7/14 Convo with D

David A Hertig/... hi, I'm not feeling it today.
Jenna G Perry/... me neither
Jenna G Perry/... i send you electric
Jenna G Perry/... i refuse to pay rent
David A Hertig/... hengh
David A Hertig/... sweet, I just opened the door early, cause azoid was pulling on the door
David A Hertig/... she came in, and charged jennie right away
Jenna G Perry/... i hope she poked pete with her horn right in her bum
Jenna G Perry/... STAB!
David A Hertig/... yuk
David A Hertig/... mosquitos devoured me this weekend, and azoid is cracking me up.
Jenna G Perry/... in longview they ate you?
Jenna G Perry/... what were you donig outside?
David A Hertig/... helping folks move stuff around, and I golfed 9 holes
David A Hertig/... I beat pops at golf, by like 5 strokes. HA!
David A Hertig/... and got sun burned shoulder.
Jenna G Perry/... i am BROWN
David A Hertig/... good work. my arms are tan, but my shoulders are red!
David A Hertig/... ouchers
David A Hertig/... ps-we have a line. it's 9:01
Jenna G Perry/... pause
Jenna G Perry/... hold
Jenna G Perry/... first customer of the day "oh we have a PROBLEM!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... neat
David A Hertig/... that's what is here, too
David A Hertig/... crap crap crap crap crap....
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... "my debit card is BROKEN!~!!"
Jenna G Perry/... he was trying to pull out of savings
Jenna G Perry/... no savings attached
David A Hertig/... there's an old guy that smells that's in here right now. He likes to sit at my desk, and tell me about the war, oil, politics, and crap like that, then complain about cd rates and stuff. NO! I'm going to go hide in the back...
Jenna G Perry/... oh god - here's a good story
David A Hertig/... bring it. today sucks already, and it's 9:13...
Jenna G Perry/... hold
Jenna G Perry/... sorry
Jenna G Perry/... i've got a wire complainer from last week
Jenna G Perry/... i'm waiting for him to hit my desk and start the yell fest
David A Hertig/... welcome back to work
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... ok, let me see if i can tell this story real quick
Jenna G Perry/... lori is at her desk
Jenna G Perry/... i'm at mine
Jenna G Perry/... she's like "why do you think I wrote down this number??"
Jenna G Perry/... then yells out the number ($90K - jokes)
Jenna G Perry/... you can see the lightbulb go off above her head
Jenna G Perry/... "oh yeah, you got a raise!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... hahaha
Jenna G Perry/... she had forgotten to tell me
Jenna G Perry/... until now
Jenna G Perry/... what a dork
David A Hertig/... hey, good work!
David A Hertig/... can I half a raith? no
Jenna G Perry/... apparently i've had it while on vaca
Jenna G Perry/... that's a nice
David A Hertig/... extra money, please. now you have to buy my condo for me
David A Hertig/... argh! make this stop! all the turds are coming in this morning! LEAVE
Jenna G Perry/... i will non leaf
Jenna G Perry/... i am turd
Jenna G Perry/... ok wire guy wasn't mad anymore
Jenna G Perry/... HE gave me wrong bene
Jenna G Perry/... then got mad when it didn't go through
Jenna G Perry/... turd
David A Hertig/... haha, I like those sitches
David A Hertig/... hey, I'm in HR online.
Jenna G Perry/... whatca doin in there?
Jenna G Perry/... give me another raise
Jenna G Perry/... DO
David A Hertig/... commercial loan service officer positioni open...
Jenna G Perry/... oh
David A Hertig/... positioni. It's a new pasta
Jenna G Perry/... what's that mean?
Jenna G Perry/... sounds fancy
David A Hertig/... it IS!
David A Hertig/... capital IS
David A Hertig/... I didn't see tree this weekend. she said "boo hiss"
Jenna G Perry/... i say boo hiss to that too
Jenna G Perry/... you see sars?
David A Hertig/... no, I called when we left the condo, she didn't answer, then my phone lost service. She called back, and I didn't get the message until 5 hours later
David A Hertig/... there's a guy here right now that works for the ferry terminal, and I can't stand him. he keeps walking around, playing with things in the branch. I want him to leaf
David A Hertig/... ooh, wanna hear a fun time story?
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
David A Hertig/... chris/ben moved my car for some reason this weekend, and left the windows open just a crack. then, they BBQ'd right next to it, so I had ash inside my car this morning when I got in it. Mt St VOLVO!
Jenna G Perry/... wowza!!!!
David A Hertig/... yeah, it was pretty cool
Jenna G Perry/... wanna hear good news?
Jenna G Perry/... 150 peeps at leslies wedding
David A Hertig/... coo
Jenna G Perry/... more to come
David A Hertig/... no
Jenna G Perry/... we finished FOUR kegs, 2 cases of wine and 7 fifths of whiskey/rum
Jenna G Perry/... we = alcoholics
David A Hertig/... wow, that's good moves right there
Jenna G Perry/... totally
David A Hertig/... that's .43 gallons of beer per person
Jenna G Perry/... yeah leslie goes "welp, we needed to finish that - so we invited the right people..."
Jenna G Perry/... TOTALLY!
Jenna G Perry/... we started drinking at 10 that morning
David A Hertig/... jeebus
Jenna G Perry/... and didn't stop until 4AM
Jenna G Perry/... LONG party
Jenna G Perry/... almost 24 hours
Jenna G Perry/... we do good work
David A Hertig/... yeah, that's well played
Jenna G Perry/... that doesn't count champagne and other beer not in kegs
Jenna G Perry/... crap
Jenna G Perry/... my liver = dead
Jenna G Perry/... no more booze for long time for this kid
Jenna G Perry/... long time = 24 hours
David A Hertig/... haha, yeah, I drank on the way up last night.
David A Hertig/... "bailey, I have to pee" she'd pull in to a gas station, I'd run in, pee, and buy beer. HA!
Jenna G Perry/... good show!
Jenna G Perry/... i high five that
David A Hertig/... I go to gym tonight.
David A Hertig/... then I eat tofu, and go to bed early
David A Hertig/... I=TIRED today. I didn't get to sleep until late
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, i'm tired AND in need of veggies
Jenna G Perry/... too bad i have dinner plans
Jenna G Perry/... for some reason i just volunteered to work for someone labor day weekend
Jenna G Perry/... I = dumb
Jenna G Perry/... i figure the bach crew isn't coming until 3 or so, so I can help a brother out
David A Hertig/... help me out. I just had someone standing over my shoulder, refusing to sit at my desk. NO! This is my side. you go over there!
David A Hertig/... and now, there's a line. 3 trouble makers in a row
Jenna G Perry/... IN row?
