7/17 Convo with D

David A Hertig/... I sent AB an email. I'm gonig to start using that option.
Jenna G Perry/... smart
David A Hertig/... guess who cleaned his car even more yesterday! i also changed the light bulbs in the dash, and instrument cluster, so they're all new, and really bright!
Jenna G Perry/... let's see how long that takes
David A Hertig/... 48 days
Jenna G Perry/... i sent you an email
Jenna G Perry/... i'm freaking out
David A Hertig/... yeah, what's that all about?
David A Hertig/... I'm sorry
Jenna G Perry/... no clue
Jenna G Perry/... i want to schedule a sit down with this chick
Jenna G Perry/... be like "ok, look at me, do i look honest and trustworthy? cause i am"
David A Hertig/... yeah, you guys need to go over things
David A Hertig/... yeah, long time, steady job, no issues...what the?
Jenna G Perry/... no clue
Jenna G Perry/... and it pisses me off she wouldn't tell me anything
Jenna G Perry/... i really hope this doesn't fall through
Jenna G Perry/... it's ideal
David A Hertig/... yeah, poo storm on that. pavo is saying "NO!"
Jenna G Perry/... thanks pavo
Jenna G Perry/... i buy tent?
Jenna G Perry/... and live in that?
David A Hertig/... non
David A Hertig/... live in the branch
Jenna G Perry/... ok
David A Hertig/... jennie is the one that made that SDB payment that ended up in ci other...
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... figures
David A Hertig/... then all she said was "well, you need to clear it!" I came back with "this is your deal. you're the tard that took the payment, and never opened the box. fix the issue"
David A Hertig/... she's going to
Jenna G Perry/... non
Jenna G Perry/... i just noticed $5K in mine
Jenna G Perry/... yikes
David A Hertig/... i have 50k in mine
David A Hertig/... out of mine, actually
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... i NO where it is, though
Jenna G Perry/... i dont'
Jenna G Perry/... something new kid did
Jenna G Perry/... awesome
David A Hertig/... yet, great.
David A Hertig/... whoa! pavo just said yes!
David A Hertig/... now he's saying no again. tough cookie to crack
David A Hertig/... egg to crack?
Jenna G Perry/... egg
Jenna G Perry/... turkey egg
David A Hertig/... turkey butter balls
David A Hertig/... so many people comment on me not wearing shoes
David A Hertig/... they look at my feet through the window when they're walking in, I guess. I'd be looking at where I'm going...
Jenna G Perry/... SMACK
Jenna G Perry/... into the window
Jenna G Perry/... i just talked to apt girl
Jenna G Perry/... i think we're gonna work something out
Jenna G Perry/... : )
Jenna G Perry/... whew
Jenna G Perry/... she said they got a new office person recently
David A Hertig/... good to here
Jenna G Perry/... and everything has been crazy since
Jenna G Perry/... here?
Jenna G Perry/... hear
David A Hertig/... I know.jean
David A Hertig/... hmmm.... there's talk of lowering speed limits to 55 or 60 again, like in the 70s... it would increase gas mileage, and reduce the carbon footprint.
David A Hertig/... my volvo gets about 6 mpg better or more from 55 mph vs 70 mph.
David A Hertig/... ps- you're welcome key... I took care of our stocks
Jenna G Perry/... i know!
Jenna G Perry/... i noticed that
Jenna G Perry/... AND the djia
Jenna G Perry/... "missed her did ya?" vs "mr. didja"
Jenna G Perry/... FIGHT
Jenna G Perry/... who wins?
David A Hertig/... didja
Jenna G Perry/... i think so too
Jenna G Perry/... ok - my tum is calming
David A Hertig/... I'm going to clean up that sdb mess that I made yesterday
Jenna G Perry/... apt girl and i said "whatever the deal - we'll work this out..."
David A Hertig/... good deal, yo
Jenna G Perry/... she's like "i don't get it, you still live in an apt and haven't been kicked out right? why is this an issue?"
Jenna G Perry/... and she's moving next week
David A Hertig/... yeah, it's dumb. I'm not understanding it
Jenna G Perry/... i said "you can have the title to my car if you want..."
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... to my smoke machine
David A Hertig/... can't. wecu has it!
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... oh yeah!
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... forgot
Jenna G Perry/... ok - you can have my bank statemtns
David A Hertig/... there ya go.
David A Hertig/... she can have doodle
Jenna G Perry/... i should put an engine in that thing
Jenna G Perry/... you don't want her
David A Hertig/... I'm worth at least $100
Jenna G Perry/... she's a dork fest
David A Hertig/... so am i
Jenna G Perry/... no - worse than you
David A Hertig/... is she cute festival?
Jenna G Perry/... no
David A Hertig/... perfect!
Jenna G Perry/... she's a total nerd bomber
David A Hertig/... then she can half my hair. it's worth $10000
Jenna G Perry/... totally
David A Hertig/... haha. my hair sucks
Jenna G Perry/... i dont' feel like working today
David A Hertig/... me either. shock
Jenna G Perry/... i did LOTS yesterday
David A Hertig/... shocker
Jenna G Perry/... GASP
Jenna G Perry/... gross
Jenna G Perry/... stop
Jenna G Perry/... shoes off!
David A Hertig/... I needt o jump into keycounselor for a bit...
Jenna G Perry/... JUMP!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... come back to blue blinks
Jenna G Perry/... blink
Jenna G Perry/... blink
Jenna G Perry/... blink
Jenna G Perry/... blink
Jenna G Perry/... BLLIIIINNNNKKKK
Jenna G Perry/... so camping trip is off it seems...
David A Hertig/... wha? why come?
Jenna G Perry/... we can't figure all our schedules out
Jenna G Perry/... like I couldn't get off work
David A Hertig/... that's dumb FESTIVAL:
Jenna G Perry/... and then it would really only be me, morg and amy
Jenna G Perry/... then eric on saturday
Jenna G Perry/... i'm trying to make them come down to portland that weekend anyway
Jenna G Perry/... its brew fest!
Jenna G Perry/... big weekend!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... AND the hillsboro fair
Jenna G Perry/... i'll ride rides...fo sho
David A Hertig/... hmmm....
David A Hertig/... I'm getting pissed with this SBD issue. it won't let me open the box number. I closed it 3 days ago, it says closed, then in key counselor, it said "rejected. box already rented"
David A Hertig/... NO, it's not!
Jenna G Perry/... ok it is
Jenna G Perry/... i brought a burrito for lunch
Jenna G Perry/... jells?
Jenna G Perry/... BURRITO
Jenna G Perry/... no more soup
Jenna G Perry/... lori today goes "you sound like you're getting sick..."
Jenna G Perry/... RIGHT - i've been like this for 4 days now
Jenna G Perry/... you just NOW notice
David A Hertig/... jeeps!
David A Hertig/... I have burritos for lunch, too. last night, I pastad
Jenna G Perry/... i had slopped joes
Jenna G Perry/... i think i will make cindy's enchiladas tonight
Jenna G Perry/... i'm feeling MEXICAN!
Jenna G Perry/... i'm feeling scotty
Jenna G Perry/... ps - i showed amy pics of the condo
Jenna G Perry/... she goes "too classy for you and doodle - you'll break stuff"
David A Hertig/... hey!
Jenna G Perry/... and she also complained about the stairs
David A Hertig/... true
Jenna G Perry/... said she would fall down them
David A Hertig/... tough noogs. she doesn't have to live there
Jenna G Perry/... right
David A Hertig/... stairs are okay by me
Jenna G Perry/... i only ate it a few times at grant st
Jenna G Perry/... and those were TRICKY stairs
Jenna G Perry/... i can handle normal ones
David A Hertig/... yeah, and she probably will be staying on mid florr, anyways. or in your bed, I guess. hengh
Jenna G Perry/... OR IN MOUTH KISS BED!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... jokes
David A Hertig/... yeah, non. I have door lock kthxbye
David A Hertig/... it's cool that the laundry is upstairs right by both bedrooms
David A Hertig/... I thought of that.
