6/12 Convo with D

Jenna G Perry/N... back
Jenna G Perry/... is your DARQ working?
David A Hertig/... it has aids
David A Hertig/... i dunno
David A Hertig/... probably not. I know we have to use a keyform for it...
Jenna G Perry/... ok - my prob is the keyform isn't even working
Jenna G Perry/... and answerbank was like "sorrrryyy"
Jenna G Perry/... they said just keep shutting down and rebooting until it works
David A Hertig/... crap, is darq giving the "page cannot be displayed"
David A Hertig/... or is it asking for a keyform #?
Jenna G Perry/... it asking for a keyform #
Jenna G Perry/... but the keyform never comes up
Jenna G Perry/... answerbank said it should appear
Jenna G Perry/... and it doesn't
David A Hertig/... it shoud have opened in an explorer window, I think. I had trouble finding it
David A Hertig/... search through all your little boxes on your task bar
Jenna G Perry/... boxes on my task bar?
David A Hertig/... on the bottom of your screen, the little "composite banking, internet explorer, CBD startup" boxes. keyform might be in there somewhere
Jenna G Perry/... oh it's not
Jenna G Perry/... i just checked that...
Jenna G Perry/... can you send me a screen print of what it looks like when yours pulls up?
David A Hertig/... no
Jenna G Perry/... i'm wondering if i can search keynet for it and manually pull it up
David A Hertig/... looks like you have to shut down, and reboot again...
David A Hertig/... jeannie said to
David A Hertig/... AB is BUSY..... I'm getting pissed about it
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...
Jenna G Perry/... i was on hold for 15 mins this morning to have them tell me to shut down and reboot
Jenna G Perry/... i was pretty happy about it
Jenna G Perry/... i've rebooted like 5 times now
David A Hertig/... I just got on after 20 mins
Jenna G Perry/... i'm getting REALLY annoyed
Jenna G Perry/... i have accts that need opening
David A Hertig/... yeah, june
David A Hertig/... I do, too
David A Hertig/... and I can't do them
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... so lady left me all her shiz yesterday and said she would be back at one today
Jenna G Perry/... i've been trying for an hour and a half to open this now
Jenna G Perry/... ANGER BIRD
David A Hertig/... to dispute, they go through whatever credit bureau is reporting it.
Jenna G Perry/... ugh
Jenna G Perry/... old teller is telling me about the movie Clue
Jenna G Perry/... like the board game but a movie
Jenna G Perry/... i'm like "uh...weird."
David A Hertig/... tell her to shut up and work
Jenna G Perry/... now she's blowing bubbles
Jenna G Perry/... the CD deposit lori tried doing - she also made up the CD number
Jenna G Perry/... there are like 3 digits that don't match the original number
Jenna G Perry/... good one boss
Jenna G Perry/... i just accidently said "preee please"
Jenna G Perry/... oh yeah - and i got word last night that our FCI is out doing security inspections starting next week so "be prepared"
Jenna G Perry/... of course they are - NEAT
Jenna G Perry/... see this yet?
Jenna G Perry/... https://keynet.keybank.com/knnews.nsf/0/CBD244DE382884F4852572F90056C26B.html
David A Hertig/... fax fest
Jenna G Perry/... right - funnies
David A Hertig/... Jennie is freaking out today. Like, she's really pissed about row.
Jenna G Perry/... hahaha
Jenna G Perry/... tables are turned huh pete?
David A Hertig/... cause row is leaving all kinds of projects for jennie, and all kinds of unsolved issues.
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... otis redding is my hold music right now
Jenna G Perry/... that's nice...
David A Hertig/... that IS nice, and the sun just came out. BURN
Jenna G Perry/... man - i have a WEIRD mess
Jenna G Perry/... they put a custos CRC under the wrong person
Jenna G Perry/... now it's in collections and they are calling the wrong person
Jenna G Perry/... same name different middle initials
Jenna G Perry/... good one key - showed them
David A Hertig/... i've been opening crcs, and they've been giving the people PLCs... like, they say no to a plc, and that they only want a 1000 line, then they end up with a 7500 line instead, no choice...
