
David A Hertig/... francis collins is here
Jenna G Perry/... my banana is STILL here
Jenna G Perry/... franny
Jenna G Perry/... fanny
Jenna G Perry/... i think new kid is getting TOO comfortable here
Jenna G Perry/... like she's already talking back
Jenna G Perry/... you have to work with me a few months before I allow that
Jenna G Perry/... and even then I don't like it much
Jenna G Perry/... dude is talking about how the best doc he can find for his wife is a horse doctor...
Jenna G Perry/... i was like "uh...bad idea?"
David A Hertig/... HAHAHA! that's the funny
Jenna G Perry/... agreed.
Jenna G Perry/... did you send fawnzer out early bird today?
David A Hertig/... couldn't. row and jean went on a sales call
Jenna G Perry/... quotes
David A Hertig/... good thing I didn't promise the world, right?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...
Jenna G Perry/... i'm supa sleepy
Jenna G Perry/... i want home and time and bed
Jenna G Perry/... and lost
Jenna G Perry/... thyme
David A Hertig/... I'm not sleepy. I'm jazzed (jazzed? really david? and you tell people you're NOT ghey?)
Jenna G Perry/... right...way to get my response before i could
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... my ear is STILL burning from hearing sneaky pete laugh today
Jenna G Perry/... the best part is she KNOWS how loud she is too, like she was cracking jokes about ti
Jenna G Perry/... it
David A Hertig/... yeah, she will yell about how loud she is
David A Hertig/... crazy
David A Hertig/... i'll bet she tries to do it with me this weekend.
Jenna G Perry/... i bet not
David A Hertig/... they all do at some point (silly girls)
Jenna G Perry/... i'm jell you guys get to bowl
Jenna G Perry/... right - you are super irristible
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... even to hallsar - she almost left 7 3/4 for YOU
David A Hertig/... yeah, I'm totally joking, done worry
David A Hertig/... HAHA@@@@@@
Jenna G Perry/... I'M SERIOUS!
Jenna G Perry/... i dont' have humor
David A Hertig/... yuk, hallsar squishy is not what I want
Jenna G Perry/... i have serious
Jenna G Perry/... tis REALLY nice outside
Jenna G Perry/... i keep staring
David A Hertig/... you should work for the FBI
Jenna G Perry/... i DO work for FBI
David A Hertig/... i keep staring, too
Jenna G Perry/... hadn't you heard?
Jenna G Perry/... i turned you in last week
Jenna G Perry/... for your thyme operation
David A Hertig/... NO!
Jenna G Perry/... YETH!
Jenna G Perry/... i hope we get fired for this one day
Jenna G Perry/... and they catch onto our jokes
Jenna G Perry/... go out in a blaze of glory
David A Hertig/... blaze...yes
David A Hertig/... how are they going to fire the bank?
Jenna G Perry/... won't
Jenna G Perry/... suckers
David A Hertig/... shoes are off
Jenna G Perry/... I AM KEYBANK!
Jenna G Perry/... mine too!!!
Jenna G Perry/... as soon as the banana walked out - off they came!
David A Hertig/... wiggle toes!
Jenna G Perry/... did!
Jenna G Perry/... ahh...fresh air...
Jenna G Perry/... some old granny had a BIG purchase at teh liquor store
Jenna G Perry/... i laughed
Jenna G Perry/... like $200ish
Jenna G Perry/... well played denture face!
Jenna G Perry/... do you leaf now?
Jenna G Perry/... why you still working?
David A Hertig/... i leaf. g'night!

5/15/08 Convo with D

David A Hertig/... ingella is one of my fraud people I'm taking care of. I had another one come in just now. That's like 10 in 2 weeks
Jenna G Perry/... HENGH
David A Hertig/... I'm getting good at it, at least.
Jenna G Perry/... ingella is a nut
Jenna G Perry/... she's weird
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not a big fan, but i feel like i have to help her cause of the relations
David A Hertig/... yeah, and she's nice to me now. I am her PB now. peanut butter
Jenna G Perry/... who's da jelly?
David A Hertig/... she is, silly
Jenna G Perry/... oh...my bad
Jenna G Perry/... some old hottie (red style) just came in a dropped a resume
Jenna G Perry/... you woudl touch her elbos
Jenna G Perry/... elbos?
Jenna G Perry/... no - elbow
Jenna G Perry/... she's russian...
Jenna G Perry/... i know how you feel about foreign currency...
David A Hertig/... Debit card stolen. Fraudulent charges
Jenna G Perry/... well done ingela
David A Hertig/... that's what I was pasting on all my disputes. I just walked fawn through doing a debit card dispute.
Jenna G Perry/... MY GOD!
David A Hertig/... she smiled, and thanked me. She gets happy to learn things
Jenna G Perry/... new kid just came around my desk AGAIN!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... STOP!
Jenna G Perry/... i will NOT keep you here if you keep that up!
Jenna G Perry/... tell fawn i'll hire her down here if she wants to move
Jenna G Perry/... and there's an ops position open i'm sure she could get to
David A Hertig/... no! She can have mine when I bail
David A Hertig/... JUMP SHIP! remember giving sharon crap about that? that was really fun
David A Hertig/... I have a girl delivering me a TV stand right now... hengh. it's silver, and matches my TV
Jenna G Perry/... silver
Jenna G Perry/... you're a ghey
Jenna G Perry/... metrosesssual
David A Hertig/... yeah, metro. tree back is excited to hang out. I told her to come on Friday, so we can all run around all weekend. Who needs the sars, anyways? I don't think I'll tell her I'm in town. cool?
Jenna G Perry/... cool by me
David A Hertig/... we don't need a big crowd. Just us three is cool. or, invite airwick to kick it!
Jenna G Perry/... they don't tell me when they are in town
Jenna G Perry/... airhead!
Jenna G Perry/... ooh crap
Jenna G Perry/... i think i'm supposed to work that saturday...let me work on getting out of that...
Jenna G Perry/... i know JUST the person to work it for me too!
David A Hertig/... suzers
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... naw new kid
Jenna G Perry/... she WANTS more hours
David A Hertig/... even if you do work, erin and I could find SOMETHING to do while you're at work. AND, I can come visit you on the job!
Jenna G Perry/... true...hold pleath
David A Hertig/... no more hold. I've done all my other chores!
Jenna G Perry/... ok...just finished
Jenna G Perry/... sowdy
David A Hertig/... no worries
Jenna G Perry/... i just semi-offered new kid a job here
Jenna G Perry/... She accepted
David A Hertig/... cool
Jenna G Perry/... I had a LONG talk wtih my banana about it and she said I should hire her
Jenna G Perry/... i said I needed to do some more thinking
David A Hertig/... where is she supposed to be working?
Jenna G Perry/... read: see more applications
Jenna G Perry/... she's supposed to be on our reserve staff - so float pool type thing
David A Hertig/... ah... that would be good to get her in. Are you already paying her out of your cost center?
Jenna G Perry/... naw
David A Hertig/... perfect! Free training!
David A Hertig/... cool, I just set a date with two boys. One, to get the right ECU for my volvo, and one for a guy that has the door, and hood for my volvo. PERFECT! that car is going to be sharp
Jenna G Perry/... sharp like tack
Jenna G Perry/... ok - i need to eat
Jenna G Perry/... be back in 10
David A Hertig/... k
Jenna G Perry/... back
Jenna G Perry/... ugh...
Jenna G Perry/... i'm a full kidlet
David A Hertig/... kidlet
David A Hertig/... ?
Jenna G Perry/... not sure
Jenna G Perry/... i'm in a weird mood
David A Hertig/... me too
Jenna G Perry/... hmm...i'm not sure i want to give up that saturday...i'm working with one of muhbuds
Jenna G Perry/... maybe i'll change my mind next week - has happened before
Jenna G Perry/... ok - i have TWO huge piles going
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not sure my piling system at this point so i'm not sure why i have 2...
David A Hertig/... don't worry about the saturday thing. We can come visit you, and mill around (read: do it) until you're off work.
David A Hertig/... hengh!
Jenna G Perry/... fair
David A Hertig/... then we'll buy you a beer after!
David A Hertig/... hoot
Jenna G Perry/... you could come visit - there's a muchas in the same parking lot
David A Hertig/... what what what?!?!?! I will come visit. i'll eat a burrito at your desk, and if custos come in, erin and I can pretend to be opening an IRA or something.
