5/15/08 Convo with D

David A Hertig/... ingella is one of my fraud people I'm taking care of. I had another one come in just now. That's like 10 in 2 weeks
Jenna G Perry/... HENGH
David A Hertig/... I'm getting good at it, at least.
Jenna G Perry/... ingella is a nut
Jenna G Perry/... she's weird
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not a big fan, but i feel like i have to help her cause of the relations
David A Hertig/... yeah, and she's nice to me now. I am her PB now. peanut butter
Jenna G Perry/... who's da jelly?
David A Hertig/... she is, silly
Jenna G Perry/... oh...my bad
Jenna G Perry/... some old hottie (red style) just came in a dropped a resume
Jenna G Perry/... you woudl touch her elbos
Jenna G Perry/... elbos?
Jenna G Perry/... no - elbow
Jenna G Perry/... she's russian...
Jenna G Perry/... i know how you feel about foreign currency...
David A Hertig/... Debit card stolen. Fraudulent charges
Jenna G Perry/... well done ingela
David A Hertig/... that's what I was pasting on all my disputes. I just walked fawn through doing a debit card dispute.
Jenna G Perry/... MY GOD!
David A Hertig/... she smiled, and thanked me. She gets happy to learn things
Jenna G Perry/... new kid just came around my desk AGAIN!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... STOP!
Jenna G Perry/... i will NOT keep you here if you keep that up!
Jenna G Perry/... tell fawn i'll hire her down here if she wants to move
Jenna G Perry/... and there's an ops position open i'm sure she could get to
David A Hertig/... no! She can have mine when I bail
David A Hertig/... JUMP SHIP! remember giving sharon crap about that? that was really fun
David A Hertig/... I have a girl delivering me a TV stand right now... hengh. it's silver, and matches my TV
Jenna G Perry/... silver
Jenna G Perry/... you're a ghey
Jenna G Perry/... metrosesssual
David A Hertig/... yeah, metro. tree back is excited to hang out. I told her to come on Friday, so we can all run around all weekend. Who needs the sars, anyways? I don't think I'll tell her I'm in town. cool?
Jenna G Perry/... cool by me
David A Hertig/... we don't need a big crowd. Just us three is cool. or, invite airwick to kick it!
Jenna G Perry/... they don't tell me when they are in town
Jenna G Perry/... airhead!
Jenna G Perry/... ooh crap
Jenna G Perry/... i think i'm supposed to work that saturday...let me work on getting out of that...
Jenna G Perry/... i know JUST the person to work it for me too!
David A Hertig/... suzers
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... naw new kid
Jenna G Perry/... she WANTS more hours
David A Hertig/... even if you do work, erin and I could find SOMETHING to do while you're at work. AND, I can come visit you on the job!
Jenna G Perry/... true...hold pleath
David A Hertig/... no more hold. I've done all my other chores!
Jenna G Perry/... ok...just finished
Jenna G Perry/... sowdy
David A Hertig/... no worries
Jenna G Perry/... i just semi-offered new kid a job here
Jenna G Perry/... She accepted
David A Hertig/... cool
Jenna G Perry/... I had a LONG talk wtih my banana about it and she said I should hire her
Jenna G Perry/... i said I needed to do some more thinking
David A Hertig/... where is she supposed to be working?
Jenna G Perry/... read: see more applications
Jenna G Perry/... she's supposed to be on our reserve staff - so float pool type thing
David A Hertig/... ah... that would be good to get her in. Are you already paying her out of your cost center?
Jenna G Perry/... naw
David A Hertig/... perfect! Free training!
David A Hertig/... cool, I just set a date with two boys. One, to get the right ECU for my volvo, and one for a guy that has the door, and hood for my volvo. PERFECT! that car is going to be sharp
Jenna G Perry/... sharp like tack
Jenna G Perry/... ok - i need to eat
Jenna G Perry/... be back in 10
David A Hertig/... k
Jenna G Perry/... back
Jenna G Perry/... ugh...
Jenna G Perry/... i'm a full kidlet
David A Hertig/... kidlet
David A Hertig/... ?