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... suckas
Jenna G Perry/... YOU HALF DEBT WE MAKE YOU
Jenna G Perry/... i think my ops friend migdalia just called me "J"
David A Hertig/... jay!
David A Hertig/... smoke a j
David A Hertig/... oops
Jenna G Perry/... i didn't think we were good enough buds for nicknames already
Jenna G Perry/... but ok...
Jenna G Perry/... i think i have a long rest of the week ahead of me...
Jenna G Perry/... stay late bird
David A Hertig/... gross... we're getting issue after issue here, and each one keeps costing us money.
Jenna G Perry/... ask for freezies
Jenna G Perry/... you should see my desk right now
Jenna G Perry/... it's like i was doing a paper spread - but its not fake
Jenna G Perry/... REAL
Jenna G Perry/... i'm on hold
Jenna G Perry/... i hate hold
Jenna G Perry/... HATE
David A Hertig/... me too
David A Hertig/... hate hate
Jenna G Perry/... june june june
Jenna G Perry/... how did this happen?
David A Hertig/... dunno, but I don ot like
David A Hertig/... I'm reading ubuntu vs windows right now
Jenna G Perry/... what's it say?
Jenna G Perry/... i have a REALLY good ABer right now
David A Hertig/... that neither is realyl better, and windows is easier to use :(
Jenna G Perry/... i want to send her a thank you
Jenna G Perry/... oh...hmm...
Jenna G Perry/... but ubuntu is FREE
Jenna G Perry/... that's cool
Jenna G Perry/... free is better than money - i'm sure of it
Jenna G Perry/... does it use up less mem?
David A Hertig/... I'm hearing that some people are getting ubuntu 2.5 times faster than windows, some people have windows working faster...
David A Hertig/... ubuntu requires you to configure stuff a lot. Like, it's not as "plug and play" as windows, I guess...
Jenna G Perry/... ah...
Jenna G Perry/... hmm
Jenna G Perry/... i like plug and play
Jenna G Perry/... cause i don't like headaches
David A Hertig/... yeah, me too... looks like I'll just get my computer cleaned up, and try to keep it as fast as possible that way. bugger!
Jenna G Perry/... booger
Jenna G Perry/... green ones
Jenna G Perry/... muh buddy just showed me a way around the DARQ thing
Jenna G Perry/... kind of
Jenna G Perry/... FUN IN THE SUN
David A Hertig/... I just had super tool on the phone. just kept talking about nothing, wanted to know where $20 was from "some time" that he thought he had...
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... wanted me to dig through old statements with him on the phone, he's overdrawn, etc "I'll give you my bank info. transfer from that bank to yours" no, doesn't work like that...
Jenna G Perry/... come on david - be a pal, just do eet
David A Hertig/... turns out he spent it in March, just wanted me to balance his stuff...turd
Jenna G Perry/... ps - that was my dad calling
David A Hertig/... nope
Jenna G Perry/... yeth it was
David A Hertig/... screw everything. stuff is DUMB
Jenna G Perry/... right
David A Hertig/... main branch definitely tells people to call our branch for transfers. We get like 10 a day from their people.
David A Hertig/... I just told the lady on the phone asking for one to call branch of accounts
Jenna G Perry/... hahaha
Jenna G Perry/... good show
David A Hertig/... not taking crap today
David A Hertig/... yay! fawn is gone, and didn't leave vault passwords for us
Jenna G Perry/... YAY!
Jenna G Perry/... that means you don't halfta do vault
Jenna G Perry/... cash in transit pleath
David A Hertig/... right, except we took 26k out for atms
Jenna G Perry/... oh
Jenna G Perry/... put it back
Jenna G Perry/... ZING
David A Hertig/... hengh
David A Hertig/... i hate today
Jenna G Perry/... same
Jenna G Perry/... my mortgage person just came over to me and was like "uh, why don't you have any mortgage referrals into me for the blitz?"
Jenna G Perry/... CAUSE YOU CAN SUCK A WEINER!!!
