7/15 Convo with D

David A Hertig/... is it may?
David A Hertig/... fawn just gave notice
Jenna G Perry/... yikes
Jenna G Perry/... done wtih meating
David A Hertig/... hating life, doing a project for sharon.
David A Hertig/... T-21 rolls out the week after our readiness coach leaves the bank, haha. Well played, fawnzer
Jenna G Perry/... well played fawnzer indeed
Jenna G Perry/... where is she going?
David A Hertig/... wecu
Jenna G Perry/... ahh...
David A Hertig/... yup
Jenna G Perry/... teller?
Jenna G Perry/... or something else?
David A Hertig/... I'm im'ing with shar bear right now about it
Jenna G Perry/... nice
Jenna G Perry/... hi shar
Jenna G Perry/... tell her that
David A Hertig/... teller, then in 90 days, promo to training for manager
Jenna G Perry/... wow
Jenna G Perry/... nice
David A Hertig/... yeah, she's going to get $13/hr as a supervisor, though. I said "dude, I'm leaving. I give my job, you will make more than that."
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... that sucks
David A Hertig/... I get $13.02
Jenna G Perry/... what did she say?
Jenna G Perry/... no more key?
David A Hertig/... no more key, please.
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... i get $12
David A Hertig/... hengh
David A Hertig/... I get ONE DOLLAH!
David A Hertig/... I'm volunteer
David A Hertig/... haha, Mary just called fawn
Jenna G Perry/... to ask her back?
David A Hertig/... and sharon was like "OMG! We had plans for her. NO!"
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... well done key
David A Hertig/... both of them are going to work her.
Jenna G Perry/... lost another good one
Jenna G Perry/... they move soooo slowly when they "have plans" for someone
Jenna G Perry/... ps - are there any oregon biz banking jobs open?
Jenna G Perry/... i just met the dude that's in charge of bizzers down here
Jenna G Perry/... AWESOME
Jenna G Perry/... i would work for him in a flash
Jenna G Perry/... i'm gonna power through tests and training today
Jenna G Perry/... that's the plan
David A Hertig/... sharon wants me to call her
Jenna G Perry/... i'll call her
Jenna G Perry/... "hi - this is a doodle
Jenna G Perry/... "
David A Hertig/... wow, sharon said "maybe we can put fawn on a floater staff or something, bump her salary, then give her your job when you move."
David A Hertig/... they really wanna keep her
Jenna G Perry/... keep
David A Hertig/... it doesn't help that I have been trying to get her any kind of raise possible since I started here, only to get nothing, then when she leaves, we scramble to fix...
Jenna G Perry/... why didn't she talk to them about this more
Jenna G Perry/... oh
David A Hertig/... the solution is key
Jenna G Perry/... you answered my question
Jenna G Perry/... well done
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... they are turds
David A Hertig/... fawn loves me, and said that she knows I've been pulling for her, and trying, but we all know how the promotion/raise thing works up here.
David A Hertig/... you get it only if you quit
Jenna G Perry/... right...
Jenna G Perry/... that's dumb
Jenna G Perry/... OR you can get piddly ones all the time like i do
David A Hertig/... piddly... I got none, and won't get one unless I quit
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... it's like a should be grateful for an extra $2K a year
Jenna G Perry/... doesn't make a dent in my paycheck
Jenna G Perry/... thanks
David A Hertig/... 2k/year? that's good though
David A Hertig/... unless it bumps you to the next tax bracket
David A Hertig/... then you'll make less
Jenna G Perry/... poop farts
Jenna G Perry/... poop
Jenna G Perry/... poop
David A Hertig/... is that $1/hr raise? if so, good bird
Jenna G Perry/... farts
Jenna G Perry/... i dunno
David A Hertig/... FART
Jenna G Perry/... i haven't even looked in hr
Jenna G Perry/... I'VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY!
Jenna G Perry/... oh my god my head hurts
Jenna G Perry/... like sick sinus hurt
Jenna G Perry/... this sucks
David A Hertig/... here's tax brackets:
David A Hertig/... $7,826-$31,850
$782.50 plus 15% of the amount over $7,825

David A Hertig/... $31,851-$77,100
$4,386.25 plus 25% of the amount over $31,850

David A Hertig/... we're right around the split of taxation
Jenna G Perry/... TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!!!
David A Hertig/... TAXATION WITH INFLATION
Jenna G Perry/... more like it
David A Hertig/... there's a girl here that reminds me of tree
Jenna G Perry/... does she have leafs and branches
David A Hertig/... I might go kiss her
Jenna G Perry/... ask her to touch your pee pee
David A Hertig/... no, but she really reminds me of her
David A Hertig/... weird
Jenna G Perry/... ask if she's moving to portlandia
David A Hertig/... I got fluttery when she walked in
Jenna G Perry/... you're fluttery always
David A Hertig/... true, and ghey
David A Hertig/... is it proper for a girl to dress provocatively at the gym? There's a smokin hot girl that goes to the Y, and it makes me mad, cause she always wears really short tight shorts, and cleave shirts, and matching socks and stuff. She makes all the guys stare
Jenna G Perry/... not proper
David A Hertig/... then they forget to work out, and I can't use weights. And you're not supposed to hit on girls at the gym, so that's off the table. WEAR SOCCER SHORTS!
Jenna G Perry/... those beaches annoy me
David A Hertig/... me, too!
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, gym is for work outs
Jenna G Perry/... not fashion show
David A Hertig/... they're nice to look at, but I am there to work out, not flirt
David A Hertig/... yeah!
Jenna G Perry/... i mean - i'm sure YOU are there for fashion show
Jenna G Perry/... but not everyone is
David A Hertig/... I am. I walk around, and flex at people
Jenna G Perry/... and scare babies
David A Hertig/... do you have the sign in your branch that says "your interest peaked yet?"
David A Hertig/... with like 1/4 of a face on it?
Jenna G Perry/... they go "is that the governator?"
Jenna G Perry/... what does it look like?
Jenna G Perry/... 1/4 face?
Jenna G Perry/... i don't see it
Jenna G Perry/... we have mortgage sign
Jenna G Perry/... preg person sign
Jenna G Perry/... old lady savings
Jenna G Perry/... IRA sign
David A Hertig/... someone just said that the girl in the picture looks like someone.... all it is half of a mouth, and a jaw
David A Hertig/... hmmm....maybe our posters are out of date, haha
Jenna G Perry/... ok - there it is
Jenna G Perry/... Megan just canceled dinner
Jenna G Perry/... hahahaha
David A Hertig/... NICE
Jenna G Perry/... my god
David A Hertig/... Lee!!!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... i'm about to go by my lonesome
David A Hertig/... I'll go
Jenna G Perry/... ok
David A Hertig/... chris liked the kitty room idea, with the sand
Jenna G Perry/... one big litter box
Jenna G Perry/... amy suggested a bouncy room
Jenna G Perry/... like put in trampolines
Jenna G Perry/... and padded walls
David A Hertig/... a cockpit!
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... yuk
David A Hertig/... like an airplane, silly!
Jenna G Perry/... liar
David A Hertig/... riiiight. I'm perv
Jenna G Perry/... OR foam pit
Jenna G Perry/... witha diving board
Jenna G Perry/... or a skateboard ramp
Jenna G Perry/... cause we are both hardcore skaters
Jenna G Perry/... you = sk8trboi
Jenna G Perry/... i = sk8trgrl
David A Hertig/... my dad wants me to buy after august, cause housing market is usually a bit slower after august
Jenna G Perry/... smart
David A Hertig/... us=BAD ARSE
Jenna G Perry/... so he thinks prices will go down in august?
Jenna G Perry/... is that what "slower" means?
David A Hertig/... yeah, at lease it leaves wiggle room
David A Hertig/... at lease? huh?
Jenna G Perry/... lease
Jenna G Perry/... rent
David A Hertig/... mary is here, talking to fawn
Jenna G Perry/... oh man
Jenna G Perry/... hahaha
Jenna G Perry/... ZOOM
Jenna G Perry/... wait - you told them you're leaving right?