Jenna G Perry/... not sure
Jenna G Perry/... i'm in a weird mood
David A Hertig/... me too
Jenna G Perry/... hmm...i'm not sure i want to give up that saturday...i'm working with one of muhbuds
Jenna G Perry/... maybe i'll change my mind next week - has happened before
Jenna G Perry/... ok - i have TWO huge piles going
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not sure my piling system at this point so i'm not sure why i have 2...
David A Hertig/... don't worry about the saturday thing. We can come visit you, and mill around (read: do it) until you're off work.
David A Hertig/... hengh!
Jenna G Perry/... fair
David A Hertig/... then we'll buy you a beer after!
David A Hertig/... hoot
Jenna G Perry/... you could come visit - there's a muchas in the same parking lot
David A Hertig/... what what what?!?!?! I will come visit. i'll eat a burrito at your desk, and if custos come in, erin and I can pretend to be opening an IRA or something.
Jenna G Perry/... oh i'm a teller on saturdays
David A Hertig/... screw that. be a platform, so we can stand on you
David A Hertig/... or put our tv on you
David A Hertig/... out tv? MY tv
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... YOUR TV!
Jenna G Perry/... naw the platform that day is this dumb RM guy
David A Hertig/... alientv
Jenna G Perry/... then me and another ops are the tellers
David A Hertig/... wild
Jenna G Perry/... she's cool - this little itty bitty chick
Jenna G Perry/... she's shorter than me
Jenna G Perry/... that's why we're friends
Jenna G Perry/... her name is migdalia
Jenna G Perry/... (she's not american)
Jenna G Perry/... but cool - i like
David A Hertig/... then I like, too.
Jenna G Perry/... yeah..she's the one hallsar hates for some reason
Jenna G Perry/... i still can't figure out her reasoning other than she was rude to her once
David A Hertig/... that's why you like her
Jenna G Perry/... I said "that's ok, people can have bad days..."
Jenna G Perry/... i'm a nice!!!!
David A Hertig/... benefit of the doubt is a good thing to give.
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...
Jenna G Perry/... i like to give
David A Hertig/... what kind of beer will we drink when I come down? coors?
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... good joke my friend
David A Hertig/... puke. Ashley told me about how she was drinking coors with her friends, and how it made her sick. I said "get good beer. quicker drunk, less to have to drink, better taste." she agreed
David A Hertig/... I had tallies of PBR the other day.
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... tastes like a rodeo
Jenna G Perry/... silly kids
Jenna G Perry/... they dont' know stuff
Jenna G Perry/... will I drink beer tonight?
Jenna G Perry/... YES I WILL
David A Hertig/... i will have merlot
David A Hertig/... i got a bottle of it.
David A Hertig/... I'll drink the bottle.
Jenna G Perry/... glass and all
Jenna G Perry/... DO IT
David A Hertig/... i might
Jenna G Perry/... i've been a bit of a wino lately
Jenna G Perry/... booze hound!
David A Hertig/... me too. it's yummy
Jenna G Perry/... fo tha winnnn
David A Hertig/... ween
David A Hertig/... weezer
David A Hertig/... I haven't listened to weezer for a while
David A Hertig/... I should.
Jenna G Perry/... me too!
Jenna G Perry/... i like them
David A Hertig/... is my monitor her yet? I'm ready for it.
Jenna G Perry/... i listened to a lot of sublime lately
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not sure what my deal is - i go through weird phases
Jenna G Perry/... like i had a citizen cope streak for awhile too
Jenna G Perry/... only thing i liked
David A Hertig/... have you listened to buck 65?
Jenna G Perry/... naw...what's dat?
Jenna G Perry/... WUZ DAT
David A Hertig/... some dude. does all the music himself. I have his discography if you want.
Jenna G Perry/... i would like coupy lath cheque
David A Hertig/... yay!
David A Hertig/... you have a "pull music from ipod" program, right?
Jenna G Perry/... OH YEAH!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... good stuff - i'll steal from you like crazy
David A Hertig/... do. I have offspring discography, and pantera discography, too. ALL SONGS< PLEASE!