David A Hertig/... good answer
Jenna G Perry/... i'm aware
David A Hertig/... is key going to fold?
Jenna G Perry/... naw
David A Hertig/... am I?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
David A Hertig/... lunch break, please. we decided that we're taking full hour lunches, and that we can leave the branch
Jenna G Perry/... so lori managed to line up about 13 people that wanted to talk to me about OD's while I was gone
Jenna G Perry/... i hardly ever deal with that many OD people
David A Hertig/... oh man, that's what I came back to, as well
David A Hertig/... every half hour or so "david, someone's here to talk about OD fees" NO!
Jenna G Perry/... right...
Jenna G Perry/... i've been dealing with it all morning
Jenna G Perry/... i want avenue for runch
Jenna G Perry/... bring me?
Jenna G Perry/... heres a new thing...airhead is texting me
Jenna G Perry/... he NEVER texts
Jenna G Perry/... like i will text him and he calls me
Jenna G Perry/... i just got one from him and was taken aback
Jenna G Perry/... WHOA
David A Hertig/... go to zillow.com
Jenna G Perry/... YOU!
Jenna G Perry/... ok i will
David A Hertig/... 1217 carolina ST bellingham 98229
Jenna G Perry/... hold pleath
David A Hertig/... for the address. you can see my old volvo, scotty's red truck, and matt's white hat car
Jenna G Perry/... k
Jenna G Perry/... there
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... HAHAHA
Jenna G Perry/... funny
David A Hertig/... yeah, I laughed. hi, volvo!
David A Hertig/... must have been taken in jan or something
Jenna G Perry/... hey volv!!!
David A Hertig/... oh god....eric t.
David A Hertig/... i can't stand him...
Jenna G Perry/... i can't stand you
Jenna G Perry/... grant st house is cheep
David A Hertig/... i just looked up my folks. it just showed a forrest, and it's not even in the right spot...sillies
Jenna G Perry/... $270ish
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... that's cheap?
David A Hertig/... yowza!
Jenna G Perry/... well...cheaper than i though
Jenna G Perry/... we were probably destroying their mortgage with our rent
Jenna G Perry/... $1700/month they made off us...
Jenna G Perry/... mortgage payment can't be that
David A Hertig/... yeah, mort is prolly like 1300. nice
Jenna G Perry/... jerks
David A Hertig/... haha, truck is outside the branch!
David A Hertig/... i looked up our branch.
Jenna G Perry/... hahaha
Jenna G Perry/... how much is branch worth?
Jenna G Perry/... dollars?
David A Hertig/... doesn't say
David A Hertig/... fish taco
Jenna G Perry/... lame
Jenna G Perry/... fish TACO
Jenna G Perry/... zillow is kinda fun
Jenna G Perry/... fun fun fun
David A Hertig/... portland now?
Jenna G Perry/... you come!
David A Hertig/... would like
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... i liked the "what part of I move to portland don't you understand?"
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... it's the part where you say "i move to portland" then stay in bellingham
Jenna G Perry/... THATS THE TRICKY PART
David A Hertig/... I'm glad tree back and I sorted out nothing... haha uh yeah, let's keep being friends
Jenna G Perry/... funny convo
Jenna G Perry/... i like that she got nervs
Jenna G Perry/... and that made you nervs
Jenna G Perry/... goofs
David A Hertig/... I know! jerk!
David A Hertig/... that's good though. We have a lot of differences that would keep us from relationshipping, anyways.
Jenna G Perry/... importing exporting
Jenna G Perry/... relationshipping
David A Hertig/... yup
David A Hertig/... it's good to be on same page, though. i definitely wasn't pretending to be non-single, that's for sure.
Jenna G Perry/... wait - making out with 3 diff girls last weekend is something you would do in an exclusive relationship?
Jenna G Perry/... HAHAHA
David A Hertig/... that's how I commit
Jenna G Perry/... good one
David A Hertig/... right, see? so yeah, no worries...
David A Hertig/... I'm going to find chicks this weekend. or not.