Jenna G Perry/... QUIT
David A Hertig/... like, I might be able to say "I buy, I want free 'warm package'"
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... get the free tv
Jenna G Perry/... one flatty pleath
David A Hertig/... I will, pho sho
Jenna G Perry/... wait - what if you put the $2500 down - are you still flexi on price
David A Hertig/... I'm not going to have teli in my room
Jenna G Perry/... or are you locked in then?
David A Hertig/... I think so, yeah. 2500 just makes it yours, then you work out options and stuff
Jenna G Perry/... coo
Jenna G Perry/... it makes me nervs how nice those are
Jenna G Perry/... that they are going to go quick
David A Hertig/... yeah, i feel ya, but I can't really do a LOT right now. I might put down on one next time I'm downt here, though
Jenna G Perry/... totally
Jenna G Perry/... i agree to that
Jenna G Perry/... wait - you down here in 2 weeks?
David A Hertig/... 3 are still being built, so they are avail for a bit. one won't be avail until nov
Jenna G Perry/... what was that about?
David A Hertig/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... camping?
Jenna G Perry/... or is that weekend after that?
David A Hertig/... oh crap! I work taht weekend.
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... well done dummy
David A Hertig/... maybe I can take it off?
Jenna G Perry/... i thought you couldn't do that..
Jenna G Perry/... you were hummers last chance
David A Hertig/... dude...
Jenna G Perry/... DUDE
David A Hertig/... yeah, and I'm also seeing that fawn was supposed to work like 3 sats in the next month or so
Jenna G Perry/... you're f'd
Jenna G Perry/... or ashley is...
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... there's a 3 bedroom, with gas fireplace, surround sound, plasma prep, granite counters, for $219,000
Jenna G Perry/... NICE
David A Hertig/... that's $733/month mortgage
Jenna G Perry/... not bad
Jenna G Perry/... not bad at all
Jenna G Perry/... buy it
Jenna G Perry/... no buyers remorse
Jenna G Perry/... 3rd bedroom = whore house
Jenna G Perry/... we make the money back
David A Hertig/... yeah, and I think that homeowner's is less than I thought. like, might be $50/month or less (which I pay myself, of course)
Jenna G Perry/... YOU PAY!
David A Hertig/... yeah, my place, my insurance.
David A Hertig/... you pay my car insurance
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... fair
Jenna G Perry/... you pay my cell phone bill
Jenna G Perry/... NO WAIT - BRAD DOES!
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... and HOA there was $190, which includes gym, intarweb, pool
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... i like the HOA
Jenna G Perry/... i think that's sweet
David A Hertig/... not too shabs. might be around $500/mo rent for us.
Jenna G Perry/... HOA - wash my car
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... do you think they do that?
David A Hertig/... no, but we can have car washes, and raise money for beer.
Jenna G Perry/... i'll wash in snowsuit
David A Hertig/... ooh, and did I tell you how many hot bettys were out when we were checking out the place
Jenna G Perry/... you wash in bikinis
David A Hertig/... I'll wash in mark's snow suit
Jenna G Perry/... hot bettys?
Jenna G Perry/... i don't know what that means
Jenna G Perry/... but it doesn't sound like good news for me
Jenna G Perry/... i want to find the condo of the boys recently out of college
David A Hertig/... pretty ladies. there were a bunch walking around, and laying poolside
Jenna G Perry/... i'll join them
David A Hertig/... there might have been boys too, but I didn't see
Jenna G Perry/... everyone will stare
Jenna G Perry/... you should look harder for boys
Jenna G Perry/... i know you like them...
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... i just set up an interview for 4:30
Jenna G Perry/... on thurs
Jenna G Perry/... she better be worth it...
David A Hertig/... is it fawn?
Jenna G Perry/... yup
Jenna G Perry/... well no their name is "baby deer jones"
Jenna G Perry/... so it can't be fawn
David A Hertig/... oh, nope, different person
Jenna G Perry/... that's what i thought
David A Hertig/... was streets of tanasbourne the place we went to new seasons? am I excited to move?
Jenna G Perry/... orenco is new seasons
Jenna G Perry/... you are not excited to move
David A Hertig/... ah...
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not excited to have you down here either
Jenna G Perry/... MAD
Jenna G Perry/... ANGER!!!
Jenna G Perry/... : )
David A Hertig/... cause I SUCK
Jenna G Perry/... totally
Jenna G Perry/... OOH!
Jenna G Perry/... let's open a poppes when you move here
Jenna G Perry/... in the 3rd bedroom
Jenna G Perry/... hire britta
David A Hertig/... want to?
Jenna G Perry/... move her down here
Jenna G Perry/... get some bar snacks
David A Hertig/... BAR SNACKS
Jenna G Perry/... maybe a ghey waiter too
Jenna G Perry/... Ryan
David A Hertig/... me
David A Hertig/... oh
Jenna G Perry/... oh you
Jenna G Perry/... WAIT
Jenna G Perry/... you know what we need to get before you leaf bham?
David A Hertig/... ?
Jenna G Perry/... A REAL POPPES WAITER SHIRT!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... like the blue ones
Jenna G Perry/... stitched with "poppes"
Jenna G Perry/... i think we deserve
Jenna G Perry/... i'll come up and steal it off leslie
David A Hertig/... let chris make moves, and do it
David A Hertig/... or flower
Jenna G Perry/... k
Jenna G Perry/... i'll make moves
Jenna G Perry/... on lesie
Jenna G Perry/... leslie
David A Hertig/... oh no
Jenna G Perry/... she'll be a lezzy for me
David A Hertig/... maybe
David A Hertig/... a custo just told jennie to move away
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... move - now
David A Hertig/... "how can anyone miss you when you WON'T LEAVE?"
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... she said something about him missing her
Jenna G Perry/... HAHA
Jenna G Perry/... that's good
Jenna G Perry/... nice
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... she's stuck there the rest of her life
Jenna G Perry/... sucker
David A Hertig/... indeed
David A Hertig/... LIFER
Jenna G Perry/... i would HATE to be stuck there
Jenna G Perry/... i move
Jenna G Perry/... you move
Jenna G Perry/... we all move
Jenna G Perry/... movers and shakers
Jenna G Perry/... "The president of a small African country brings his wife to the U.S. for treatment at a heart clinic and is accompanied by an entourage of family and bodyguards. One of the family members visits Key to cash several large denomination traveler’s checks as well as to open a checking account. This is an example of "
Jenna G Perry/... this is an example of America being great -bye
Jenna G Perry/... or the movie Made in America
Jenna G Perry/... except heart clinic it's to find a wife
David A Hertig/... HAHA! great movie
David A Hertig/... LET YOUR SOOOOOUL GLOOOOOW!
Jenna G Perry/... i like that movie too
Jenna G Perry/... ooh!
Jenna G Perry/... will we have a good or bad movie collection?
David A Hertig/... i listened to rap on the way to work this morning
David A Hertig/... bad, it's me. 20 copies of white castle and anchorman. wait, that's good
Jenna G Perry/... i listened to Phish
Jenna G Perry/... perfect
Jenna G Perry/... that's good!
Jenna G Perry/... i have every adam sandler movie
Jenna G Perry/... that's something...
David A Hertig/... that is something great
Jenna G Perry/... i just watched an old person back straight into a sidewalk
Jenna G Perry/... oop - did it again
Jenna G Perry/... he's also got a roll of toilet paper on his dashboard
Jenna G Perry/... this should be good
David A Hertig/... people are strange
Jenna G Perry/... OOH!
Jenna G Perry/... but he IS wearing an american flag shirt
Jenna G Perry/... so he's got to be cool
David A Hertig/... truth.
David A Hertig/... whoa, I just got the cravings for spaghetti
Jenna G Perry/... it says "Freedom is not free"
Jenna G Perry/... i had pasta for din
Jenna G Perry/... it was god
Jenna G Perry/... god?