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... so yesterday terra was asking me funny questions
Jenna G Perry/... she was like "what's it like where you grew up?'
Jenna G Perry/... I was like "der...neat? i have a crush on it"
Jenna G Perry/... she was like "well is it in the country?
Jenna G Perry/... I said "no - suburbs.com"
David A Hertig/... I just picked a boog, and then I couldn't get it off my finger
Jenna G Perry/... eew!!!
David A Hertig/... it was cool. it was like a glue call.
David A Hertig/... ball
David A Hertig/... I have good weekends coming up, yo.
David A Hertig/... bowling this weekend, and getting my ECU from dude, next weekend, going to anderson, hangin with the boys, and then weekend after that, hopefully bringing my Volvo down to Portland, and visiting you! sweet!
Jenna G Perry/... NEAT
Jenna G Perry/... i'm there
Jenna G Perry/... ok...i just played google maps for terra and showed her woodinville
Jenna G Perry/... then she showed me where she grew up
Jenna G Perry/... it was fun
David A Hertig/... where is she from
Jenna G Perry/... warren, oregon
Jenna G Perry/... scapoose area or soemthing i guess
David A Hertig/... oh, poo
Jenna G Perry/... why poo?
Jenna G Perry/... YOU ARE POO!!!
David A Hertig/... scapoose is poo
David A Hertig/... i tooka girl out for dinner that was from scapoose. made out and everything.
Jenna G Perry/... then you got crabs?
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... HIV
Jenna G Perry/... EEK!
Jenna G Perry/... DANGER!
David A Hertig/... oh noes! not something to joke about
Jenna G Perry/... totally not
Jenna G Perry/... wait - airhead just bailed on me on something
Jenna G Perry/... helping me wtih this loan thing
Jenna G Perry/... is pete around?
David A Hertig/... oh no
David A Hertig/... no
Jenna G Perry/... ah crap lunch
Jenna G Perry/... i forget
David A Hertig/... she's at "lunch"
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... iknow
David A Hertig/... ipod
Jenna G Perry/... a hole
David A Hertig/... iphone
Jenna G Perry/... aphone
David A Hertig/... oh
David A Hertig/... horse apple!
David A Hertig/... kay, I've done all the online playing I can possibly do for one day.
Jenna G Perry/... like shopping?
Jenna G Perry/... what did you shop?
David A Hertig/... pretty much, yeah
David A Hertig/... i just looked at computer stuff.
Jenna G Perry/... hey - so i had a thought
David A Hertig/... think
Jenna G Perry/... tink
Jenna G Perry/... i should fix my broken comp
Jenna G Perry/... like get a new harddrive for it
Jenna G Perry/... how many dollahs is that?
Jenna G Perry/... just for kicks
Jenna G Perry/... i'm sure i NEED 2 comps
David A Hertig/... is it just the hard drive that's out?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah it crashed
David A Hertig/... or the motherboard?
Jenna G Perry/... i think harddrive
David A Hertig/... otay....hold pleathe
Jenna G Perry/... holding BEEEEEP
Jenna G Perry/... i'm calling hummer for loan ?'s
Jenna G Perry/... ha
Jenna G Perry/... she's a nice
Jenna G Perry/... she'll help
David A Hertig/... not much! how many GB do you want for storage? 500 GB is $99
David A Hertig/... that's TONS!
Jenna G Perry/... cross your fingers that i get turk
Jenna G Perry/... non turk - rats
Jenna G Perry/... amber
Jenna G Perry/... when i said "jenna" she goes "OH! jenna from oregon??"
Jenna G Perry/... how much do i half now?
Jenna G Perry/... 2 gbs?
Jenna G Perry/... 500 = lots!~
Jenna G Perry/... yeth?
Jenna G Perry/... LADY WITH REALLY TIGHT TUSH JUST WALKED IN
Jenna G Perry/... i'm staring FOR you
David A Hertig/... um, hard drive gb is how much storage it has. Like, a 30gb ipod vs 60gb. your computer could hold 500 GB of stuff. the 2gb is how fast it is. confusing, yeth?