Jenna G Perry/... oh i'm a teller on saturdays
David A Hertig/... screw that. be a platform, so we can stand on you
David A Hertig/... or put our tv on you
David A Hertig/... out tv? MY tv
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... YOUR TV!
Jenna G Perry/... naw the platform that day is this dumb RM guy
David A Hertig/... alientv
Jenna G Perry/... then me and another ops are the tellers
David A Hertig/... wild
Jenna G Perry/... she's cool - this little itty bitty chick
Jenna G Perry/... she's shorter than me
Jenna G Perry/... that's why we're friends
Jenna G Perry/... her name is migdalia
Jenna G Perry/... (she's not american)
Jenna G Perry/... but cool - i like
David A Hertig/... then I like, too.
Jenna G Perry/... yeah..she's the one hallsar hates for some reason
Jenna G Perry/... i still can't figure out her reasoning other than she was rude to her once
David A Hertig/... that's why you like her
Jenna G Perry/... I said "that's ok, people can have bad days..."
Jenna G Perry/... i'm a nice!!!!
David A Hertig/... benefit of the doubt is a good thing to give.
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...
Jenna G Perry/... i like to give
David A Hertig/... what kind of beer will we drink when I come down? coors?
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... good joke my friend
David A Hertig/... puke. Ashley told me about how she was drinking coors with her friends, and how it made her sick. I said "get good beer. quicker drunk, less to have to drink, better taste." she agreed
David A Hertig/... I had tallies of PBR the other day.
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... tastes like a rodeo
Jenna G Perry/... silly kids
Jenna G Perry/... they dont' know stuff
Jenna G Perry/... will I drink beer tonight?
Jenna G Perry/... YES I WILL
David A Hertig/... i will have merlot
David A Hertig/... i got a bottle of it.
David A Hertig/... I'll drink the bottle.
Jenna G Perry/... glass and all
Jenna G Perry/... DO IT
David A Hertig/... i might
Jenna G Perry/... i've been a bit of a wino lately
Jenna G Perry/... booze hound!
David A Hertig/... me too. it's yummy
Jenna G Perry/... fo tha winnnn
David A Hertig/... ween
David A Hertig/... weezer
David A Hertig/... I haven't listened to weezer for a while
David A Hertig/... I should.
Jenna G Perry/... me too!
Jenna G Perry/... i like them
David A Hertig/... is my monitor her yet? I'm ready for it.
Jenna G Perry/... i listened to a lot of sublime lately
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not sure what my deal is - i go through weird phases
Jenna G Perry/... like i had a citizen cope streak for awhile too
Jenna G Perry/... only thing i liked
David A Hertig/... have you listened to buck 65?
Jenna G Perry/... naw...what's dat?
Jenna G Perry/... WUZ DAT
David A Hertig/... some dude. does all the music himself. I have his discography if you want.
Jenna G Perry/... i would like coupy lath cheque
David A Hertig/... yay!
David A Hertig/... you have a "pull music from ipod" program, right?
Jenna G Perry/... OH YEAH!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... good stuff - i'll steal from you like crazy
David A Hertig/... do. I have offspring discography, and pantera discography, too. ALL SONGS< PLEASE!
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... so yesterday terra was asking me funny questions
Jenna G Perry/... she was like "what's it like where you grew up?'
Jenna G Perry/... I was like "der...neat? i have a crush on it"
Jenna G Perry/... she was like "well is it in the country?
Jenna G Perry/... I said "no - suburbs.com"
David A Hertig/... I just picked a boog, and then I couldn't get it off my finger
Jenna G Perry/... eew!!!
David A Hertig/... it was cool. it was like a glue call.
David A Hertig/... ball
David A Hertig/... I have good weekends coming up, yo.
David A Hertig/... bowling this weekend, and getting my ECU from dude, next weekend, going to anderson, hangin with the boys, and then weekend after that, hopefully bringing my Volvo down to Portland, and visiting you! sweet!
Jenna G Perry/... NEAT
Jenna G Perry/... i'm there
Jenna G Perry/... ok...i just played google maps for terra and showed her woodinville
Jenna G Perry/... then she showed me where she grew up
Jenna G Perry/... it was fun
David A Hertig/... where is she from
Jenna G Perry/... warren, oregon
Jenna G Perry/... scapoose area or soemthing i guess
David A Hertig/... oh, poo
Jenna G Perry/... why poo?
Jenna G Perry/... YOU ARE POO!!!
David A Hertig/... scapoose is poo
David A Hertig/... i tooka girl out for dinner that was from scapoose. made out and everything.
Jenna G Perry/... then you got crabs?
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... HIV
Jenna G Perry/... EEK!
Jenna G Perry/... DANGER!
David A Hertig/... oh noes! not something to joke about
Jenna G Perry/... totally not
Jenna G Perry/... wait - airhead just bailed on me on something
Jenna G Perry/... helping me wtih this loan thing
Jenna G Perry/... is pete around?
David A Hertig/... oh no
David A Hertig/... no
Jenna G Perry/... ah crap lunch
Jenna G Perry/... i forget
David A Hertig/... she's at "lunch"
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... iknow
David A Hertig/... ipod
Jenna G Perry/... a hole
David A Hertig/... iphone
Jenna G Perry/... aphone
David A Hertig/... oh
David A Hertig/... horse apple!
David A Hertig/... kay, I've done all the online playing I can possibly do for one day.
Jenna G Perry/... like shopping?
Jenna G Perry/... what did you shop?
David A Hertig/... pretty much, yeah
David A Hertig/... i just looked at computer stuff.
Jenna G Perry/... hey - so i had a thought
David A Hertig/... think
Jenna G Perry/... tink
Jenna G Perry/... i should fix my broken comp
Jenna G Perry/... like get a new harddrive for it
Jenna G Perry/... how many dollahs is that?
Jenna G Perry/... just for kicks
Jenna G Perry/... i'm sure i NEED 2 comps
David A Hertig/... is it just the hard drive that's out?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah it crashed
David A Hertig/... or the motherboard?
Jenna G Perry/... i think harddrive
David A Hertig/... otay....hold pleathe
Jenna G Perry/... holding BEEEEEP
Jenna G Perry/... i'm calling hummer for loan ?'s
Jenna G Perry/... ha
Jenna G Perry/... she's a nice
Jenna G Perry/... she'll help
David A Hertig/... not much! how many GB do you want for storage? 500 GB is $99
David A Hertig/... that's TONS!
Jenna G Perry/... cross your fingers that i get turk
Jenna G Perry/... non turk - rats
Jenna G Perry/... amber
Jenna G Perry/... when i said "jenna" she goes "OH! jenna from oregon??"
Jenna G Perry/... how much do i half now?
Jenna G Perry/... 2 gbs?
Jenna G Perry/... 500 = lots!~
Jenna G Perry/... yeth?
Jenna G Perry/... LADY WITH REALLY TIGHT TUSH JUST WALKED IN
Jenna G Perry/... i'm staring FOR you
David A Hertig/... um, hard drive gb is how much storage it has. Like, a 30gb ipod vs 60gb. your computer could hold 500 GB of stuff. the 2gb is how fast it is. confusing, yeth?
Jenna G Perry/... oh got it
Jenna G Perry/... confusing yeth
David A Hertig/... 2GB of RAM, 500GB hard drive.
Jenna G Perry/... ok...how many?
Jenna G Perry/... $100?
David A Hertig/... you probably have about 120GB in your hard drive now, which is a lot. you're pretty much never run out with 500. I have 400 in my Xbox, and it can hold 100s of Xbox games.
Jenna G Perry/... that's lots neat
Jenna G Perry/... foote said awhile ago too that he would install stuff if i buy it
David A Hertig/... yeah...
Jenna G Perry/... i probably just need to buy it then...
Jenna G Perry/... details.
David A Hertig/... http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/Category/category_tlc.asp?CatId=8&name=Hard-Drives $70 for 500gb
Jenna G Perry/... TIGER!
David A Hertig/... dang. I should buy!
Jenna G Perry/... there's a new shop that just opened up next door that is called "budget computer"
Jenna G Perry/... i bet they half good deals - it SAYS budget in the name
David A Hertig/... try them
Jenna G Perry/... i will
David A Hertig/... GOOD!
