7/18 Convo with D

David A Hertig/... POOP NUGGETS
Jenna G Perry/... why?
David A Hertig/... just cause.
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... HENGH
Jenna G Perry/... hi - happy friday
David A Hertig/... tree got the sushi job
David A Hertig/... happy
Jenna G Perry/... i was gonna axe today!
Jenna G Perry/... i was thinking bout it this morning actually
David A Hertig/... awwwww
David A Hertig/... yeah, and she had an interview at another place, so she might be getting that one, too. She said she was going to just drive up and surprise me this weekend if she didn't have the other interview.
Jenna G Perry/... nice cream sandwich
David A Hertig/... then she told me to come down next weekend, and the weekend after. I called her selfish, and said I might. haha
Jenna G Perry/... NO
Jenna G Perry/... next weekend you work
David A Hertig/... non
Jenna G Perry/... stop being retarded
David A Hertig/... HAHAHA
David A Hertig/... I am lame.
Jenna G Perry/... i NO
Jenna G Perry/... new kid is wearing a belly shirt
Jenna G Perry/... wha???
David A Hertig/... no can do, idiot
Jenna G Perry/... right, pull that ish down
David A Hertig/... I have a belly shirt on, too
David A Hertig/... fawn is leafing.... crap. want a teller job in bellingham?
Jenna G Perry/... ps - rosie sent me an email that said she took a poo at the vatician
Jenna G Perry/... i love her
Jenna G Perry/... no teller job - sorry
David A Hertig/... you sure? I start at 9.00/hr
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... we start at 10/hr in oregon
Jenna G Perry/... tell fawn THAT
Jenna G Perry/... a kid pointed at my ipod this morning and goes "oooh - zune!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... NO! Are you the only idiot that has never seen an ipod???
David A Hertig/... punch to the face, NOW
David A Hertig/... oh my god...
David A Hertig/... you know those peeps that were pissed at jean yesterday?
David A Hertig/... we did a closeout of the cd yesterday, sent tickets down. instead of closing the one cd out, they opened a new one, so now there's 2 cds in their name, and one ira. what's going on?!?!
Jenna G Perry/... weird
Jenna G Perry/... that's confusing
David A Hertig/... yeah, it's like peeps are going out of their way to mess this stuff up.
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... i told sarah and justin the zune/ipod thing
Jenna G Perry/... sarah didn't know what a zune was
David A Hertig/... microsuck
Jenna G Perry/... she's like "am i too old???"
Jenna G Perry/... i said "yup"
David A Hertig/... I'm not too old!
Jenna G Perry/... you are
David A Hertig/... oh
Jenna G Perry/... i spent all yesterday after work with toilet paper up my nostrils
Jenna G Perry/... i'm not kidding, if i didn't do that the snot poured out of my nose
Jenna G Perry/... like i would blow, then it would come flowing out again
David A Hertig/... ick, I sorry
Jenna G Perry/... like the dam to stop the snot in me is broken
Jenna G Perry/... i slept with it in my nose too cause it was running down my face
Jenna G Perry/... it was fun?
Jenna G Perry/... i'm going over to apartmentsville after work today to meat with the girls
Jenna G Perry/... i REALLY don't want to feeling like this
David A Hertig/... you should take pictures of them
David A Hertig/... and feel better. sleep in tomorrow, kay?
Jenna G Perry/... and shwo you?
David A Hertig/... yeth
Jenna G Perry/... i can't - i work
David A Hertig/... awwww... soonday, sweep festival 200
David A Hertig/... 2008
Jenna G Perry/... i think i'm gonna go rent a butt load of movies though tonight and sit on the couch the rest of the weekend
David A Hertig/... did you know that Leopold II was a monster?
Jenna G Perry/... i don't know leopold II at all
Jenna G Perry/... did you know henry meyer was a poet?
David A Hertig/... I'm reading pretty horrid things. cutting children's hands off, whipping people to death, beatings, rape
David A Hertig/... yeah, henry is a cool dude
David A Hertig/... that's science
Jenna G Perry/... what's this leopold II dude?
Jenna G Perry/... is he a book?
Jenna G Perry/... or a real life person?
David A Hertig/... it's the book I'm reading. Leopold's ghost. Kind leopold II went into the congo, and harvested rubber from rubber trees, using slave labor of the people living there. It's basically the diamond mine type thing, just with rubber in the congo...
Jenna G Perry/... ahhh...
