D's Funny 2/29

oop, just got yelled at. Crazy lady that I've never seen before comes to teller line.

Ashley walks over, and says "should I be putting a hold on this?"

"good work ashley. way to stay alert! yes, it's a large deposit, out of state, and she has $1000 in her account. Pleath hold."

"NO! YOU WILL NOT PUT A HOLD ON THIS!"

great. here we go

"We do need to place a hold on this check. your average balanth is low, and you're putting a check in for $20k. we need to ensure that the check clears before we can give credit for it. If you can geta cashier's check, or..."

"NO! YOU'RE THE BANK! YOU KNOW IF IT'S A GOOD CHECK OR NOT. I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS! YOU'LL GIVE ME CREDIT, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!"

"No can do. I have to place a hold on this check. it's not negotiable whether I'm going to have a hold placed or not."

"THAT'S RIGHT IT'S NOT NEGOTIABLE! YOU WILL NOT! SEE WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU PUT A HOLD ON IT. JUST SEE!"

"is that a threat to me, or the bank?"

"BOTH! i HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR JOB! YOU'RE DONE HERE!"

"really? I don't see myself getting fired for protecting the bank..."

"OOOOOOOH! YOU CAN GO HOME! YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB ANYMORE!"

"you might need to run that by my manager before you fire me. She's in a meating right now (hengh), but if you want to talk to her..."

"NO! I'm done with you! Goodbye to you, sir!"

"see ya!"

haha. I got fired by a customer!