David A Hertig/... no hauling laundry
Jenna G Perry/... oh!
Jenna G Perry/... i didn't think of that
Jenna G Perry/... you're smarty
David A Hertig/... it's going to be nice
David A Hertig/... and I'm going to poop in your bathroom, not my own
David A Hertig/... HA
Jenna G Perry/... fair
Jenna G Perry/... it is YOUR condo
Jenna G Perry/... you can poop whereever you'd like
David A Hertig/... I was joke
David A Hertig/... on the floor!
Jenna G Perry/... i wasn't
David A Hertig/... in brody's box
Jenna G Perry/... i'm gonna poop in your bed
David A Hertig/... yay!
David A Hertig/... poo pillow
Jenna G Perry/... totally
Jenna G Perry/... i'm gonna eat a burrito so i don't get the diabetes...
Jenna G Perry/... ps - let's get a lifesized noel cut out for the entry way
David A Hertig/... I want to turn the stairs into ramps, and coat them with silicone spray. make people fight to get in.
Jenna G Perry/... game on
Jenna G Perry/... and in the summer we can put a slip n slide on the stairs and head right out the front door
David A Hertig/... true or false: when it snows, whe will ski down the front door steps, out the door
Jenna G Perry/... true
David A Hertig/... \haha, we probably will. oops
Jenna G Perry/... someone is losing a limb at that place
David A Hertig/... maybes
Jenna G Perry/... i can almost guarantee it
David A Hertig/... I want to coat the floors with something before we move in.
David A Hertig/... like, stain resistant stuff,.
David A Hertig/... or something.
Jenna G Perry/... smart
Jenna G Perry/... we'll stain things
David A Hertig/... better not
David A Hertig/... that's kind of why I want hardwood floors, or laminate
Jenna G Perry/... not if we have stain stoppers
Jenna G Perry/... can't stain a stain stopper
David A Hertig/... put a rug down under couch to catch things, and go from there
Jenna G Perry/... a zebra skin rug
Jenna G Perry/... off a zebra i killed with my own bare hands
Jenna G Perry/... WRASTLED
David A Hertig/... no dead animals in my house
Jenna G Perry/... GALL
David A Hertig/... seagull
Jenna G Perry/... guns are ok though?
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... let's shoot neighbors
Jenna G Perry/... white ponies
David A Hertig/... those are for making dead people
David A Hertig/... haha, ooh. last time I was there, he might have redeemed himself (if it was him)
Jenna G Perry/... what happen?
Jenna G Perry/... give you coke to do?
David A Hertig/... one of the agents there pulled in driving a '69 Malibu, totally cherried out, and gorgeous
Jenna G Perry/... hmm...
Jenna G Perry/... weird taste in cars if it was him then
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... white escalades and malibus
David A Hertig/... that escalade was an abomination
Jenna G Perry/... i couldn't stop laughing
David A Hertig/... yeah, I'm going to put a note on his truck. "this thing sucks. burn it."
Jenna G Perry/... then sign it "justin foote 20619 nw painted mountain dr."
David A Hertig/... haha yes
Jenna G Perry/... hey - sarah mentioned yesterday chris moving down here
Jenna G Perry/... true or false?
David A Hertig/... poss, but only after his school stuff ends
Jenna G Perry/... he's a mover and a shaker
Jenna G Perry/... has he found a pad yet in seattle?
David A Hertig/... what the? richelle is taking an extra 2 days off on her vaca now. She was supposed to be back on monday. now it's wed. NO! try working for once!
David A Hertig/... chris will be staying with his sis in seattle
Jenna G Perry/... ahh..
Jenna G Perry/... smart
David A Hertig/... and I'm going to start just taking days off
Jenna G Perry/... me too!
Jenna G Perry/... wait - no i'm not...
Jenna G Perry/... : (
David A Hertig/... I am going to try that, cause I know that row and jennie both just take days off without using pto
Jenna G Perry/... i do too
Jenna G Perry/... it's fun
Jenna G Perry/... you should
David A Hertig/... I'm pretty sure Jennie has already taken 4 weeks, and she's got like 3 more scheduled...
David A Hertig/... rules don't apply to fairhaven sales
Jenna G Perry/... or westgate ops
Jenna G Perry/... i've only taken off like 16 hours of PTO so far
Jenna G Perry/... whoops...
Jenna G Perry/... no - maybe more than that
Jenna G Perry/... more like 24 hours
Jenna G Perry/... just don't put it down
Jenna G Perry/... especially if you're moving down here
Jenna G Perry/... they won't notice
Jenna G Perry/... lori never does
Jenna G Perry/... (hi sharon..."
Jenna G Perry/... )
David A Hertig/... ha'
David A Hertig/... @
Jenna G Perry/... at
Jenna G Perry/... actually, wanna know what I saw one day that's kind of cool?
David A Hertig/... no
Jenna G Perry/... there was this artsy fartsy stuff that was symbols blown up really big and looked fancy
David A Hertig/... yes
Jenna G Perry/... i'm gonna share anyway
Jenna G Perry/... it was like a huge at sign
Jenna G Perry/... a huge exclamation point
Jenna G Perry/... and a big question mark or something
Jenna G Perry/... all fancy and neat
Jenna G Perry/... that would be funny
Jenna G Perry/... you put them on the wall
David A Hertig/... thumbs...................down
Jenna G Perry/... and pretend you're classy
Jenna G Perry/... thumbs up - you're dumb
Jenna G Perry/... : )
David A Hertig/... non
David A Hertig/... giant paper clips
Jenna G Perry/... YES
Jenna G Perry/... that was funny
David A Hertig/... jennie just told me that I need to go to lunch early today, cause she has to meet someone at 12:30 for her condo, then go deliver loan papers that were "supposed to be delivered last week, but I never did it! haha!" I glared, and said "jennie, I'm working until 8:30 tonight. I'm not taking an early lunch, and working 10 hours after that. F yourself." so I'm going to get foor around 1:00, then I'm leaving at 4:00. I'll go to lakeway after I take a late lunch.
Jenna G Perry/... fair square
Jenna G Perry/... where are jean's condos?
Jenna G Perry/... send me link - i wanna see
Jenna G Perry/... teller 21 tests - DONE
David A Hertig/... alabama hill somewhere
Jenna G Perry/... we are super slow today...
Jenna G Perry/... like my only teller has had 5 customers
David A Hertig/... I'm going to swallow a spoonful of cement
Jenna G Perry/... then what?
Jenna G Perry/... poop it out?
David A Hertig/... sad. a girl on turbo bricks had an emergency hospital visit for something pretty bad that happened to her. She owes 17k to them now, and they are going through lawyers to get it back...
Jenna G Perry/... oh man
Jenna G Perry/... that' blows
David A Hertig/... yeah. I'm scared to ever get hurt in this country. all the peeps ont he board are sharing stories about what's happened to them/loved ones/friends...
Jenna G Perry/... i bet it's not good...
Jenna G Perry/... i've heard some bad stories
David A Hertig/... one guy cut off 2 fings. insurance dropped him, he owed 50k...
Jenna G Perry/... ouch
David A Hertig/... another had a heart condition, insurance dropped him as soon as he got it, ended up with over 1 mil in bills...
Jenna G Perry/... a mil????
Jenna G Perry/... crap
David A Hertig/... he filed bankruptcy
David A Hertig/... never get hurt, please.
Jenna G Perry/... would have to
Jenna G Perry/... ok - you never get hurt pleath
Jenna G Perry/... my nose won't stop running
David A Hertig/... I'll try.