Jenna G Perry/... sounds icky
David A Hertig/... true story, and when leopold was alive, everyone thought he was a total humanitarian, until he was exposed by a reporter...
Jenna G Perry/... OH NO
David A Hertig/... he was about as bad as hitler. Killed 100s of thousands
Jenna G Perry/... like Bush...
Jenna G Perry/... Bush = leopold
David A Hertig/... worse than bush...so far
Jenna G Perry/... just wait - more will be revealed
David A Hertig/... B-dizzle has time to catch up, though
Jenna G Perry/... i'm hungry
Jenna G Perry/... EVERY DAY
Jenna G Perry/... 9AM bird = hungry
Jenna G Perry/... what the hell
Jenna G Perry/... i'll eat nuts
David A Hertig/... hengh. airwick nuts
Jenna G Perry/... non
Jenna G Perry/... almonds
Jenna G Perry/... peanuts
Jenna G Perry/... dried raspberries
Jenna G Perry/... papaya
David A Hertig/... nice
Jenna G Perry/... trail mix - FTW
Jenna G Perry/... https://keynet.keybank.com/knnews.nsf/0/EF5A40B2AB3A186B85257488004DA7E3.html
Jenna G Perry/... think a poem happens too?
David A Hertig/... lets go to cleveland, and listen
Jenna G Perry/... non
David A Hertig/... awwww...
David A Hertig/... the cubs are for sale :O so is wrigley field. split it?
Jenna G Perry/... sure
Jenna G Perry/... sounds good
Jenna G Perry/... hey - so any word on when lakeway is doing t21 now?
David A Hertig/... nope
Jenna G Perry/... or is it unknown
David A Hertig/... sharon sent an email yesterday saying "sorry this all sucks, hang in there, it's getting frustrating, I know"
Jenna G Perry/... bummer
David A Hertig/... there's system issues again that they need to iron out
David A Hertig/... hummer
Jenna G Perry/... turkey more like it
David A Hertig/... oh
Jenna G Perry/... i'm pretty happy about Rosie's "holy sh!t"
Jenna G Perry/... that's what she's calling it
Jenna G Perry/... one of our merchants has the FUNNIEST body shapes
Jenna G Perry/... i can't stop staring
Jenna G Perry/... it's an older female (like 60's)
Jenna G Perry/... tiny head - short lesbo hair cut
Jenna G Perry/... HUGE tatas and stomach
Jenna G Perry/... skinny arms
Jenna G Perry/... skinny legs
Jenna G Perry/... picture that one
David A Hertig/... haha, that's funny.
David A Hertig/... I saw a lady last night that looked like rosie+20 years
David A Hertig/... it was wild.
David A Hertig/... I talked to her
Jenna G Perry/... weird...
Jenna G Perry/... where were you?
Jenna G Perry/... concert or something - yeth?
David A Hertig/... starvin sams, buying beer
Jenna G Perry/... oh - i thought you were going to see a friend do something
David A Hertig/... I was going to, but it got too late (10:45), and I went to bed instead... hengh
David A Hertig/... I'm old during the week
Jenna G Perry/... i'm too
Jenna G Perry/... like i have been in bed by 10 every night
David A Hertig/... someone just jogged in the branch, made a deposit, then jogged out. weird
Jenna G Perry/... hallsar made fun of me the other night when i left their place at 8:30 to "get ready for bed"
Jenna G Perry/... whoops
Jenna G Perry/... jog jog jog
David A Hertig/... I'm going to my room around 10:00 every night, and guitaring for a while, then reading, the sleep
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... sleepy
Jenna G Perry/... that sounds nice right now
David A Hertig/... I'm PISSED right now, cause the sound card in my laptop is starting to go out on me, and I'm trying to record my guitar jam sessions...
Jenna G Perry/... your lap records?
Jenna G Perry/... neats!
David A Hertig/... not neat, cause now it doesn't
Jenna G Perry/... oh
Jenna G Perry/... NOT NEAT
Jenna G Perry/... ANGER
David A Hertig/... I was jamming last night in the jelly room, and I was recording that... I hear the door open, and who is it? Ben! He walks over, plugs his ipod in (which makes the recording go all wonky, while it recognizes the ipod), sits at the drums, and starts playing. I'm like "dude, I was doing something in here, and you just pulled bull in a china shop on me"
David A Hertig/... I'm getting SO sick of him doing that. he does that kind of stuff all the time. When you're watching tv, he'll come out with an acoustic guitar, and just start playing nothing really loud, over the tv. Chris was listening to music on pandora yesterday, ben walked in, and turned the keyboard way up, drowning out what chris was doing...