Jenna G Perry/... gross
David A Hertig/... all done... stupid people.
David A Hertig/... then suzers called me. SAR is trying to deposit checks made out to her vineyard into a different business account.
Jenna G Perry/... perfect
Jenna G Perry/... i just called the apartment place again
Jenna G Perry/... they are making me real nervous about my move
David A Hertig/... oh yeah?
Jenna G Perry/... 2 weeks
David A Hertig/... move into shoe box
Jenna G Perry/... and i'm still not "approved"
Jenna G Perry/... what the deuce?
Jenna G Perry/... approve me!
Jenna G Perry/... finish the paper work!
Jenna G Perry/... girl i'm subletting from is freaking too
Jenna G Perry/... I'm like "worst comes to worst, i'm not on the lease..."
Jenna G Perry/... i don't think she likes that idea though
Jenna G Perry/... i guess i don't blame her
Jenna G Perry/... but it's all i've got
David A Hertig/... blame!
Jenna G Perry/... BLAME
David A Hertig/... why wouldn't you get approved? you will.
David A Hertig/... I'm not approved. I'm sleepy, and kind of sick feeling. DO WANT a good work out, and good nights sleep
Jenna G Perry/... do eet then
Jenna G Perry/... hey - you qualified for comm. loan thing?
Jenna G Perry/... you gonna apply
Jenna G Perry/... ?
David A Hertig/... I dunno if I'm qualified. I'm dumb
Jenna G Perry/... does it require a degree?
David A Hertig/... I don ot NO much about loans.
Jenna G Perry/... they teach you!
Jenna G Perry/... silly
David A Hertig/... neat
Jenna G Perry/... fart
Jenna G Perry/... megan is canceling on me
Jenna G Perry/... for tonight
David A Hertig/... there's a crazy dog in here right now, jumping up and down.
Jenna G Perry/... well maybe not crap
Jenna G Perry/... maybe good
David A Hertig/... fart fart double fart
Jenna G Perry/... it's probably for the best
Jenna G Perry/... i'm just annoyed
Jenna G Perry/... cause she canceled on me yesterday
Jenna G Perry/... and again today
Jenna G Perry/... NOCK it off
Jenna G Perry/... (no k)
David A Hertig/... nok
David A Hertig/... nok
David A Hertig/... TURKEY!
David A Hertig/... should I work as a bill collector? haha!
Jenna G Perry/... do
Jenna G Perry/... is that what that is?
Jenna G Perry/... collect from chris
Jenna G Perry/... as practice
David A Hertig/... oh, I'm looking at other bank jobs, too.
David A Hertig/... it was with some credit union in beaverton
Jenna G Perry/... fair
Jenna G Perry/... smart
Jenna G Perry/... keep options open
David A Hertig/... options
David A Hertig/... US bank gresham is hiring a collector, too. haha
Jenna G Perry/... gresham is far
Jenna G Perry/... and scary
David A Hertig/... oh
David A Hertig/... d'oh!
David A Hertig/... will I like, or hate portland?
Jenna G Perry/... hate
Jenna G Perry/... hate like i hate
David A Hertig/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... just buy a place then live at your parents
David A Hertig/... will tree tell me to F off when I get down there? yes.
Jenna G Perry/... yes
Jenna G Perry/... tree hates you
Jenna G Perry/... i hate you
Jenna G Perry/... portland hates you
Jenna G Perry/... sound good?
David A Hertig/... accurate!
David A Hertig/... tree is maybe working at a sushi place
Jenna G Perry/... good!
Jenna G Perry/... i was gonna ask about her job hunting
Jenna G Perry/... she IS a little asian looking
Jenna G Perry/... make sushi
Jenna G Perry/... speak azoid
David A Hertig/... I told her I'd come visit if I get free sushi. She called me an F'er, and said "I got your fish right here, sucko"
David A Hertig/... I laughed out loud-fest
Jenna G Perry/... i visit for free food
Jenna G Perry/... i do lots for free food
Jenna G Perry/... like intercourse marines
Jenna G Perry/... nope - wait - i just did that for fun
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... hmmmm..... commercial lending. hiring manager's name:Darragh-Fastabend,Janet M
David A Hertig/... hengh for marines
David A Hertig/... good work
Jenna G Perry/... i figured it was an M week
Jenna G Perry/... made out with Mormon
Jenna G Perry/... intercourse Marine
Jenna G Perry/... m m m
David A Hertig/... marry mariner?
Jenna G Perry/... sure
Jenna G Perry/... wait - and something else...
David A Hertig/... Monday Matt Fowler?
Jenna G Perry/... my brain is fuzzy
David A Hertig/... Darragh-Fastabend,Janet M-english?
Jenna G Perry/... there was someone else this week too
Jenna G Perry/... crap
Jenna G Perry/... i can't remember!
Jenna G Perry/... that's not good maybe it was amy...
Jenna G Perry/... english - non
David A Hertig/... yeah, I'm thinking maybe I'd have troubles with that
Jenna G Perry/... you could call her "boss"
David A Hertig/... looks like it's down town portland. whoa
Jenna G Perry/... 5th and Washington
Jenna G Perry/... ?
David A Hertig/... yeah, 1211 sw fifth ave
David A Hertig/... hmmm.... should I email dirka about the position?
David A Hertig/... like, just get a run down of what they want?
David A Hertig/... MAYBE
David A Hertig/... then I move at the end of July?
David A Hertig/... accepted
Jenna G Perry/... do
Jenna G Perry/... move where?
David A Hertig/... condo
Jenna G Perry/... buy condo - FAST
David A Hertig/... ?
David A Hertig/... FAS
Jenna G Perry/... ok, well i'm about to sign a lease until the end of oct...
Jenna G Perry/... so if you do something crazy like that I need to know
David A Hertig/... DOUBLE RENT
Jenna G Perry/... non
David A Hertig/... YES
Jenna G Perry/... OR
Jenna G Perry/... i keep my place now
Jenna G Perry/... you move in for a few months
Jenna G Perry/... while condo is being purchased
David A Hertig/... i own portland already. rent is free
Jenna G Perry/... perf
David A Hertig/... OR, you pay for the whole condo, I live tehre
Jenna G Perry/... you could prolly live at Sar's or mom and dad's for a spell
David A Hertig/... tehreand
Jenna G Perry/... ?
David A Hertig/... I could learn to spell
Jenna G Perry/... tehreand?
Jenna G Perry/... i don't know what that is
David A Hertig/... momsar would try to jump bones if I moved in there
Jenna G Perry/... i meant YOUR mom and dad's
David A Hertig/... or dadsar would
Jenna G Perry/... and just couched
David A Hertig/... oh... haha
Jenna G Perry/... a few nights a week
Jenna G Perry/... dork
Jenna G Perry/... email dirka
David A Hertig/... whale's peenie
Jenna G Perry/... see what the poop scoop is
Jenna G Perry/... san diego?