Jenna G Perry/... no - goooood
David A Hertig/... I'm going to make a bunch of it tonight, and freeze it
David A Hertig/... pasta god!
Jenna G Perry/... pasta god
Jenna G Perry/... made of noodles
Jenna G Perry/... DOODLES
David A Hertig/... DO LOVE pasta. I tried a new kind of tofu last night
David A Hertig/... It was already flavored with Curry
David A Hertig/... i'm going to get more tonight. the package said "the micro brew of tofu"
Jenna G Perry/... ooho!
Jenna G Perry/... micro brew
Jenna G Perry/... hmm...
Jenna G Perry/... i just had a dude in here
Jenna G Perry/... wants to revoke his older brothers POA on their mom's accts
Jenna G Perry/... has all the right paper work
Jenna G Perry/... said "don't tell him..."
Jenna G Perry/... i have a feeling this isn't a good sitch i'm in the middle of
David A Hertig/... yeah, that=scurry
Jenna G Perry/... sheesh
Jenna G Perry/... problem after problem
Jenna G Perry/... i think i want tea...
David A Hertig/... get some. say "eric, teabag."
Jenna G Perry/... yuk
Jenna G Perry/... i have tea upstairs
Jenna G Perry/... i'll have some
David A Hertig/... oh
Jenna G Perry/... i think i might eat lunch soon
Jenna G Perry/... i brought soup - even though it's 80+ outside
Jenna G Perry/... ok - lunch
Jenna G Perry/... bye
David A Hertig/... hum just asked me to work the weekend of petty
David A Hertig/... apparently, Mary offered to get fawn $14/hr...
Jenna G Perry/... no way!
Jenna G Perry/... hum is dumb
Jenna G Perry/... mary is a beach
David A Hertig/... yeah, I went. um, if that happens, I'm going to be asking for a raise.
Jenna G Perry/... they didn't offer me $14/hr to stay in washington...
Jenna G Perry/... is fawn gonna think it over?
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... or just straight say no?
David A Hertig/... they offered me $14/hr to take the ops position, and I said no to that. they want to pay fawn that for being a teller, when that's what they wanted to pay me? hi, you just made someone else mad. good work
David A Hertig/... there's an assman position in salem
David A Hertig/... 50 min drive...
Jenna G Perry/... do eet
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... show them
David A Hertig/... it's about $25/day in gas
Jenna G Perry/... spendy
David A Hertig/... yeah, wouldn't make it very worth my while. I'd be taking home like $10/hr after paying gas, and income tax. screw no
Jenna G Perry/... screw no
Jenna G Perry/... but screw bham key
Jenna G Perry/... wow - $14/hr for teller
Jenna G Perry/... that's more than the turk makes i think
Jenna G Perry/... actually, i'm pretty sure its more
David A Hertig/... it is
Jenna G Perry/... i would be angered if i was a turkey and NEW that
Jenna G Perry/... BUT if they give fawn your job - odds are she wouldn't get a pay change
Jenna G Perry/... like they wouldn't give her ANOTHER raise on top of the $14/hr
Jenna G Perry/... or wait - is $14 the minimum of our pay scale?
Jenna G Perry/... or is it more than that?
David A Hertig/... yeah
David A Hertig/... it's min I think
Jenna G Perry/... ok...
Jenna G Perry/... hmm
Jenna G Perry/... i bet they leave her at that then
David A Hertig/... prolly
David A Hertig/... am I going to find a job down there?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... something will show up
Jenna G Perry/... hey - if you want drew renberg is one of our main HR recruiters here
Jenna G Perry/... i can have him give you a heads up if something opens
Jenna G Perry/... wait - maybe jennifer too...
Jenna G Perry/... what are the names you've been seeing - recruiter wise?
Jenna G Perry/... i work wtih drew a lot (or have been)
Jenna G Perry/... he's cool
Jenna G Perry/... : )
Jenna G Perry/... eric just sent me funnymail
Jenna G Perry/... he makes me have smiles
Jenna G Perry/... GOLL!!!! i'm such a chick
David A Hertig/... I'm getting stressed about finding a job now
Jenna G Perry/... ok - look at them again
Jenna G Perry/... who are the recruiters
Jenna G Perry/... ?
David A Hertig/... Elzey,Janet E
David A Hertig/... Myers,Kari L
Jenna G Perry/... don't recognize either
Jenna G Perry/... crap
David A Hertig/... Heafey,Jennifer Irene
Jenna G Perry/... oh that's jennifer
Jenna G Perry/... her desk is next door to erics
Jenna G Perry/... like at tanas
Jenna G Perry/... apostrophe
Jenna G Perry/... ellipses
Jenna G Perry/... skittleeebop
Jenna G Perry/... ~
Jenna G Perry/... maybe drew just does teller hiring...
David A Hertig/... yeth, cause I want job. I need to call mollie, but I'm too crazy right now
Jenna G Perry/... oh don't call her while you're crazy
Jenna G Perry/... i need to shoot her an email soon and set something up
Jenna G Perry/... for us to chat
Jenna G Perry/... i wanted to do it this week, but I think i'm too crazy from being back from vacation
Jenna G Perry/... and next weekend lori is gone
Jenna G Perry/... so that's kind of shot
Jenna G Perry/... or maybe not...who knows...
Jenna G Perry/... might be better without her here
Jenna G Perry/... AB just asked me what my "relationship" with the bank is
Jenna G Perry/... I'm dating it - seriously
Jenna G Perry/... thanks
David A Hertig/... ahhhhh..... I'm stress face all of a sudden.
Jenna G Perry/... don't be
Jenna G Perry/... deep breath
Jenna G Perry/... i did that last night - be'd a stress face
David A Hertig/... but what if september comes and goes, and there's nothing for me down there
Jenna G Perry/... you'll find something
David A Hertig/... what if I dont', though
Jenna G Perry/... ok...uh...that was what sharon and mary kept asking me
Jenna G Perry/... i just kept saying "i'll find something"
Jenna G Perry/... then i did
Jenna G Perry/... so "you'll find something"
Jenna G Perry/... you'll be an assman in salem
Jenna G Perry/... you'll be a teller
David A Hertig/... I dunno. I have seen how key hiring works
Jenna G Perry/... you'll do something
Jenna G Perry/... SOMETHING will show up soon
Jenna G Perry/... even if it's not ideal
Jenna G Perry/... and you'll work through it
Jenna G Perry/... and then the right thing will come along
Jenna G Perry/... if i get one more FDIC question my head might explode
David A Hertig/... FDIC is folding
Jenna G Perry/... it's gonna have to
David A Hertig/... I'm looking at all banks in Beaverton
Jenna G Perry/... good moevs
Jenna G Perry/... moves
Jenna G Perry/... my god
Jenna G Perry/... i'm really tired of being short staffed
Jenna G Perry/... i'm on the phone doing something
Jenna G Perry/... a customer at my desk
Jenna G Perry/... and my teller yelling questions at me
David A Hertig/... teller, shut up. now is not good
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... she was yelling cause the ATM went offline
Jenna G Perry/... "not important right now"
David A Hertig/... I feel like going home for the day. this is serious crap
Jenna G Perry/... why?
Jenna G Perry/... stress?
David A Hertig/... hire me as a teller at 14/hr until I can find a better position
Jenna G Perry/... right...
Jenna G Perry/... do that here!
Jenna G Perry/... get on as a full time teller - don't lower pay
Jenna G Perry/... get overtime and work some saturdays
Jenna G Perry/... until something opens
Jenna G Perry/... ooh!
Jenna G Perry/... that's an awesome idea
David A Hertig/... haha, should I try?
Jenna G Perry/... they are ALWAYS looking for more peeps in our float pool
Jenna G Perry/... you should
David A Hertig/... I don't think they'd bite
Jenna G Perry/... theymight...
Jenna G Perry/... one word
David A Hertig/... maybe I should call Mollie
Jenna G Perry/... call her
Jenna G Perry/... say "i'm nervs about this..."