Jenna G Perry/... what does he say when you guys yell at him?
Jenna G Perry/... like does he stop?
Jenna G Perry/... or just ignore?
David A Hertig/... no, he just looks at us funny, and is like "I gotta practice!"
Jenna G Perry/... PRACTICE A DIFFERENT TIME!!!
David A Hertig/... well, wait until Im' done doing what I'm doing. Don't just come raging in, and kick us out."
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... weird
David A Hertig/... it's really annoying.
Jenna G Perry/... maybe he doesn't have social skills
David A Hertig/... I DO NOT WANT him as a roomie
Jenna G Perry/... like doesn't get the hint
David A Hertig/... he doesn't
Jenna G Perry/... be REALLY direct
Jenna G Perry/... "ben - when i'm in here - DONT come in"
David A Hertig/... he throws a fit when you're direct
Jenna G Perry/... throw away
Jenna G Perry/... at least you'll get some time to peanut butter and jelly
David A Hertig/... he also likes to critique mine, and chris' playing. Like, when we're just jamming something original, he'll go "you missed a note back there, like twice" uh, no, I didn't. go practice drums on your knees
Jenna G Perry/... haha
David A Hertig/... he's gone on Sunday for a couple of days. I'm going to record songs while he's gone
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, enjoy that
Jenna G Perry/... oh - i talked to tyler for awhile yesterday
Jenna G Perry/... jealous????
David A Hertig/... KIND OF!
David A Hertig/... yeah
David A Hertig/... yeah
David A Hertig/... yeah
David A Hertig/... yeah
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... his doggie has cancer...
David A Hertig/... yeah
David A Hertig/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... : (
David A Hertig/... :(
Jenna G Perry/... he was sad
David A Hertig/... me too
Jenna G Perry/... you have cancer
David A Hertig/... never a good thing when a pup is sick
David A Hertig/... thanks, jerk
Jenna G Perry/... he was really bummed out
David A Hertig/... I probably do
Jenna G Perry/... you have guitar cancer
David A Hertig/... maybe
Jenna G Perry/... he got my acct number and is supposed to be giving me dough today!
Jenna G Perry/... i was impressed
Jenna G Perry/... I hadn't even asked yet...
Jenna G Perry/... i was going to give him a few weeks to get settled
Jenna G Perry/... then ask
Jenna G Perry/... i guess i have given him a few weeks...
David A Hertig/... nice
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... he ALSO found out yesterday he didn't get the city jobs he wanted
Jenna G Perry/... i said "bad day - huh?"
David A Hertig/... yeah
David A Hertig/... it would be neat if we had pandora on our work computers
Jenna G Perry/... agreed
Jenna G Perry/... i would listen to it right now
Jenna G Perry/... would you?
David A Hertig/... no
Jenna G Perry/... lies
David A Hertig/... haha, jennie has poop storms hitting her today
Jenna G Perry/... good
Jenna G Perry/... that making you smile?
Jenna G Perry/... ooh- i have to poop
Jenna G Perry/... just realized
Jenna G Perry/... ok - candidate eval done
Jenna G Perry/... should i call people today and set up interviews for next week?
David A Hertig/... yea
Jenna G Perry/... maybe i'll wait to see my reserve schedule and how i get...
David A Hertig/... dang, I tried to hire hummer, she said no. I'm out of options!
David A Hertig/... ooh, here's what fawn's letter of resignation said:
David A Hertig/... To whom it may concern: This isa two week notice for Fawn Jones. My last day will be on July 28th, 2008.
David A Hertig/... then she drew a frowny face next to the date
David A Hertig/... what? dumb
Jenna G Perry/... funny
David A Hertig/... she's retarded
Jenna G Perry/... no
Jenna G Perry/... when we were in high school and tennille was quitting the italian restaurant we worked at her letter went like this
Jenna G Perry/... "i'm quitting because i've gained 15 lbs working here"
Jenna G Perry/... hahahaha
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... I hada dream with tennille in it last ngiht
Jenna G Perry/... i hope you were playing scrabble
Jenna G Perry/... tennille is good at scrabble
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... I'd suck at scrabble,a nd don't know how to play.
David A Hertig/... it was non sesual dream though...