David A Hertig/... I'll say "hey, dirka. what's the poop? gimmea job, kay?"
Jenna G Perry/... mmmmkkkkk
David A Hertig/... VEE
Jenna G Perry/... i'll tell her that
David A Hertig/... I'll just send this whole convo to her, and she'll be impressed
Jenna G Perry/... totally
Jenna G Perry/... HIRE HIM!
Jenna G Perry/... ps - i missed IM more than I missed work
Jenna G Perry/... weird
David A Hertig/... ooh, I just looked up her info. She's in Tacoma, so she's a district type person
Jenna G Perry/... i'm district
David A Hertig/... she's got reports in ak, wa, and or
Jenna G Perry/... fancy
David A Hertig/... I email now.
David A Hertig/... Flower's shop opens up today I think
David A Hertig/... remember round girl that snuck scoots wang into her mouth? She's been selling flowers......green things.
David A Hertig/... GREEN SLEEVES
David A Hertig/... email sent
Jenna G Perry/... what.
Jenna G Perry/... flower has a shop?
Jenna G Perry/... i don't get it
David A Hertig/... they opened a shop in Longview, to make signs for businesses and stuff
David A Hertig/... barb, gotta b low nose
Jenna G Perry/... ooh
Jenna G Perry/... i didn't know
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... wait, and tattoo boob is selling green out of that shop?'
Jenna G Perry/... i don't get it
David A Hertig/... no, she's just selling it to the flowers, haha
Jenna G Perry/... oh get it
Jenna G Perry/... sell me some
Jenna G Perry/... i wonder if airhead went through all mine...
Jenna G Perry/... did i tell you i think i found a new hook up?
David A Hertig/... cool, where? safeway?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... no - morg's old roomies
Jenna G Perry/... they were with us on the 4th
Jenna G Perry/... i said "hook me up"
Jenna G Perry/... they said "yeth"
Jenna G Perry/... i said "ok bye"
David A Hertig/... cool beans
David A Hertig/... oh, some guy just came in, told me has an account at the US bank, and said "so I can cash a check then"
David A Hertig/... sure! that's how we do it!
David A Hertig/... crap, rhino
Jenna G Perry/... crap
Jenna G Perry/... crap
Jenna G Perry/... crap
Jenna G Perry/... here's a funny - kind of
Jenna G Perry/... saturday morning cindy decided to go for a hike before the wedding
Jenna G Perry/... stepped off a ledge thing after going tinkle
Jenna G Perry/... tore ligaments
Jenna G Perry/... is on crutches and aircast now for the next few months or something
Jenna G Perry/... idiot
Jenna G Perry/... she almost missed the wedding cause she was at the hospital
David A Hertig/... this is lame...
Jenna G Perry/... kick them
David A Hertig/... sdb opening...
David A Hertig/... DO WANT to kick
David A Hertig/... I'm getting piles today.
David A Hertig/... pavo still shaking his head
Jenna G Perry/... sme
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not getting through mine at all.
Jenna G Perry/... same size
Jenna G Perry/... i had to tell amy no more emails
Jenna G Perry/... STILL TIME FOR IM THOUGH!
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... priorities
David A Hertig/... when should I go to Portland again?
Jenna G Perry/... this weekend
Jenna G Perry/... why are you coming again?
David A Hertig/... what the? I'm going to yell at these people
Jenna G Perry/... wait - how many condos and stuff are still available?
Jenna G Perry/... how is that looking?
David A Hertig/... come down for hanging out, see tree, etc.
Jenna G Perry/... like are they running out?
David A Hertig/... there's a few that are still being built, and like 5 avail right now
Jenna G Perry/... oh so that's good
Jenna G Perry/... right?
Jenna G Perry/... of the 3 bedrooms?
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... sweet
David A Hertig/... I'm still tossing around whether 3 or 2, but I'm leaning towards 3
Jenna G Perry/... tell them to put a DOODLE stick on the garage of one
Jenna G Perry/... like "dibs!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... too bad there are not more 3's for $200K...
Jenna G Perry/... that was SWEET
Jenna G Perry/... i'm playing Find the Cell Phone with a customer!
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... i'm calling it and she's running around outside trying to find it
Jenna G Perry/... ooh!
Jenna G Perry/... got it!!!
David A Hertig/... some of the 3s are 220k, which isn't too bad. Plus, they said that when I'm 100% on one of them, I can put $2500 down on it, which makes it mine. If it's still getting built, I don't pay anything on it until it's done, and I'm moved in.
Jenna G Perry/... sweet
David A Hertig/... and I throw 80 down on the whole thing... if I can get in to one of the 220s, then mortgage for 140=roughly 1100/month, including the HOA
David A Hertig/... non bad, I don't think.
Jenna G Perry/... non bad
Jenna G Perry/... agreed
Jenna G Perry/... i'll throw in a 5 spot
Jenna G Perry/... $5
David A Hertig/... thank yous
Jenna G Perry/... no prob
David A Hertig/... I'm pretty cited, yo
David A Hertig/... and nervs like crazy
David A Hertig/... but in a good way
David A Hertig/... thanks, sharon. She just gave us a "this is due tomorrow morning" project.
David A Hertig/... Roehm keeps doing it to her, so it gets passed down to us. eep!
Jenna G Perry/... nervs is TOTAL understandable
Jenna G Perry/... ps - have you talked to mollie on phones yet?
Jenna G Perry/... or how did you leaf it?
David A Hertig/... I'm going to call her this week, to go over things. I don't wanna do it today, cause it's moonday, and everyone hates mondays
Jenna G Perry/... me
Jenna G Perry/... me hates moondays
David A Hertig/... yup, I wanna let her get back from her vaca stuff, get head on straight,t hen I'll bombard her
Jenna G Perry/... perfs
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not sure when my bombaring will happen
Jenna G Perry/... crazy lori and getting me a raise
Jenna G Perry/... jerk
Jenna G Perry/... she must have heard me talking
Jenna G Perry/... or typing
David A Hertig/... type type turkey
David A Hertig/... ashley is talking to me non stop
Jenna G Perry/... tell her to shut it
Jenna G Perry/... how's fawn?
Jenna G Perry/... hungover?
David A Hertig/... yeah, a little. I told her to take it easy today, cause she earned it. haha
Jenna G Perry/... earned a hangover
Jenna G Perry/... high five
Jenna G Perry/... did jameson go?
Jenna G Perry/... gamble a little?
Jenna G Perry/... did he get wild?
