5/6/08 Convo with D

David A Hertig/... I REFUSE TO WORK!
David A Hertig/... refuse, resist!
Jenna G Perry/... YOU WAIT I AM WRITING YOU EMAIL!
David A Hertig/... oh, sorry. :)
Jenna G Perry/... s'ok
Jenna G Perry/... be advised
Jenna G Perry/... it's long
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... you're a ghey
Jenna G Perry/... painting decorating child's museum
Jenna G Perry/... ?
Jenna G Perry/... and cleaning
Jenna G Perry/... clean TOILETS!
David A Hertig/.. waht the? whatchoo talking aboot?
David A Hertig/... we just got a bunch of stupids coming in at the same time. First custo of the day smelled like garbage, breath of poo/fish, had frawd on his account.
Jenna G Perry/... i'm talking about the neighbor day project
Jenna G Perry/... gof
Jenna G Perry/... GOLF
David A Hertig/... fawn was loading ATM in duallie control, so I got to deal with everyone.
Jenna G Perry/... youza sucka
David A Hertig/... neighbor day, yeth.
Jenna G Perry/... you clean kid's bums
David A Hertig/... no
Jenna G Perry/... i clean old peeps bums
David A Hertig/... I run from that. no kids, no thanks.
Jenna G Perry/... you guys are volunteering at whatcom children's museum
David A Hertig/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... i saw'd it on the sign up
Jenna G Perry/... that place has kids at it
Jenna G Perry/... i'm sure of it
David A Hertig/... I know. I'm scurred
Jenna G Perry/... museum of dead kids
David A Hertig/... nice!
Jenna G Perry/... fawn will be cool with it
David A Hertig/... that's what we need.
Jenna G Perry/... she HAS a kid
David A Hertig/... HAS
Jenna G Perry/... or so i've heard
Jenna G Perry/... HAD a kid
David A Hertig/... KID
Jenna G Perry/.. had a baby goat
David A Hertig/... baby cheese plate? row row row your cheese plate
David A Hertig/... hey, any word on the teli?
David A Hertig/... heli teli
David A Hertig/... there's a lady that's probably like 60 here, and has a tight tush...weird
Jenna G Perry/... no word from amysnugs yet
Jenna G Perry/... i will email now
David A Hertig/... oh no! Alien!
David A Hertig/... beebooobopeeboop.
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Jenna G Perry/... nice pics
David A Hertig/... we've given out $7k in cash already this morning. that's dumb. It's busy here, too. Constant peeps walking in. Row is out today
David A Hertig/... pics?
Jenna G Perry/... ~~@~~
Jenna G Perry/... that pic
David A Hertig/... skiddlee!
David A Hertig/... BOP
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... i just had someone call and ask me how to set up a bank account
Jenna G Perry/... my response "uh...."
Jenna G Perry/... "derrrrrrrr"
Jenna G Perry/... like i couldn't remember what they needed
Jenna G Perry/... I was like "drivers license!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... then I stuttered for awhile
Jenna G Perry/... and was like "debit card!"
Jenna G Perry/... what the?
David A Hertig/... yeah, weird question. How bout coming in,
Jenna G Perry/... my brain does not work today
David A Hertig/... mine either. good thing row isn't here to crack the whip.
David A Hertig/... cheese is coming in later to cover our lunchers
Jenna G Perry/... my little firecracker boss is here
Jenna G Perry/... hollering things at me
Jenna G Perry/... cheese should come cover my lunch too
Jenna G Perry/... tell him
David A Hertig/... crackerfire
Jenna G Perry/... crackerbarrel
Jenna G Perry/... cheethe
Jenna G Perry/... i "might" be shopping for hip laptop bags...
Jenna G Perry/... holy crap
Jenna G Perry/... hip laptop bags are around $150!!!
Jenna G Perry/... do not want to be hip!!!!
David A Hertig/... get a hemp one
David A Hertig/.. hippy!
Jenna G Perry/... i was JUST looking at hemp
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... I feel like I just ate crackers. Like, I have the taste of crackers in my mouth, but I didn't eat crackers. weird?
Jenna G Perry/... hengmp
David A Hertig/... weird
Jenna G Perry/... i feel that weird fake cheese cracker in mouth right now too!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... like the fake powder cheese stuff in the middles...
Jenna G Perry/... naw mean?
David A Hertig/... powder cheese?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...
Jenna G Perry/... you know, the cracker sammies
Jenna G Perry/... in the package
David A Hertig/... intarweb link, pleathe
David A Hertig/... ooooooh! yeah!
Jenna G Perry/... hold pleath
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... nevermind pleath
David A Hertig/... kay
David A Hertig/... those are yum
Jenna G Perry/.. yeah...POWDER
Jenna G Perry/... ftw
Jenna G Perry/... !!!
David A Hertig/... powder meat
Jenna G Perry/... arby's
Jenna G Perry/... we get fooled!