David A Hertig/... pretty much
David A Hertig/... oh no, I have a tummy ache, and need to POO
Jenna G Perry/... do it
Jenna G Perry/... ok - now new kid is wearing pants and a bra
Jenna G Perry/... NOT OK
David A Hertig/... what?
Jenna G Perry/... she was changing clothes on the teller line
Jenna G Perry/... done now
David A Hertig/... wait, you're serious?
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... can't make that stuff up
David A Hertig/... WHERE'S YOUR CAMERA?!?!?!
Jenna G Perry/... gross
David A Hertig/... whatever
Jenna G Perry/... whatever your mom
David A Hertig/... good. now HR won't let me terminate fawn
Jenna G Perry/... terminate yourself
Jenna G Perry/... see if they let you do that
David A Hertig/... terminator
David A Hertig/... II
Jenna G Perry/... yup
Jenna G Perry/... tres
David A Hertig/... how do you close a CRC when the client dies, if there's dough owed on it?
Jenna G Perry/... call answerbank
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... it's some charge off process
David A Hertig/... kill you
Jenna G Perry/... like the family still has to pay it
Jenna G Perry/... or whoever is getting the estate
David A Hertig/... sweet. fawn is going to spend the next 2 weeks training ash on vault
Jenna G Perry/... sorry your dead - pay us money
Jenna G Perry/... sweet
David A Hertig/... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
David A Hertig/... haha gina your so funny
Jenna G Perry/... ha
Jenna G Perry/... HA
Jenna G Perry/... i look like crap
Jenna G Perry/... i have huge dark circles under my eyes
Jenna G Perry/... i just noticed
Jenna G Perry/... lack of sleep = me
David A Hertig/... >you
David A Hertig/... today is phone linging day
Jenna G Perry/... right...ours did that this morning
Jenna G Perry/... lots
David A Hertig/... yeah it hasn't stopped since early today. right when I got here, it started, hasn't stopped. as soon as we start doing something, ling ling
Jenna G Perry/... LING LING
Jenna G Perry/... is it me? hanging up?
David A Hertig/... mary just said "I'll ask John how many hours we can get your next person." I said "buh, buh... full time"
David A Hertig/... she gave me "we'll hope for it, but no promises"
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... i have 2 20 hr peeps
Jenna G Perry/... and a 36 hr
David A Hertig/... don otwant
Jenna G Perry/... actually...
Jenna G Perry/... it's not bad
Jenna G Perry/... i can work them more when others go on vaca
Jenna G Perry/... i like it better than one full time
David A Hertig/... but we had two full timers, and I like that. easy schedule
David A Hertig/... whatevs, i'll cope
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... i have a nut job at my desk
Jenna G Perry/... new kid just yelled over at me (while a person is at my desk)
Jenna G Perry/... "i can't find the check ordering system!!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... doesn't matter - i'm busy bye
Jenna G Perry/... alright, nut job is done
Jenna G Perry/... think going home is an option?
Jenna G Perry/... i'm dying...
David A Hertig/... is lori der?
David A Hertig/... guess who is the biggest idiot on the face of the earth
Jenna G Perry/... you
Jenna G Perry/... pete
Jenna G Perry/... me
David A Hertig/... ME!!!
Jenna G Perry/... why?
David A Hertig/... So, I was talking to humdizzle on the telephizzle. I go "so, I'm working next weekend, and when were fawn's dates? I'll see if ash can work them." her: "david! i already told you! Amber isn't leaving, so she's working that day! HAHA!"
Jenna G Perry/... you are a fool
Jenna G Perry/... wait - amber was leaving?
Jenna G Perry/... did i know that?
David A Hertig/... god. I forget, I forget, I forget...then I don't have to
Jenna G Perry/... dork
David A Hertig/... amber was having balanthing trouble a while ago, was on final, turned in notice to avoid being fired. hum talked her into staying, she balanthed, she's doing fine now. I was supposed to work for her, since she was going to have left by then...
Jenna G Perry/... ahhh....
Jenna G Perry/... i have balanthing trouble
Jenna G Perry/... i just made tea
Jenna G Perry/... this better cure me
Jenna G Perry/... or else i'm leafing after danya goes to lunch
David A Hertig/... so, can I come to Portland now?
David A Hertig/... no
Jenna G Perry/... no
Jenna G Perry/... you come put money down on condos
Jenna G Perry/... k?