David A Hertig/... he was an alien at his grandparents house
Jenna G Perry/... perfs
Jenna G Perry/... i told aubree this weekend she is going to birth an alien
Jenna G Perry/... oh and i met her boyfriend guy
David A Hertig/... my alien
Jenna G Perry/... VERY l.a.
Jenna G Perry/... way too hip for washington
Jenna G Perry/... we told him to eat poop
David A Hertig/... hengh. Micah is LA, too.
Jenna G Perry/... as they were leaving I whispered in his ear "you hurt her or mess this up I'll rip your balls off"
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... no lie
Jenna G Perry/... he should be scared
Jenna G Perry/... YOU HURT MY FRIEND I HURT YOU!
David A Hertig/... good work. I like intimidating people. RARRR! apostrophe
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, all our dad's were grilling him too
Jenna G Perry/... it was funny
David A Hertig/... nice
David A Hertig/... dads think I'm harmless. showed them!
Jenna G Perry/... "what do you do? can you support a family? why aren't you married?"
Jenna G Perry/... it was funny
Jenna G Perry/... you are harmless
Jenna G Perry/... just alien probes
Jenna G Perry/... no big deal
David A Hertig/... ooh, did you know you can rent out the clubhouse at the condos, and have parties? They have a 70 or so inch plamsa there
Jenna G Perry/... ONE party
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not sure why that's capital
David A Hertig/... me either
David A Hertig/... pavo says "NO!"
Jenna G Perry/... felt right
Jenna G Perry/... OH NO!
Jenna G Perry/... i just noticed electric boogaloo is backwards!!!
Jenna G Perry/... darn janitor
Jenna G Perry/... she likes to mess with me
David A Hertig/... electric
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... electric
David A Hertig/... boogaloo
David A Hertig/... acoustic boogaloo
David A Hertig/... mosquito bites suck. SUCK!
Jenna G Perry/... don't get them
David A Hertig/... hey, did you know you can buy praying mantis eggs at home depot, and hatch praying mantis?
Jenna G Perry/... taste worst
Jenna G Perry/... lets not do that - k?
Jenna G Perry/... will brody live in condos???
Jenna G Perry/... or does he like mom and dad too much?
David A Hertig/... we were talking about it. They said "shared custody"
Jenna G Perry/... ZING
Jenna G Perry/... showed you
David A Hertig/... they want him to visit, but said he could go with me. He likes going outside a lot though...
Jenna G Perry/... hmm
Jenna G Perry/... well he can go in the garage
Jenna G Perry/... thats like outside
Jenna G Perry/... haha - someone just called for lori, i axed who it was "mrs doodah"
Jenna G Perry/... I giggled
David A Hertig/... my wife called?
Jenna G Perry/... i giggled
Jenna G Perry/... GIGGLEDDDDD
Jenna G Perry/... ooh check this out
Jenna G Perry/... so i hooked up with the groomsman i walked down the aisle with
Jenna G Perry/... AND the best man hooked up with another bridesmaid
Jenna G Perry/... LOVE CONNECTIONS!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... 2 hookups in the wedding party is pretty good odds
Jenna G Perry/... and Amy made out with Leslie's older cousin
Jenna G Perry/... love was in the air fo sho!
David A Hertig/... rhino hold
Jenna G Perry/... hey - did that apartment place ever call you for a reference on me?
Jenna G Perry/... lori said they called her
Jenna G Perry/... i was curious how many peeps they called
David A Hertig/... non called
Jenna G Perry/... hmm
Jenna G Perry/... interesting
Jenna G Perry/... wanna help me move?
Jenna G Perry/... jokes...
Jenna G Perry/... ps - how much do i sell my desk for on craigslist?
Jenna G Perry/... it's nice
Jenna G Perry/... but i don otwant anymore
Jenna G Perry/... like it's made out of some classy wood
Jenna G Perry/... and not some cheap target/ikea thing
David A Hertig/... hey, cheap ikea is going to be my condo!
David A Hertig/... nice desk, I don NO, cause I never have nice things.
David A Hertig/... I'm gonig to put my Xbox up on craigslist, I think. The old one, with all the games
Jenna G Perry/... smart
Jenna G Perry/... cheap ikea will non be your condo
Jenna G Perry/... sweet deals will be your condo
David A Hertig/... prolly ikea
Jenna G Perry/... what about just going to the brushed aluminum and black store?
Jenna G Perry/... OR a funeral home
Jenna G Perry/... fill your pad with a casket and funeral clothes
David A Hertig/... haha, brushed aluminum and black. INDEED
Jenna G Perry/... maybe a bear skin rug or two
Jenna G Perry/... actually, I like some hair rugs that look cool
Jenna G Perry/... cait and robby have one
Jenna G Perry/... it's neat
David A Hertig/... non for me.
David A Hertig/... I figure, I'll get a cheap couch, recover it with mommy's help, get matching chairs, and I kind of want the same table that is in the condo now...
Jenna G Perry/... those tables are saucy
Jenna G Perry/... i want them to leaf the furniture
Jenna G Perry/... i like how they decorate them
David A Hertig/... I do, too.
David A Hertig/... I'd like to get some pictures of old school Bellingham to put ont he walls
Jenna G Perry/... in black and white
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... makes it look cool and classy
Jenna G Perry/... you = classy
Jenna G Perry/... san diego = classy
David A Hertig/... agreed.
David A Hertig/... yeah, bellingham things in B&W would be neat looking. like, maybe going up the stairs or something.
David A Hertig/... and KEGERATOR
David A Hertig/... in every room
David A Hertig/... and beer bongs
Jenna G Perry/... BEER BONGS
Jenna G Perry/... in black and white
Jenna G Perry/... i think kegerator would be ideal
David A Hertig/... R'ARRRRR~~@~~
Jenna G Perry/... but they are so spensive
David A Hertig/... i think the feete need to get us one
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... totally
Jenna G Perry/... let's get hitched so they half to buy us pressie
David A Hertig/... GROSS
Jenna G Perry/... then deevorced after we get 'rator
David A Hertig/... marriage=death
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... i said deevorced
David A Hertig/... deevoured
Jenna G Perry/... i got jells watching les open her pressies yesterday
Jenna G Perry/... cody kept being like "this BLOWS!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... and smelling the presents and going "smells like testorerone!"
Jenna G Perry/... then he goes "i bet it's a tea set..."
Jenna G Perry/... i don't get the tradition of throwing a big party, then people buy you things you tell them to
Jenna G Perry/... like they have to pick off the list - it's the rules
David A Hertig/... beaverton motorcycle is hiring right now
Jenna G Perry/... get job there
Jenna G Perry/... sounds perfect
David A Hertig/... and I think you and I should have a condo party when I get place, and make people warm the house.