David A Hertig/... cock meat sandwich. go see H&K, and laugh
Jenna G Perry/... ick
Jenna G Perry/... sounds ick
David A Hertig/... IS ick
Jenna G Perry/... so tyler is leafing again this weekend
David A Hertig/... me too
Jenna G Perry/... where you go?
David A Hertig/... I'm going to hell
Jenna G Perry/... uh OH!
David A Hertig/... in a handbasker
Jenna G Perry/... hopefully on moped then
David A Hertig/... I'm going to moped around the world this weekend.
Jenna G Perry/... sweet
Jenna G Perry/... that should be a nice little jount
David A Hertig/... I need to get a basket, anda cupholder for moped.
Jenna G Perry/... (i have no idea how to spell that)
Jenna G Perry/... CUPHOLDER!
David A Hertig/... joint, that's how
Jenna G Perry/... i had a cuppy on the wheeler
David A Hertig/... hi, corporate. how's things?
David A Hertig/... yeah, it's coo
Jenna G Perry/... "marf - i am corporate i HATE dsnugs!!"
David A Hertig/... call my OD peeps for me. There's a LOT of yellers on the list. I'm going to hate dealing with this.
Jenna G Perry/... make fawnzer do eet
David A Hertig/... ps-I like the word marf. I smiled at taht
Jenna G Perry/... or sneaky pete
Jenna G Perry/... marf = FUN
David A Hertig/... sneaker wouldn't do it.
Jenna G Perry/.. i'll tell her to
Jenna G Perry/... i'm convincing
Jenna G Perry/... here - see "Jenna G Perry/N... sneaky pete - call doodle pie's od list
Jenna G Perry/... thanksbye"
David A Hertig/... uh oh! Someone OD'd at dairy queen in woodinville
Jenna G Perry/... I AM FROM WOODINVILLE!
Jenna G Perry/... reverse a fee
Jenna G Perry/... oop!
Jenna G Perry/... dave ennens twin just walked in
Jenna G Perry/... weird...
David A Hertig/... no fees for anyone. can't afford it, and it's a new month. I want to be at 98%
Jenna G Perry/... 69%
Jenna G Perry/... 96%
Jenna G Perry/... 187%
David A Hertig/... 98
Jenna G Perry/... NO!
Jenna G Perry/.. ok...important work related question
Jenna G Perry/... if you were a walrus - what would your name be?
David A Hertig/... not wally
David A Hertig/... lemme think
David A Hertig/... my name would be Gus Gus
Jenna G Perry/... justin has a duck named gus gus
Jenna G Perry/... weird
David A Hertig/... whoa, really? cool
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...
Jenna G Perry/... that's odd
Jenna G Perry/... amysnugs hasn't seen a roomie since last thurs
Jenna G Perry/... (thanks for the i space, made the coupy pasthe easier)
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... what the heck is he doing? He's a REALLY annoying custo of ours. Total douche face
David A Hertig/... transfering back and forth, back and forth...
Jenna G Perry/... weirdo
David A Hertig/... I just told pete you want to date her
Jenna G Perry/... i do
Jenna G Perry/... i LOOOOOVE her
Jenna G Perry/... i'm a big fat lezzie
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... ps - there's a mortgage here you would elbow and turn red for
Jenna G Perry/... like I turned red a little
David A Hertig/... nice
David A Hertig/... touch it for me
Jenna G Perry/... NO
David A Hertig/... DO!
Jenna G Perry/... ok..
David A Hertig/... you will eat cat poop!
Jenna G Perry/... WILL NOT!
David A Hertig/... oh noes! another annoyer custo. Remember the "susan" with the southern drawl that used to come in to lakers, and go into SDB?
David A Hertig/... she's here, and getting geared up to cause a ruckus
Jenna G Perry/... uht oh!
Jenna G Perry/... tell her that she needs to go away
David A Hertig/... i might
Jenna G Perry/... say "mr don otwant says so..."
Jenna G Perry/... president of BANK!
Jenna G Perry/... I AM KEYBANK!
David A Hertig/... Portland Penguins.
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... i accept
David A Hertig/... me too!
Jenna G Perry/... nice ring to it
Jenna G Perry/.. pengy doos
Jenna G Perry/... i would get a hockey sweater
David A Hertig/... I'll move there, and hang out with my cool girls, and go to hockey games.... that actually sounds nice
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... cool girls AND foote maybe?
Jenna G Perry/... or is foote a cool gal?
David A Hertig/... yup, and no. confused?
Jenna G Perry/... you bet
Jenna G Perry/... so i think karma got me this morning
David A Hertig/... ruh-roh
Jenna G Perry/... chirping birds woke me up at like 5 this morning
Jenna G Perry/... i was like "HEY! I thought we were all family!!!"
David A Hertig/.. they do that to me, too
David A Hertig/... I like them.