David A Hertig/... oh
Jenna G Perry/... or just one condo
David A Hertig/... maybe
Jenna G Perry/... not more than one
Jenna G Perry/... might be tricky
David A Hertig/... I really do need to do that
Jenna G Perry/... oh wait - get a job first
Jenna G Perry/... that should be #1
David A Hertig/... yeah, get job is better than buying condo, then not having work lol forclosure
David A Hertig/... fore
Jenna G Perry/... four
Jenna G Perry/... tea might be working...
Jenna G Perry/... i feel like coming back into my body a little...
Jenna G Perry/... life, not like
Jenna G Perry/... i = smart
David A Hertig/... like comoingasgn;
Jenna G Perry/... why was fawn working some saturdays?
Jenna G Perry/... just for kicks?
David A Hertig/... to help out
David A Hertig/... it's gonna suck when she leaves
David A Hertig/... great. RHINO!!!!!
David A Hertig/... oot, dodged her
Jenna G Perry/... suck one
Jenna G Perry/... i'm bummed - amy is now saying she's not coming down next weekend
Jenna G Perry/... i guess it gives me time to move and crap
David A Hertig/... tell her I'm coming down. see if that changes is
David A Hertig/... it
Jenna G Perry/... but i'm getting really sick of always going up there
Jenna G Perry/... and them never coming down
David A Hertig/... ell oh ell
David A Hertig/... who stole my ears!
David A Hertig/... oh no!
David A Hertig/... who put a mop on my head? I eat mop
Jenna G Perry/... i did
Jenna G Perry/... one mop
Jenna G Perry/... did fawn say why she
Jenna G Perry/... s chosing WECU over key?
David A Hertig/... they're better than us in almost every way?
David A Hertig/... I'll go with that.
Jenna G Perry/... o
Jenna G Perry/... k
Jenna G Perry/... i
Jenna G Perry/... was
Jenna G Perry/... just
Jenna G Perry/... curious
David A Hertig/... i
David A Hertig/... was
David A Hertig/... just
David A Hertig/... joking
David A Hertig/... kind
David A Hertig/... of
David A Hertig/... not
David A Hertig/... really
David A Hertig/... maybe
David A Hertig/... hengh
David A Hertig/... typing
David A Hertig/... things
David A Hertig/... in
David A Hertig/... a
David A Hertig/... line
David A Hertig/... like
David A Hertig/... this
David A Hertig/... is
David A Hertig/... fun
David A Hertig/... i'm
David A Hertig/... going
David A Hertig/... to
David A Hertig/... do
David A Hertig/... my
David A Hertig/... t-21
David A Hertig/... labs
David A Hertig/... in
David A Hertig/... the
David A Hertig/... back
David A Hertig/... now
David A Hertig/... peace
David A Hertig/... for
David A Hertig/... a
David A Hertig/... minute
David A Hertig/... or
David A Hertig/... hours
Jenna G Perry/... bye
Jenna G Perry/... ps - that was mesmorizing
Jenna G Perry/... it was weird
David A Hertig/... oop, I have a wire to send before I go back
Jenna G Perry/... oop indeed
David A Hertig/... I just chewed fawn, and told her not to be worthless her last 2 weeks. I just gave her and ashley 2 audits to complete, and when I went behind the line, they were looking at mind puzzle things online...
David A Hertig/... I told her if she goofs off, i'll release her early, and call it good
Jenna G Perry/... oops
Jenna G Perry/... fire her
Jenna G Perry/... i did that before
Jenna G Perry/... ok - amy REALLY isn't coming
Jenna G Perry/... i said I'm getting an amy voodoo doll and murdering it next weekend
David A Hertig/... not even for M kisses?
Jenna G Perry/... nope
Jenna G Perry/... she's like "well you're always home cause of wedding stuff..."
David A Hertig/... dang diggy!
Jenna G Perry/... no - i make special trips and extend them for those jokers
Jenna G Perry/... eat poop
David A Hertig/... hey, we have an iditarod team for next year
Jenna G Perry/... i'm pissed
Jenna G Perry/... SWEET
Jenna G Perry/... who?
Jenna G Perry/... me
Jenna G Perry/... you
Jenna G Perry/... tree?
Jenna G Perry/... hallsar
Jenna G Perry/... footesar?
David A Hertig/... walkie,
Jenna G Perry/... comma
David A Hertig/... prolly non tree, er... haven't asked. I forget she lives there, haha
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... dork
David A Hertig/... I asked both walker and Ben if they'd want to do it, and ben pulled his normal jerk, cocky, negative towards everyone "I don't want to. I'm not as 'in' to portland as you are"
David A Hertig/... what? it's just a fun thing. dont' be a tool, ya tool
Jenna G Perry/... i'm into portland
Jenna G Perry/... i live here
Jenna G Perry/... crap - i wanted to spend the weekend downtown
Jenna G Perry/... i can't if i'm sick!