David A Hertig/... with GIFTS!
Jenna G Perry/... YETH
Jenna G Perry/... lets register though
Jenna G Perry/... so we get exactly what we want
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... AND no how much they spent
David A Hertig/... yeth. and nothing on the list is under $100
David A Hertig/... I mean, $1000
David A Hertig/... I mean, $1000000000
David A Hertig/... MUAHAHAHAHA!
Jenna G Perry/... WHOA
Jenna G Perry/... lots
David A Hertig/... okay, I'm putting a resume in with motorcycle place, to be in the financial office.
Jenna G Perry/... hey - i made another new beaverton friend this weekend
David A Hertig/... neat!
Jenna G Perry/... lives right up the street
Jenna G Perry/... we're gonna hang out
Jenna G Perry/... it's leslie's cousin
David A Hertig/... boy? girl?
Jenna G Perry/... boy
David A Hertig/... BOOOO
Jenna G Perry/... i only make friends with boys
Jenna G Perry/... sorry!
David A Hertig/... y
David A Hertig/... :( sad face frown boy
Jenna G Perry/... you can be friends with boys!
Jenna G Perry/... you like them
Jenna G Perry/... you scratch selves together
Jenna G Perry/... i don't want to date this one either
Jenna G Perry/... so it's perfect
David A Hertig/... does he want to?
Jenna G Perry/... i don't think so
David A Hertig/... is he alien?
Jenna G Perry/... he calls his car the green grenade
David A Hertig/... am I?
Jenna G Perry/... and it has a shovel and rake strapped to the top
Jenna G Perry/... it's funny
David A Hertig/... what kind of car is grenade?
Jenna G Perry/... you are alien
Jenna G Perry/... it's a 1986 subby
David A Hertig/... I LIKE HIM
Jenna G Perry/... i know!
David A Hertig/... NO
Jenna G Perry/... see - i make good friends
Jenna G Perry/... sorry i NO
David A Hertig/... u no it l8er
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... I'm a sk8erboi
David A Hertig/... hengh, I hate that crap
Jenna G Perry/... me too
Jenna G Perry/... did you ever hear this story?
David A Hertig/... what should I lunch for half?
Jenna G Perry/... airhead used to say l8ter
Jenna G Perry/... to me
Jenna G Perry/... like at night to say goodbye
Jenna G Perry/... one time he said l8
Jenna G Perry/... i said "18?"
David A Hertig/... l8
Jenna G Perry/... now he says eighteen
Jenna G Perry/... it's funny
Jenna G Perry/... lunch
Jenna G Perry/... half soup
Jenna G Perry/... half chili
Jenna G Perry/... half super chili
Jenna G Perry/... half ops chili
Jenna G Perry/... my dad just sent me a cute email about how he liked having me around all week
Jenna G Perry/... i smiled
Jenna G Perry/... my mom must not have told him about seeing the green device...
Jenna G Perry/... i wonder if she even noticed
David A Hertig/... they never really care much, cause they all did it when they were our age, hengh
David A Hertig/... or not.
David A Hertig/... I kind of want chili now. thanks a lot!
Jenna G Perry/... you'll poop a lot too
Jenna G Perry/... you're welcome
Jenna G Perry/... i want my mom's enchiladas for din...
Jenna G Perry/... think she'll come down here and make them for me?
Jenna G Perry/... i'm bored - don otwant to work anymore
David A Hertig/... I want to come back down south again.
Jenna G Perry/... now?
Jenna G Perry/... i'm at work
Jenna G Perry/... too busy to hang out
David A Hertig/... I want to do walk through on an empty home that's not sold yet.
Jenna G Perry/... you want to come see tree
Jenna G Perry/... liar
Jenna G Perry/... : )
David A Hertig/... I do miss tree :( awwww. I'm lame
Jenna G Perry/... you ARE lame
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... i already knew that though
Jenna G Perry/... and I'm STILL friends wtih you
David A Hertig/... I want to start gathering stuff for the condo. Mom said she's going to spoil me a little bit when I get it. she said "tee hee, we'll go shop. I'LL shop, you'll get stuff!"
David A Hertig/... I need to get my bellingham decorations all together. I'm thinking I should get poster frames, too, for room decor...
David A Hertig/... I'm ghey to the max right now
Jenna G Perry/... it's cool
Jenna G Perry/... i like ghey's
Jenna G Perry/... is lambda mu board coming south?
David A Hertig/... I applied at the motorcycle place
Jenna G Perry/... it could go in garage or something...
David A Hertig/... yeah, I think it is
Jenna G Perry/... good work - apply at work
David A Hertig/... yeah, garage worthy for sure. I'm going to do the garage up pretty nice, too
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... you and justin can 'boy' it out
Jenna G Perry/... he likes that sort of thing
Jenna G Perry/... can hallsar and i decorate a bathroom?
Jenna G Perry/... FLOWERS ONLY PLEATH!
Jenna G Perry/... put pics of matt on the walls
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... I'm going to probably put a coating on the garage floor, pops wants to help me build nice shelves into it and stuff, for max storage/organization.
David A Hertig/... isn't this fun?! FUN!
Jenna G Perry/... nice
Jenna G Perry/... smart moves
Jenna G Perry/... FUN
Jenna G Perry/... now just buy it
Jenna G Perry/... go
David A Hertig/... oh yeah
Jenna G Perry/... i get all the fun parts
Jenna G Perry/... you get all the work
Jenna G Perry/... thanks doodle!!!
David A Hertig/... kay
David A Hertig/... and yeth, you decorate bathrooms. You'll have your own
David A Hertig/... I decorate my own. brushed aluminum FTW
Jenna G Perry/... totally
Jenna G Perry/... i decorate bathrooms like a kitchen
Jenna G Perry/... i'll put a stove in
Jenna G Perry/... maybe a fridge
Jenna G Perry/... take the toilet out
Jenna G Perry/... things like that
David A Hertig/... we're getting a new microwave at our place
David A Hertig/... above the oven (dutch), with a fan and stuff. neaters
David A Hertig/... fawn logged onto the vault this morning, and has been doing transactions ast he vault all day. ??????
Jenna G Perry/... hmm...
Jenna G Perry/... dutch over
Jenna G Perry/... good pressie hummer
Jenna G Perry/... fawn knows your password is "green420$"
David A Hertig/... IT IS NOT
David A Hertig/... it's smoke11#
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... oh wait, I just changed it. AUTO LOG ON
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... i was close
Jenna G Perry/... i always am
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... remember the one time i full on GUESSED your password
David A Hertig/... jennie is getting chewed by a client
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... volvo84#
Jenna G Perry/... funny
David A Hertig/... david=transparent
Jenna G Perry/... i bet pete tastes bad
Jenna G Perry/... OR like a muffin
Jenna G Perry/... that could be yummy
David A Hertig/... tastes bad? yuk.