Jenna G Perry/... she will calm you
David A Hertig/... kay
Jenna G Perry/... and tell it like it is
David A Hertig/... what is last name
Jenna G Perry/... and say "hopefully something opens up"
Jenna G Perry/... sollman
David A Hertig/... I look up
Jenna G Perry/... want her cell?
Jenna G Perry/... she is NEVER in her office
Jenna G Perry/... i think that's the number listed in phonebook
David A Hertig/... nah, I'll leave office, and she can call back. i want to chat with her, so I want it to be when she has free time
Jenna G Perry/... say "it's a doodle - give me a bird's job"
David A Hertig/... tree time
Jenna G Perry/... she won't answer her cell
Jenna G Perry/... you'll leaf message
Jenna G Perry/... or she'll call you back when she has more time if she does answer
Jenna G Perry/... i'm telling you - don't call office
Jenna G Perry/... she doesn't check messages
Jenna G Perry/... 541-300-xxxx
Jenna G Perry/... call that
Jenna G Perry/... it's her "office"
David A Hertig/... got it
Jenna G Perry/... i think i called her ONCE in her office and got a call back
Jenna G Perry/... here's part of eric's email earlier "I can't do two things at one time....we'll ketchup soon, then mustard, and finally relish in everything. "
Jenna G Perry/... i think mustard means sexy time
David A Hertig/... i'm an idiot
Jenna G Perry/... why?
David A Hertig/... left a dumb message
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... what did it say?
Jenna G Perry/... give me line by line
David A Hertig/... I left message, then said bye, then realized I never gave a number, then said "oh, you probably need a number."
Jenna G Perry/... did you laugh?
David A Hertig/... then gave, then laughed.
Jenna G Perry/... she likes laugh
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... good
Jenna G Perry/... it's ok, I told her a few weeks ago i was drunk at work
Jenna G Perry/... she seemed to think it was funny
David A Hertig/... oh yeah
Jenna G Perry/... she's cool, no worries
Jenna G Perry/... did you give her branch number or cell phone?
David A Hertig/... ooh, another "people walking in 15 feet apart" line is coming down the sidewalk and stairs.
David A Hertig/... branch #
Jenna G Perry/... nice
Jenna G Perry/... i like that
Jenna G Perry/... AB dude of mine SUCKS
David A Hertig/... I just explained sub prime to ashley
David A Hertig/... people keep saying that our bank is folding.
Jenna G Perry/... did you draw a ferry line
Jenna G Perry/... or a dog pooping
Jenna G Perry/... ?
David A Hertig/... NO! We're smart, they are not
Jenna G Perry/... right.
Jenna G Perry/... i had to go over that with peeps yesterday
David A Hertig/... they are bringing us down, we'll be fine
Jenna G Perry/... we got OUT of that - early
David A Hertig/... yup.
Jenna G Perry/... we're not fools
Jenna G Perry/... not our henry!
David A Hertig/... the only neg effects for us are just the market going down. no big whoop. buy stocks!
Jenna G Perry/... henrybank
David A Hertig/... henry=smark feller=cool dude
Jenna G Perry/... good thing hallsar and i didn't start our bank
Jenna G Perry/... smark
David A Hertig/... I actually think our CEO is cool
David A Hertig/... smark cline
Jenna G Perry/... if we had a bank we would be subpriming it
Jenna G Perry/... whoops
David A Hertig/... smarkline
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... oh - just go draw a smarkline on the whiteboard..
David A Hertig/... "here, doodle, buy condo at 4%, the we raise to 30%"
Jenna G Perry/... it'll look like deese ------>------}
David A Hertig/... ~~@~~
Jenna G Perry/... rainbow skittles!
Jenna G Perry/... i'm STILL on the phone with AB
Jenna G Perry/... this sucks
Jenna G Perry/... "hold" wait wait "i'm back - i don't get it hold" wait wait "back - look here lady - hold"
Jenna G Perry/... wait wait
Jenna G Perry/... ooh!
Jenna G Perry/... wilson phillips hold music!
Jenna G Perry/... i accept!
David A Hertig/... wait wait.
Jenna G Perry/... oh no - he's back
Jenna G Perry/... jabbering about someone doing it for him
Jenna G Perry/... i said FIXXXX
David A Hertig/... should I just leaf key, and take my pension with me?
Jenna G Perry/... triple x rated
David A Hertig/... I wonder if fawn gets a pension
Jenna G Perry/... i get PRISON
David A Hertig/... oop, no pension, I took my shoes off
Jenna G Perry/... that's why i can't get apartment
David A Hertig/... when I was home, I read the paper, and saw that a guy I NEW in hike school just got a year in jail for DUI
David A Hertig/... prolly his 5th or something
David A Hertig/... I would like 0, please
David A Hertig/... ps I want my dad's A6
David A Hertig/... I told him that. he said no
Jenna G Perry/... tell him i'll do a trade
Jenna G Perry/... you will NOT believe what i'm dealing with right now
Jenna G Perry/... ps - i'm on hold AGAIN
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... AB is telling me that to avoid KP fee dude has to have $25K in KP acct
Jenna G Perry/... can't use balances for other accts
Jenna G Perry/... i said "no - you're wrong"
Jenna G Perry/... so he put me on hold again - showed me
David A Hertig/... we have people getting that fee, too. relationship pricing is RETARDED
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... this guy has $200K with key and they are saying he can't avoid the fee unless he has $25K in KP
Jenna G Perry/... i said "NO!"
David A Hertig/... that's where 90% of our fee reversals come from, cause we have SO many people thave large cds. They will move them into a different account, then relationship pricing drops off, they get a fee, and scream
Jenna G Perry/... this isn't even CD's
David A Hertig/... does key match to 6%?
Jenna G Perry/... it's 3 checking accts
Jenna G Perry/... 6% yeth
Jenna G Perry/... this guy has to keep going back to his supervisor
Jenna G Perry/... cause i'm giving him hell
David A Hertig/... I'm changing 401k. key is int he dumber. I'm going to buy
Jenna G Perry/... you buy - stock will drop even more
Jenna G Perry/... then i'll buy
Jenna G Perry/... perfect
Jenna G Perry/... thanks
David A Hertig/... you got it
David A Hertig/... I won't be getting that much, anyways. small numbers
David A Hertig/... pay off my car
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... now dude is back and apologizing to me
Jenna G Perry/... hahaha
Jenna G Perry/... i'm getting a ref #
David A Hertig/... yeah, you need one
Jenna G Perry/... oh i got one
Jenna G Perry/... let me tell you!
Jenna G Perry/... i was doing compliance tests while on the phone wtih him
Jenna G Perry/... got 2 done
David A Hertig/... nice
David A Hertig/... don ot want to be here
Jenna G Perry/... agreed
Jenna G Perry/... my throat is REALLY bugging me
Jenna G Perry/... i want cait's mom to give me brandy shots
David A Hertig/... my stress is really bugging me
David A Hertig/... baby deer is really bugging me
David A Hertig/... don't leave
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... i wouldn't pass it up if i was in her shoes
Jenna G Perry/... she's dumb if she does
David A Hertig/... I guess wecu has good bonuses, though
David A Hertig/... and she's get like $13/hr there
Jenna G Perry/... that's less than $14/hr
David A Hertig/... yeah, but the bonuses>ours
Jenna G Perry/... oh
Jenna G Perry/... but are they hard to get?
David A Hertig/... $1200/qtr
David A Hertig/... no
Jenna G Perry/... bonuses can't be relied on always
Jenna G Perry/... those change
David A Hertig/... theyr'e service oriented... I was like "what?!"
David A Hertig/... yeah, that's truth
Jenna G Perry/... tell her you heard WECU was on the FDIC's short list
Jenna G Perry/... to be closed
David A Hertig/... they aren't fdic insured, silly face
Jenna G Perry/... bad lending practices (to you - to me)
Jenna G Perry/... oh - whoops
David A Hertig/... they lent me money for a crappy car!
Jenna G Perry/... me too!
David A Hertig/... bad practice
Jenna G Perry/... a holes
David A Hertig/... A_HOLE
Jenna G Perry/... underscore!