Jenna G Perry/... i took medicine
Jenna G Perry/... i blow it
Jenna G Perry/... i put my fingers up it
Jenna G Perry/... nothing
David A Hertig/... it's scary when even having health insurance, getting hurt can lose your home
Jenna G Perry/... that's dumb
Jenna G Perry/... like i don't have some master plan to fix things like that
Jenna G Perry/... but we're america - we should really be better than that
Jenna G Perry/... we're better at everything else
David A Hertig/... yeah, agreed. there's too many people lining their pockets with the industry the way it is. murder them all, and start over. taht's my answer.
David A Hertig/... not murder, just kidding. I meant, hug
Jenna G Perry/... it's all the same
Jenna G Perry/... murder a hug
David A Hertig/... AAAAAAAAAAAAH! azoid! duck!
Jenna G Perry/... YIKES
Jenna G Perry/... i'm out!
David A Hertig/... she's with ashley, and looks like she wants to speak with jeannie
Jenna G Perry/... perfect
David A Hertig/... haha, awesome. she had a cd that matured, spoke with Binnie, went into KIS last thursday, and now wants to open a CD with the money....
David A Hertig/... HAHAHAHAHA
David A Hertig/... binnie tricked her GOOD
Jenna G Perry/... high five bin
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... apt chick just called again
David A Hertig/... love you?
Jenna G Perry/... she tried getting some answers out of the landlord peeps
Jenna G Perry/... they said the same crap to her
David A Hertig/... loves...
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... she's like "what the hell!!!"
David A Hertig/... yeah
David A Hertig/... give an actual answer, stupids!
Jenna G Perry/... she's like "f this - let's just do our own contract - i'm tired of this crap"
David A Hertig/... jennie must work for them
Jenna G Perry/... i agreed
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, seriously
Jenna G Perry/... jean SHOULD work for them
Jenna G Perry/... is jean gonna have a mate in her condo?
Jenna G Perry/... or lonely pete?
David A Hertig/... lonely pete
Jenna G Perry/... tricks
David A Hertig/... someone just called to set up an appt with jennie. I told him I didn't know if she'd be there when he wants to meet with her, but I'd find out, and if not, call back. him. "I'm not asking. She HAS to be available then. I'm not negotiating!"
David A Hertig/... okay, uh, go ahead and show up then. hope she's here, hengh
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... tell him to come at 12:30
Jenna G Perry/... you NO she'll be there then...
David A Hertig/... haha, I'm sure he'd come after me then.
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... tell him your name is fawn
Jenna G Perry/... and fawn's name is david
Jenna G Perry/... wait - you never answered that question
Jenna G Perry/... is fawn stayin gnow?
Jenna G Perry/... gnow?
Jenna G Perry/... now
David A Hertig/... hold pleathe
Jenna G Perry/... held
Jenna G Perry/... my hand
Jenna G Perry/... now what?
David A Hertig/... what the? canadians can leave our country now thxbye
David A Hertig/... came in. "wiring money"
David A Hertig/... great, sit down, I'll do that for ya
David A Hertig/... phone. great
Jenna G Perry/... my mom told me you should decorate your condo in amber and dark red
Jenna G Perry/... to hide beer and wine spills
David A Hertig/... okay
David A Hertig/... no spilling wine, please. I would actually get pissed
David A Hertig/... non party house
Jenna G Perry/... i would too
Jenna G Perry/... i don't spill
Jenna G Perry/... hallsar spills
Jenna G Perry/... i just throw up
David A Hertig/... no justin
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... usually in bathrooms
Jenna G Perry/... sometimes on carpets
David A Hertig/... so, back to wire guy.
Jenna G Perry/... then it comes out
Jenna G Perry/... ok wire guy
David A Hertig/... wants to wire money to cuba. I say "okay, lets do this."
David A Hertig/... I ask for id. he hands me a credit card. I look up the name, and say "i'll need picture id"
David A Hertig/... he hands me canuck license. I look him up, nothing.
David A Hertig/... "you have an account?"
David A Hertig/... no, I need you to pull it from my canadian bank account.
David A Hertig/... doesn't work like that. we can only do key accounts.
David A Hertig/... "well, I need this to get sent, so here's the info."
David A Hertig/... non, won't/can't do it for you.
David A Hertig/... he goes off about needing it done right now, who can do it, look them up, how much does it cost through them, where are they, print me directions.
David A Hertig/... then, he tries to name drop "do you know [insert tools name]? he's a high roller that lives here. he probably has accounts here. if I call him, can we route it through his account?"
David A Hertig/... no, you can't. I'd need him here, and I'd need to check his ID.
David A Hertig/... well, does he have accounts here?
David A Hertig/... I can't tell you that info.
David A Hertig/... "who's the manager? I'd like to talk to them about sending this wire, because I have a friend that has a lot of money with you probably, and if you won't tell me, we might have a problem."
David A Hertig/... "that would be me, and I believe that we do have a problem. I can't give you any more information, and I cannot send your wire."
David A Hertig/... "okay, sir. I'm out of your hair."
David A Hertig/... good. now go die
Jenna G Perry/... hold
Jenna G Perry/... i was doing stuff
Jenna G Perry/... gotta catch up
Jenna G Perry/... good show
David A Hertig/... yeah, he was a tool. the phone was ringing, and no one could answer, and he was just sitting there, going no where, asking questions.
David A Hertig/... I had to finally get short with him.
Jenna G Perry/... i'm short
David A Hertig/... true
Jenna G Perry/... i would be short with him the entire time
Jenna G Perry/... sucka
David A Hertig/... whoa, key is doing well today
Jenna G Perry/... hey - i think mollie is being crazy tied up right now
Jenna G Perry/... even i haven't heard fromher yet
Jenna G Perry/... and that's unusual
David A Hertig/... that's fair. I'm not going to get upset with anything
David A Hertig/... she'll talk to me when she can
Jenna G Perry/... WHOA
Jenna G Perry/... high five key
Jenna G Perry/... and market
Jenna G Perry/... it was up 270 yesterday
Jenna G Perry/... and at 180 today?
Jenna G Perry/... the tide is turning?
Jenna G Perry/... naw...
Jenna G Perry/... too soon for that
David A Hertig/... i have something werid going on. there's two magical pieces of paper in my desk. every time I pull them from my desk, someone sits down at it. I'm going to see what happens this time....
Jenna G Perry/... do
Jenna G Perry/... PULL
David A Hertig/... HAHA HOLD!
David A Hertig/... cd rates, go away
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... GOOD - put your dough here
David A Hertig/... tried to send them to binnie, didn't work. they got scared, said the market was crashing, and left.
Jenna G Perry/... non
Jenna G Perry/... not the last 2 days
David A Hertig/... market is crashing. invest in cds, not food and ammo. smart
Jenna G Perry/... someone closed out a cd earlier to put it in treasure notes
Jenna G Perry/... have fun with your 2%
Jenna G Perry/... treasure notes? no - TREASURY
Jenna G Perry/... if i sniffle one more time i'm ripping my nose off
Jenna G Perry/... and saying "who's got my nose???"
Jenna G Perry/... then some tool will have their thumb between their middle and pointer finger and say "i do i do!!!"
David A Hertig/... good show! I always get douped by that trick
Jenna G Perry/... totally
Jenna G Perry/... or the "you've got something on your shirt right below your chin..."
Jenna G Perry/... SMACK IN THE FACE!!!
David A Hertig/... donk!
Jenna G Perry/... that used to get me good
David A Hertig/... or "if your hand is bigger than your face, you have aids"
David A Hertig/... PUNCH!
Jenna G Perry/... my hand isn't
Jenna G Perry/... i've checked enough times
David A Hertig/... mine is
Jenna G Perry/... ok - burrito time
David A Hertig/... go
Jenna G Perry/... and read zee paper
Jenna G Perry/... and go rip noses off
Jenna G Perry/... laterrrrrrrr
Jenna G Perry/... back
Jenna G Perry/... burrito in my tums
David A Hertig/... nice.