Jenna G Perry/... i was mad
Jenna G Perry/... i said "BIRDS!"
Jenna G Perry/... i played fun with my new comp last night
Jenna G Perry/... it's COOL!
Jenna G Perry/... it reminds me a lot of amy's mac
Jenna G Perry/... but it's got the option to right click
David A Hertig/... what kinds of stuff did you do?
David A Hertig/... right click TRUMPS ALL!
Jenna G Perry/... loaded up with music and photos from ipod
Jenna G Perry/... i bought program
Jenna G Perry/... it's a good one
Jenna G Perry/... then personalized it to fit me
Jenna G Perry/... like i have this waving american flag thing that when i click it - it plays the national anthem
David A Hertig/... coo. what program did you buy?
Jenna G Perry/... it's called Ipod access - amy had used it when she did hers
Jenna G Perry/... for photo AND music it was only $27
Jenna G Perry/... non bad
Jenna G Perry/... and it worked nice last night
Jenna G Perry/... i'm excited for you to touch my comp then it to crash
Jenna G Perry/... BOOM!
David A Hertig/... I'm not touching it. no way!
Jenna G Perry/... amy just said her walrus name is russell mcwallington
Jenna G Perry/... good work kid!
David A Hertig/... why with the walrus names?
Jenna G Perry/... non sure
David A Hertig/... optay
Jenna G Perry/... i got yelled at on max this morning
Jenna G Perry/... i had my bike like 10 inches away from some ladies leg
David A Hertig/... by an old?
Jenna G Perry/... and she's like "EXCUSE ME??!!!! GET THAT AAAWWWAAAAYYY!!!"
David A Hertig/... BARB
Jenna G Perry/... I told her to eat cat poop
Jenna G Perry/... whitney houston is on the radio!!!
David A Hertig/... quack!
Jenna G Perry/... RIP
Jenna G Perry/... moment of silence
David A Hertig/... sssssssssh
Jenna G Perry/... and now maroon 5 is one
Jenna G Perry/... on
Jenna G Perry/... way to ruin it...
David A Hertig/... no kidding. hmmmm.. there's a really cute girl in here with white pants, and great tusher. I like white pants.
Jenna G Perry/... you like tushers
Jenna G Perry/... do you ever see M. Brown in there?
David A Hertig/... no, she doesn't love me any moer
Jenna G Perry/... fair...
Jenna G Perry/... i miss my t. leiweke
Jenna G Perry/... and dan
David A Hertig/... danimal!
Jenna G Perry/... right...
Jenna G Perry/... good guy
Jenna G Perry/... except that he was married
Jenna G Perry/... and hit on hummer
Jenna G Perry/.. and didn't buy us beer that once cause he was high
David A Hertig/... that doesn't reallymatter to most people, I'm finding out.
Jenna G Perry/... i think it matters to me
Jenna G Perry/... I THINK
David A Hertig/... I'm not sure about people any more.
Jenna G Perry/... like who is married?
Jenna G Perry/... who you talking about?
David A Hertig/... Ilots of people
Jenna G Perry/... or is it secrets?
David A Hertig/... I've been approached by a couple of married women in the last couple months. I'll leave it at that. No hallsar, of couse, and no one you know, but some married ladies that I know...
David A Hertig/... poo on them.
Jenna G Perry/... weird
Jenna G Perry/... tell them that god is judging them
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... or that jenna is
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... jenna = god
David A Hertig/... or that I am, now.
David A Hertig/... sluts
Jenna G Perry/.. yeah..weird
Jenna G Perry/... i guess that's what happens when you marry for money
David A Hertig/... they weren't married for money.
Jenna G Perry/... married for non love it sounds like
David A Hertig/... something. Were love, then changed minds or something. I'm just really glad that I'm single right now. Like, I got all wrapped up in that retard blonde girl, and I'm really really happy right now that I'm by myself.
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...
David A Hertig/... I also decided that I'm going to not put out anymore.
Jenna G Perry/... liar
Jenna G Perry/... you LOVE put out
David A Hertig/... I decided that last night.
Jenna G Perry/... while you were snuggling with ben and chris?
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... hehe
David A Hertig/... they tried, though
Jenna G Perry/... good work
Jenna G Perry/... chris is tricky
Jenna G Perry/... he gets a gal then puts her in his room
Jenna G Perry/... and then they sleep for an hour
Jenna G Perry/... and then everyone assumes they made squish
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... chris loves krista
Jenna G Perry/... chris loved amysnugs that night
David A Hertig/... he told me. I smiled, and said "cute"
Jenna G Perry/... or at least i hope he did
Jenna G Perry/... you do NOT invite a girl to your bed if you do not have love!
David A Hertig/... that's what I'm getting at. i'm going to hold off until I'm involved with something. No one nighters, please. I am not becoming baby daddy, and I don't want squish to be non meaningful.