David A Hertig/... zz
David A Hertig/... OVERSCORE~
David A Hertig/... squiggle score?
Jenna G Perry/... i'm pulling all my money out of WECU
Jenna G Perry/... the $5 they make me put in the savings - NOT INSURED!
David A Hertig/... I'm bringing them $150
Jenna G Perry/... GIVE BACK!
David A Hertig/... thanks for the car, wecu. here's some cash
Jenna G Perry/... wait - is it driving still?
Jenna G Perry/... what's going on wtih it?
David A Hertig/... yeah, it's doing well right now, actually.
Jenna G Perry/... that'll chance
Jenna G Perry/... change
Jenna G Perry/... don't worry
David A Hertig/... I put amp/subs in it, so it bumps, and runs better, ha
David A Hertig/... I need to fix the ABD module, costs $125
Jenna G Perry/... is an 18 year old too young for me?
David A Hertig/... no
Jenna G Perry/... sweet
Jenna G Perry/... thanks
David A Hertig/... is a 16 year old to old for me?
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... more mature than you
David A Hertig/... thought so
David A Hertig/... truth in savings act!
Jenna G Perry/... act
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
David A Hertig/... doobie bros are on
Jenna G Perry/... sing along
David A Hertig/... crap. I have CC debt
Jenna G Perry/... cc debt?
Jenna G Perry/... oh credy card
David A Hertig/... cred card of yuk
David A Hertig/... I just looked.
Jenna G Perry/... yak
Jenna G Perry/... yakima
David A Hertig/... paying, please
Jenna G Perry/... paying pleath
Jenna G Perry/... pay me pleath
David A Hertig/... I need to pay more on it.
David A Hertig/... jennie is lumpy
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... poke her
David A Hertig/... non
David A Hertig/... she'd make biscuits
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... muffins maybe?
David A Hertig/... hey, you looked skinny in those pics you sent. I was like "WHA?!" you're skinnier than a doodle
David A Hertig/... :O
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... well - it's the lack of eating
Jenna G Perry/... i get full off beer
David A Hertig/... that's what I do, too
Jenna G Perry/... i told you - liquid diet
David A Hertig/... beer>food
Jenna G Perry/... perfect roomies
Jenna G Perry/... fridge full of beer - not food
David A Hertig/... protein shakes, beer, water, tofu
Jenna G Perry/... yup
David A Hertig/... drink tofu!
Jenna G Perry/... samzies
David A Hertig/... jennie is outside. I kind of want to lock her out of the branch
Jenna G Perry/... do it
Jenna G Perry/... OR just throw things at her
David A Hertig/... there's someone in here right now, then I will, and stand by the door
David A Hertig/... her desk is unlocked. barb
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... I just logged her off of her workstation
David A Hertig/... haha, sucko. she's back at her desk now
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... good moves
David A Hertig/... that's how I get down.
David A Hertig/... M2 style
David A Hertig/... drawer unlocked, lets dual control steal from you, and let you be off.
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, that was always a good trick
Jenna G Perry/... i remember getting REAL sweaty sometimes from her
Jenna G Perry/... she taught me - my drawers are NEVER locked now
David A Hertig/... jennie is on the phone with cheese plate. flipping her hair,a nd blushing
David A Hertig/... yeah, mine aren't, either
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... i wanna go home
Jenna G Perry/... i feel like it's 3
Jenna G Perry/... eating lunch at 11 f'ed it up
David A Hertig/... yeah, I'm holding off until I go to lunch.
David A Hertig/... Gyorgy Kolonics of Hungary, an Olympic gold medalist in canoeing at the 1996 and 2000 Olympics, died on Tuesday after collapsing while training for the Beijing Games..
David A Hertig/... oh no.
David A Hertig/... sudden heart failure
Jenna G Perry/... canoeing is olympic?
Jenna G Perry/... can i do that?
David A Hertig/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... sweet
Jenna G Perry/... think i should be olympic person?
David A Hertig/... whoa, I might have a good story for you to read.
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... i like stories
David A Hertig/... http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/16/world/16khadr.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
Jenna G Perry/... ooh
Jenna G Perry/... i saw this this morning
David A Hertig/... ah
David A Hertig/... crazy. we're kind of bad people sometimes
Jenna G Perry/... totally
Jenna G Perry/... i'm a bad person most of the time
David A Hertig/... hengh, non US, just U.S.
Jenna G Perry/... non - rhymes with fawn
Jenna G Perry/... hahah - i just failed a test too many times
Jenna G Perry/... i need to be reset in it
Jenna G Perry/... whoopsy
David A Hertig/... uh oh, it's about to be trouble time. barb.... this is going to be good. got a yeller
Jenna G Perry/... yell away!
David A Hertig/... god, richelle messed up ira accounts, promised things we can't do, then went on vaca. he's pissed, yelling, I'm on speaker phone, he's retarded, and I don't know IRS rules that well...
Jenna G Perry/... i dont either
Jenna G Perry/... i don't know them at all
Jenna G Perry/... i know this "uh...lori?"
David A Hertig/... it's all distribution, interest payments, 70 1/2, etc. I say "talk to row, she's the one who will know" he says "NO! YOU NEED TO TELL ME!"
Jenna G Perry/... i just had someone asking me to show him EXACTLY what the new check images would look like
Jenna G Perry/... "i don't know, they don't give us examples..."
Jenna G Perry/... "but i need to know"
Jenna G Perry/... "you'll fnid out soon enough"
Jenna G Perry/... "no - i want to know NOW"
Jenna G Perry/... uh...ok
David A Hertig/... david, die...
David A Hertig/... ugh
Jenna G Perry/... no
Jenna G Perry/... i tried giving a custo my cell phone number earlier
Jenna G Perry/... i was leafing a message and was like "206-948...wait no!"
Jenna G Perry/... whoops
David A Hertig/... wow...yeah, I'm just going straight to lunch. story when I get back.
Jenna G Perry/... GO TO LUNCH AND DRINK BEER TO GET SKINNY
David A Hertig/... yeah, I just got called ignorant by an lady, they used LOTS of bad words, yelled at me, called me stupid, thought they had hung up on me, then sat there, talking on speaker phone...
David A Hertig/...
Jenna G Perry/... hmm...
Jenna G Perry/... interesting
Jenna G Perry/... you still at lunch?
Jenna G Perry/... why?
Jenna G Perry/... WHY?
David A Hertig/... wow, phone abusers are now in the branch, right when I get back from lunch
Jenna G Perry/... really?
Jenna G Perry/... like for reals or just different peeps doing the same thing...
David A Hertig/... the people that were terrible over the phone. they came in. fawn is helping them
David A Hertig/... I told her that I will absolutely not talk to them anymore, under any circumstances.
David A Hertig/... it's against IRS guidelines to let people over 70 1/2 withdraw interest is limited to $5500. He already takes out $5400, and he wants another $5500. that's what the problem is. He wants me to do something that goes against IRS guidelines...
Jenna G Perry/... good call
David A Hertig/... hengh. Mhud just called.
David A Hertig/... I got a raise
David A Hertig/... hoot
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... raise week
Jenna G Perry/... nice
Jenna G Perry/... you will now make...$12 an hour!
Jenna G Perry/... ZING
Jenna G Perry/... well played my friend
Jenna G Perry/... one day i hope to make that too!
Jenna G Perry/... smart of them to raise you while you're looking
Jenna G Perry/... now next person has to keep or raise you again
Jenna G Perry/... hey - in reference to jobs - just the newest ones are in HR
Jenna G Perry/... the older ones are on key.com
Jenna G Perry/... but you can't get there from a work comp
Jenna G Perry/... so when you go home check it out
Jenna G Perry/... cause there will be more postings
David A Hertig/... opoh, will do]
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, hallsar told me taht before
Jenna G Perry/... if you try and go to that from work it takes you to HR online
Jenna G Perry/... tricky bank...
David A Hertig/... what the? opoh]?