David A Hertig/... oh no
David A Hertig/... call tree, hang with her
David A Hertig/... get her sick
Jenna G Perry/... that messes YOU up then
Jenna G Perry/... no chance
Jenna G Perry/... i don't want to weiner block
Jenna G Perry/... i'm gonna go blow a nose
Jenna G Perry/... have fun with wires and t21
David A Hertig/... nice
Jenna G Perry/... ops from tanas just wrote me an email
Jenna G Perry/... she said the robber was SCREAMING on monday and she could hear it all the way in the back
Jenna G Perry/... yikes!
David A Hertig/... The stalker!
David A Hertig/... ask the ops person if they're goig to quit
Jenna G Perry/... are you going to quit?
David A Hertig/... goig
Jenna G Perry/... you're an ops person
David A Hertig/... I'm going to quit talking to you
Jenna G Perry/... hey!!!
Jenna G Perry/... knock that off
David A Hertig/... stupid jeans is on lunch, so I'm back at desk
Jenna G Perry/... i'm at my desk too
Jenna G Perry/... !
Jenna G Perry/... feeling better
Jenna G Perry/... tea cured me
Jenna G Perry/... : )
Jenna G Perry/... which is good cause i was thinking going home was a bad option
David A Hertig/... I want to go home.
Jenna G Perry/... can't
David A Hertig/... jennie is pissing me off. She's on "lunch", but she's standing behind the teller line, distracting fawn and ashley. I know she's not going to count this time as being on lunch. I'm going to yell. hold.
Jenna G Perry/... PETE!!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... GO TO RUNCH!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... i did it - you're welcome
David A Hertig/... she's showing her condo off
Jenna G Perry/... i wanna see
David A Hertig/... I want these keycounselor notifications to stop. STOP!
Jenna G Perry/... show me
David A Hertig/... I'm going to go pee.
Jenna G Perry/... no
Jenna G Perry/... pee in a bottle
Jenna G Perry/... show me condo
David A Hertig/... yeth, ready? go
Jenna G Perry/... NOW
Jenna G Perry/... NOOO!
Jenna G Perry/... ps - did you like my wiki finds?
Jenna G Perry/... the hummer one was funny
David A Hertig/... yeah, good show
Jenna G Perry/... hey - hallsar just said i can babysit kittens if i promise to be responsible
David A Hertig/... so, I need a death certificate to close that crc for dead lady. problem is, she's the only one on the account. i can't exactly call her, and ask for one
Jenna G Perry/... i said "ok, if i don't kill kittens, then i can babysit kids"
Jenna G Perry/... "if i kill a kitten, keep your kids away from me"
Jenna G Perry/... death death death
Jenna G Perry/... call God, have him fax it to you
David A Hertig/... this is driving me nuts
Jenna G Perry/... sweet - Sarah agreed to the deal
Jenna G Perry/... kill a kitten - can't see kids, keep a kitten alive, gets to toss a kid
Jenna G Perry/... i like it
David A Hertig/... yuk. kids are dumb
Jenna G Perry/... i know
Jenna G Perry/... they were showing me fliers for a house they were looking at
Jenna G Perry/... 4 bedrooms
Jenna G Perry/... I said "how many kids you having???"
Jenna G Perry/... Justin goes "LOTS!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... PASSSSS
Jenna G Perry/... i thought the plan was 2
Jenna G Perry/... Sarah better not wizard out like 13 at once...
Jenna G Perry/... ps - new beer called "hopsar"
Jenna G Perry/... we said "you made beer sarah??"
David A Hertig/... jesus. that generation is going to be a bloody mess
David A Hertig/... I'm being lazy, and letting fawn train ashley on audits
Jenna G Perry/... perfs
David A Hertig/... I got a new cell phone yesterday. ordered it after I had a few beers
Jenna G Perry/... really?
Jenna G Perry/... is it fancy?
David A Hertig/... not really
David A Hertig/... I signed new contract for it.
Jenna G Perry/... i thought you were gonna switch...
Jenna G Perry/... or something
David A Hertig/... I'm grandfathered into my current plan, so they can't change it on me, and it's way better than what's available with other providers.
Jenna G Perry/... ahh....