David A Hertig/... I'm turning new leaf
David A Hertig/... like, you don't sleep with every dude to kiss. that's a good. i wanna get back to how I used to be...prude, haha
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...i had that realization after Keith too
Jenna G Perry/... like it's not fun anymore to sleep round town
David A Hertig/... yuppers
Jenna G Perry/... that was for college days
Jenna G Perry/... NOW I'M ALL GROWED UP!
Jenna G Perry/... i mean - it's not going to stop me from kissing boys (do like!)
Jenna G Perry/... but i just don't need to bring them home aftersville
David A Hertig/... oop, oldes
Jenna G Perry/... forever young - rod stewart style - is on el radio
Jenna G Perry/... i like....
David A Hertig/... wow, that was a strange.
David A Hertig/...
Jenna G Perry/... wha happen?
David A Hertig/... I had peeps come in, wanted to doa sig card, cause they never had one sent out (jeannie). I had to do it on the spot, so I type type typed... They stood in front of my desk, and stared at me while I did it. I told them like 4 times that they could take a seat, and they didn't respond to anything I said. They just stood there and stared, blank faced...
David A Hertig/... I asked questions, and they just kept staring. I basically just winged it, printed out basics, had them sign, and scram... suckers
Jenna G Perry/... suckas fo sho
Jenna G Perry/... sign here - you just gave me a mill
Jenna G Perry/... thanks
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... WECU just called. said that the title went to the main branch, and that it shuold be delivered at around 2:00 this afternoon. looks like it's going to happen today.
Jenna G Perry/... EEK!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... are you having nervs?
David A Hertig/... non
Jenna G Perry/... but it's gonna break...
Jenna G Perry/... then what?
David A Hertig/... then I get fixed. Remember, I'm already expecting it to break. I'm david.
Jenna G Perry/... ok...do you have spare money?
Jenna G Perry/... can i half some?
David A Hertig/... I do have spare money. I need, though.
David A Hertig/... so I guess it's not spare, haha
David A Hertig/... oh boy! Sacred heart is bringing in a huge bag of stuff.
David A Hertig/... I dislike them greatly
Jenna G Perry/... i just had a phone nut
Jenna G Perry/... "i'm going out of the country - i need to tell you that"
Jenna G Perry/... "ok, lemme put remarks on acct, give me number"
Jenna G Perry/... "what's it look like?"
Jenna G Perry/... "it will probably start with a 3 or a 2..."
Jenna G Perry/... "Ok...123002011"
Jenna G Perry/... "no thats routing"
Jenna G Perry/... "ok 37......."
Jenna G Perry/... i put remarks
Jenna G Perry/... then she goes
Jenna G Perry/... "one more question - do you have sheckles?"
Jenna G Perry/... what the??
Jenna G Perry/... i don't know what that means....
Jenna G Perry/.. i tell her goodbye and hang up
Jenna G Perry/... shekel - israeli currency
Jenna G Perry/... she must be a terrorist...
David A Hertig/... israel is non terrorist. going against israel is terrorist.
David A Hertig/... israel=america
David A Hertig/... so, you know how I was whining about the lady that took $25 out of my ci other for some savings bond issue that I already fixed?
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... i recall
Jenna G Perry/.. total recall
David A Hertig/... I just talked to her on the phone, cause her vector 8 had nothing in it, and I was like "what the heck are you doing?" She said "well, where's the credit, then?" I said "it gets cleared at the branch level. it was sent to proof." her
David A Hertig/... Well, where is it?
David A Hertig/... I just told you! I ned to know why you pulled this
Jenna G Perry/... kick her in face
David A Hertig/... cause I didn't get a credit ticket. I charged back.
David A Hertig/... Fine, so, how do I correct this? Where do I need to pull $25 from to put back in my ci other?"
David A Hertig/... I can't help you with that, because I don't know.
David A Hertig/... jesus...
Jenna G Perry/... e/l misc
Jenna G Perry/.. i would just call it a day
David A Hertig/... barb
Jenna G Perry/... i mean, this is more work than it's worth...
Jenna G Perry/... ps - i got called joanna
Jenna G Perry/... i thought you would enjoy that...
David A Hertig/... joanna, haha
David A Hertig/... I want to just el misc it. This lady is giving me a headache. Also, Sar lady is all over me today with wires, and wanting copies of old wires, etc... HATE!
Jenna G Perry/... ok...i just talked to bellingham
Jenna G Perry/... like shop there
David A Hertig/... yeah?
Jenna G Perry/... i'm non sure what to do
Jenna G Perry/... they quoted me $1400ish for labor and such
Jenna G Perry/... but he added the "and such" part
Jenna G Perry/... paul did straight labor for $850ish
Jenna G Perry/... i dont' knwo what to do
Jenna G Perry/... like bellingham place knows the engine going in, but seems to want to charge more
Jenna G Perry/... paul is here and has my car, but he seems nervs about the engine
Jenna G Perry/... i think i need to talk to ma and pa tonight
David A Hertig/... yeah, sounds like messes
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, my head has confusion
Jenna G Perry/... and i'm like "whoops"
Jenna G Perry/... to the money i blew
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not even sure how that happened
Jenna G Perry/... can i rewind time and do over?