Jenna G Perry/... make out with micah
David A Hertig/... probably not, but I'm going out lookin for some, anyways
Jenna G Perry/... good show
David A Hertig/... no bar floozie doin it, though
Jenna G Perry/... DON'T MAKE A GIRLFRIEND
David A Hertig/... we'll see. bootay calls are nice to have!
Jenna G Perry/... you tend to do that sometimes
David A Hertig/... I do tend to do that sometimes. I attach pretty easily. some day, it'll be good for me, and I'll settle down with a nice sloot. until then, game on!
David A Hertig/... lembo!!!!!
David A Hertig/... barb!
Jenna G Perry/... tell lembo i'm sorry for drunkenly talking to her friend
Jenna G Perry/... and saying "jeeeessica lemmmmbo"
David A Hertig/... hengh, shes gone.
David A Hertig/... row gave her a whole set of keys. like, cash box, wire drawer, etc... I said "no, bring back"
Jenna G Perry/... right...
Jenna G Perry/... idiot
Jenna G Perry/... row's a tard
David A Hertig/... yeah, I'm about done with it
Jenna G Perry/... i have a mexi tard that wants stmts from when their acct was opened until when it was closed in 2007
Jenna G Perry/... tgs2 - zing
Jenna G Perry/... she tried going "well i never got them..."
Jenna G Perry/... too bad lady!
Jenna G Perry/... too little too late
David A Hertig/... celtics play lakers tonight!
David A Hertig/... wanna watch. not
David A Hertig/... do want celtics to win, though. I hate the lakers
Jenna G Perry/... did lakers win mon?
Jenna G Perry/... i missed the end
David A Hertig/... yeah, they did
David A Hertig/... series 2-1
David A Hertig/... I haven't eaten meat since saturday
Jenna G Perry/... wow
Jenna G Perry/... weird...
Jenna G Perry/... tofu?
David A Hertig/... yeah. I'm going to drain some more tofu tonight, and put it in the freezer. when you freeze, then thaw, it gets an even stiffer consistency, and becomes moer meat like.
Jenna G Perry/... ooh!
Jenna G Perry/... good tip!
Jenna G Perry/... i accept
David A Hertig/... it turns yellow in the freezer, then turns white again when it's thawed...
Jenna G Perry/... odd balls
Jenna G Perry/... rerrow
David A Hertig/... I made some last night, and it tasted good
David A Hertig/... My cholesterol is like "wha? what's going on here?"
David A Hertig/... haven't smoked since the weekend, either
Jenna G Perry/... JEEZ
David A Hertig/... i know
David A Hertig/... cool dave
Jenna G Perry/... i decided i'm not drinking this weekend
Jenna G Perry/... except maybe a growler or two
David A Hertig/... I will drink, but in moderation.
Jenna G Perry/... and i'll share those
Jenna G Perry/... oh my god - i don't know what's going on outside my branch
Jenna G Perry/... i just watched someone change shoes in our parking lot
Jenna G Perry/... put on high heels with adidas warm up pants
David A Hertig/... does gordon still hang out?
Jenna G Perry/... then a ghey in a pink polo strutted by carrying a little pen and paper thing
Jenna G Perry/... gordon does not
Jenna G Perry/... once he murdered his wife he split
Jenna G Perry/... VROOM - gone
Jenna G Perry/... ps - if you want ANOTHER new car kid that banks with us is sell a sweet sub impreza for $15K
Jenna G Perry/... worth $18K
Jenna G Perry/... or so he says...
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... don ot
Jenna G Perry/... mail man is here
Jenna G Perry/... need to give him anything?
David A Hertig/... I hope ben is at home on my lunch break
David A Hertig/... give him money, and send to me.
Jenna G Perry/... i hope ben is there too?
David A Hertig/... oh, I do get paid this week. I checked hr online to make sure
Jenna G Perry/... told ya so
David A Hertig/... no, I don't hope he's there. I like taking lunches alone
Jenna G Perry/... then why do you opposite day it and say "i hope ben is there"
Jenna G Perry/... I CAN'T TELL SARCASM OVER TEXT MESSAGE
Jenna G Perry/... sheesh
David A Hertig/... sarcasm doesn't get picked up much in text, does it?