Jenna G Perry/... oh got it
Jenna G Perry/... confusing yeth
David A Hertig/... 2GB of RAM, 500GB hard drive.
Jenna G Perry/... ok...how many?
Jenna G Perry/... $100?
David A Hertig/... you probably have about 120GB in your hard drive now, which is a lot. you're pretty much never run out with 500. I have 400 in my Xbox, and it can hold 100s of Xbox games.
Jenna G Perry/... that's lots neat
Jenna G Perry/... foote said awhile ago too that he would install stuff if i buy it
David A Hertig/... yeah...
Jenna G Perry/... i probably just need to buy it then...
Jenna G Perry/... details.
David A Hertig/... http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/Category/category_tlc.asp?CatId=8&name=Hard-Drives $70 for 500gb
Jenna G Perry/... TIGER!
David A Hertig/... dang. I should buy!
Jenna G Perry/... there's a new shop that just opened up next door that is called "budget computer"
Jenna G Perry/... i bet they half good deals - it SAYS budget in the name
David A Hertig/... try them
Jenna G Perry/... i will
David A Hertig/... GOOD!
Jenna G Perry/... I WILL
Jenna G Perry/... alienhelp
David A Hertig/... help?
David A Hertig/... SOS?
David A Hertig/... Sharon's Operations Stuff?
Jenna G Perry/... oh no - i meant thanks for comp help
Jenna G Perry/... i'm tricky
Jenna G Perry/... HUMMER CALL ME BACK!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... sheesh
David A Hertig/... \call and hang up on her a bunch.
Jenna G Perry/... she was with a custo - i couldn't even get through
Jenna G Perry/... hehe - i just blushed
Jenna G Perry/... wanna know whY????????
Jenna G Perry/... DO YA??!!
David A Hertig/... go
Jenna G Perry/... the old lady i have a crush on told a customer she has a crush on me, the customer just relayed the message
Jenna G Perry/... he's like "I was talking to marsha yesterday - she LOVES you..."
Jenna G Perry/... i was like "good - cause i love her back"
Jenna G Perry/... der!
Jenna G Perry/... then i got red cheeks
David A Hertig/... that's weird
Jenna G Perry/... no - the people at my desk are weird
Jenna G Perry/... like the lady's tongue doesn't fit in her mouth
Jenna G Perry/... i can't stop staring
David A Hertig/... in a minute here, I'm going to have fawn come over,a nd open a CD...
Jenna G Perry/... UHO H!!!
Jenna G Perry/... DANGER
Jenna G Perry/... let me do it
David A Hertig/... non. I'm going to give her the reins on my computer, and walk her through it.
David A Hertig/... ding for her.
Jenna G Perry/... ding indeed
David A Hertig/... tada!
Jenna G Perry/... i'm the phone with hummer
Jenna G Perry/... she's funny
David A Hertig/... FAWN DID IT, AND SHE'S HAPPY.OOPS, CAPS!
Jenna G Perry/... CAPTIAL DAY
Jenna G Perry/... HI FAWN
Jenna G Perry/... TELL HER I SAID IHI
Jenna G Perry/... IHI?
Jenna G Perry/... WHA?
Jenna G Perry/... tell her hi
David A Hertig/... IHI is a company that makes turbos
Jenna G Perry/... oh well then good
Jenna G Perry/... ihi
David A Hertig/... zoom
Jenna G Perry/... i can't tell if i'm getting stuff done or not
Jenna G Perry/... like my piles just keep getting re-located on my desk....
Jenna G Perry/... i'm teaching terra and danya things at the same time
Jenna G Perry/... 2 birds - one stone
David A Hertig/... r
David A Hertig/... yeah, I've been playing "shuffle the papers" all day, too
David A Hertig/... jean and row just got back. 3 hour lunch for the win
Jenna G Perry/... 3 hour lunch for the win indeed!
Jenna G Perry/... can they take me to lunch next time i'm there?
Jenna G Perry/... ps - holy 4 o'clocker
David A Hertig/... just give them an excuse to ruinate my budget, yeah.
Jenna G Perry/... well...