David A Hertig/... conversion got cancelled
Jenna G Perry/... really?
Jenna G Perry/... why?
Jenna G Perry/... suzan is too much of a turk?
David A Hertig/... tech issues haha
Jenna G Perry/... figures
Jenna G Perry/... tech = suzan
David A Hertig/... so now, i'm just going to grab food at 1:30, eat real quick, then leave 45 mins early today.
David A Hertig/... WOOHOO!
Jenna G Perry/... smart
Jenna G Perry/... can i still?
Jenna G Perry/... i mean too
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... wait - maybe i SHOULD leaf early today...
Jenna G Perry/... naw...
David A Hertig/... do it
Jenna G Perry/... i have too much to do
Jenna G Perry/... too much = sitting here
Jenna G Perry/... i AM only taking 2 days of PTO for last week
Jenna G Perry/... 2 days i "worked"
Jenna G Perry/... and then 1 day for this saturday
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... i = win
Jenna G Perry/... yup - i'm really not leafing early
Jenna G Perry/... lori jsut said she has to go get her hubby at 5
Jenna G Perry/... boobs
David A Hertig/... remember when I printed the yamaha service manual from work?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah...that was funny
Jenna G Perry/... whoops?
David A Hertig/... I'm about to do the volvo manual... haha!
Jenna G Perry/... "binnie!!! you use all our ink!!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... binnie = doodle
David A Hertig/... hey, it's MY ink
Jenna G Perry/... i print what i want!!!
David A Hertig/... yup
David A Hertig/... better go fill up the paper first haha
Jenna G Perry/... i think i'm gonna steal justin's mazda while they are gone
Jenna G Perry/... take it out for a spin or seven
David A Hertig/... does it work yet?
Jenna G Perry/... i don't think so
Jenna G Perry/... he's been pretty focused on his bikes recently
Jenna G Perry/... i just got yelled at for not taking paper id's
Jenna G Perry/... neat
Jenna G Perry/... yell away
Jenna G Perry/... i'm still not doing it
David A Hertig/... ya
David A Hertig/... take it, and rip it up
Jenna G Perry/... "so do REAL id's do that ??? HUH???"
Jenna G Perry/... that'd show her...
David A Hertig/... draw a picture of yourself, and say "look, here's my id!"
Jenna G Perry/... i should have...
Jenna G Perry/... i draw GOOD pictures
David A Hertig/... I'm saving trees (back)
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... instead of printing, I decided to just email it to my home email, so that I can open it on my laptop, and have the instructions right in front of me that way
Jenna G Perry/... by printing lots
Jenna G Perry/... LAME
Jenna G Perry/... print lots
Jenna G Perry/... more american
David A Hertig/... okay, I will do that too
Jenna G Perry/... someone just called for lori that sounded like they were about to die
Jenna G Perry/... i said "answer it!! QUICK!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... not gonna die on my watch...
David A Hertig/... oh no. must need to order check
David A Hertig/... z
Jenna G Perry/... probably
David A Hertig/... bungle...in the jungle!
Jenna G Perry/... oh a jungle bungle
Jenna G Perry/... will i rent any movies this weekend?
Jenna G Perry/... that's the question...
Jenna G Perry/... should i?
Jenna G Perry/... which ones?
Jenna G Perry/... i don't know what to do!!!!!!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... what's out
Jenna G Perry/... what haven't i seen...
David A Hertig/... holod pleath
David A Hertig/... have you seen "run ronnie run"?
Jenna G Perry/... no
Jenna G Perry/... what's that?
David A Hertig/... RENT
David A Hertig/... FUNNY
Jenna G Perry/... TELL ME
Jenna G Perry/... who's in it?
Jenna G Perry/... brad pitt?
Jenna G Perry/... will ferrell?
Jenna G Perry/... me?
David A Hertig/... rook it up.
David A Hertig/... there's an idiot in the branch right now, driving me nuts
Jenna G Perry/... really - "A redneck with an uncanny knack for getting arrested becomes the star of his own reality program"
Jenna G Perry/... ?
Jenna G Perry/... i just had the BIGGEST brain fart
Jenna G Perry/... phone rings
Jenna G Perry/... new teller doesn't answer it after 2 rings even though she's just sitting there
Jenna G Perry/... i finally reach for it
David A Hertig/... this guy is coked out...
Jenna G Perry/... "uh...der....keybank lakeway-der westgate...uh...hi?"
Jenna G Perry/... i haven't done THAT in awhile!
David A Hertig/... yeah, watch run ronnie run, and have green.
Jenna G Perry/... i'm outta green
David A Hertig/... awww...
David A Hertig/... it's funny anyways.
David A Hertig/... one of the guys from anchor man is in it
Jenna G Perry/... i like anchor man
David A Hertig/... that guy that's annoying just came up to me. I'm on the phone with a keybank person, and he comes up, sits down, and hollers "can I use the head?!"
Jenna G Perry/... head?
David A Hertig/... "I'm on the phone, and we don't have a public restroom, sorry"
Jenna G Perry/... like bathroom?
Jenna G Perry/... why is it called head?
Jenna G Perry/... i never understood that...
David A Hertig/... "oh, well, I want to open an account. I want an on the go *sniff* atm card*
David A Hertig/... he was blasted out of his mind...
David A Hertig/... I told him it's 300 to open a savings, and he flipped, and started hollering things at me.
Jenna G Perry/... holler back
David A Hertig/... "dude, I'm on the phone. go wait in the lobby"
David A Hertig/... he left
David A Hertig/... I actually said dude
Jenna G Perry/... lobby = outdoors
Jenna G Perry/... i actually said lakeway
David A Hertig/... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jenna G Perry/... hahaha
David A Hertig/... aw, my volvo book is too big to email
Jenna G Perry/... THEN PRINT
Jenna G Perry/... victory!!!!
David A Hertig/... oh man
Jenna G Perry/... how many pages?
David A Hertig/... couple hundo
Jenna G Perry/... head is an old boating term
Jenna G Perry/... back in the day they didn't have bathrooms, just a grate they peed out of
Jenna G Perry/... right into the ocean
Jenna G Perry/... it was at the "head" of the boat
David A Hertig/... ah ha!
David A Hertig/... thanks for the learning
Jenna G Perry/... take THAT
Jenna G Perry/... yup
Jenna G Perry/... i was curious
Jenna G Perry/... when i'm curious - i google
Jenna G Perry/... igoogle
Jenna G Perry/... i have goggles
Jenna G Perry/... some douche bag is telling danya that he's never been charged $5
Jenna G Perry/... she looks over at me and i'm just shaking my head
Jenna G Perry/... i love liars
David A Hertig/... yeah.
David A Hertig/... those peeps are funny. you see them every week, same time, like clock work, and they always try the same thing
Jenna G Perry/... yup
Jenna G Perry/... never works either
David A Hertig/... nope
David A Hertig/... aw, this manual sucks!
David A Hertig/... non printing any more
Jenna G Perry/... CANCEL
David A Hertig/... luckily, it wasn't print everything at once. you had to do chapters
David A Hertig/... trouble maker and chillens on the way in
David A Hertig/... whoa, nev mind. She was on her way to the front, and let a lady that was filling her deposit slip go in front of her
Jenna G Perry/... weird.
Jenna G Perry/... sounds fishy
Jenna G Perry/... like a terrorist
David A Hertig/... her kids are cute, too. dang, she>me today
David A Hertig/... one of the kids said that his brother forgot to take a shower, and said "he's stinky!" haha
Jenna G Perry/... lots of people are > you today
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... i'm glad that kid has good hygeine
Jenna G Perry/... i wanna go home and lay on my couch until i pass out
Jenna G Perry/... i feel like poop
David A Hertig/... need sleep, need soup and burritos
Jenna G Perry/... i've been getting sleep and soup like crazy
David A Hertig/... I just noticed something weird
Jenna G Perry/... today i tried the burrito thing
Jenna G Perry/... what did you notice?