Jenna G Perry/... actually, I think i have about a grand left still for my car...
Jenna G Perry/... so maybe I'll get half an engine
David A Hertig/... bottom half
Jenna G Perry/... HA!
Jenna G Perry/... wait - the best part of that is that the dude in bellingham was telling me i only really need half the engine if they already did the head gasket and such
Jenna G Perry/... he's like "i could sell you the bottom half of the engine"
Jenna G Perry/... but he said it wouldn't really save me money
Jenna G Perry/... question-could i see my busted engine for anything?
Jenna G Perry/... like do you know if people are willing to give me some dough for it and then they fix it themselves?
David A Hertig/... probably, yeah. You could craigslist it. You probably won't get a ton, but you shuold be able to get some hundos out of it, at least.
Jenna G Perry/... that's what i was wondering
Jenna G Perry/... i kind of tried working a trade with dude in bellingham for it
Jenna G Perry/... i was like "how about we knock some dollars off the one you're selling me and i'll let you keep mine..."
Jenna G Perry/... he was like "no, i'm trying to rid myself of car parts, not gain more"
Jenna G Perry/... need washington favor
Jenna G Perry/... want to change address?
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... email fawn
David A Hertig/... I'm busy. jorge is here, so we're chatting
Jenna G Perry/... totally busy
Jenna G Perry/... you need to do eet
Jenna G Perry/... key counselor
Jenna G Perry/... NOW
Jenna G Perry/... i'll email info
David A Hertig/... go
David A Hertig/... away
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... NO!
David A Hertig/... barb
Jenna G Perry/... i sent
Jenna G Perry/... you do stuff with now
Jenna G Perry/... thanksbye
David A Hertig/... dear jenna, in the future, please encrypt ALL emails with account numbers
Jenna G Perry/... dear jenna - eat poo
David A Hertig/... that, too
Jenna G Perry/... ok thanks
Jenna G Perry/... yum yum yum
Jenna G Perry/... hi cheesey!
Jenna G Perry/... tell him i said hi pleath
David A Hertig/... I want some cheese
Jenna G Perry/... then see if pete twirls her hair...
David A Hertig/... what should I have for lunchers?
Jenna G Perry/... turkey
Jenna G Perry/... and cheethe!
David A Hertig/... hmmmm..... I have both of those. OOOH! I'm going to get some soup, and make grilled cheeser
Jenna G Perry/... yum yum!!!
Jenna G Perry/... cheese crackers, get those too
Jenna G Perry/... wait - my life will CHANGE if i get my car back
Jenna G Perry/... this will be weird
Jenna G Perry/.. i do not want
Jenna G Perry/... I'm pretty used to the no car thing
David A Hertig/... I'll make you come visit me in bellingham, and bring tree back.
David A Hertig/... actually, she has a civic hatchback. good mileage, yo
Jenna G Perry/... i think i'm still going to use the train while gas is so spendy
Jenna G Perry/... member, my car sucks it AND likes premium
David A Hertig/... erin's takes 87, and gets like 40 mpg
Jenna G Perry/... VROOM!
David A Hertig/... yup. I want to make her come visit.
Jenna G Perry/... i'm slowly becoming a person again
Jenna G Perry/... i have a comp now
Jenna G Perry/... i almost have a car
Jenna G Perry/... this is weird...
Jenna G Perry/... my life is almost back on track...
David A Hertig/... phone rhino
Jenna G Perry/... phone turkey
David A Hertig/... my goodness. he was a turkey. gobble gobbl
David A Hertig/... e
Jenna G Perry/... is peter at lunch rice now?
Jenna G Perry/... is cheesers being a teller?
David A Hertig/... just walked back in from it, going to the back
Jenna G Perry/... 2 platform wearers 1 tellerdoo
Jenna G Perry/... yeth?
David A Hertig/... yeth, fo now
David A Hertig/... I'm prolly getting green things after workski
Jenna G Perry/... good beef
David A Hertig/... indeed
Jenna G Perry/... so one of the managers in our area got her daughter a job at a local branch
Jenna G Perry/... she just got canend
Jenna G Perry/... whoops
Jenna G Perry/... oh and pumpkin head just came to my desk crying
Jenna G Perry/... THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!!!
David A Hertig/... what's she cryin about? I'll make it all better. She just has to look at me, and she'll laugh
Jenna G Perry/... true.
Jenna G Perry/... she had switched saturdays with someone, worked the saturdays for the person and now the saturday that the person is working for her are coming up
Jenna G Perry/... the person got canend
Jenna G Perry/... now that branch is calling saying she needs to work that saturday
David A Hertig/... and that's something to cry about?