Jenna G Perry/... I WILL
Jenna G Perry/... alienhelp
David A Hertig/... help?
David A Hertig/... SOS?
David A Hertig/... Sharon's Operations Stuff?
Jenna G Perry/... oh no - i meant thanks for comp help
Jenna G Perry/... i'm tricky
Jenna G Perry/... HUMMER CALL ME BACK!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... sheesh
David A Hertig/... \call and hang up on her a bunch.
Jenna G Perry/... she was with a custo - i couldn't even get through
Jenna G Perry/... hehe - i just blushed
Jenna G Perry/... wanna know whY????????
Jenna G Perry/... DO YA??!!
David A Hertig/... go
Jenna G Perry/... the old lady i have a crush on told a customer she has a crush on me, the customer just relayed the message
Jenna G Perry/... he's like "I was talking to marsha yesterday - she LOVES you..."
Jenna G Perry/... i was like "good - cause i love her back"
Jenna G Perry/... der!
Jenna G Perry/... then i got red cheeks
David A Hertig/... that's weird
Jenna G Perry/... no - the people at my desk are weird
Jenna G Perry/... like the lady's tongue doesn't fit in her mouth
Jenna G Perry/... i can't stop staring
David A Hertig/... in a minute here, I'm going to have fawn come over,a nd open a CD...
Jenna G Perry/... UHO H!!!
Jenna G Perry/... DANGER
Jenna G Perry/... let me do it
David A Hertig/... non. I'm going to give her the reins on my computer, and walk her through it.
David A Hertig/... ding for her.
Jenna G Perry/... ding indeed
David A Hertig/... tada!
Jenna G Perry/... i'm the phone with hummer
Jenna G Perry/... she's funny
David A Hertig/... FAWN DID IT, AND SHE'S HAPPY.OOPS, CAPS!
Jenna G Perry/... CAPTIAL DAY
Jenna G Perry/... HI FAWN
Jenna G Perry/... TELL HER I SAID IHI
Jenna G Perry/... IHI?
Jenna G Perry/... WHA?
Jenna G Perry/... tell her hi
David A Hertig/... IHI is a company that makes turbos
Jenna G Perry/... oh well then good
Jenna G Perry/... ihi
David A Hertig/... zoom
Jenna G Perry/... i can't tell if i'm getting stuff done or not
Jenna G Perry/... like my piles just keep getting re-located on my desk....
Jenna G Perry/... i'm teaching terra and danya things at the same time
Jenna G Perry/... 2 birds - one stone
David A Hertig/... r
David A Hertig/... yeah, I've been playing "shuffle the papers" all day, too
David A Hertig/... jean and row just got back. 3 hour lunch for the win
Jenna G Perry/... 3 hour lunch for the win indeed!
Jenna G Perry/... can they take me to lunch next time i'm there?
Jenna G Perry/... ps - holy 4 o'clocker
David A Hertig/... just give them an excuse to ruinate my budget, yeah.
Jenna G Perry/... well...
Jenna G Perry/... they owe me - i'm sure of it
David A Hertig/... me, too!
David A Hertig/... I'll steal jennie's corp card when she's not looking, and buy you an engine for your car
Jenna G Perry/... perf!
Jenna G Perry/... then expense it to your branchola
Jenna G Perry/... oh god!
Jenna G Perry/... problem custo....
Jenna G Perry/... rhino4lyf
David A Hertig/... my goodness... rhinos are lame-sauce.
David A Hertig/... hey, you know the 166 prov credit I gave lona way in march, for frawd, and then couldn't crear from CI cause they never gave her money back? well, they JUST gave it today!
David A Hertig/... I'm expecting a good story, and i'm going to go put 1st half on, and balance.
Jenna G Perry/... non good story...my good story was the asian earlier
Jenna G Perry/... one good story a day
David A Hertig/... awwww:(
Jenna G Perry/... nope...might have lied
Jenna G Perry/... hold pleath
Jenna G Perry/... this is good
Jenna G Perry/... you just wait
Jenna G Perry/... first i give you the name: MANJULABEN C SHAH
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... TIME
Jenna G Perry/... ok...i think you are absent
Jenna G Perry/... but that's ok cause i have lotsa typing to do
Jenna G Perry/... so new kid is like "jenna!!! HELP!" I go over and she's with a little indian woman who is shorter than i am
Jenna G Perry/... (pause)
Jenna G Perry/... and i'm back
Jenna G Perry/... ok...so i go over to help and little lady is like "32 32!!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... new kid is looking at the hogan screen and all there is is one checking acct and NO 32's in the number anywhere
Jenna G Perry/... she's looking at me confused
Jenna G Perry/... i start asking the lady what is up
Jenna G Perry/... she's like "my brudda call and say that 32 and need new numba but checking!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... uh ok
Jenna G Perry/... "maam - is there something wrong with your checking account?"
Jenna G Perry/... my first thought is fraud or something along those lines
Jenna G Perry/... "no - just need new numba!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... ok...
Jenna G Perry/... "So why do you need a new number? Does someone HAVE your account number that shouldn't?
Jenna G Perry/... "
Jenna G Perry/... also now my DOL is standing behind me watching what i'm donig - i'm ACRM and OLDS like crazy trying to type and listen to the crazyness at teh same time
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not finding anything.
Jenna G Perry/... i'm like "ok lady - what the devil are you talking about?"
Jenna G Perry/... "thirty two thirty two"
Jenna G Perry/... hmmm...i think, that kind of sounds like a PIN - i bet i solved the mystery!!!
Jenna G Perry/... I ask her if she needs her card number changed, she smiles and says yes
Jenna G Perry/... so i walk her over to my desk (new kid tries to come around back again - i tell her to scram and go do something else, I'll teach her on a custo that speaks engrish, not this one)
Jenna G Perry/... I reset PIN and realize I'm going to have to go out to the ATM with this lady
Jenna G Perry/... I go around my desk to start going out the door with her and in the 30 seconds she was sitting at my desk she had taken her shoes off - who is she - you???
Jenna G Perry/... she puts them back on and we walk outside (this is long - bye). As we are outside i make small talk and comment on how warm it is out.
Jenna G Perry/... lady goes "oooh! I come from india - dis NOT warm. winter cold, dis NOT warm"
Jenna G Perry/... ZING!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... we reset pin, she leafs, end of story
David A Hertig/... wow.
Jenna G Perry/... yup
David A Hertig/... good one. I wish she had come in here.
Jenna G Perry/... totally
David A Hertig/... I was telling Jennie about babylon 5 tv guy.
David A Hertig/... and crearing CI other. One more thing to crear. wait, two things to crear, and it's back to good. 15th of May=starting the downhill side
Jenna G Perry/... crear
David A Hertig/... yeth
David A Hertig/... phew. what a day!
Jenna G Perry/... right...
David A Hertig/... I think that a nice glass of wine is right up my alley
David A Hertig/... mcbeal
Jenna G Perry/... NEAT
Jenna G Perry/... i'm excited about my brew
Jenna G Perry/... beer beer beer!!!
Jenna G Perry/... HOORAY BEER
David A Hertig/... what kind of beer? I might need a heffe on a day like today. sitting outside for the winzer
Jenna G Perry/... i have an esb in the fridgerer
Jenna G Perry/... YUM!
Jenna G Perry/... and big surprise...
Jenna G Perry/... me + esb = sole mates
Jenna G Perry/... SOLE
Jenna G Perry/... 18 mins
Jenna G Perry/... it's not going fast enough
David A Hertig/... 13
Jenna G Perry/... goodness
David A Hertig/... 13 still!
David A Hertig/... oop, 12
Jenna G Perry/... if i have to override one more thing today my head might explode
Jenna G Perry/... i forgot how limited access new people have
Jenna G Perry/... and terra's isn't high enough so she can even override
David A Hertig/... I'm not high enough, either
Jenna G Perry/... the minute i sit down i get back up to override!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... HIGH
David A Hertig/... I'm going to audit fawn tomorrow, then say "since I surprised you, you're going home at 4:00 to play in the sun."
David A Hertig/... good boss, or bad boss?
Jenna G Perry/... BAD!
Jenna G Perry/... nope - good!