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not sure what that was
Jenna G Perry/... i ignored it
David A Hertig/... key trick!
Jenna G Perry/... my head REALLY hurts
David A Hertig/... I wanna figure out how much my raise was for...
Jenna G Perry/... like percentage?
Jenna G Perry/... i guess 2%
David A Hertig/... pho
Jenna G Perry/... i think that's what the normal raises are
David A Hertig/... she said 2 was norm, and that she likes me
David A Hertig/... 4%
Jenna G Perry/... or like $0.25/hr
Jenna G Perry/... 4%!
David A Hertig/... sweet!
Jenna G Perry/... nice
Jenna G Perry/... what was mine for?
Jenna G Perry/... like how many percent?
Jenna G Perry/... wait - i don't know what i was making before...
Jenna G Perry/... crap
David A Hertig/... oh, pssssssh.
Jenna G Perry/... i guess i could look at a paycheck
David A Hertig/... that's like a buck... whatevs, I'll accept!
David A Hertig/... that's 1/2 of Oregon income tax ta tink!
Jenna G Perry/... ah crap
Jenna G Perry/... mine was only 3%
David A Hertig/... now, I just try to get hired with another 4% raise, and I'll break even
Jenna G Perry/... you're cooler
Jenna G Perry/... : (
David A Hertig/... non cool, just paid less
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... they can afford to give 4% on $10/hr
Jenna G Perry/... fair
Jenna G Perry/... $0.40
David A Hertig/... 3% on 60k is a LOT
Jenna G Perry/... i know...i need to remember that.
Jenna G Perry/... sheesh
Jenna G Perry/... i'm a baller
David A Hertig/... shock....caller?
Jenna G Perry/... shock collar
Jenna G Perry/... ZAP
David A Hertig/... collar, right. ha ha caller. I should have shocked the collers
David A Hertig/... callers?
Jenna G Perry/... callers
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... that one
David A Hertig/... ooh, fawn did the work for them, retirement said it was okay to put through, but that he had to sign that HE will monitor his own interest withdrawal amounts, and that if he gets penalized by the IRS, he's responsible. What do you think is going to happen? HAHA
Jenna G Perry/... DOODLE FAULT
David A Hertig/... funny thing, they said NO WAY to me when I asked
Jenna G Perry/... different person different answer
Jenna G Perry/... always is
David A Hertig/... dad says no. "mom! can I go to the movies?"
Jenna G Perry/... exactly
Jenna G Perry/... i used that all the time
Jenna G Perry/... tripped them up
Jenna G Perry/... i would ask RIGHT away too, before they could talk to each other
David A Hertig/... that's how to do it
David A Hertig/... C-ya l8r
David A Hertig/... I'm going to the movies
Jenna G Perry/... where ya going?
Jenna G Perry/... oh
Jenna G Perry/... neat
Jenna G Perry/... which one?
Jenna G Perry/... i've got free tickets
David A Hertig/... MOVIE
Jenna G Perry/... i'll come
David A Hertig/... for JA?
Jenna G Perry/... movie the movie
David A Hertig/... I should make a movie called that. FUNNY.
David A Hertig/... MOVIE: THE MOVIE
David A Hertig/... it'll be about volvos and banks
Jenna G Perry/... no you wont'
Jenna G Perry/... you'll make a movie about video games and sunflower seeds
Jenna G Perry/... and yoinking off to bunny rabbit magazines
David A Hertig/... no yoinking to bunnies. hugging bunnies, and letting them hop around
Jenna G Perry/... did i tell you we had a chat with cait's mom about "gerbeling?"
Jenna G Perry/... then we made her google it with us and looked at some NASTY things
David A Hertig/... I suck. know why?
Jenna G Perry/... like cait's MOM brought it up
Jenna G Perry/... why?
Jenna G Perry/... you've gerbeled?
David A Hertig/... is gerbeling when it goes in your bum bum?
David A Hertig/... lemiwinks
Jenna G Perry/... yup
Jenna G Perry/... wait - why do you suck?
David A Hertig/... cause you know I put amp/.subs in my car?
Jenna G Perry/... it got stolen
David A Hertig/... I figured the amp would be plenty for me, but it's not loud enough :(
Jenna G Perry/... oh - you DO suck
Jenna G Perry/... all the way
David A Hertig/... totally dude
Jenna G Perry/... i can't believe you would do that
David A Hertig/... need bigger amp now, pleathe
Jenna G Perry/... oh - i'm so getting snake eyes right now from someone
David A Hertig/... nice
David A Hertig/... snakes on a plane!
Jenna G Perry/... i just pretended to pick up the phone
Jenna G Perry/... danya is taking FOREVER with a custo
Jenna G Perry/... pissing me off
Jenna G Perry/... HURRY
Jenna G Perry/... sheesh
David A Hertig/... get rid!
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... i'm just straight up ignoring lines
Jenna G Perry/... oops
Jenna G Perry/... almost got a real person on the phone
Jenna G Perry/... had to hang up
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... are you just dialing HR, then hanging up at the end of the menu, or what?
Jenna G Perry/... AB
Jenna G Perry/... but close
Jenna G Perry/... sometimes i go through some options
Jenna G Perry/... it's my go to when i don't wanna help out
Jenna G Perry/... pretend i'm on the phone
Jenna G Perry/... i'm a jerk
Jenna G Perry/... hey - help me wtih a problem
Jenna G Perry/... work related
Jenna G Perry/... ok - so lori is gone all next week
David A Hertig/... quit
Jenna G Perry/... the girls are planning on coming down Friday morning so they are here about nooner and we can hit the coast before peeps get off work (cause where we wanna go is first come first serve)
Jenna G Perry/... how do i get out of work by noonish to go?
Jenna G Perry/... i WAS planning on going with Eric after work friday
Jenna G Perry/... but he has to work Saturday and isn't coming until after that
Jenna G Perry/... i want to go friday
David A Hertig/... hmmmm... I dunno. who does that leave? just danya?
Jenna G Perry/... danya and a reserve
David A Hertig/... I think you're stuck, unless hummer fills in
Jenna G Perry/... the reserve will be a worthless teller
Jenna G Perry/... OH
Jenna G Perry/... get hummer
Jenna G Perry/... some guy at my desk just had a lazy eye
Jenna G Perry/... i didn't know where to look
David A Hertig/... I have one of those. wait, two. wait, I'm just lazy.
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... some old lady just called
David A Hertig/... barb. gotta clothes a cd
David A Hertig/... tell story
Jenna G Perry/... asked me if the bank closes if she could get to her safe deposit box
Jenna G Perry/... i said yes
Jenna G Perry/... she didn't believe me
Jenna G Perry/... she said "but your doors are locked!!! how do i get in?"
Jenna G Perry/... "no maam - we'd be required to give you what is yours, don't worry"
Jenna G Perry/... unless it's over $100K
Jenna G Perry/... then you're f'ed
David A Hertig/... you're silly.
Jenna G Perry/... welp
Jenna G Perry/... it's the troof
David A Hertig/... haha.
Jenna G Perry/... i have to poo
David A Hertig/... so, at 7:00p.m. you had better let her in.
Jenna G Perry/... stop - you didn't help with my problem
David A Hertig/... I did, too!
David A Hertig/... hummer
Jenna G Perry/... do you think i can convince someone to work half a day for me
Jenna G Perry/... ?
Jenna G Perry/... from another branch?
Jenna G Perry/... am i that tricky?
David A Hertig/... give it a shot.
Jenna G Perry/... or do i "get sick" at nooner?
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... might work. you might owe someone...
Jenna G Perry/... i know...
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not staffed to owe someone
Jenna G Perry/... that's my issue.