Jenna G Perry/... non
Jenna G Perry/... i wish it did
Jenna G Perry/... i'm all sorts of sarcasmy
David A Hertig/... I'll start using [/sarcasm]
David A Hertig/... that means "end sarcasm". it's my computer prompt
David A Hertig/... command!
David A Hertig/... ~~@~~
Jenna G Perry/... got it
Jenna G Perry/... thanks!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... oh do i have a good story in a minute...
Jenna G Perry/... ok
David A Hertig/... begin
Jenna G Perry/... so i have this ethnic customer that LVOES disputes
Jenna G Perry/... its his joy in life to cause me problems i think
Jenna G Perry/... anyway - he's the one that whenever i half to do a dispute he always has other trannies from strip clubs and adult movie stores on his acct
Jenna G Perry/... i say "fraud?" and he goes "nope - me"
Jenna G Perry/... then i get grossed out
Jenna G Perry/... anyway - he decided he had another fraud while i was gone and lori is too retarded to know how to do it
Jenna G Perry/... so i call his cell phone to ask him what was up just now
Jenna G Perry/... instead of ringing noise like normal peeps he has the music playback thing (ps - i HATE that)
Jenna G Perry/... the song you ask?
Jenna G Perry/... oh it goes a little something like this "every day i'm hustlin' can't keep me down cause i'm hustlin' true hustlas in da hood hustlin'"
Jenna G Perry/... i'm cracking up
David A Hertig/... cool
David A Hertig/... yeah, what a d-bag
Jenna G Perry/... then his voice mail is like "what up - dis rooooshooon, i hit you later and if you call for the stuff - hit me on blah blah blah"
Jenna G Perry/... hit?
Jenna G Perry/... why do people have to hit?
Jenna G Perry/... don't hit
David A Hertig/... the stuff?
David A Hertig/... white pony?
Jenna G Perry/... i guess...
Jenna G Perry/... i almost lost it and just hung up so i could call back again
Jenna G Perry/... i might just call back again for kicks
Jenna G Perry/... one of my od'ers has $650 in od's
Jenna G Perry/... well done!
Jenna G Perry/... ok...so how much of that do i reverse?
David A Hertig/... one fee
David A Hertig/... I'm about to get a rhino
Jenna G Perry/... duck
Jenna G Perry/... duck duck moose
David A Hertig/... oop, ashley intercepted
David A Hertig/... jennie is hiding from her in the back room.
Jenna G Perry/... goo gurl
Jenna G Perry/... i just tested something
Jenna G Perry/... tell me if you get a fax
David A Hertig/... jennie's friend just showed up at the last minute of her lunch break. They're in the back right now, goofing off. I'm going to send ashley to lunch...
David A Hertig/... I will tell you
Jenna G Perry/... TELL ME
David A Hertig/... NOT YET
Jenna G Perry/... well i haven't gotten an electric back yet saying "bad email addy"
David A Hertig/... well...
David A Hertig/... I just cleaned my email
David A Hertig/... DELETE
Jenna G Perry/... wiped it with a sponge and hot soapy water
David A Hertig/... wpied it with tofu and hot soapy water
Jenna G Perry/... perfs
Jenna G Perry/... serious - you no half fax?
Jenna G Perry/... how about sales tax - i KNOW you half that
David A Hertig/... no fax
David A Hertig/... yes tax
Jenna G Perry/... hmm
Jenna G Perry/... email to fax is lame then
Jenna G Perry/... I QUIT IT!
Jenna G Perry/... new kid has a game she likes
David A Hertig/... pooping
Jenna G Perry/... it's called " ask jenna a question, then when she gives you the answer, shrug your shoulders at her and make a face like you already knew that and the answer wasn't what you wanted to hear"
Jenna G Perry/... it's a long title, but kind of catchy - dont ya think?