David A Hertig/... actually, i'll just wait until 3:45, and say "bye fawn, go home" that way, if it's busy, I can let her stay, and not feel bad :)
Jenna G Perry/... perf
Jenna G Perry/... "let her stay"
Jenna G Perry/... good one
David A Hertig/... yuppers
Jenna G Perry/... i like that we care about being good bossies
Jenna G Perry/... we're nice
David A Hertig/... I'm "The Office"
David A Hertig/... off ice. roller hockey
David A Hertig/... 10mins!
David A Hertig/... 8
David A Hertig/... oops, I'm dumb
Jenna G Perry/... dummy
Jenna G Perry/... banana jsut said she'd be here at 8:30 toms
David A Hertig/... she never came today, or is it 2 day audit?
Jenna G Perry/... she came today
Jenna G Perry/... 2 day audit
David A Hertig/... wow! are they normally like that?
Jenna G Perry/... depends
Jenna G Perry/... she didnt' show up until 11 and then she was doing some interviews too while she was here
Jenna G Perry/... i bet she bounces early toms too
David A Hertig/... ah, I see.
David A Hertig/... sharon does a 5 minute audti, finds EVERYTHING wrong, and bails to the island to grow drugs with her hippy husband.
David A Hertig/... hey, a guy can dream, right?
Jenna G Perry/... dreams
David A Hertig/... dream dream ice cream.
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... ICE CREAM!
Jenna G Perry/... i want some!!!!
David A Hertig/... I might need hair cut soon...
David A Hertig/... NO!
Jenna G Perry/... UH OH
Jenna G Perry/... DO NOT
David A Hertig/... a hair just hit me in the eye
David A Hertig/... it keeps falling in my eye. it's getting mullet
Jenna G Perry/... sweet
Jenna G Perry/... keep it
David A Hertig/... maybe I should. it's getting LONG in the back, and curling out. I like the way it looks in a hat, but not at work.
David A Hertig/... poo on that.
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... my front hair is curling out, too. sassy!
Jenna G Perry/... i like hats too!
Jenna G Perry/... FANCY
David A Hertig/... girls that wear hats are cool. I think it's cute for some reason.
David A Hertig/... not cause I like boys!
Jenna G Perry/... cause you like boys!!!
Jenna G Perry/... zing
Jenna G Perry/... you should cut a mohawk like my roomie has
Jenna G Perry/... it's bad
Jenna G Perry/... like ugly bad
David A Hertig/... yuk
David A Hertig/... 2 mins
Jenna G Perry/... yuk faces
Jenna G Perry/... i'm ready for everyone to scram outta here so i can have adult bev....
David A Hertig/... do want
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...my mouth is WATERING
Jenna G Perry/... 55555!!!!!!!
David A Hertig/... 5, and I'm out! enjoy bev for me! I will have a cold one for you, too!
Jenna G Perry/... word - later

5/6/08 Convo with D

David A Hertig/... I REFUSE TO WORK!
David A Hertig/... refuse, resist!
Jenna G Perry/... YOU WAIT I AM WRITING YOU EMAIL!
David A Hertig/... oh, sorry. :)
Jenna G Perry/... s'ok
Jenna G Perry/... be advised
Jenna G Perry/... it's long
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... you're a ghey
Jenna G Perry/... painting decorating child's museum
Jenna G Perry/... ?
Jenna G Perry/... and cleaning
Jenna G Perry/... clean TOILETS!
David A Hertig/.. waht the? whatchoo talking aboot?
David A Hertig/... we just got a bunch of stupids coming in at the same time. First custo of the day smelled like garbage, breath of poo/fish, had frawd on his account.
Jenna G Perry/... i'm talking about the neighbor day project
Jenna G Perry/... gof
Jenna G Perry/... GOLF
David A Hertig/... fawn was loading ATM in duallie control, so I got to deal with everyone.
Jenna G Perry/... youza sucka
David A Hertig/... neighbor day, yeth.
Jenna G Perry/... you clean kid's bums
David A Hertig/... no
Jenna G Perry/... i clean old peeps bums
David A Hertig/... I run from that. no kids, no thanks.
Jenna G Perry/... you guys are volunteering at whatcom children's museum
David A Hertig/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... i saw'd it on the sign up
Jenna G Perry/... that place has kids at it
Jenna G Perry/... i'm sure of it
David A Hertig/... I know. I'm scurred
Jenna G Perry/... museum of dead kids
David A Hertig/... nice!
Jenna G Perry/... fawn will be cool with it
David A Hertig/... that's what we need.
Jenna G Perry/... she HAS a kid
David A Hertig/... HAS
Jenna G Perry/... or so i've heard
Jenna G Perry/... HAD a kid
David A Hertig/... KID
Jenna G Perry/.. had a baby goat
David A Hertig/... baby cheese plate? row row row your cheese plate
David A Hertig/... hey, any word on the teli?
David A Hertig/... heli teli
David A Hertig/... there's a lady that's probably like 60 here, and has a tight tush...weird
Jenna G Perry/... no word from amysnugs yet
Jenna G Perry/... i will email now
David A Hertig/... oh no! Alien!
David A Hertig/... beebooobopeeboop.
David A Hertig/... ~~@~~
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David A Hertig/... ~~@~~
Jenna G Perry/... nice pics
David A Hertig/... we've given out $7k in cash already this morning. that's dumb. It's busy here, too. Constant peeps walking in. Row is out today
David A Hertig/... pics?
Jenna G Perry/... ~~@~~
Jenna G Perry/... that pic
David A Hertig/... skiddlee!
David A Hertig/... BOP
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... i just had someone call and ask me how to set up a bank account
Jenna G Perry/... my response "uh...."
Jenna G Perry/... "derrrrrrrr"
Jenna G Perry/... like i couldn't remember what they needed
Jenna G Perry/... I was like "drivers license!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... then I stuttered for awhile
Jenna G Perry/... and was like "debit card!"
Jenna G Perry/... what the?
David A Hertig/... yeah, weird question. How bout coming in,
Jenna G Perry/... my brain does not work today
David A Hertig/... mine either. good thing row isn't here to crack the whip.
David A Hertig/... cheese is coming in later to cover our lunchers
Jenna G Perry/... my little firecracker boss is here
Jenna G Perry/... hollering things at me
Jenna G Perry/... cheese should come cover my lunch too
Jenna G Perry/... tell him
David A Hertig/... crackerfire
Jenna G Perry/... crackerbarrel
Jenna G Perry/... cheethe
Jenna G Perry/... i "might" be shopping for hip laptop bags...
Jenna G Perry/... holy crap
Jenna G Perry/... hip laptop bags are around $150!!!
Jenna G Perry/... do not want to be hip!!!!
David A Hertig/... get a hemp one
David A Hertig/.. hippy!
Jenna G Perry/... i was JUST looking at hemp
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... I feel like I just ate crackers. Like, I have the taste of crackers in my mouth, but I didn't eat crackers. weird?
Jenna G Perry/... hengmp
David A Hertig/... weird
Jenna G Perry/... i feel that weird fake cheese cracker in mouth right now too!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... like the fake powder cheese stuff in the middles...
Jenna G Perry/... naw mean?
David A Hertig/... powder cheese?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...
Jenna G Perry/... you know, the cracker sammies
Jenna G Perry/... in the package
David A Hertig/... intarweb link, pleathe
David A Hertig/... ooooooh! yeah!
Jenna G Perry/... hold pleath
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... nevermind pleath
David A Hertig/... kay
David A Hertig/... those are yum
Jenna G Perry/.. yeah...POWDER
Jenna G Perry/... ftw
Jenna G Perry/... !!!
David A Hertig/... powder meat
Jenna G Perry/... arby's
Jenna G Perry/... we get fooled!
David A Hertig/... cock meat sandwich. go see H&K, and laugh
Jenna G Perry/... ick
Jenna G Perry/... sounds ick
David A Hertig/... IS ick
Jenna G Perry/... so tyler is leafing again this weekend
David A Hertig/... me too
Jenna G Perry/... where you go?
David A Hertig/... I'm going to hell
Jenna G Perry/... uh OH!
David A Hertig/... in a handbasker
Jenna G Perry/... hopefully on moped then
David A Hertig/... I'm going to moped around the world this weekend.