David A Hertig/... I'd start working on it now, rather than late
Jenna G Perry/... i REALLY want to ask lori to come in for half a day
Jenna G Perry/... but i have a feeling she wouldn't
David A Hertig/... super hottie 45 year old in the branch that looks 25, and is a runner
Jenna G Perry/... and if i ask and fail, i don't get to be sick
David A Hertig/... yes you do
David A Hertig/... can I get tattoo soon
Jenna G Perry/... yes
Jenna G Perry/... if you cover for me friday
Jenna G Perry/... wow - lori just told me that the majority of her money WAS in the stock market
Jenna G Perry/... like it's not there anymore cause it's all gone
Jenna G Perry/... she goes "you would think i would know better, i have my security license and all..."
David A Hertig/... uh oh
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... whoops to her
Jenna G Perry/... idiot
David A Hertig/... it'll come back. peeps need to stop freakin like beacon
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... stop
Jenna G Perry/... STOP
Jenna G Perry/... i'm hungry again
Jenna G Perry/... poop farts
Jenna G Perry/... i have to go downtown after work too
Jenna G Perry/... sheez
Jenna G Perry/... gotta finally pick up hallsar's bday pressie
Jenna G Perry/... since i'll be seeing them toms
David A Hertig/... I'm going to try to email tat ideas
Jenna G Perry/... k
Jenna G Perry/... i'll look at them
Jenna G Perry/... and laugh at the doodles
Jenna G Perry/... mmmkkk?
David A Hertig/... zoom
Jenna G Perry/... it kind of reminds me of suzan's fairy box...
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... with the green stone
Jenna G Perry/... and the arrows
Jenna G Perry/... get the dude/horse thing
Jenna G Perry/... way more BEEF
David A Hertig/... the whole thing?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... OR
Jenna G Perry/... just get a picutre of the bacon and eggs on your cell phone
Jenna G Perry/... say your sign is breakfast
David A Hertig/... ha
David A Hertig/... INCOMING
Jenna G Perry/... yeah - like that
Jenna G Perry/... very manly...
Jenna G Perry/... i halfta go poo
Jenna G Perry/... be jealous
David A Hertig/... jelly
David A Hertig/... yeah, i'm getting sagittarius tat
David A Hertig/... maybe I'll go this weekend
David A Hertig/... yeth?
Jenna G Perry/... sure
Jenna G Perry/... buy me one too
Jenna G Perry/... of an american flag
Jenna G Perry/... i really need to do that...
David A Hertig/... i scan you what I might get?
Jenna G Perry/... ko
Jenna G Perry/... knock out
David A Hertig/... I'm actually thinking I might do this over the weekend.
Jenna G Perry/... where?
Jenna G Perry/... on your body?
Jenna G Perry/... and tattoo shop?
David A Hertig/... I'm non sure.
Jenna G Perry/... to both?
Jenna G Perry/... cause you should really figure that out
David A Hertig/... oh, camden chameleon for tat
Jenna G Perry/... hokay
Jenna G Perry/... good choice
David A Hertig/... or, I can wait, and have my friend do it in Longview in a week
David A Hertig/... maybe I do that...
Jenna G Perry/... you're not coming down in a week
Jenna G Perry/... you're working
Jenna G Perry/... remember?
David A Hertig/... crap!
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... no, I obviously don't
Jenna G Perry/... green
Jenna G Perry/... goes to the head
David A Hertig/... I could drive down sat after work...
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... that's a sucky weekend
David A Hertig/... it would be worth it for tat
Jenna G Perry/... hug a tree - get a tat
David A Hertig/... mmm...tree.
Jenna G Perry/... gross!
Jenna G Perry/... : )
Jenna G Perry/... kidding
David A Hertig/... non gross, kid
David A Hertig/... I forget her by now
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... haven't seen in like a month
David A Hertig/... over
Jenna G Perry/... there's lotsa ladies down here my friend
Jenna G Perry/... don't tie yourself to one tree
David A Hertig/... no way, jorge
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... i = cheeser
David A Hertig/... whore-hey
David A Hertig/... I like ladies. I'm going to find one int he condo place
David A Hertig/... one of the sun bathers
Jenna G Perry/... ok
David A Hertig/... what if my rent check hasn't gone through yet?
Jenna G Perry/... i find man friend
Jenna G Perry/... has it?
David A Hertig/... no
Jenna G Perry/... it's the 15th
Jenna G Perry/... should have
David A Hertig/... I KNOW
Jenna G Perry/... no
David A Hertig/... weird.
David A Hertig/... jeff IS working a lot, but that's weirdofeardo
David A Hertig/... you get scan? is that dumb, or non dumb?
Jenna G Perry/... haven't seen yet
Jenna G Perry/... but it's prolly dumb
David A Hertig/... yeah. it's dude with arrow
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... wait - serious?
Jenna G Perry/... don't get a dude on you
Jenna G Perry/... that's weird i think
David A Hertig/... I love the dudes
Jenna G Perry/... especially a muscle man dude
David A Hertig/... I AM a muscle man dude.
David A Hertig/... I actually like the one that was just the symbol
Jenna G Perry/... i figured as much
Jenna G Perry/... that's better
Jenna G Perry/... keep sending me funny things and I'll like the symbol one more and more
David A Hertig/... haha...
David A Hertig/... meh, I'll wait on tattoo. I should get my ideas to Corey, and have him start designing
David A Hertig/... email!
Jenna G Perry/... HOLD
David A Hertig/... hahahaha
Jenna G Perry/... DO
Jenna G Perry/... hahahahaha
Jenna G Perry/... i heart henry
Jenna G Perry/... i want him to be my dad
Jenna G Perry/... i HATE how sucky new kid is at answering the phone
Jenna G Perry/... she looks at me after 5 rings, like "why am I not answering it?"
Jenna G Perry/... CAUSE YOU SHOULD!
Jenna G Perry/... then i told her earlier i was doing the vault at 3:30
Jenna G Perry/... i say "you ready for this?" cause at 2:30 she said she was ready for it
Jenna G Perry/... "oh - no, uh..."
Jenna G Perry/... jesus
Jenna G Perry/... pull your head out
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... i sent you a tattoo idea for myself
Jenna G Perry/... is that what's funny?
David A Hertig/... just got it, yeah, I laughed
Jenna G Perry/... i'm funny!!!
David A Hertig/... I also had strawberry gum after lunch. YUM
Jenna G Perry/... ooh!
Jenna G Perry/... FANCY
Jenna G Perry/... i pooped
Jenna G Perry/... that's fancy
Jenna G Perry/... i'm gonna go vault now that danya is FINALLY ready
Jenna G Perry/... jesus
David A Hertig/... "hokay, fank woo"
David A Hertig/... zoid on the phone
Jenna G Perry/... zoid
Jenna G Perry/... hi zoid
Jenna G Perry/... i farted on the teller lnie
Jenna G Perry/... line
David A Hertig/... good work. stink bomb
Jenna G Perry/... yipes!
David A Hertig/... can I get a tat of earth?
Jenna G Perry/... sure
Jenna G Perry/... make sure america is facing out
Jenna G Perry/... OR have it over your heart and have america facing in
David A Hertig/... hengh.
David A Hertig/... merican would probably be on it.
Jenna G Perry/... has to be
David A Hertig/... I'd kind of like to get a nice earth.
Jenna G Perry/... requirement
Jenna G Perry/... get the one from "end of zee world"
Jenna G Perry/... the drawn one
Jenna G Perry/... and then scribble on it
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... but I am le tired
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... FIRE ZEE MIZZILES
Jenna G Perry/... i'm gonna watch that tonight
Jenna G Perry/... i have crush on it
David A Hertig/... I'm confusion. I have lots of things I want to get done, but I don't know where to start. family crest on leg, then work from there?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
David A Hertig/... that's the one I've wanted the most, for a long time.
Jenna G Perry/... i think that's a good first tat
Jenna G Perry/... smart
Jenna G Perry/... go with your gut
Jenna G Perry/... put it on your gut
David A Hertig/... and it's already designed, so it just needs to get sketched. Then little ones can get added, and blended in with it
Jenna G Perry/... get a tat around your belly button
Jenna G Perry/... like a pretty star
Jenna G Perry/... get a kim osera dolphin
David A Hertig/... yeth!