Jenna G Perry/... they owe me - i'm sure of it
David A Hertig/... me, too!
David A Hertig/... I'll steal jennie's corp card when she's not looking, and buy you an engine for your car
Jenna G Perry/... perf!
Jenna G Perry/... then expense it to your branchola
Jenna G Perry/... oh god!
Jenna G Perry/... problem custo....
Jenna G Perry/... rhino4lyf
David A Hertig/... my goodness... rhinos are lame-sauce.
David A Hertig/... hey, you know the 166 prov credit I gave lona way in march, for frawd, and then couldn't crear from CI cause they never gave her money back? well, they JUST gave it today!
David A Hertig/... I'm expecting a good story, and i'm going to go put 1st half on, and balance.
Jenna G Perry/... non good story...my good story was the asian earlier
Jenna G Perry/... one good story a day
David A Hertig/... awwww:(
Jenna G Perry/... nope...might have lied
Jenna G Perry/... hold pleath
Jenna G Perry/... this is good
Jenna G Perry/... you just wait
Jenna G Perry/... first i give you the name: MANJULABEN C SHAH
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... TIME
Jenna G Perry/... ok...i think you are absent
Jenna G Perry/... but that's ok cause i have lotsa typing to do
Jenna G Perry/... so new kid is like "jenna!!! HELP!" I go over and she's with a little indian woman who is shorter than i am
Jenna G Perry/... (pause)
Jenna G Perry/... and i'm back
Jenna G Perry/... ok...so i go over to help and little lady is like "32 32!!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... new kid is looking at the hogan screen and all there is is one checking acct and NO 32's in the number anywhere
Jenna G Perry/... she's looking at me confused
Jenna G Perry/... i start asking the lady what is up
Jenna G Perry/... she's like "my brudda call and say that 32 and need new numba but checking!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... uh ok
Jenna G Perry/... "maam - is there something wrong with your checking account?"
Jenna G Perry/... my first thought is fraud or something along those lines
Jenna G Perry/... "no - just need new numba!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... ok...
Jenna G Perry/... "So why do you need a new number? Does someone HAVE your account number that shouldn't?
Jenna G Perry/... "
Jenna G Perry/... also now my DOL is standing behind me watching what i'm donig - i'm ACRM and OLDS like crazy trying to type and listen to the crazyness at teh same time
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not finding anything.
Jenna G Perry/... i'm like "ok lady - what the devil are you talking about?"
Jenna G Perry/... "thirty two thirty two"
Jenna G Perry/... hmmm...i think, that kind of sounds like a PIN - i bet i solved the mystery!!!
Jenna G Perry/... I ask her if she needs her card number changed, she smiles and says yes
Jenna G Perry/... so i walk her over to my desk (new kid tries to come around back again - i tell her to scram and go do something else, I'll teach her on a custo that speaks engrish, not this one)
Jenna G Perry/... I reset PIN and realize I'm going to have to go out to the ATM with this lady
Jenna G Perry/... I go around my desk to start going out the door with her and in the 30 seconds she was sitting at my desk she had taken her shoes off - who is she - you???
Jenna G Perry/... she puts them back on and we walk outside (this is long - bye). As we are outside i make small talk and comment on how warm it is out.
Jenna G Perry/... lady goes "oooh! I come from india - dis NOT warm. winter cold, dis NOT warm"
Jenna G Perry/... ZING!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... we reset pin, she leafs, end of story
David A Hertig/... wow.
Jenna G Perry/... yup
David A Hertig/... good one. I wish she had come in here.
Jenna G Perry/... totally
David A Hertig/... I was telling Jennie about babylon 5 tv guy.
David A Hertig/... and crearing CI other. One more thing to crear. wait, two things to crear, and it's back to good. 15th of May=starting the downhill side
Jenna G Perry/... crear
David A Hertig/... yeth
David A Hertig/... phew. what a day!
Jenna G Perry/... right...
David A Hertig/... I think that a nice glass of wine is right up my alley
David A Hertig/... mcbeal
Jenna G Perry/... NEAT
Jenna G Perry/... i'm excited about my brew
Jenna G Perry/... beer beer beer!!!