David A Hertig/... my PTO says that I'm eligible for 160 hours, and I have 144 hours remaining. didn't I take a vacation last month?
David A Hertig/... am I going crazy?
Jenna G Perry/... nicely done jenna
Jenna G Perry/... way to not put down pto
David A Hertig/... I DID
David A Hertig/... I think...haha
Jenna G Perry/... maybe row changed it...
David A Hertig/... prolly
David A Hertig/... I'll call HR
Jenna G Perry/... really?
Jenna G Perry/... why?
David A Hertig/... cause i noticed it, and it's the WRITE thing to do
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... idiot
Jenna G Perry/... bullet - in foot
Jenna G Perry/... (e)
David A Hertig/... yeah, I am. maybe I'll just work more, and call it good
Jenna G Perry/... remember that week you worked a bunch of hours
Jenna G Perry/... like 60?
Jenna G Perry/... call it good for that
David A Hertig/... crap. Why did I go to HR online in the first place
Jenna G Perry/... look at jobs in oregon
David A Hertig/... that's right!
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... i know
Jenna G Perry/... i will too
David A Hertig/... nothing knew
David A Hertig/... I want that job to post
Jenna G Perry/... it's gonna be awhile
Jenna G Perry/... at least a few weeks
Jenna G Perry/... they haven't even announced it to us yet
Jenna G Perry/... i just NO cause of sneakiness
David A Hertig/... HURRY UP!!!!! CHOMPING AT THE BIT HERE, PEOPLE
Jenna G Perry/... chomp less hard
David A Hertig/... i'll be a BM
Jenna G Perry/... right...
David A Hertig/... should I apply, just to see what happens?
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... TURN DOWN
David A Hertig/... "uh, my sales? uh...yeah, I have those..."
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, that might be funny
Jenna G Perry/... wait - are you even qualified?
Jenna G Perry/... what are the requirements?
Jenna G Perry/... you probably are..
David A Hertig/... I think so....
Jenna G Perry/... i've seen someof them in this area
Jenna G Perry/... they are DUMB
David A Hertig/... thanks
David A Hertig/... that's one of the requirements I meet
Jenna G Perry/... SHINY
David A Hertig/... HAHA
Jenna G Perry/... you'd kick her butt
David A Hertig/... FART SOUP
Jenna G Perry/... i think i need to schedule more interviews
Jenna G Perry/... i've been slacking
David A Hertig/... I think i need to fart on ben's dinner tonight
Jenna G Perry/... i have one today (another reason i can't leaf early) and she's supposed to be a winner
David A Hertig/... I'm going to JIM tonight.
David A Hertig/... might take do an extra long work out
David A Hertig/... haha, row being on vaca is being awesome to our fee income
David A Hertig/... I've given back $75 so far... our budget is $498
Jenna G Perry/... nice
Jenna G Perry/... thanks row...
Jenna G Perry/... apt girl just called again
Jenna G Perry/... she i think is a little controlling
Jenna G Perry/... she's like "i'm going to MAKE them tell me why they turned you down..."
Jenna G Perry/... i'm like "that's good and all, but really, confidentiality wise - i dont' think you can..."
David A Hertig/... oooooooh
Jenna G Perry/... she's all 'well, they HAVE to tell me!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... no - they dont'
Jenna G Perry/... i was like "you know what? i'm tired of dealing with them, let's draw up papers and be done wtih them - k?"
Jenna G Perry/... (i also think going through the apt place they might make me pay security deposit - hence my excitement to just go through her)
Jenna G Perry/... someone named "jorge" applied for one of my positions
Jenna G Perry/... he's getting a call - fo sho!!!
David A Hertig/... yeah, MUST call him in. cheese is awesome
David A Hertig/... haha, I just got yelled at
Jenna G Perry/... love it
David A Hertig/... lady came in "I'm looking for jeannie pieterasack"
David A Hertig/... shes out to lunch, what can I help with?
David A Hertig/... did she leave anything for [insert decent person's hame who is rightfully mad]
David A Hertig/... no, she didn't. lemme see if there's anything on her desk.
Jenna G Perry/... ha
David A Hertig/... nothing there.
David A Hertig/... "well, we opened cds, she messed them up, we want the receipts, and this fixed. she said she'd take care of it, and never did. I talked to her this morning, and she said she'd have them for me. she doesn't. blah blah worst service ever."
Jenna G Perry/... hahahaha
Jenna G Perry/... leave that pit - quick!
David A Hertig/... then she says "I know it's not you, but THIS GIRL HERE IS HORRIBLE!" I smiled, and said "yes, I understand where you're coming from. When Jennie gets back, I'll make sure she gets thos fixed...
Jenna G Perry/... right...
Jenna G Perry/... don't make promises you can't keep
David A Hertig/... "she better, or I want to withdraw those cds, and I DO NOT WANT to pay a penalty."
David A Hertig/... "I assure you that either she will fix them, or I will waive any penalty that you would get, and you can withdraw your cd fully. I appologize for this happening, and I understand your frustration"
David A Hertig/... she's coming in an hour. Jean gets back in 20 minutes. 40 minutes to fix the issue... haha. I'll be eating in the back when it goes down. LOOKING FORWARD!
Jenna G Perry/... and eating those fees
Jenna G Perry/... take them out of her paycheck
David A Hertig/... yeah, she's absolutely retarded,a nd I know she'll blame it on Binnie being here, talking to her, somehow
Jenna G Perry/... i'm off to teller land
Jenna G Perry/... see you in un hora
Jenna G Perry/... no custos
Jenna G Perry/... i'm at desk
Jenna G Perry/... apt girl called AGAIN
Jenna G Perry/... she has a crush on me i think
David A Hertig/... of course
Jenna G Perry/... oh my god
Jenna G Perry/... ok - so girl i'm subletting from said she talked to the other chick that lives there
Jenna G Perry/... THAT girl doesn't feel comfortable with me not being on the lease
Jenna G Perry/... jesus
David A Hertig/... what the?
Jenna G Perry/... right
David A Hertig/... this is retarted
Jenna G Perry/... agreed
David A Hertig/... jenna, I don't feel comfortable with you living in a condo with me if you're not approved. TARDS
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... approve me!!!!
David A Hertig/... that makes zero CENTS
Jenna G Perry/... approved
Jenna G Perry/... totally
David A Hertig/... where is the apt at
Jenna G Perry/... up the road from me
Jenna G Perry/... like a mile
David A Hertig/... ah
Jenna G Perry/... real close
Jenna G Perry/... easy move
David A Hertig/... reel big fish
Jenna G Perry/... i guess she tried finding out the reason for the DENIAL
Jenna G Perry/... they said "won't tell"
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... i'm right - again
David A Hertig/... I think you should push for the reason, though
Jenna G Perry/... i'm gonna
David A Hertig/... makes no sense whatsoever
Jenna G Perry/... right
David A Hertig/... you should call again, and be that customer
Jenna G Perry/... i would
David A Hertig/... get a lawyer if they won't tel you today.
David A Hertig/... sue them!
Jenna G Perry/... if i wasn't on the phone every 10 mins with this chick
Jenna G Perry/... adn between that i have work to do
Jenna G Perry/... (lies)
Jenna G Perry/... i'm gonna leave this until toms
Jenna G Perry/... then give it another shot
Jenna G Perry/... i'm tired of it at this point
David A Hertig/... I'm wearing hippy tie and white shirt today. a lady at the gas station called me handsome,a nd said "you're gonna find a wife looking like that." I said "no way, jorge"
Jenna G Perry/... UH OH
Jenna G Perry/... watch yourself
David A Hertig/... I NO
Jenna G Perry/... good thing you didn't get the powerline tie
David A Hertig/... barb. teller D
Jenna G Perry/... you might really be in troubs then
David A Hertig/... the electric co would start paying me
David A Hertig/... ooh, did you know those condos have "green options"?