Jenna G Perry/... smart
David A Hertig/... even though T-mo just upped their text fees to .20!!!
Jenna G Perry/... yipes
Jenna G Perry/... wait - do you not have a plan for texters?
David A Hertig/... I do
David A Hertig/... 1000
David A Hertig/... not going over, barely!
David A Hertig/... I wanna do eet with a redhead
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... really?
Jenna G Perry/... i have before.
Jenna G Perry/... jealous?
David A Hertig/... ugh. rhino
David A Hertig/... jean issues
Jenna G Perry/... hopefully she's still there...
Jenna G Perry/... i think i'm gonna go soup it up
Jenna G Perry/... burritos didn't fix me
Jenna G Perry/... back to the soup plan
David A Hertig/... okay, you're gone. story time
David A Hertig/... lady comes in, jennie was supposed to order a debit card for her account, never did. shock.
David A Hertig/... Lady tells me the name, I look it up, no account under that name. She gives me her name, I find the account, TOTALLY different name. Here's what the lady said the account name is (and this part is equally retarded): Certified Greenhouse Hothouse Vegetable Producers Association Of North America (what the?)
David A Hertig/... I say "uh, it's under CT corporation system" she says no, we verify the TIN, amount in account, it is under our cost center.
David A Hertig/... tells me to order a debit card, and change name. I do.
David A Hertig/... I order, she says "I want miles on it" nice. I re-order, and get to cancel the first one.
David A Hertig/... I order the miles card, and she says "where is it going? I want it sent here."
David A Hertig/... I look it up "uh, olympia, here's the addy"
David A Hertig/... her "what?! no!!!!!! it can't go there. that's not our address. what did Jennie do to our account?!"
David A Hertig/... I guess she's been in 3 times so far to try to fix things, and every time she comes in, it gets worse. CAN NOT WAIT TO LEAVE
David A Hertig/... going to do T21...
Jenna G Perry/... im back
Jenna G Perry/... you still there?
Jenna G Perry/... PS - i think mollie is back in action
Jenna G Perry/... i'm starting to get emails from her again...
Jenna G Perry/... you're STILL missing
Jenna G Perry/... that's ok - i'll tell you what lori just said "next week, dont' open anything or do anything, just collect checks. I'll do it when i get back." right....
Jenna G Perry/... not a chance control freak
David A Hertig/... back
Jenna G Perry/... hi
Jenna G Perry/... where do you think you went?
David A Hertig/... T-21, and lunching quite a bit, Y0
Jenna G Perry/... y0?
David A Hertig/... now, I'm going to run to buy a red bull, so I can be all jacked up after work. I told Ben I was going to play guitar by myself tonight, cause I want to just get a jam session recorded. He said cool, no drums. thanks, man!
Jenna G Perry/... direct
Jenna G Perry/... good
David A Hertig/... jennie is talking to a friend on the phone, and scream laughing again... I keep saying "hey, shut the HE&* up" to her, and she just goes about laughing.
David A Hertig/... she needs to be finding out what's going on with a SDB payment she threw in Ci other, and she's not working. I'm going to kill. KILL!
David A Hertig/... actually, I'm leaving for a few minutes. I'm going to get redbull. bye for a few minutos
Jenna G Perry/... bye?
Jenna G Perry/... bring me one back pleath
David A Hertig/... DONE!
David A Hertig/... now, I gotta go fineesh up the T-21 labs. barb!
Jenna G Perry/... NO!
Jenna G Perry/... ok
Jenna G Perry/... i just had a REALLY good chat with Mollie....
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... good work. why won't she chat with me? :(
David A Hertig/... no love fo me
Jenna G Perry/... she told me she was afraid i was putting in my 2 weeks
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... she's like "oh! this is WAY better of a talk than i thought it was going to be!!!"
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... ps - amy just asked me if she can get us a cross bow for a housewarming pressie
Jenna G Perry/... i said you are blind so no
David A Hertig/... cross bow, YES!
Jenna G Perry/... oh i said no
David A Hertig/... done with T-21 training. not a bad system. some things will take longer, but a lot of the stuff is QUICK
Jenna G Perry/... i said "pleath look at our registry"
Jenna G Perry/... we best register at crossbows.com then...
David A Hertig/... nah, just ONE crossbow, the rest of the things will be Blueray player, kegerator, cash, cash, cash, beer, whiskey, King size tempur pedics, italian leather sofa, 2000 count egyptian cotton sheets, payoff of audi/volvo, a new motorcycle, more cash, '67 Fender American strat, gibson les paul, and 2 Apple G5 laptops...