Jenna G Perry/... HOORAY BEER
David A Hertig/... what kind of beer? I might need a heffe on a day like today. sitting outside for the winzer
Jenna G Perry/... i have an esb in the fridgerer
Jenna G Perry/... YUM!
Jenna G Perry/... and big surprise...
Jenna G Perry/... me + esb = sole mates
Jenna G Perry/... SOLE
Jenna G Perry/... 18 mins
Jenna G Perry/... it's not going fast enough
David A Hertig/... 13
Jenna G Perry/... goodness
David A Hertig/... 13 still!
David A Hertig/... oop, 12
Jenna G Perry/... if i have to override one more thing today my head might explode
Jenna G Perry/... i forgot how limited access new people have
Jenna G Perry/... and terra's isn't high enough so she can even override
David A Hertig/... I'm not high enough, either
Jenna G Perry/... the minute i sit down i get back up to override!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... HIGH
David A Hertig/... I'm going to audit fawn tomorrow, then say "since I surprised you, you're going home at 4:00 to play in the sun."
David A Hertig/... good boss, or bad boss?
Jenna G Perry/... BAD!
Jenna G Perry/... nope - good!
David A Hertig/... actually, i'll just wait until 3:45, and say "bye fawn, go home" that way, if it's busy, I can let her stay, and not feel bad :)
Jenna G Perry/... perf
Jenna G Perry/... "let her stay"
Jenna G Perry/... good one
David A Hertig/... yuppers
Jenna G Perry/... i like that we care about being good bossies
Jenna G Perry/... we're nice
David A Hertig/... I'm "The Office"
David A Hertig/... off ice. roller hockey
David A Hertig/... 10mins!
David A Hertig/... 8
David A Hertig/... oops, I'm dumb
Jenna G Perry/... dummy
Jenna G Perry/... banana jsut said she'd be here at 8:30 toms
David A Hertig/... she never came today, or is it 2 day audit?
Jenna G Perry/... she came today
Jenna G Perry/... 2 day audit
David A Hertig/... wow! are they normally like that?
Jenna G Perry/... depends
Jenna G Perry/... she didnt' show up until 11 and then she was doing some interviews too while she was here
Jenna G Perry/... i bet she bounces early toms too
David A Hertig/... ah, I see.
David A Hertig/... sharon does a 5 minute audti, finds EVERYTHING wrong, and bails to the island to grow drugs with her hippy husband.
David A Hertig/... hey, a guy can dream, right?
Jenna G Perry/... dreams
David A Hertig/... dream dream ice cream.
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... ICE CREAM!
Jenna G Perry/... i want some!!!!
David A Hertig/... I might need hair cut soon...
David A Hertig/... NO!
Jenna G Perry/... UH OH
Jenna G Perry/... DO NOT
David A Hertig/... a hair just hit me in the eye
David A Hertig/... it keeps falling in my eye. it's getting mullet
Jenna G Perry/... sweet
Jenna G Perry/... keep it
David A Hertig/... maybe I should. it's getting LONG in the back, and curling out. I like the way it looks in a hat, but not at work.
David A Hertig/... poo on that.
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... my front hair is curling out, too. sassy!
Jenna G Perry/... i like hats too!
Jenna G Perry/... FANCY
David A Hertig/... girls that wear hats are cool. I think it's cute for some reason.
David A Hertig/... not cause I like boys!
Jenna G Perry/... cause you like boys!!!
Jenna G Perry/... zing
Jenna G Perry/... you should cut a mohawk like my roomie has
Jenna G Perry/... it's bad
Jenna G Perry/... like ugly bad
David A Hertig/... yuk
David A Hertig/... 2 mins
Jenna G Perry/... yuk faces
Jenna G Perry/... i'm ready for everyone to scram outta here so i can have adult bev....
David A Hertig/... do want
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...my mouth is WATERING
Jenna G Perry/... 55555!!!!!!!
David A Hertig/... 5, and I'm out! enjoy bev for me! I will have a cold one for you, too!
Jenna G Perry/... word - later