Jenna G Perry/... sweet
Jenna G Perry/... that should be a nice little jount
David A Hertig/... I need to get a basket, anda cupholder for moped.
Jenna G Perry/... (i have no idea how to spell that)
Jenna G Perry/... CUPHOLDER!
David A Hertig/... joint, that's how
Jenna G Perry/... i had a cuppy on the wheeler
David A Hertig/... hi, corporate. how's things?
David A Hertig/... yeah, it's coo
Jenna G Perry/... "marf - i am corporate i HATE dsnugs!!"
David A Hertig/... call my OD peeps for me. There's a LOT of yellers on the list. I'm going to hate dealing with this.
Jenna G Perry/... make fawnzer do eet
David A Hertig/... ps-I like the word marf. I smiled at taht
Jenna G Perry/... or sneaky pete
Jenna G Perry/... marf = FUN
David A Hertig/... sneaker wouldn't do it.
Jenna G Perry/.. i'll tell her to
Jenna G Perry/... i'm convincing
Jenna G Perry/... here - see "Jenna G Perry/N... sneaky pete - call doodle pie's od list
Jenna G Perry/... thanksbye"
David A Hertig/... uh oh! Someone OD'd at dairy queen in woodinville
Jenna G Perry/... I AM FROM WOODINVILLE!
Jenna G Perry/... reverse a fee
Jenna G Perry/... oop!
Jenna G Perry/... dave ennens twin just walked in
Jenna G Perry/... weird...
David A Hertig/... no fees for anyone. can't afford it, and it's a new month. I want to be at 98%
Jenna G Perry/... 69%
Jenna G Perry/... 96%
Jenna G Perry/... 187%
David A Hertig/... 98
Jenna G Perry/... NO!
Jenna G Perry/.. ok...important work related question
Jenna G Perry/... if you were a walrus - what would your name be?
David A Hertig/... not wally
David A Hertig/... lemme think
David A Hertig/... my name would be Gus Gus
Jenna G Perry/... justin has a duck named gus gus
Jenna G Perry/... weird
David A Hertig/... whoa, really? cool
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...
Jenna G Perry/... that's odd
Jenna G Perry/... amysnugs hasn't seen a roomie since last thurs
Jenna G Perry/... (thanks for the i space, made the coupy pasthe easier)
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... what the heck is he doing? He's a REALLY annoying custo of ours. Total douche face
David A Hertig/... transfering back and forth, back and forth...
Jenna G Perry/... weirdo
David A Hertig/... I just told pete you want to date her
Jenna G Perry/... i do
Jenna G Perry/... i LOOOOOVE her
Jenna G Perry/... i'm a big fat lezzie
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... ps - there's a mortgage here you would elbow and turn red for
Jenna G Perry/... like I turned red a little
David A Hertig/... nice
David A Hertig/... touch it for me
Jenna G Perry/... NO
David A Hertig/... DO!
Jenna G Perry/... ok..
David A Hertig/... you will eat cat poop!
Jenna G Perry/... WILL NOT!
David A Hertig/... oh noes! another annoyer custo. Remember the "susan" with the southern drawl that used to come in to lakers, and go into SDB?
David A Hertig/... she's here, and getting geared up to cause a ruckus
Jenna G Perry/... uht oh!
Jenna G Perry/... tell her that she needs to go away
David A Hertig/... i might
Jenna G Perry/... say "mr don otwant says so..."
Jenna G Perry/... president of BANK!
Jenna G Perry/... I AM KEYBANK!
David A Hertig/... Portland Penguins.
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... i accept
David A Hertig/... me too!
Jenna G Perry/... nice ring to it
Jenna G Perry/.. pengy doos
Jenna G Perry/... i would get a hockey sweater
David A Hertig/... I'll move there, and hang out with my cool girls, and go to hockey games.... that actually sounds nice
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... cool girls AND foote maybe?
Jenna G Perry/... or is foote a cool gal?
David A Hertig/... yup, and no. confused?
Jenna G Perry/... you bet
Jenna G Perry/... so i think karma got me this morning
David A Hertig/... ruh-roh
Jenna G Perry/... chirping birds woke me up at like 5 this morning
Jenna G Perry/... i was like "HEY! I thought we were all family!!!"
David A Hertig/.. they do that to me, too
David A Hertig/... I like them.
Jenna G Perry/... i was mad
Jenna G Perry/... i said "BIRDS!"
Jenna G Perry/... i played fun with my new comp last night
Jenna G Perry/... it's COOL!
Jenna G Perry/... it reminds me a lot of amy's mac
Jenna G Perry/... but it's got the option to right click
David A Hertig/... what kinds of stuff did you do?
David A Hertig/... right click TRUMPS ALL!
Jenna G Perry/... loaded up with music and photos from ipod
Jenna G Perry/... i bought program
Jenna G Perry/... it's a good one
Jenna G Perry/... then personalized it to fit me
Jenna G Perry/... like i have this waving american flag thing that when i click it - it plays the national anthem
David A Hertig/... coo. what program did you buy?
Jenna G Perry/... it's called Ipod access - amy had used it when she did hers
Jenna G Perry/... for photo AND music it was only $27
Jenna G Perry/... non bad
Jenna G Perry/... and it worked nice last night
Jenna G Perry/... i'm excited for you to touch my comp then it to crash
Jenna G Perry/... BOOM!
David A Hertig/... I'm not touching it. no way!
Jenna G Perry/... amy just said her walrus name is russell mcwallington
Jenna G Perry/... good work kid!
David A Hertig/... why with the walrus names?
Jenna G Perry/... non sure
David A Hertig/... optay
Jenna G Perry/... i got yelled at on max this morning
Jenna G Perry/... i had my bike like 10 inches away from some ladies leg
David A Hertig/... by an old?
Jenna G Perry/... and she's like "EXCUSE ME??!!!! GET THAT AAAWWWAAAAYYY!!!"
David A Hertig/... BARB
Jenna G Perry/... I told her to eat cat poop
Jenna G Perry/... whitney houston is on the radio!!!
David A Hertig/... quack!
Jenna G Perry/... RIP
Jenna G Perry/... moment of silence
David A Hertig/... sssssssssh
Jenna G Perry/... and now maroon 5 is one
Jenna G Perry/... on
Jenna G Perry/... way to ruin it...
David A Hertig/... no kidding. hmmmm.. there's a really cute girl in here with white pants, and great tusher. I like white pants.
Jenna G Perry/... you like tushers
Jenna G Perry/... do you ever see M. Brown in there?
David A Hertig/... no, she doesn't love me any moer
Jenna G Perry/... fair...
Jenna G Perry/... i miss my t. leiweke
Jenna G Perry/... and dan
David A Hertig/... danimal!
Jenna G Perry/... right...
Jenna G Perry/... good guy
Jenna G Perry/... except that he was married
Jenna G Perry/... and hit on hummer
Jenna G Perry/.. and didn't buy us beer that once cause he was high
David A Hertig/... that doesn't reallymatter to most people, I'm finding out.
Jenna G Perry/... i think it matters to me
Jenna G Perry/... I THINK
David A Hertig/... I'm not sure about people any more.
Jenna G Perry/... like who is married?
Jenna G Perry/... who you talking about?
David A Hertig/... Ilots of people
Jenna G Perry/... or is it secrets?
David A Hertig/... I've been approached by a couple of married women in the last couple months. I'll leave it at that. No hallsar, of couse, and no one you know, but some married ladies that I know...
David A Hertig/... poo on them.
Jenna G Perry/... weird
Jenna G Perry/... tell them that god is judging them
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... or that jenna is
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... jenna = god
David A Hertig/... or that I am, now.
David A Hertig/... sluts
Jenna G Perry/.. yeah..weird
Jenna G Perry/... i guess that's what happens when you marry for money
David A Hertig/... they weren't married for money.
Jenna G Perry/... married for non love it sounds like
David A Hertig/... something. Were love, then changed minds or something. I'm just really glad that I'm single right now. Like, I got all wrapped up in that retard blonde girl, and I'm really really happy right now that I'm by myself.
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...
David A Hertig/... I also decided that I'm going to not put out anymore.
Jenna G Perry/... liar
Jenna G Perry/... you LOVE put out
David A Hertig/... I decided that last night.