Jenna G Perry/... i said "no you don't, that's their responsibility now"
Jenna G Perry/... kind of
David A Hertig/... agreed with what you said
Jenna G Perry/... she's been planning this vacation for awhile
Jenna G Perry/... and it's a special thing with her and her mom
David A Hertig/... oh, that sucks. yeah, other
Jenna G Perry/... and she's having a rough day in general i think
Jenna G Perry/... should i ask her for money to fix my ride?
Jenna G Perry/... that will make anyone feel better.
Jenna G Perry/... i dont' think tyler went to work today
Jenna G Perry/... his car was still at home when i left...
David A Hertig/... I wish I weren't here.
Jenna G Perry/... thats non good
David A Hertig/... this is funny. jorge is here, and all the crazies keep calling and stuff, and coming in with big issues. he goes " What's the deal?" I said "that's fairhaven, every day man"
Jenna G Perry/... ha - you showed him
Jenna G Perry/... where's row your boat today?
David A Hertig/... field trip with her daughter.... I mean, loan signings
Jenna G Perry/... nice cover up
Jenna G Perry/... on friday lori is making "business calls"
Jenna G Perry/... aka: flying to iowa
David A Hertig/... nice! I go with
Jenna G Perry/... NO!
David A Hertig/... actually, im thinking about going to Boston in June, if petr is around then...
Jenna G Perry/... is that your next vacay?
Jenna G Perry/... june?
Jenna G Perry/.. i keep taking days here and days there, but no real vacay
Jenna G Perry/... i'm silly
David A Hertig/... SILLY
David A Hertig/... I just sent peter an email. yeah, first week in june I'm on vaca.
David A Hertig/... Tickets to boston are like $450 right now
David A Hertig/... that's totally doable for a round trip, no hotel
David A Hertig/... I just learned a funny trick to play on jeannie
David A Hertig/... when her comp isn't locked, i'm going to get into her email, and press the "end" key. It scrolls the slider all the way to the right, so it looks like all your emails got deleted... okay, barb. teller time for an hour
Jenna G Perry/... ok hi and bye
Jenna G Perry/... ding dong mcd's got offered the job...
Jenna G Perry/... they are giving her a $2/hr raise
Jenna G Perry/... jesus
Jenna G Perry/... she's got to be making close to suzan money...
David A Hertig/... yowza. time to hire new teller
David A Hertig/... so, peter is going to be living in Mexico from june 1 through december.
David A Hertig/.. he wants me to fly down the same week that Petty is...
David A Hertig/... ruh-roh
David A Hertig/... hey! Come back.
David A Hertig/... hello hello hello
David A Hertig/... fine, you suck
Jenna G Perry/... sorry - back
Jenna G Perry/... HELLO!
Jenna G Perry/... DOODLE
Jenna G Perry/... I'M YELLING!
Jenna G Perry/... ps - i'm not for certain i'm going to petty; cait is maybe having a wedding shower thing i'm supposed to be at
Jenna G Perry/... i might have blown $60 for fun
David A Hertig/.. sell your ticket to chris if you don't go. he needs one. Either that, or I might sell him Alyse's ticker
David A Hertig/... Ben might need a ticket, too.
Jenna G Perry/... ok..good to know
David A Hertig/... Chris is buying soon, though.
Jenna G Perry/... i am trying to get an answer out of cait right now
Jenna G Perry/... ok...give me until the end of the week
Jenna G Perry/... please?
Jenna G Perry/... tell him i'll even discount it
David A Hertig/... oh, sure.
Jenna G Perry/... sorry...
Jenna G Perry/... i'm willing to do whatever to get rid of it
David A Hertig/... :(
David A Hertig/... I'm going to end up going by myself. Actually, I am trying to get jennie to trade vaca weeks with me, cause Peter invited me to go to mexico that week. haha
Jenna G Perry/... good moves
Jenna G Perry/... mexico is nice place
Jenna G Perry/... you will get cancer from the sun
Jenna G Perry/... you wont' go to petty by your lonesome
Jenna G Perry/... hallsar's will be there
David A Hertig/... yeah, I know... I was kind of kidding
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/.. kind of
David A Hertig/... I'm kind of looking forward to telling alyse "oops, sorry, i sold your ticket. I can't even count on you to be around on a Sunday, how could I risk losing a $60 ticket cause you bailed last minute?" haha I'm totally going into jerk mode with her
Jenna G Perry/... i think you maybe should sell her ticket
David A Hertig/... I'm planning on it as of right now. I just need to wait, and see if Chris and Ben are both going...
Jenna G Perry/... good moves..