Jenna G Perry/... whats the code in sdbs for free KP box?
Jenna G Perry/... (yikes - work talk? GET OUT!)
David A Hertig/... not sure
David A Hertig/... are you giving someone a discount?
Jenna G Perry/... trying to
Jenna G Perry/... it's not working for some reason
Jenna G Perry/... GOLL
David A Hertig/... barb. dumb head line
David A Hertig/... woohoo!
David A Hertig/... problems all day, yo
David A Hertig/... jennie refuses to call clients back, so they yell at me
David A Hertig/... poo on that
Jenna G Perry/... poo on jean
David A Hertig/... that, too
David A Hertig/... pumpkin muffins
Jenna G Perry/... migdalia is giving me combos for her branch via IM
Jenna G Perry/... sounds safe
David A Hertig/... SAFE-TEA
David A Hertig/... sharon knows the combos now
Jenna G Perry/... and lori doesn't understand COF and COO on accts
Jenna G Perry/... i'm walking her through it
Jenna G Perry/... she's being dumb
David A Hertig/... lori is SILLY
Jenna G Perry/... right...
David A Hertig/... hmmm..... is there any word on UPS or anything, or should I just get down there, and work on it from there
Jenna G Perry/... work on it from here
Jenna G Perry/... from what i could tell its HARD to get in there
Jenna G Perry/... from what the boss lady says
Jenna G Perry/... ooh - i want PASTA
Jenna G Perry/... can i half?
David A Hertig/... half
David A Hertig/... yeah, i'll not worry about it too much.
David A Hertig/... can I stop doing school? I hate it
Jenna G Perry/... no
Jenna G Perry/... keep going
Jenna G Perry/... i need you to motivate me to continue
Jenna G Perry/... goal for 2009
Jenna G Perry/... start my masters
Jenna G Perry/... k?
Jenna G Perry/... tennille bought coffee the other day when i was in the car with her
Jenna G Perry/... it came to $4.20
Jenna G Perry/... we both giggled
Jenna G Perry/... the coffee person then said "grow up"
David A Hertig/... I bought coffee on sat day, it was 420
David A Hertig/... neat. tennille and I should date
Jenna G Perry/... non
Jenna G Perry/... you go to lunch
Jenna G Perry/... ?
Jenna G Perry/... you go to lunch!
David A Hertig/... non yet
David A Hertig/... I'm waiting until the last possible moment, then I'll STRIKE!
David A Hertig/... zoom!
David A Hertig/... munch!
David A Hertig/... zoom
Jenna G Perry/... i wish i could zoom munch zoom
Jenna G Perry/... danya is being a remo
Jenna G Perry/... and not going to lunch
Jenna G Perry/... then giving me lip when I say the phone's been ringing a lot today
Jenna G Perry/... "NO! you should have seen LAST week"
Jenna G Perry/... no - you should answer it a few times today and not make lori and i do it the entire time...
David A Hertig/... I'm going to runch now
David A Hertig/... kthnxbye L8
Jenna G Perry/... tis cool - i'm playing teller for the next hour
David A Hertig/... back hour
Jenna G Perry/... im' back our
Jenna G Perry/... our
Jenna G Perry/... no h
Jenna G Perry/... i just helped a mute person
Jenna G Perry/... jealous?
David A Hertig/... yeah
David A Hertig/... crap, I have to crap.
Jenna G Perry/... ooh
Jenna G Perry/... neat
Jenna G Perry/... i would like to eat soon
Jenna G Perry/... think it will happen?
David A Hertig/... no
Jenna G Perry/... : (
Jenna G Perry/... i think you might be wrong though
Jenna G Perry/... im' about to run upstairs for 10 mins
Jenna G Perry/... (more like 3)
Jenna G Perry/... and see how much food i can shovel in my face
David A Hertig/... I like shovels
David A Hertig/... ooh, wanna hear a funny?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... wanna tell it?
David A Hertig/... oh yeah
Jenna G Perry/... or were you just curious if i wanted to hear it?
David A Hertig/... on my way out of Kelso last night, I bought a Kelso shot glass.
David A Hertig/... it was funny
Jenna G Perry/... that IS funny
Jenna G Perry/... ok - i go eat
Jenna G Perry/... be back in a flash
Jenna G Perry/... back
Jenna G Perry/... was that enough of flash?
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Jenna G Perry/... i'll tell you
Jenna G Perry/... my flashy blue flashes at a more rapid pace
David A Hertig/... do it to me!
Jenna G Perry/... like in the flashes i can see you hitting enter
Jenna G Perry/... ok - but first you half to minimize
Jenna G Perry/... half you done it yet?
Jenna G Perry/... i don't know
Jenna G Perry/... watch
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David A Hertig/... funny
Jenna G Perry/... i know
David A Hertig/... jennie is here. wanna say hi?
Jenna G Perry/... hi
Jenna G Perry/... ya NO!!!
David A Hertig/... you're a bird
David A Hertig/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... yeth i am
Jenna G Perry/... feete and i have plans wed
Jenna G Perry/... wanna come hang out too?
Jenna G Perry/... WAIT!
Jenna G Perry/... the 4 of us will finally all hang out and live near each other
Jenna G Perry/... is that weird?
David A Hertig/... not hanging out with anyone. david=
David A Hertig/... hermit
David A Hertig/... brody and I are just gonna kick it together
Jenna G Perry/... a customer just walked in hearing bike shorts with a pair of boxers over them
Jenna G Perry/... oh and a bike jersey
Jenna G Perry/... ok - david = kermit, the frog
David A Hertig/... someone was hearing bike shorts? what do they sound like?
Jenna G Perry/... ah crap!
Jenna G Perry/... Wearing
Jenna G Perry/... silly bird
David A Hertig/... HENGH
Jenna G Perry/... HENGH indeed
David A Hertig/... should I tell jennie that I already havea job down there?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... beecept you don't have a job...
Jenna G Perry/... so that's tricky
David A Hertig/... my tummy hurts
Jenna G Perry/... mine doesn't
Jenna G Perry/... i just put a sammy in there
Jenna G Perry/... real fast like
Jenna G Perry/... ZOOM
Jenna G Perry/... now i'm writing rosie an email
David A Hertig/... hi rosie, from doodle
Jenna G Perry/... nope
Jenna G Perry/... already sent
David A Hertig/... oh no!