Jenna G Perry/... oh yeah
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... sounds fancy
Jenna G Perry/... ok - girl just texted me - asked if i can pay 2-3 months rent up front
Jenna G Perry/... 3 months rent?
David A Hertig/... jennie is 15 ins late from her lunch. that lady is going to get here before she's back, and this is going to be a MESS
Jenna G Perry/... do you think i save money that well?
Jenna G Perry/... cause i don't!
David A Hertig/... Got a CRC? get a personal line, pay rent, pay off line quickly
Jenna G Perry/... right, i'm kind of thinking something like that...
Jenna G Perry/... but come on!
David A Hertig/... I've had to, except I'm retarded, and kind of forgot to pay it back quickly, hengh...
Jenna G Perry/... i don't want to deal wtih it like this
Jenna G Perry/... i think i'm gonna find out if i'll have to security deposit at the place
Jenna G Perry/... if i do - then i don't want to go through them anyway
Jenna G Perry/... and i'll deal with what hoops the girl wants me to jump through
Jenna G Perry/... if i don't, then i might tell them to re-look at my app
David A Hertig/... yeah, no doobt
David A Hertig/... jennie, get back from lunch!!!!
David A Hertig/... this is going to get ugly, cause she's lazy/dumb
David A Hertig/... fawn's pissed at her for this, too
Jenna G Perry/... i'm pissed at her too
Jenna G Perry/... that help?
David A Hertig/... no, her coming back from an hour and a half (as of now) lunch would be nice
David A Hertig/... I'm going to talk to Sharon before I leave
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... do
Jenna G Perry/... time clocks - might need them
Jenna G Perry/... our merch services guy showed up
Jenna G Perry/... he's rad
Jenna G Perry/... i like him
Jenna G Perry/... would it be weird if i followed in brad's footsteps and went into merch services?
Jenna G Perry/... my dad seems happy with it
Jenna G Perry/... rick (our dude) seems to like it
David A Hertig/... no, it wouldn't. that would be fun, probably.
David A Hertig/... yeah, our new guy up here digs it
Jenna G Perry/... ok - i'm negoiating with apt chick
Jenna G Perry/... i said "3 months is pushing it - that's the entire time i'm there - what about 2?"
Jenna G Perry/... she agreed on 2 months
Jenna G Perry/... hmm...
Jenna G Perry/... now i need to decide what to do here...
David A Hertig/... take 2 months
David A Hertig/... this is retarted. jennie isn't back still
Jenna G Perry/... kill her
Jenna G Perry/... it doesn't take long to sign loan docs
Jenna G Perry/... or lease papers
David A Hertig/... the custo is going to
Jenna G Perry/... i'm sure of it
David A Hertig/... it's not even the loan stuff yet.
Jenna G Perry/... hhaaha
David A Hertig/... she's just on lunch
Jenna G Perry/... what an idiot
David A Hertig/... she's supposed to do the loan stuff at 2:30. she's not going to get to if I don't get some food in me, cause I'm not skipping my lunch so she can take 2
Jenna G Perry/... i'll take 2 lunches
Jenna G Perry/... NO!
Jenna G Perry/... i will take NO lunches
Jenna G Perry/... i get confused
Jenna G Perry/... i took a burrito break
David A Hertig/... yeah. non lunch.
David A Hertig/... do other branches take lunches? cause I'm going to
Jenna G Perry/... i don't really think so
Jenna G Perry/... i think they are like us
Jenna G Perry/... if there's time - do, but if not - sorry
Jenna G Perry/... we're salary - we don't get that luxury always
David A Hertig/... I'll make sure I do.
Jenna G Perry/... ok shrek
David A Hertig/... I get that "luxury"
Jenna G Perry/... way to keep the important things in life at the top of your list
Jenna G Perry/... Lunch break
David A Hertig/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... Global warming
David A Hertig/... nope
Jenna G Perry/... Health care
David A Hertig/... nope
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... WAR
Jenna G Perry/... WARRRRRR
David A Hertig/... arrrrrrrrr
Jenna G Perry/... ok - i feel a little better now
David A Hertig/... did you poop?
Jenna G Perry/... regardless i have a place to live
David A Hertig/... that's a good
Jenna G Perry/... either i do it through the company
David A Hertig/... I'd live upstairs at the bank if I were you
Jenna G Perry/... or through these chicks
Jenna G Perry/... i should but we don't have a couch anymore
Jenna G Perry/... i can't sleep on the ground
Jenna G Perry/... i'm fragile
David A Hertig/... hey, remember when I paid more for an STD screening because I had health care, than if I didn't? haha
Jenna G Perry/... you're a sucker
Jenna G Perry/... ooh!
Jenna G Perry/... speaking of...
Jenna G Perry/... i need to get more baby meds
Jenna G Perry/... like yesterday i needed to
Jenna G Perry/... crap
David A Hertig/... you have a baby?
Jenna G Perry/... i have a baby
Jenna G Perry/... a brown one i drop off at the pool
David A Hertig/... YUK! FUNNY!
Jenna G Perry/... i'm funny
Jenna G Perry/... this i know
David A Hertig/... hold time. mad peeps are back,a nd jennie isn't....
Jenna G Perry/... i have an applicant that has worked at american eagle, nike and hollister
Jenna G Perry/... i bet he's ghey
Jenna G Perry/... haha - here's one that works at a plus size store
Jenna G Perry/... discrimination
David A Hertig/... okay, I'm going to grab food after dealing with that mess...
David A Hertig/... late
David A Hertig/... l8
David A Hertig/... backsid
David A Hertig/... e
David A Hertig/... hha
David A Hertig/... ooh, i'm gonna grab water from the back. YUM
Jenna G Perry/... water
Jenna G Perry/... you back yet?
Jenna G Perry/... hi
David A Hertig/... water
Jenna G Perry/... water wings
David A Hertig/... The mad people got dumped on me, jennie walked in during it, and refused to help them
Jenna G Perry/... of course
David A Hertig/... I got to deal with it, they loved me, thanked me for helping them so much, then went down to the main branch to complain to Mary about how horribly Jennie had treated them
Jenna G Perry/... hahaha
Jenna G Perry/... awesome
Jenna G Perry/... did you half ta waive CD fees?
David A Hertig/... they said they were going to sing praises about me to the main branch. haha. they were actually really nice people, Jennie just messed the heck out of their accounts, and then didn't fix it out of laziness, and dodged them when they came in.
David A Hertig/... yeah, I waived fees on the CD.
Jenna G Perry/... lotsa dollahs?
David A Hertig/... I didn't look. I'll have to axe fawn. it was a $25k cd, though...only 2 days old
Jenna G Perry/... oh - then yikes
Jenna G Perry/... did they want the dough or a diff term?
Jenna G Perry/... cause you can do an override in key counselor to avoid waiving that fee if it's a reneg...
Jenna G Perry/... im' eating a mortgage cookie
David A Hertig/... just got the cd penalty amount
David A Hertig/... $1100
David A Hertig/... thanks, jennie
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... yous a sucka
David A Hertig/... remember earlier, when I said that we were doing awesome with fees?
Jenna G Perry/... ZING
Jenna G Perry/... high five to pete
David A Hertig/... I'm going to burn Jennie at the stake
Jenna G Perry/... take it out of her paycheck
David A Hertig/... I want to. She's F'in retarded
Jenna G Perry/... was it a straight "gimme a check?"
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... bummer
David A Hertig/... and we pretty much had to. She messed so much up with it, that we had to help them out. Their IRA is stuck in limbo right now, and that's part of a dude's retirement!
Jenna G Perry/... yipes
Jenna G Perry/... whoopers
David A Hertig/... and what would have saved BOTH accounts? Re-printing correct sig cards to show they were done right, appologizing, and returning phone calls.