Jenna G Perry/... while you were snuggling with ben and chris?
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... hehe
David A Hertig/... they tried, though
Jenna G Perry/... good work
Jenna G Perry/... chris is tricky
Jenna G Perry/... he gets a gal then puts her in his room
Jenna G Perry/... and then they sleep for an hour
Jenna G Perry/... and then everyone assumes they made squish
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... chris loves krista
Jenna G Perry/... chris loved amysnugs that night
David A Hertig/... he told me. I smiled, and said "cute"
Jenna G Perry/... or at least i hope he did
Jenna G Perry/... you do NOT invite a girl to your bed if you do not have love!
David A Hertig/... that's what I'm getting at. i'm going to hold off until I'm involved with something. No one nighters, please. I am not becoming baby daddy, and I don't want squish to be non meaningful.
David A Hertig/... I'm turning new leaf
David A Hertig/... like, you don't sleep with every dude to kiss. that's a good. i wanna get back to how I used to be...prude, haha
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...i had that realization after Keith too
Jenna G Perry/... like it's not fun anymore to sleep round town
David A Hertig/... yuppers
Jenna G Perry/... that was for college days
Jenna G Perry/... NOW I'M ALL GROWED UP!
Jenna G Perry/... i mean - it's not going to stop me from kissing boys (do like!)
Jenna G Perry/... but i just don't need to bring them home aftersville
David A Hertig/... oop, oldes
Jenna G Perry/... forever young - rod stewart style - is on el radio
Jenna G Perry/... i like....
David A Hertig/... wow, that was a strange.
David A Hertig/...
Jenna G Perry/... wha happen?
David A Hertig/... I had peeps come in, wanted to doa sig card, cause they never had one sent out (jeannie). I had to do it on the spot, so I type type typed... They stood in front of my desk, and stared at me while I did it. I told them like 4 times that they could take a seat, and they didn't respond to anything I said. They just stood there and stared, blank faced...
David A Hertig/... I asked questions, and they just kept staring. I basically just winged it, printed out basics, had them sign, and scram... suckers
Jenna G Perry/... suckas fo sho
Jenna G Perry/... sign here - you just gave me a mill
Jenna G Perry/... thanks
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... WECU just called. said that the title went to the main branch, and that it shuold be delivered at around 2:00 this afternoon. looks like it's going to happen today.
Jenna G Perry/... EEK!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... are you having nervs?
David A Hertig/... non
Jenna G Perry/... but it's gonna break...
Jenna G Perry/... then what?
David A Hertig/... then I get fixed. Remember, I'm already expecting it to break. I'm david.
Jenna G Perry/... ok...do you have spare money?
Jenna G Perry/... can i half some?
David A Hertig/... I do have spare money. I need, though.
David A Hertig/... so I guess it's not spare, haha
David A Hertig/... oh boy! Sacred heart is bringing in a huge bag of stuff.
David A Hertig/... I dislike them greatly
Jenna G Perry/... i just had a phone nut
Jenna G Perry/... "i'm going out of the country - i need to tell you that"
Jenna G Perry/... "ok, lemme put remarks on acct, give me number"
Jenna G Perry/... "what's it look like?"
Jenna G Perry/... "it will probably start with a 3 or a 2..."
Jenna G Perry/... "Ok...123002011"
Jenna G Perry/... "no thats routing"
Jenna G Perry/... "ok 37......."
Jenna G Perry/... i put remarks
Jenna G Perry/... then she goes
Jenna G Perry/... "one more question - do you have sheckles?"
Jenna G Perry/... what the??
Jenna G Perry/... i don't know what that means....
Jenna G Perry/.. i tell her goodbye and hang up
Jenna G Perry/... shekel - israeli currency
Jenna G Perry/... she must be a terrorist...
David A Hertig/... israel is non terrorist. going against israel is terrorist.
David A Hertig/... israel=america
David A Hertig/... so, you know how I was whining about the lady that took $25 out of my ci other for some savings bond issue that I already fixed?
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... i recall
Jenna G Perry/.. total recall
David A Hertig/... I just talked to her on the phone, cause her vector 8 had nothing in it, and I was like "what the heck are you doing?" She said "well, where's the credit, then?" I said "it gets cleared at the branch level. it was sent to proof." her
David A Hertig/... Well, where is it?
David A Hertig/... I just told you! I ned to know why you pulled this
Jenna G Perry/... kick her in face
David A Hertig/... cause I didn't get a credit ticket. I charged back.
David A Hertig/... Fine, so, how do I correct this? Where do I need to pull $25 from to put back in my ci other?"
David A Hertig/... I can't help you with that, because I don't know.
David A Hertig/... jesus...
Jenna G Perry/... e/l misc
Jenna G Perry/.. i would just call it a day
David A Hertig/... barb
Jenna G Perry/... i mean, this is more work than it's worth...
Jenna G Perry/... ps - i got called joanna
Jenna G Perry/... i thought you would enjoy that...
David A Hertig/... joanna, haha
David A Hertig/... I want to just el misc it. This lady is giving me a headache. Also, Sar lady is all over me today with wires, and wanting copies of old wires, etc... HATE!
Jenna G Perry/... ok...i just talked to bellingham
Jenna G Perry/... like shop there
David A Hertig/... yeah?
Jenna G Perry/... i'm non sure what to do
Jenna G Perry/... they quoted me $1400ish for labor and such
Jenna G Perry/... but he added the "and such" part
Jenna G Perry/... paul did straight labor for $850ish
Jenna G Perry/... i dont' knwo what to do
Jenna G Perry/... like bellingham place knows the engine going in, but seems to want to charge more
Jenna G Perry/... paul is here and has my car, but he seems nervs about the engine
Jenna G Perry/... i think i need to talk to ma and pa tonight
David A Hertig/... yeah, sounds like messes
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, my head has confusion
Jenna G Perry/... and i'm like "whoops"
Jenna G Perry/... to the money i blew
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not even sure how that happened
Jenna G Perry/... can i rewind time and do over?
Jenna G Perry/... actually, I think i have about a grand left still for my car...
Jenna G Perry/... so maybe I'll get half an engine
David A Hertig/... bottom half
Jenna G Perry/... HA!
Jenna G Perry/... wait - the best part of that is that the dude in bellingham was telling me i only really need half the engine if they already did the head gasket and such
Jenna G Perry/... he's like "i could sell you the bottom half of the engine"
Jenna G Perry/... but he said it wouldn't really save me money
Jenna G Perry/... question-could i see my busted engine for anything?
Jenna G Perry/... like do you know if people are willing to give me some dough for it and then they fix it themselves?
David A Hertig/... probably, yeah. You could craigslist it. You probably won't get a ton, but you shuold be able to get some hundos out of it, at least.
Jenna G Perry/... that's what i was wondering
Jenna G Perry/... i kind of tried working a trade with dude in bellingham for it
Jenna G Perry/... i was like "how about we knock some dollars off the one you're selling me and i'll let you keep mine..."
Jenna G Perry/... he was like "no, i'm trying to rid myself of car parts, not gain more"
Jenna G Perry/... need washington favor
Jenna G Perry/... want to change address?
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... email fawn
David A Hertig/... I'm busy. jorge is here, so we're chatting
Jenna G Perry/... totally busy
Jenna G Perry/... you need to do eet
Jenna G Perry/... key counselor
Jenna G Perry/... NOW
Jenna G Perry/... i'll email info
David A Hertig/... go
David A Hertig/... away
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... NO!
David A Hertig/... barb
Jenna G Perry/... i sent
Jenna G Perry/... you do stuff with now
Jenna G Perry/... thanksbye
David A Hertig/... dear jenna, in the future, please encrypt ALL emails with account numbers
Jenna G Perry/... dear jenna - eat poo
David A Hertig/... that, too
Jenna G Perry/... ok thanks
Jenna G Perry/... yum yum yum
Jenna G Perry/... hi cheesey!
Jenna G Perry/... tell him i said hi pleath
David A Hertig/... I want some cheese
Jenna G Perry/... then see if pete twirls her hair...
David A Hertig/... what should I have for lunchers?
Jenna G Perry/... turkey
Jenna G Perry/... and cheethe!
David A Hertig/... hmmmm..... I have both of those. OOOH! I'm going to get some soup, and make grilled cheeser
Jenna G Perry/... yum yum!!!