Jenna G Perry/... you should ride your hog out to the gorge
Jenna G Perry/... strap chris on the back
David A Hertig/... it's extra funny, cause that weekend is her birthday. like, the day after teh concert. oops. I'm done contacting her, so I'm going to see if she just waits until before the concert to call me. I'll say "happy birthday, you can't go!"
David A Hertig/... am I a meanie? yes. Do I have the right to be this time? yeth
David A Hertig/... Fawn has been on the phone with AB for like 20 minutes, the same person, just grilling her on things.
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... well played
Jenna G Perry/... how did fawns i-view go at main?
Jenna G Perry/... did she get scared by marino?
David A Hertig/... she said she doesn't know... susie asked her why she didn't apply for the lead teller position
David A Hertig/... I dunno what that means
Jenna G Perry/... hmmm
Jenna G Perry/... why didn't she?
David A Hertig/... she never even heard about it. I guess susie never posted it or something. tard. Plus, fawn considers herself a lead teller already. She wants ops or rm
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... jennie just caused a poo storm. I'm gonna ring her neck
Jenna G Perry/... what happened?
Jenna G Perry/... do share!
David A Hertig/... barb
Jenna G Perry/... the barb thing keeps throwing me off
Jenna G Perry/... here's a morsel of love that will make you laff: "I made out with an Israeli because I thought it was a good idea at the time. It wasn't. I think he may have even been a gay. Then I saw him at the mall in a black turtle neck working at a kiosk. I suck sometimes."
Jenna G Perry/... guess who wrote that?
Jenna G Perry/... GO!
David A Hertig/... nevermind, it wasn't jennie.
David A Hertig/... amy
Jenna G Perry/... nope
David A Hertig/... rose
Jenna G Perry/... you got it!
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... that's funny though - yeth?
David A Hertig/... yeah
David A Hertig/... So, this tard lady lost her purse, and is needing to reopen a business acct, and a personal account. She was supposed to be here over an hour ago, but hasn't shown up. I just know she's going to show up at 4:30, and I'm going to tell her no new accounts.
Jenna G Perry/... good moves
David A Hertig/... hate.
Jenna G Perry/... hate me?
Jenna G Perry/... no
Jenna G Perry/... luff me!
David A Hertig/... and the other issue that I thought was jennie is someone else, putting a hold on an account with some stolen checks. He came in to cash a check here today, and I couldn't do it. Line, I gave cash, he left. now, security won't release the hold for me.
Jenna G Perry/... oh i know a trick
David A Hertig/... do eet
Jenna G Perry/... you do it as a debit memo on the acct
Jenna G Perry/... like run a misc debit
Jenna G Perry/... 73
David A Hertig/... oooh. I'll do eet
Jenna G Perry/... THEN you put remarks on acct saying to force pay the debit memo for whatever the amount
Jenna G Perry/... it works, i do it often
Jenna G Perry/... remember hummers "***FORCE PAY****" thing?
Jenna G Perry/... that's it
David A Hertig/... oh, yeah. I will do eet
David A Hertig/... sweet trick
Jenna G Perry/... i know, i only recently remembered it
Jenna G Perry/... trick trick trick
Jenna G Perry/... prostitute
David A Hertig/... stolen account tard is here, getting ready to sit with me. She has no info on written checks, direct withdrawals, nothing... this is going to give me a headache, and the branch is down to myself and fawn. Jennie has a meeting at 4:00...here goes crap day
Jenna G Perry/... uh oh...
Jenna G Perry/... tell her no new acct until she has info
Jenna G Perry/... easy enough
David A Hertig/... I knew she was going to show up right around this time.... Jennie asked her to come in at 1:00, I guess.
David A Hertig/... Jennie is talking to her right now
Jenna G Perry/... maybe she'll confuse her into leaving
Jenna G Perry/... i've seen suzan do it before
David A Hertig/... doesn't look like it. This lady drives me insane, too. She's an idiot
Jenna G Perry/... gobbles enough they walk right out the door
David A Hertig/... kay, i'm out for a while. gotta deal with tard head
Jenna G Perry/... luck
David A Hertig/... this sucks...pb.....
Jenna G Perry/... gobble at her, i'm telling you - it will work
David A Hertig/... gobble not working.
Jenna G Perry/... i had horseradish on my sammy at lunch and my nose is still burning
David A Hertig/... still......
David A Hertig/... oh...my..god....this sucks....
Jenna G Perry/... still???
David A Hertig/... done....kind of. We need to do her business account tomorrow.
Jenna G Perry/... put her on chex
David A Hertig/... she sat there asking a bunch of questions about her accounts. She's got 3 loans, 5 checking accounts, key priv, debit cards, she's all mixed up, and apparently, Richelle promised to reverse $400+ in fees for her at some point.... she wants that done now... what the hell is going on today?
David A Hertig/... hockey sticks! Sorry, corporate!
Jenna G Perry/... EEK
David A Hertig/... yeah, she's a total mess.
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... so the email i sent?