Jenna G Perry/... sounds hard
Jenna G Perry/... i wouldn't have been able to do it
David A Hertig/... by the time I was done with the lady, she said "tel ya what, I like you. if you want to just print up a new card for the IRA, I'll leave it here, but only if you're the person we deal with." her hubs came in right then, and said "nope, sorry, I want it out."
Jenna G Perry/... oops
Jenna G Perry/... my body is shutting down
Jenna G Perry/... i can feel my legs not working anymore...
Jenna G Perry/... and even reaching for my mouse sucks
David A Hertig/... whotoh
Jenna G Perry/... i haven't felt this icky in awhile
Jenna G Perry/... this interview should be interesting
Jenna G Perry/... i might fall asleep halfway thruogh
David A Hertig/... sneeze in their face
Jenna G Perry/... if they wipe it off themselves - not hired
Jenna G Perry/... if they leaf my snot on them - you can stay
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... i just overheard lori say "at 4:30 jenna and i have to do an interview..."
Jenna G Perry/... bull
Jenna G Perry/... she hasn't sat in on an interview YET
Jenna G Perry/... JENNA has to do an interview
David A Hertig/... what if she does sit in?
Jenna G Perry/... she wont' e
Jenna G Perry/... be
Jenna G Perry/... she already told me that she might be gone by the time the girl gets here
Jenna G Perry/... it was a lie
Jenna G Perry/... A LIE!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... she's more than welcome to
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... wait - she's not
Jenna G Perry/... we only have a teller
David A Hertig/... can I come dual interview?
Jenna G Perry/... she needs to be inthe lobby
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... wanna watch me work?
David A Hertig/... you should tape record interviews, so I can listen to them
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... they are pretty bad usually
Jenna G Perry/... the people, not me
Jenna G Perry/... i'm nothing but a professional
Jenna G Perry/... HENGH
David A Hertig/... Fwn just told me that if she sticks around, she's goign to make jennie's life hell. I said "isn't that worth sticking around for, in itself?" she laughed, and agreed
David A Hertig/... phon
Jenna G Perry/... so is she staying?
Jenna G Perry/... why will you not answer that?
David A Hertig/... dunno. she'll decide toms
David A Hertig/... she's unsure still. she wants to leave, but knows now that she'll be getting good pay...
Jenna G Perry/... oh ok
Jenna G Perry/... right
Jenna G Perry/... and be living the easy life now
David A Hertig/... yeah, she would be. $14/hr for a stinkin teller? she's probably the highest earning teller in whatcom co
Jenna G Perry/... totally
Jenna G Perry/... down here probably too
David A Hertig/... she makes more than poet meyer!
Jenna G Perry/... probably!
David A Hertig/... what if henry started having a new favorite poem every day on keynet?
Jenna G Perry/... poet meyer
Jenna G Perry/... I WISH
David A Hertig/... and when can we meet him? he's probably really cool
Jenna G Perry/... probably
Jenna G Perry/... uh...soon
Jenna G Perry/... i'm gonna make a bank poem
Jenna G Perry/... keybank
Jenna G Perry/... let me count the ways i love thee
Jenna G Perry/... I love thee in the morning, when it's cold and gray
Jenna G Perry/... i love thee at 8AM when i get to work every day
Jenna G Perry/... (ps - this is all spur of the moment - be impressed)
Jenna G Perry/... i love thee at 9 when the goofs pull on the door
Jenna G Perry/... i love thee when the lady with no clothes on comes in and i say "she looks like a whore"
David A Hertig/... what?
Jenna G Perry/... MORE COMING
Jenna G Perry/... WAIT
Jenna G Perry/... THIS IS A POEM!!!!
David A Hertig/... I WANNA right ONE!
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... ok - i'll stop
Jenna G Perry/... let's email send
David A Hertig/... reverse capitals!
Jenna G Perry/... it'll be easier
David A Hertig/... I just farted
Jenna G Perry/... DO OVER
Jenna G Perry/... not a poem
David A Hertig/... nevermind about the poem
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... unless you're doing one
David A Hertig/... JUAN
Jenna G Perry/... i am
Jenna G Perry/... lori's talking to me too
David A Hertig/... hey, want me to do something cool? I'm going to not smoke ALL weekend!!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... lies
David A Hertig/... non
Jenna G Perry/... me neither
David A Hertig/... I made that goal for myself, and I want to stick to eet
Jenna G Perry/... cause i don't got none
Jenna G Perry/... good way to trick myself
David A Hertig/... I mean cigs, silly
Jenna G Perry/... i might go on a hunt for it
Jenna G Perry/... oh
Jenna G Perry/... do that
David A Hertig/... I have been smoking when I drink, and I hate.
David A Hertig/... I need to knock it off. Only smoke around tree, since I might as well taste like a tray, too
Jenna G Perry/... i think she should stop too
Jenna G Perry/... you both should
Jenna G Perry/... you'll die
Jenna G Perry/... DEATH
David A Hertig/... she will before she has kids, she said, but she likes now
David A Hertig/... whatevs. I'm not going to be around by then, so it's coo
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... honestly, i could care less if people smoke, i just HATE the smell and taste
Jenna G Perry/... kill yourself all you want - just don't do it around me
David A Hertig/... I don't like the smell/taste either, but if I'm drunk, I LOVE a cig
David A Hertig/... dumb
Jenna G Perry/... dumbbbbb
David A Hertig/... haha, found a decent times article, and our phone is about to ring
Jenna G Perry/... good?
Jenna G Perry/... my poem is getting good
Jenna G Perry/... be excited
David A Hertig/... ling ling. "is richelle there?" "did she answer her phone? did her phone say she'd be gone until the 23rd? shut it!"
David A Hertig/... http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/washington/politics-congress-bush.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
Jenna G Perry/... cant read now - busy
Jenna G Perry/... BUSY POEMING
David A Hertig/... meh, it's not that good. it was about putting bush on trial, but at the end, says they probably won't
David A Hertig/... dumbbbbb
Jenna G Perry/... i wish they would
Jenna G Perry/... i'll put him on trial
Jenna G Perry/... ON TRIAL
Jenna G Perry/... there
Jenna G Perry/... wait
Jenna G Perry/... BUSH
Jenna G Perry/... ON TRIAL
Jenna G Perry/... bush is on trial
Jenna G Perry/... on top of trial
David A Hertig/... did you lose your mind?
Jenna G Perry/... yup
Jenna G Perry/... my poem is funny
Jenna G Perry/... i'm giggling at it
Jenna G Perry/... you MIGHT
David A Hertig/... can I share with people here?
David A Hertig/... fawn wants to hear
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... wait
Jenna G Perry/... MOST of it
Jenna G Perry/... maybe not the end
David A Hertig/... i won't forward, i will print
Jenna G Perry/... but i also don't know how to end it
Jenna G Perry/... so i'm just stopping...
Jenna G Perry/... sent
Jenna G Perry/... i ended with "i love thee i love thee i love thee goodbye"
Jenna G Perry/... am i funny or what?????
David A Hertig/... hold, I'll read. jean came over to flirt. I had to clean up the vomit
Jenna G Perry/... EW
Jenna G Perry/... actually, i have to go vault
Jenna G Perry/... tell me how great i am while i'm gone
David A Hertig/... will edit then share
David A Hertig/... I know what to take out
David A Hertig/... oops, I forwarded to henry on accident
Jenna G Perry/... take out pots reference
Jenna G Perry/... duh
Jenna G Perry/... hey - word on the street is mollie is still out
David A Hertig/... out of off-ice?
David A Hertig/... dang diggy dang!
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, still in kansas
David A Hertig/... dan
David A Hertig/... g
Jenna G Perry/... you like my poem
Jenna G Perry/... ?
Jenna G Perry/... you think i'm poet?