Jenna G Perry/... only two more hours
Jenna G Perry/... i cut my lip
Jenna G Perry/... i also have a HUGE bruise on my hip
Jenna G Perry/... not sure what that's from
Jenna G Perry/... good work marine
Jenna G Perry/... i got a $50 key poss card today
Jenna G Perry/... want it?
Jenna G Perry/... i pay rent via key poss cards as i win them
David A Hertig/... god, hold pleathe
David A Hertig/... she's driving me crazy. SHUT UP
Jenna G Perry/... oh god
Jenna G Perry/... tanasbourne just got robbed
Jenna G Perry/... i need to call eric
Jenna G Perry/... sheet
Jenna G Perry/... i'm shaking a little
David A Hertig/... shoot me in the face
Jenna G Perry/... non
Jenna G Perry/... shoot yourself
David A Hertig/... this lady isn't even story worthy, but she's driving me nuts
David A Hertig/... just put me on hold, too
David A Hertig/... and I'm on speaker phone, and she keeps leaving the room, and I can't hear crap, then she starts reading numbers, there's like 10 accoutns, and she's got me bouncing back and forth, calcing numbers....ugh. I might just hang up
David A Hertig/... now I'm on speaker phone, and she's just having a conversation with someone else... HEY!
Jenna G Perry/... hang up
Jenna G Perry/... do
Jenna G Perry/... i think i might go vault...
David A Hertig/... I'm giving her about a minute.
David A Hertig/... is eric okay?
Jenna G Perry/... get eet done early
Jenna G Perry/... i dunno
Jenna G Perry/... it's making me nervs
Jenna G Perry/... so i need to keep busy until then
Jenna G Perry/... i said "call me or else I stalk you until i hear from you..."
Jenna G Perry/... ok - peace for a few
David A Hertig/... I'm gonna lose it
David A Hertig/... just got off the phone. she sucked SOOOOOO bad. I will NEVER talk to her on the phone again
David A Hertig/... find out about eric.
David A Hertig/... tummers is making me sad
David A Hertig/... ucky feeling>me
Jenna G Perry/... still no call
Jenna G Perry/... i'm having yuck feelings too
Jenna G Perry/... but i have a feeling they are talking with po po righ tnow
Jenna G Perry/... ha ha
Jenna G Perry/... i just had an awkward phone convo with a customer
Jenna G Perry/... "whoops - i was trying to call tanasbourne..."
Jenna G Perry/... "uh...can i help you?"
Jenna G Perry/... "no - i want tanas!"
Jenna G Perry/... "uh...well, they won't be there, can i help you?"
Jenna G Perry/... "why aren't they there!?"
Jenna G Perry/... "uh...can't really say..."
Jenna G Perry/... "well - are the cops there?"
Jenna G Perry/... "most likely..."
Jenna G Perry/... "ok, bye!"
David A Hertig/... haha, I WANT TANAS
David A Hertig/... maybe their ops will quit now
Jenna G Perry/... i know
David A Hertig/... ya think?
Jenna G Perry/... i was thinking that...
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... and I'll say "it's coo, I hav shotty. i'll keep it at my desk"
David A Hertig/... and I'll flex at custos
Jenna G Perry/... oh no
Jenna G Perry/... that'll scare them
David A Hertig/... I NO
David A Hertig/... my shoes STINK
David A Hertig/... yuk
Jenna G Perry/... take them off
Jenna G Perry/... put them in petes face
David A Hertig/... that would be of the funny
David A Hertig/... I get to hang out at lakeway on thursday, until 8:30 or so...
Jenna G Perry/... lucky...
David A Hertig/... I nou
David A Hertig/... ryt nou!
David A Hertig/... how much longer should I doodle hair?
Jenna G Perry/... long
Jenna G Perry/... ps - i STILL haven't sent in my hair
David A Hertig/... to my feet(e)?
Jenna G Perry/... i brought it back to seattle with me
Jenna G Perry/... forgot to mail it
Jenna G Perry/... and brought it back to oregon
Jenna G Perry/... whoops
David A Hertig/... in her off face
Jenna G Perry/... maybe it should a joke
Jenna G Perry/... like the traveling gnome
Jenna G Perry/... my traveling hair
Jenna G Perry/... ya think?
David A Hertig/... I think, I stink, hockey rink
Jenna G Perry/... your favorite color is pink
David A Hertig/... yup
David A Hertig/... and I like to drink
Jenna G Perry/... zip zip ZING
Jenna G Perry/... i think i should take hippy out for a drink tonight
Jenna G Perry/... pretend it's his birthday
Jenna G Perry/... make him wear a crown?
David A Hertig/... absolutely. he's probably dealing with crapola right now.
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... less than an hour
Jenna G Perry/... i want to go work out
Jenna G Perry/... your thoughts?
David A Hertig/... work out. I need to make really bad boom right now. I think that's why tummers is grumps
Jenna G Perry/... oh go do then
Jenna G Perry/... do it in petes garbage can
David A Hertig/... nice
Jenna G Perry/... I need to get back in a healthy routine
Jenna G Perry/... being home really screws me up
David A Hertig/... she's a pumpkin
Jenna G Perry/... GIVE ME VEGGIES!
Jenna G Perry/... pleath
David A Hertig/... I'm tofooing tonight
David A Hertig/... and vegs
Jenna G Perry/... i think that's wise
Jenna G Perry/... i want that as well
David A Hertig/... I just put in app for comm officer. WILL NOT GET
Jenna G Perry/... i think i even half some
Jenna G Perry/... really?
Jenna G Perry/... did you email person
Jenna G Perry/... ?
David A Hertig/... yeah, she emailed back, seems dry
Jenna G Perry/... hmmm
Jenna G Perry/... what did you ask?
David A Hertig/... let her know I was apping, asked if there were any more specifics, she basically said "read the HR part. call if you have questions" she's boss for 11 peeps, I'd be one of 3 in that position in Oregon...
David A Hertig/... I have no idea what I'd even be doing, hengh. just throwing my name in every hat that comes along
David A Hertig/... Bm at hillsboro?
David A Hertig/... I would fail
Jenna G Perry/... i don't think BM is really still open
David A Hertig/... oh
Jenna G Perry/... i know an ass. man getting it i think
David A Hertig/... I would non apply anyways. actually, I probably could do it. Row does...
Jenna G Perry/... right
David A Hertig/... course, she meets goals, too
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...
Jenna G Perry/... goals shmoals
David A Hertig/... when I was on the phone with idiot lady, a guy came in, stood in front of me, and stared. I was "on hold", so I said "it's gonna be a while. a teller could help you, or it'll be a wait for a bit."
David A Hertig/... he stared, pulled a chair out, and sat down.
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... "I'll be on the phone for a while, sir. it's going to be about 5 minutes or so at least. you can wait over there, but I have account numbers in front of me, and can't have people sitting while I'm doing this"
David A Hertig/... He stares some more, then starts asking questions about his account.