Jenna G Perry/... i got results
Jenna G Perry/... kelly called TWICE and apologized to terra
Jenna G Perry/... and the manager re-did the schedule and made that girl work
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... winner = me
Jenna G Perry/... DON'T MESS WITH ME OR MY EMPLOYEES - I WILL EAT YOU!
David A Hertig/... yup, I'm the same way. I like getting results. I still haven't heard back from retard $25 stealer lady, though.
Jenna G Perry/... i think you should e/l that shiz
Jenna G Perry/... timezone
Jenna G Perry/... i feel like it's thursday
Jenna G Perry/... this week sucks
David A Hertig/... sharon rips heads for e/l
David A Hertig/... it's a DO NOT
David A Hertig/... here's my last phone call:
Jenna G Perry/... then tell sharon she owes you $25
Jenna G Perry/... for your ci other
David A Hertig/... ling ling! "what time do you close?" "5:00" "are you open later any other days?" "no, all the branches in bellingham are open until 5:00, M-F, except the lakeway branch. They are open until 6:00 on friday only, and on saturday, 10-1:30"
David A Hertig/... "so, it's open until 6:00 every day at the lakeway branch?"
Jenna G Perry/... just say yes at that point
David A Hertig/... no, just on friday. every other day it's open until 5:00"
David A Hertig/... "what about the main branch down town? are they open until 6?"
Jenna G Perry/... say yeth
Jenna G Perry/... let them learn for themselves
David A Hertig/... "no, just the lakeway branch. ALL other branches are M-F, closed at 5.
David A Hertig/... "so, what are the sat hours?
Jenna G Perry/... not my branch - tell them westgate in beaverton is open until 6
David A Hertig/... 10-1:30.
David A Hertig/... "and that's for all the branches in bellingham, right?"
Jenna G Perry/... you shot yourself in the foot(e) - say yes and end the convo at that point
David A Hertig/... no. okay, ALL branches in bellingham are open until 5, monday through friday. They are NOT open on saturday"
Jenna G Perry/... hahaha
David A Hertig/... "okay."
David A Hertig/... god, he's a tard
Jenna G Perry/... i think you did that to yourself
David A Hertig/... I just had a funny.
Jenna G Perry/... yes....
David A Hertig/... lady came in, has a loan through us with her ex hubs
Jenna G Perry/... not funny
David A Hertig/... They owe like $30k on it.
David A Hertig/... She throws a bill for the line at me.
David A Hertig/... "what's this?"
Jenna G Perry/... throw it back
David A Hertig/... it's the line you opened in 2001 with your hubs.
David A Hertig/... "I'm not going to pay this"
David A Hertig/... "okay, but your name is on it. Would you like me to send it to your hubs?"
David A Hertig/... "yeah, and take me off the line."
David A Hertig/... I'll forward, but the loan needs to get paid off, so...
David A Hertig/.. "you'll do what I ask!" and she storms out.
Jenna G Perry/... she's right, you will
David A Hertig/... haha, I wonder why they split
Jenna G Perry/... i bet she was bad in the sack
David A Hertig/.. I'm going to forward it to him. he's going to say DO NOT WANT
Jenna G Perry/... totally
Jenna G Perry/... let them both go to collections for that one
Jenna G Perry/... suckers
Jenna G Perry/... i have to poo something serious
Jenna G Perry/... i want to wait until i get home but i'm riding my trike today...
Jenna G Perry/... so it could be awhile
David A Hertig/... it's moopie!
David A Hertig/... cutie in branch, reminds me of alyse.
David A Hertig/... *trip* haha
Jenna G Perry/... sunshine is coming out for my ride
Jenna G Perry/... (thanks god!)
David A Hertig/... I'm going to scoot on scooter later. fo sho
Jenna G Perry/... jells
David A Hertig/... I took out $320 for green salad
Jenna G Perry/... that sounds nice
Jenna G Perry/... should have taken out $420
David A Hertig/... NO!
Jenna G Perry/... SALAD WORLD!
David A Hertig/... Mary montag. I'm going to let fawn help her, then I'm going to clear the line...barb!
Jenna G Perry/... BARBARA BUSH
David A Hertig/... wow....montag, and sara burnaby at the same time. WOWZA
Jenna G Perry/... hubba hubba
Jenna G Perry/... 15 mins until salvation
Jenna G Perry/... i think i might go put on bike clothes soon
Jenna G Perry/... Terra just apologized for being a grumpy gus earlier
Jenna G Perry/... she's like "thanks for sending that email and standing up for me..."
Jenna G Perry/... I said "that's my job kid!"
Jenna G Perry/... a gang of kids on scooter and skateboards just rolled by
David A Hertig/... jebus... it got BUSY after row and jean left
Jenna G Perry/... 7 eight year olds - HARDCORE
Jenna G Perry/... sneaky pete...
Jenna G Perry/... being sneaky