Jenna G Perry/... maybe i send to hallsar for a giggle
Jenna G Perry/... minus pots line
Jenna G Perry/... ok i did
David A Hertig/... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
David A Hertig/... YEAHJAFD SITS SDAFDFUNNY
Jenna G Perry/... pete?
Jenna G Perry/... that you?
David A Hertig/... HAHA
Jenna G Perry/... SO FUNNY
David A Hertig/... this is doodle
Jenna G Perry/... prove it
David A Hertig/... haha Im drinking water
Jenna G Perry/... haha that's not funny
David A Hertig/... im moving to portland!
Jenna G Perry/... hi pete
David A Hertig/... its DOODLE
Jenna G Perry/... what's a doodle?
David A Hertig/... david
David A Hertig/... me
Jenna G Perry/... never heard of it
Jenna G Perry/... some idiot must have come up with that nickname
David A Hertig/... hoo
Jenna G Perry/... i NO who came up with it
David A Hertig/... hoo?
David A Hertig/... just kidding, it's D
David A Hertig/... I was trying to come up with muffin answers
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... the lack of punctuation threw me off
David A Hertig/... yeah, I thought I did a gud jab
David A Hertig/... thot
Jenna G Perry/... thot
David A Hertig/... ya i thot i did a gud job
Jenna G Perry/... jawb
David A Hertig/... jawb
David A Hertig/... !
David A Hertig/... 11111
Jenna G Perry/... at
Jenna G Perry/... some old kook is on th ephone
David A Hertig/... nice
Jenna G Perry/... "you're late with bank stmts are late!!!"
David A Hertig/... are late are late
Jenna G Perry/... "are you FDIC insured
Jenna G Perry/... OF COURSE!
Jenna G Perry/... here's lori's favorite trick
Jenna G Perry/... as soon as she opens an acct
Jenna G Perry/... and is walking the customer out
Jenna G Perry/... she walks them by my desk and goes "and if you OD yourself you're dealing with this fiesty one...."
Jenna G Perry/... I snarl
Jenna G Perry/... they run away
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... i told danya about the sneezing on the interviewee plan
Jenna G Perry/... she liked it
David A Hertig/... nice.
David A Hertig/... shold have sneezed on her
Jenna G Perry/... i will
Jenna G Perry/... it's in 30 mins
David A Hertig/... can I buy a motorcycle when I move to Portland?
Jenna G Perry/... sure
Jenna G Perry/... can you wreck it?
David A Hertig/... no
Jenna G Perry/... i feel like lori is gonna make out with the person she's talking to
Jenna G Perry/... it's the manager that got fired for reversing fees on her son's acct
Jenna G Perry/... she comes in to visit all the time
Jenna G Perry/... and they are CLOSE talking
Jenna G Perry/... hallsar laughed outloud to my poem
Jenna G Perry/... she said she liked "banter" rhyming with "decanter" and the fact that the bank DOESNT know how much PTO i have planned...
Jenna G Perry/... suckers
David A Hertig/... hengh
David A Hertig/... trickers
David A Hertig/... ooh, newly hot girl is here
Jenna G Perry/... newly?
David A Hertig/... she got hot. it's so weird.
David A Hertig/... the one that lost like 20, and was all of a sudden a hottie. Like, she got a solild stride now, and stuff. confidence>all
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... i wanna see her without clothes
Jenna G Perry/... that's funny - i feel like I'm "newly" hot
Jenna G Perry/... like i've always been hot
Jenna G Perry/... but i got skinnier and my hair got shorter
David A Hertig/... well played. bounce in yo step!
Jenna G Perry/... and all of the sudden they are coming out of the woodwork
Jenna G Perry/... I'm oldly hot
David A Hertig/... moldy?
Jenna G Perry/... yup
Jenna G Perry/... moldy
David A Hertig/... me too!
Jenna G Perry/... i need to get back into working out
Jenna G Perry/... being sick makes you not wanna
David A Hertig/... I'm D-fear the power of the hair
Jenna G Perry/... YIKES!
David A Hertig/... I'm gonna go balanthe
Jenna G Perry/... i should too
Jenna G Perry/... bye
Jenna G Perry/... i'm back
Jenna G Perry/... are you?
David A Hertig/... I'M BASKC HAHA
Jenna G Perry/... bizzack
Jenna G Perry/... hallsar thinks i should submit my poem to ask henry
Jenna G Perry/... i think i should too
Jenna G Perry/... i'm pretty clever
Jenna G Perry/... cleaver
Jenna G Perry/... like to chop with
David A Hertig/... we should write a clean one, that is really cool to key, and send that to him. he'd like it. SMILES!
David A Hertig/... we're Keeks (key geeks)
Jenna G Perry/... i think so too
Jenna G Perry/... hallsar said we should too
Jenna G Perry/... i agreed
David A Hertig/... I just sent byl an email, to brag about my raise, and the fact that I'm moving. salt, meet wound. haha
David A Hertig/... it cheered me up
Jenna G Perry/... you meet maturity
David A Hertig/... not that I was sad
Jenna G Perry/... hahah
Jenna G Perry/... : )
Jenna G Perry/... think the fatty walking in the door is my interview??
Jenna G Perry/... i hope not....
David A Hertig/... meh, she's probably having fun right now, too. She's probably drinking wine, and walking all over a boy, haha
David A Hertig/... is it?
Jenna G Perry/... i dunno
David A Hertig/... is it?
David A Hertig/... is it?
Jenna G Perry/... nope!
David A Hertig/... is it?
Jenna G Perry/... WHEW
Jenna G Perry/... IS NOT
David A Hertig/... good deal. only hire pretty people. it helps bring in business
Jenna G Perry/... i NO
Jenna G Perry/... hey - let's start a band
Jenna G Perry/... key bank and the keytars
Jenna G Perry/... i'll write the songs
Jenna G Perry/... and play the keytar
Jenna G Perry/... you be the other stuff
Jenna G Perry/... maybe a kitten could bang a drum
Jenna G Perry/... or be background vocals
Jenna G Perry/... "meow meow"
Jenna G Perry/... ps - manager leaving doesn't start at new branch until mid august
Jenna G Perry/... i just found out
David A Hertig/... well, when are they going to start the moving around?
David A Hertig/... as soon as it's known, I'll talk to mollie about it, no worries. we can get stuff out of the way before hand...
David A Hertig/... missed time.
Jenna G Perry/... barely
David A Hertig/... I'm going to go home I think
Jenna G Perry/... i blame you
Jenna G Perry/... can i?
Jenna G Perry/... nope - interview
David A Hertig/... no, you sneeze on someone
Jenna G Perry/... yeth
David A Hertig/... I'll go home, and poop
Jenna G Perry/... honestly doodle, i'm not positron they are putting an ops there
Jenna G Perry/... just a suspicion
David A Hertig/... that's okay. I'm going to tell mollie "open me a branch"
Jenna G Perry/... she would
Jenna G Perry/... or will
Jenna G Perry/... or MIGHT
David A Hertig/... she won't like me
David A Hertig/... is she cute
Jenna G Perry/... i don't either
David A Hertig/... /
Jenna G Perry/... she reminds me of baker
David A Hertig/... OH NO
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... bleach blond hair
Jenna G Perry/... large boned
Jenna G Perry/... loud laugh
David A Hertig/... cool. I'll like her
Jenna G Perry/... i know
Jenna G Perry/... that's why i liked her right away
Jenna G Perry/... i told sharon before that mollie reminded me of her
Jenna G Perry/... sharon goes "so she's cute then?"
Jenna G Perry/... i said "EEEEWWWW"
David A Hertig/... hengh
David A Hertig/... sharon was hitting on you
Jenna G Perry/... pass
David A Hertig/... bird, I'm out
Jenna G Perry/... NO!
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... bye
Jenna G Perry/... good eve to you
David A Hertig/... I'll be doing T-21 training toms, so it'll be mostly email...
David A Hertig/... GOODBYE TO YOU SIR
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... lateeeeee