David A Hertig/... I had to put the phone down, and say "go ask a teller, they will help you. I can't."
David A Hertig/... he glared, huffed, and walked to the tellers. WHAT?!
David A Hertig/... KIS advisor for aloha
Jenna G Perry/... do eet
Jenna G Perry/... aloha is right across baseline from me
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... you need to get licensed
Jenna G Perry/... and be a doofus
David A Hertig/... wow, salary for it sucks. Bonuses must be good
David A Hertig/... start at 28k
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... eew
David A Hertig/... RM at main branch, non want!
David A Hertig/... ah! Gimme a job, key
David A Hertig/... it's the solution!
Jenna G Perry/... janitor
Jenna G Perry/... work for varsity
David A Hertig/... varsity blues
David A Hertig/... ?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... that's the one
Jenna G Perry/... dude has been at my desk this whole time
David A Hertig/... I'll work for taco del mar
David A Hertig/... I'll be a taco
Jenna G Perry/... FREE BURRITO!!!
David A Hertig/... FREE BEEF
David A Hertig/... in mahk's nose
Jenna G Perry/... tree gets free sushi you get free burritos i win
David A Hertig/... tree gets free sausage
Jenna G Perry/... yuk
David A Hertig/... HA!
David A Hertig/... weiner
David A Hertig/... I wonder if she's ever going to visit me
Jenna G Perry/... doubt it
Jenna G Perry/... he just said "kids will eat your life!!"
Jenna G Perry/... hahaha
David A Hertig/... OH NO! hungry kids eating my life
David A Hertig/... I'm going to poop my life away
David A Hertig/... key stock is WAY up today
Jenna G Perry/... i saw
Jenna G Perry/... what happens when it goes to zero?
Jenna G Perry/... our 401K disappears
Jenna G Perry/... ?
David A Hertig/... that's a good kwaystion
Jenna G Perry/... totally
Jenna G Perry/... this guy is a goof
David A Hertig/... cool. sometimes, you need one of them
Jenna G Perry/... he just fake "smoked" green
Jenna G Perry/... hahaha
David A Hertig/... nice
Jenna G Perry/... he's been here for like 15 mins
Jenna G Perry/... we're just shooting the sheet
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... you should invite him over for beers
Jenna G Perry/... STILL here
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... or FIND OUT WHAT'S UP WITH ERIC
Jenna G Perry/... i can't with this dude at my desk
David A Hertig/... DO WANT TO KNOW NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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David A Hertig/... NOW
David A Hertig/... barb
Jenna G Perry/... this dude is funny
Jenna G Perry/... i'm cracking up
Jenna G Perry/... he's telling me about dating a female wrestler
Jenna G Perry/... cause he lived with her brother
Jenna G Perry/... and the brother peed on her head!
Jenna G Perry/... HAHA
Jenna G Perry/... hooters is his favorite place
Jenna G Perry/... he just told me
Jenna G Perry/... "you can go with the family"
Jenna G Perry/... HA
David A Hertig/... nice
David A Hertig/... still there?
David A Hertig/... old?
Jenna G Perry/... yup
Jenna G Perry/... 40
David A Hertig/... cool. that's like me
Jenna G Perry/... he just asked if i would consider a 3 some with his wife and him
Jenna G Perry/... hahaha
David A Hertig/... did you say of course?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
David A Hertig/... of course to intercourse
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... I just got called Jim from the office again
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... looks like banks all lost a bunch today.wamu shares are $3.23
Jenna G Perry/... wow
Jenna G Perry/... someone just asked me where they can do some research on keybank
Jenna G Perry/... i said "google?"
Jenna G Perry/... ps - dude JUST left my desk
Jenna G Perry/... he's from greece
Jenna G Perry/... has 3 kids
Jenna G Perry/... been in the US since he was 19
Jenna G Perry/... works construction
Jenna G Perry/... would like to buy a "work truck"
David A Hertig/... neat dude, eh?
Jenna G Perry/... likes blonds
Jenna G Perry/... blondes
Jenna G Perry/... drinks lots
David A Hertig/... I'll sell him toyota
Jenna G Perry/... uh...
Jenna G Perry/... what else?
Jenna G Perry/... i'm sure i know it
Jenna G Perry/... owns 2 homes
Jenna G Perry/... one here one in vancouver
Jenna G Perry/... first time he swam in the ocean here he thinks he froze his balls off
Jenna G Perry/... was confused why it wasn't as warm as greece
Jenna G Perry/... doesn't like busy
Jenna G Perry/... bush
Jenna G Perry/... left greece cause he didn't like the way things were run there
Jenna G Perry/... i already told you about him liking hooters
Jenna G Perry/... oh -he likes to play soccer
David A Hertig/... cool guy
David A Hertig/... they're expecting about a dozen banks to fail before this burp in the economy settles...uh....
Jenna G Perry/... i know
Jenna G Perry/... i was hearing that this morning
Jenna G Perry/... and then watching key's stock fall all day
David A Hertig/... yeah, poo report, y'all
David A Hertig/... I confuse myself.
Jenna G Perry/... you do
Jenna G Perry/... use 3rd bedroom as jam room?
David A Hertig/... can't
Jenna G Perry/... use master as jam room
David A Hertig/... too loud
Jenna G Perry/... too loud = too old
David A Hertig/... I'm not sure what to do with 3rd room, other than futon
Jenna G Perry/... office?
David A Hertig/... Jim
Jenna G Perry/... teddy bear room?
Jenna G Perry/... BEER ROOM!!!!
David A Hertig/... pillow room!
Jenna G Perry/... ooh!
Jenna G Perry/... smoke room
Jenna G Perry/... in
David A Hertig/... maybes
Jenna G Perry/... america room!
David A Hertig/... no
Jenna G Perry/... YES
David A Hertig/... death room
David A Hertig/... brody's room
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
David A Hertig/... I'll get 10 cats, and they'll live in there
Jenna G Perry/... cat man!
David A Hertig/... I'll cover the floor with sand
David A Hertig/... I'll cover my condo with sand
David A Hertig/... SAND HOUSE LIFE'S A BEACH
Jenna G Perry/... DO
Jenna G Perry/... that's funny
Jenna G Perry/... oooorrr
Jenna G Perry/... 3rd bedroom = golf course
Jenna G Perry/... putting room
Jenna G Perry/... tee off out the window
Jenna G Perry/... FORE!!!
David A Hertig/... we'll figure something out. I was kind of thinking office-ish, but we both have laptizzle anyways, so.... by the way, free internet. WHOA! BONUS!
David A Hertig/... okay, lets go home time now