Jenna G Perry/... i like steve-o's tattoo of "your name" on his ass
Jenna G Perry/... do that
David A Hertig/... I'm going to wait on the flaming guitar one
David A Hertig/... haha, maybe
Jenna G Perry/... until you blow yours up?
Jenna G Perry/... get chris to do the colonel sanders tatt
Jenna G Perry/... i'll throw in a kwarter for it
David A Hertig/... throw in $20, and I'll match
David A Hertig/... then we just need 2 more peeps to get it, prolly
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... there is a weird dude in here
Jenna G Perry/... like not harming - just weird
Jenna G Perry/... line up - i'm gonna call you
Jenna G Perry/... ring
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... i'm REALLY getting annoyed with new kid
Jenna G Perry/... i'm sick of all the questions!
Jenna G Perry/... is it weird if i'm starting to resent the new kid?
Jenna G Perry/... lori is giving her shout outs like crazy to the higher ups for things
Jenna G Perry/... and not me anymore...
Jenna G Perry/... i'm sad
Jenna G Perry/... GIVE ME ATTENTION!
Jenna G Perry/... I DESERVE!
Jenna G Perry/... time time time time
Jenna G Perry/... time timey timers time
David A Hertig/... tell her to shout out for me
David A Hertig/... to the highers
David A Hertig/... Have long hair, will travel!
David A Hertig/... oh no, I just made my wecu payment.
Jenna G Perry/... and?
David A Hertig/... they said "you don't owe until October." I said "huh? over payment?" they said "yeth, this one can be principal if you want." I said "yeth, and I'll pay extra, and see you next month."
David A Hertig/... da ding ding ding. I'm going to have it paid off in not TOO much time.
Jenna G Perry/... NICE
Jenna G Perry/... i'm jells
Jenna G Perry/... well played
Jenna G Perry/... i'm on the phone and new kid is asking me questions
Jenna G Perry/... NO!
Jenna G Perry/... ON PHONE
David A Hertig/... funny guy just came in. he's gonna open a big cd. when he went to leave, he just kind of strolled through the branch, checking it out.
David A Hertig/... tree is texting me
Jenna G Perry/... 12 yr old just wanted a job
David A Hertig/... hire!
David A Hertig/... I'm 12, I work here
Jenna G Perry/... and a bible thumper
David A Hertig/... yes, I am.
Jenna G Perry/... he got the award of student of the quarter
Jenna G Perry/... i should hire him
David A Hertig/... ooh, I got a new book "the message" that's the new testament, in modern english
Jenna G Perry/... his name is Damir
Jenna G Perry/... Oh!
David A Hertig/... Damn ear!
Jenna G Perry/... i'm reading the alchemist
Jenna G Perry/... i like
David A Hertig/... reals?
Jenna G Perry/... no lie
David A Hertig/... cool
Jenna G Perry/... i think your dad should give you 3 gold coins or whatevs
David A Hertig/... it will bring you good vibes for succeeding
Jenna G Perry/... then you get sheep and put them in the 3rd bedroom
Jenna G Perry/... a whole flock!
Jenna G Perry/... oh here's more good news about the 12 yr old - "complete mastery of Russian"
Jenna G Perry/... who is he - tyler?
David A Hertig/... russian? have him call my sar lady
Jenna G Perry/... what's "Sony Vegas"
Jenna G Perry/... and what's "Dreamweaver"
Jenna G Perry/... ?
David A Hertig/... songs?
Jenna G Perry/... like he says they are computer programs
Jenna G Perry/... are they computer games?
David A Hertig/... dreamweaver is an art program, I think
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... great
David A Hertig/... like, photo editing or something
Jenna G Perry/... just what i need
Jenna G Perry/... here - work on our marketing
David A Hertig/... oh, that's right. it's a web site development tool
David A Hertig/... program
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... nerd bomber
David A Hertig/... I used to have it, and couldn't figure out how to use it.
Jenna G Perry/... well - invite my 12 yr old over
David A Hertig/... non.
David A Hertig/... he's wanna get hi
David A Hertig/... hello
Jenna G Perry/... he also showed up in an abercrombie and fitch shirt
Jenna G Perry/... sheet - i've had 26 applicants
Jenna G Perry/... and MAYBE one good one
Jenna G Perry/... jesus
David A Hertig/... I've had zero, and it's been a DAY!
Jenna G Perry/... i'm hungry
David A Hertig/... good god. FDIC to the left, to the right...
Jenna G Perry/... i'm already tired of it
Jenna G Perry/... that's good news...
Jenna G Perry/... oh great - HR wants me to look at someone named "amanpreet"
Jenna G Perry/... come on man!
Jenna G Perry/... learn me - i won't hire foreigners!
David A Hertig/... true, you won't
Jenna G Perry/... god
Jenna G Perry/... degrees from india and everything
Jenna G Perry/... FOB
Jenna G Perry/... crap - good looking resume though...
Jenna G Perry/... thats' too bad
Jenna G Perry/... wanna email them?
Jenna G Perry/... check this out
Jenna G Perry/... poonamchaddha@hotmail.com
Jenna G Perry/... hahahaha
David A Hertig/... i just chased a client away
David A Hertig/... ha
David A Hertig/... http://www.houseofnames.com/fc.asp?sId=644B0E81-440C-49D7-81DA-59032B15D6B2&s=hertig
David A Hertig/... I just ordered my family coat of arms, to forward to corey. hoot?
David A Hertig/... aw, jeannie just got a call from mary. she got a raise, too. poop on that!
Jenna G Perry/... hahaha
Jenna G Perry/... raises all around!
Jenna G Perry/... did row?
Jenna G Perry/... does row get raises?
David A Hertig/... prolly
Jenna G Perry/... i like the heart in the crest
Jenna G Perry/... that's pretty
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... HENGHHHHH
Jenna G Perry/... are those leaves or feathers?
Jenna G Perry/... will get get that whole thing?
David A Hertig/... non sure.
Jenna G Perry/... how does that work?
David A Hertig/... everything has a meaning. I'm looking it up
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... good to know what it is before its on your body for life...
Jenna G Perry/... ps - hans gorg hartwig?
Jenna G Perry/... tattoo that on yourself
David A Hertig/... red: warrior or martyr
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... that's me
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... totally
Jenna G Perry/... warrior like crazy
Jenna G Perry/... i think new kid is trying to trick me into coming back up there
Jenna G Perry/... she's like "my computer is frozen..."
Jenna G Perry/... "bummer - restart it - they can wait"
Jenna G Perry/... i just help 6 customers in the time she helped 2
Jenna G Perry/... she talks too much to them
Jenna G Perry/... it's giving me a headache
Jenna G Perry/... my crest is cooler than your crest...
Jenna G Perry/... http://www.houseofnames.com/fc.asp?sId=&s=perry
Jenna G Perry/... haha - this totally fits me too
Jenna G Perry/... family motto: while acting uprightly i am confident
Jenna G Perry/... HENGH
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... while standing upright i am confident
David A Hertig/... heart=charity and sincerity
Jenna G Perry/... while sleeping i am confident
Jenna G Perry/... while sitting i am confident
David A Hertig/... wow, feathers. obedience and serenity
David A Hertig/... I'm laid back,a nd real
Jenna G Perry/... totally
Jenna G Perry/... look at foote's
Jenna G Perry/... it's pretty beefy
Jenna G Perry/... maybe you should marry one of them
David A Hertig/... dang diggy dang
Jenna G Perry/... BEEF
Jenna G Perry/... i brought other clothing with me to go downtown in
Jenna G Perry/... one of the best ideas i've had all day
Jenna G Perry/... JEANS PLEATH
David A Hertig/... my good idea was to burp really loud int he branch, and make binnie hear it
Jenna G Perry/... nice
Jenna G Perry/... i will too
Jenna G Perry/... except binnie is there and not here
Jenna G Perry/... sheet
David A Hertig/... call her cell
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... "remember me? BBEEEEELLLCHHHHH"
Jenna G Perry/... hey - it's past 5
Jenna G Perry/... peace in the middle east