David A Hertig/... dumb, fire her
David A Hertig/... jennie's friend crystal is here. non ugly
Jenna G Perry/... can't - i'm already losing old teller and terra soon
Jenna G Perry/... i can't lose ALL my employees
David A Hertig/... I'll go tell her "hi, I'm D. I'm clean of all std, so we should have unpro do eet."
Jenna G Perry/... unpro
Jenna G Perry/... like minor leagues
David A Hertig/... yup
Jenna G Perry/... minor league inter
Jenna G Perry/... amatuer
David A Hertig/... except I'm an allstar...
David A Hertig/... Toot own horn
Jenna G Perry/... hallstar
David A Hertig/... hengh!
Jenna G Perry/... toot ta too toooooo
David A Hertig/... toooooooooooooooooT
Jenna G Perry/... capitals
Jenna G Perry/... make it real
David A Hertig/... captend
Jenna G Perry/... nice spelling smarty
David A Hertig/... you're jerk
Jenna G Perry/... ima read some news
Jenna G Perry/... WELL!
David A Hertig/... don't
Jenna G Perry/... i am jerk
Jenna G Perry/... DO!
David A Hertig/... news sucks today
Jenna G Perry/... i've worked MUCH too hard today
Jenna G Perry/... i need some news to make me feel better
Jenna G Perry/... amy and i found a limo last night with a karaoke machine to drive us around for cait's bparty
Jenna G Perry/... that's neat - right?
Jenna G Perry/... sing songs and be drunk
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... that's dumb
Jenna G Perry/... you get fax!
Jenna G Perry/... i know
Jenna G Perry/... i just got email saying so
David A Hertig/... got it
David A Hertig/... I'll fax back
Jenna G Perry/... otay!
Jenna G Perry/... fun
David A Hertig/... NOT
Jenna G Perry/... : (
David A Hertig/... he he...ready?
Jenna G Perry/... k
Jenna G Perry/... becept it's not instant
Jenna G Perry/... as we have seen...
Jenna G Perry/... did you just fax to my phone a hole?
Jenna G Perry/... I WILL FAX IN YOUR EAR THEN YOU WILL CRY!!!
David A Hertig/... hahaha
Jenna G Perry/... HAHAHA
Jenna G Perry/... i laughed
Jenna G Perry/... hokay - i tell lady i will take care of $150 of fees
Jenna G Perry/... how doyou like dem apples?
David A Hertig/... too much
Jenna G Perry/... i'm a nice?
Jenna G Perry/... really?
Jenna G Perry/... that's not even 30%
Jenna G Perry/... it's like 20%
David A Hertig/... you're a nice
David A Hertig/... I was kidding
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not even gonna approach 50%
Jenna G Perry/... i can see mortgagers undies
Jenna G Perry/... she's got BAD panty lines
David A Hertig/... yuk
Jenna G Perry/... her pants are MUCH too tight
David A Hertig/... ruh roh
Jenna G Perry/... wait - is pete still at lunchy?
Jenna G Perry/... go yell things
David A Hertig/... nah, she's sitting at her desk with her friend. I'm going to have to be teller soon
Jenna G Perry/... yuk
David A Hertig/... yup
Jenna G Perry/... tell her
Jenna G Perry/... tellher
David A Hertig/... little wing is on, by srv. love this song
Jenna G Perry/... swv
Jenna G Perry/... sisters with voices
David A Hertig/... that's not at all what I said. I'm going to kill you in your sleep with a putter
David A Hertig/... CLUE
Jenna G Perry/... OH NO!
Jenna G Perry/... just putt me to death
Jenna G Perry/... little taps at a time
David A Hertig/... just tap it in
Jenna G Perry/... new teller has jokes
Jenna G Perry/... so yesterday we wore pj's
Jenna G Perry/... she just told a customer she went home, put on work clothes and took a nap
Jenna G Perry/... GOOD SHOW!
David A Hertig/... mildly funny
David A Hertig/... tellering sucks
Jenna G Perry/... pleath don't call and push buttons
Jenna G Perry/... i was with customers
Jenna G Perry/... GROW UP!