Jenna G Perry/... cheese crackers, get those too
Jenna G Perry/... wait - my life will CHANGE if i get my car back
Jenna G Perry/... this will be weird
Jenna G Perry/.. i do not want
Jenna G Perry/... I'm pretty used to the no car thing
David A Hertig/... I'll make you come visit me in bellingham, and bring tree back.
David A Hertig/... actually, she has a civic hatchback. good mileage, yo
Jenna G Perry/... i think i'm still going to use the train while gas is so spendy
Jenna G Perry/... member, my car sucks it AND likes premium
David A Hertig/... erin's takes 87, and gets like 40 mpg
Jenna G Perry/... VROOM!
David A Hertig/... yup. I want to make her come visit.
Jenna G Perry/... i'm slowly becoming a person again
Jenna G Perry/... i have a comp now
Jenna G Perry/... i almost have a car
Jenna G Perry/... this is weird...
Jenna G Perry/... my life is almost back on track...
David A Hertig/... phone rhino
Jenna G Perry/... phone turkey
David A Hertig/... my goodness. he was a turkey. gobble gobbl
David A Hertig/... e
Jenna G Perry/... is peter at lunch rice now?
Jenna G Perry/... is cheesers being a teller?
David A Hertig/... just walked back in from it, going to the back
Jenna G Perry/... 2 platform wearers 1 tellerdoo
Jenna G Perry/... yeth?
David A Hertig/... yeth, fo now
David A Hertig/... I'm prolly getting green things after workski
Jenna G Perry/... good beef
David A Hertig/... indeed
Jenna G Perry/... so one of the managers in our area got her daughter a job at a local branch
Jenna G Perry/... she just got canend
Jenna G Perry/... whoops
Jenna G Perry/... oh and pumpkin head just came to my desk crying
Jenna G Perry/... THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!!!
David A Hertig/... what's she cryin about? I'll make it all better. She just has to look at me, and she'll laugh
Jenna G Perry/... true.
Jenna G Perry/... she had switched saturdays with someone, worked the saturdays for the person and now the saturday that the person is working for her are coming up
Jenna G Perry/... the person got canend
Jenna G Perry/... now that branch is calling saying she needs to work that saturday
David A Hertig/... and that's something to cry about?
Jenna G Perry/... i said "no you don't, that's their responsibility now"
Jenna G Perry/... kind of
David A Hertig/... agreed with what you said
Jenna G Perry/... she's been planning this vacation for awhile
Jenna G Perry/... and it's a special thing with her and her mom
David A Hertig/... oh, that sucks. yeah, other
Jenna G Perry/... and she's having a rough day in general i think
Jenna G Perry/... should i ask her for money to fix my ride?
Jenna G Perry/... that will make anyone feel better.
Jenna G Perry/... i dont' think tyler went to work today
Jenna G Perry/... his car was still at home when i left...
David A Hertig/... I wish I weren't here.
Jenna G Perry/... thats non good
David A Hertig/... this is funny. jorge is here, and all the crazies keep calling and stuff, and coming in with big issues. he goes " What's the deal?" I said "that's fairhaven, every day man"
Jenna G Perry/... ha - you showed him
Jenna G Perry/... where's row your boat today?
David A Hertig/... field trip with her daughter.... I mean, loan signings
Jenna G Perry/... nice cover up
Jenna G Perry/... on friday lori is making "business calls"
Jenna G Perry/... aka: flying to iowa
David A Hertig/... nice! I go with
Jenna G Perry/... NO!
David A Hertig/... actually, im thinking about going to Boston in June, if petr is around then...
Jenna G Perry/... is that your next vacay?
Jenna G Perry/... june?
Jenna G Perry/.. i keep taking days here and days there, but no real vacay
Jenna G Perry/... i'm silly
David A Hertig/... SILLY
David A Hertig/... I just sent peter an email. yeah, first week in june I'm on vaca.
David A Hertig/... Tickets to boston are like $450 right now
David A Hertig/... that's totally doable for a round trip, no hotel
David A Hertig/... I just learned a funny trick to play on jeannie
David A Hertig/... when her comp isn't locked, i'm going to get into her email, and press the "end" key. It scrolls the slider all the way to the right, so it looks like all your emails got deleted... okay, barb. teller time for an hour
Jenna G Perry/... ok hi and bye
Jenna G Perry/... ding dong mcd's got offered the job...
Jenna G Perry/... they are giving her a $2/hr raise
Jenna G Perry/... jesus
Jenna G Perry/... she's got to be making close to suzan money...
David A Hertig/... yowza. time to hire new teller
David A Hertig/... so, peter is going to be living in Mexico from june 1 through december.
David A Hertig/.. he wants me to fly down the same week that Petty is...
David A Hertig/... ruh-roh
David A Hertig/... hey! Come back.
David A Hertig/... hello hello hello
David A Hertig/... fine, you suck
Jenna G Perry/... sorry - back
Jenna G Perry/... HELLO!
Jenna G Perry/... DOODLE
Jenna G Perry/... I'M YELLING!
Jenna G Perry/... ps - i'm not for certain i'm going to petty; cait is maybe having a wedding shower thing i'm supposed to be at
Jenna G Perry/... i might have blown $60 for fun
David A Hertig/.. sell your ticket to chris if you don't go. he needs one. Either that, or I might sell him Alyse's ticker
David A Hertig/... Ben might need a ticket, too.
Jenna G Perry/... ok..good to know
David A Hertig/... Chris is buying soon, though.
Jenna G Perry/... i am trying to get an answer out of cait right now
Jenna G Perry/... ok...give me until the end of the week
Jenna G Perry/... please?
Jenna G Perry/... tell him i'll even discount it
David A Hertig/... oh, sure.
Jenna G Perry/... sorry...
Jenna G Perry/... i'm willing to do whatever to get rid of it
David A Hertig/... :(
David A Hertig/... I'm going to end up going by myself. Actually, I am trying to get jennie to trade vaca weeks with me, cause Peter invited me to go to mexico that week. haha
Jenna G Perry/... good moves
Jenna G Perry/... mexico is nice place
Jenna G Perry/... you will get cancer from the sun
Jenna G Perry/... you wont' go to petty by your lonesome
Jenna G Perry/... hallsar's will be there
David A Hertig/... yeah, I know... I was kind of kidding
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/.. kind of
David A Hertig/... I'm kind of looking forward to telling alyse "oops, sorry, i sold your ticket. I can't even count on you to be around on a Sunday, how could I risk losing a $60 ticket cause you bailed last minute?" haha I'm totally going into jerk mode with her
Jenna G Perry/... i think you maybe should sell her ticket
David A Hertig/... I'm planning on it as of right now. I just need to wait, and see if Chris and Ben are both going...
Jenna G Perry/... good moves..
Jenna G Perry/... you should ride your hog out to the gorge
Jenna G Perry/... strap chris on the back
David A Hertig/... it's extra funny, cause that weekend is her birthday. like, the day after teh concert. oops. I'm done contacting her, so I'm going to see if she just waits until before the concert to call me. I'll say "happy birthday, you can't go!"
David A Hertig/... am I a meanie? yes. Do I have the right to be this time? yeth
David A Hertig/... Fawn has been on the phone with AB for like 20 minutes, the same person, just grilling her on things.
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... well played
Jenna G Perry/... how did fawns i-view go at main?
Jenna G Perry/... did she get scared by marino?
David A Hertig/... she said she doesn't know... susie asked her why she didn't apply for the lead teller position
David A Hertig/... I dunno what that means
Jenna G Perry/... hmmm
Jenna G Perry/... why didn't she?
David A Hertig/... she never even heard about it. I guess susie never posted it or something. tard. Plus, fawn considers herself a lead teller already. She wants ops or rm
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... jennie just caused a poo storm. I'm gonna ring her neck
Jenna G Perry/... what happened?
Jenna G Perry/... do share!
David A Hertig/... barb
Jenna G Perry/... the barb thing keeps throwing me off
Jenna G Perry/... here's a morsel of love that will make you laff: "I made out with an Israeli because I thought it was a good idea at the time. It wasn't. I think he may have even been a gay. Then I saw him at the mall in a black turtle neck working at a kiosk. I suck sometimes."
Jenna G Perry/... guess who wrote that?
Jenna G Perry/... GO!
David A Hertig/... nevermind, it wasn't jennie.
David A Hertig/... amy
Jenna G Perry/... nope
David A Hertig/... rose
Jenna G Perry/... you got it!
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... that's funny though - yeth?
David A Hertig/... yeah
David A Hertig/... So, this tard lady lost her purse, and is needing to reopen a business acct, and a personal account. She was supposed to be here over an hour ago, but hasn't shown up. I just know she's going to show up at 4:30, and I'm going to tell her no new accounts.
Jenna G Perry/... good moves
David A Hertig/... hate.
Jenna G Perry/... hate me?
Jenna G Perry/... no
Jenna G Perry/... luff me!
David A Hertig/... and the other issue that I thought was jennie is someone else, putting a hold on an account with some stolen checks. He came in to cash a check here today, and I couldn't do it. Line, I gave cash, he left. now, security won't release the hold for me.
Jenna G Perry/... oh i know a trick
David A Hertig/... do eet
Jenna G Perry/... you do it as a debit memo on the acct
Jenna G Perry/... like run a misc debit
Jenna G Perry/... 73
David A Hertig/... oooh. I'll do eet
Jenna G Perry/... THEN you put remarks on acct saying to force pay the debit memo for whatever the amount
Jenna G Perry/... it works, i do it often
Jenna G Perry/... remember hummers "***FORCE PAY****" thing?
Jenna G Perry/... that's it
David A Hertig/... oh, yeah. I will do eet
David A Hertig/... sweet trick
Jenna G Perry/... i know, i only recently remembered it
Jenna G Perry/... trick trick trick
Jenna G Perry/... prostitute
David A Hertig/... stolen account tard is here, getting ready to sit with me. She has no info on written checks, direct withdrawals, nothing... this is going to give me a headache, and the branch is down to myself and fawn. Jennie has a meeting at 4:00...here goes crap day
Jenna G Perry/... uh oh...
Jenna G Perry/... tell her no new acct until she has info
Jenna G Perry/... easy enough
David A Hertig/... I knew she was going to show up right around this time.... Jennie asked her to come in at 1:00, I guess.
David A Hertig/... Jennie is talking to her right now
Jenna G Perry/... maybe she'll confuse her into leaving
Jenna G Perry/... i've seen suzan do it before
David A Hertig/... doesn't look like it. This lady drives me insane, too. She's an idiot
Jenna G Perry/... gobbles enough they walk right out the door
David A Hertig/... kay, i'm out for a while. gotta deal with tard head
Jenna G Perry/... luck
David A Hertig/... this sucks...pb.....
Jenna G Perry/... gobble at her, i'm telling you - it will work
David A Hertig/... gobble not working.
Jenna G Perry/... i had horseradish on my sammy at lunch and my nose is still burning
David A Hertig/... still......
David A Hertig/... oh...my..god....this sucks....
Jenna G Perry/... still???
David A Hertig/... done....kind of. We need to do her business account tomorrow.
Jenna G Perry/... put her on chex
David A Hertig/... she sat there asking a bunch of questions about her accounts. She's got 3 loans, 5 checking accounts, key priv, debit cards, she's all mixed up, and apparently, Richelle promised to reverse $400+ in fees for her at some point.... she wants that done now... what the hell is going on today?
David A Hertig/... hockey sticks! Sorry, corporate!
Jenna G Perry/... EEK
David A Hertig/... yeah, she's a total mess.
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... so the email i sent?
Jenna G Perry/... i got results
Jenna G Perry/... kelly called TWICE and apologized to terra
Jenna G Perry/... and the manager re-did the schedule and made that girl work
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... winner = me
Jenna G Perry/... DON'T MESS WITH ME OR MY EMPLOYEES - I WILL EAT YOU!
David A Hertig/... yup, I'm the same way. I like getting results. I still haven't heard back from retard $25 stealer lady, though.
Jenna G Perry/... i think you should e/l that shiz
Jenna G Perry/... timezone
Jenna G Perry/... i feel like it's thursday
Jenna G Perry/... this week sucks
David A Hertig/... sharon rips heads for e/l
David A Hertig/... it's a DO NOT
David A Hertig/... here's my last phone call:
Jenna G Perry/... then tell sharon she owes you $25
Jenna G Perry/... for your ci other
David A Hertig/... ling ling! "what time do you close?" "5:00" "are you open later any other days?" "no, all the branches in bellingham are open until 5:00, M-F, except the lakeway branch. They are open until 6:00 on friday only, and on saturday, 10-1:30"
David A Hertig/... "so, it's open until 6:00 every day at the lakeway branch?"
Jenna G Perry/... just say yes at that point
David A Hertig/... no, just on friday. every other day it's open until 5:00"
David A Hertig/... "what about the main branch down town? are they open until 6?"
Jenna G Perry/... say yeth
Jenna G Perry/... let them learn for themselves
David A Hertig/... "no, just the lakeway branch. ALL other branches are M-F, closed at 5.
David A Hertig/... "so, what are the sat hours?
Jenna G Perry/... not my branch - tell them westgate in beaverton is open until 6
David A Hertig/... 10-1:30.
David A Hertig/... "and that's for all the branches in bellingham, right?"
Jenna G Perry/... you shot yourself in the foot(e) - say yes and end the convo at that point
David A Hertig/... no. okay, ALL branches in bellingham are open until 5, monday through friday. They are NOT open on saturday"
Jenna G Perry/... hahaha
David A Hertig/... "okay."
David A Hertig/... god, he's a tard
Jenna G Perry/... i think you did that to yourself
David A Hertig/... I just had a funny.
Jenna G Perry/... yes....
David A Hertig/... lady came in, has a loan through us with her ex hubs
Jenna G Perry/... not funny
David A Hertig/... They owe like $30k on it.
David A Hertig/... She throws a bill for the line at me.
David A Hertig/... "what's this?"
Jenna G Perry/... throw it back
David A Hertig/... it's the line you opened in 2001 with your hubs.
David A Hertig/... "I'm not going to pay this"
David A Hertig/... "okay, but your name is on it. Would you like me to send it to your hubs?"
David A Hertig/... "yeah, and take me off the line."
David A Hertig/... I'll forward, but the loan needs to get paid off, so...
David A Hertig/.. "you'll do what I ask!" and she storms out.
Jenna G Perry/... she's right, you will
David A Hertig/... haha, I wonder why they split
Jenna G Perry/... i bet she was bad in the sack
David A Hertig/.. I'm going to forward it to him. he's going to say DO NOT WANT
Jenna G Perry/... totally
Jenna G Perry/... let them both go to collections for that one
Jenna G Perry/... suckers
Jenna G Perry/... i have to poo something serious
Jenna G Perry/... i want to wait until i get home but i'm riding my trike today...
Jenna G Perry/... so it could be awhile
David A Hertig/... it's moopie!
David A Hertig/... cutie in branch, reminds me of alyse.
David A Hertig/... *trip* haha
Jenna G Perry/... sunshine is coming out for my ride
Jenna G Perry/... (thanks god!)
David A Hertig/... I'm going to scoot on scooter later. fo sho
Jenna G Perry/... jells
David A Hertig/... I took out $320 for green salad
Jenna G Perry/... that sounds nice
Jenna G Perry/... should have taken out $420
David A Hertig/... NO!
Jenna G Perry/... SALAD WORLD!
David A Hertig/... Mary montag. I'm going to let fawn help her, then I'm going to clear the line...barb!
Jenna G Perry/... BARBARA BUSH
David A Hertig/... wow....montag, and sara burnaby at the same time. WOWZA
Jenna G Perry/... hubba hubba
Jenna G Perry/... 15 mins until salvation
Jenna G Perry/... i think i might go put on bike clothes soon
Jenna G Perry/... Terra just apologized for being a grumpy gus earlier
Jenna G Perry/... she's like "thanks for sending that email and standing up for me..."
Jenna G Perry/... I said "that's my job kid!"
Jenna G Perry/... a gang of kids on scooter and skateboards just rolled by
David A Hertig/... jebus... it got BUSY after row and jean left
Jenna G Perry/... 7 eight year olds - HARDCORE
Jenna G Perry/... sneaky pete...
Jenna G Perry/... being sneaky