Jenna G Perry/... 2 for you - NONE FOR ME
Jenna G Perry/... twix bars
Jenna G Perry/... let's register for those
David A Hertig/... nah, I share
Jenna G Perry/... oh nice
Jenna G Perry/... eric told me funny hippy stories today
Jenna G Perry/... then said "you will drink beer with me tonight??"
Jenna G Perry/... i said "mmm....NO!"
Jenna G Perry/... then i said yeth
Jenna G Perry/... tricked me
David A Hertig/... ooh, gonna have smooches?
Jenna G Perry/... doubt it
Jenna G Perry/... i'm sick!
Jenna G Perry/... and sound like a plugged nose person
Jenna G Perry/... i DO need to go meet up with those girls tonight first though
Jenna G Perry/... Eric takes long enough after work that I should have plenty of time though
Jenna G Perry/... he's never ready to hang out until 7:30 or 8
Jenna G Perry/... weirdo
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... what was that email all about?
Jenna G Perry/... amy being weird
David A Hertig/... all I have left is cash audits, and alarm test for 3rd quarter
Jenna G Perry/... that's what the crossbow user has to wear she said
David A Hertig/... ahhhhh
David A Hertig/... not it
Jenna G Perry/... idea
David A Hertig/... I choose shotgun
Jenna G Perry/... you're it
Jenna G Perry/... hey!
Jenna G Perry/... IDEA
Jenna G Perry/... you get free flatty with purchase of condo
Jenna G Perry/... we put it in the pooper?
Jenna G Perry/... have other flatty in tv room
Jenna G Perry/... "good idea bird!"
Jenna G Perry/... i know
David A Hertig/... really? cause the downstairs B room is small
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... that would be funny
Jenna G Perry/... or put them side by side
David A Hertig/... it would!
David A Hertig/... let them fight
Jenna G Perry/... which one to look at?
Jenna G Perry/... who knows??
Jenna G Perry/... i could watch the hills and you could watch UFC
David A Hertig/... the hills will NOT be watched on my TV!!!!
Jenna G Perry/... HAHAHA
David A Hertig/... kidding
Jenna G Perry/... : (
Jenna G Perry/... you'd get to see ladies in tight clothes!
David A Hertig/... equals, I no pull rank on ya
Jenna G Perry/... pull - yank
Jenna G Perry/... yoink!
David A Hertig/... hengh. unless you puke on my floor.
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... will happen
Jenna G Perry/... i'll make mahk clean it though
David A Hertig/... or if I fall down stairs from being drunk
Jenna G Perry/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... will happen too
David A Hertig/... yeth. I will die
Jenna G Perry/... you will destroy the stairwell with your black leather jacket
David A Hertig/... doodledeadhertig
David A Hertig/... oh yeth....
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... i put headstone up in garage
Jenna G Perry/... up?
Jenna G Perry/... i don't know
David A Hertig/... barb
David A Hertig/... nev
Jenna G Perry/... hippy only ever wants to go to buff wild wings
Jenna G Perry/... he has bad taste in bars..
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... he's like "i pick you up at 8?"
David A Hertig/... take him to betty ford
Jenna G Perry/... i should
David A Hertig/... do
Jenna G Perry/... maybe toms
David A Hertig/... pretend like it's cool, take him there, and see if he goes "oh, yeah. this place is neat!
Jenna G Perry/... i should
David A Hertig/... then say "TRICKED YOU!"
Jenna G Perry/... he'll get pedialyte
Jenna G Perry/... or however you spell
David A Hertig/... I'd LOVE some pedialyte
David A Hertig/... to throw at jennie
Jenna G Perry/... ooh
Jenna G Perry/... me too
David A Hertig/... whoa, shoes off. BLAST of bad shoe smell
Jenna G Perry/... yuk!!!!
David A Hertig/... I'm not stressin on KSAP right now. what up?
Jenna G Perry/... what up is KSAP BEACHES
Jenna G Perry/... i'm in good moood
Jenna G Perry/... moooooood
David A Hertig/... me tooooooooooooooootew
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... true or false i will tell hippy about intercourse
David A Hertig/... we need to half a going away partay for fawnzer
Jenna G Perry/... FALSE
David A Hertig/... about intercourse? does he not know what it is?
Jenna G Perry/... intercourse wtih marine
Jenna G Perry/... i don't share that!
David A Hertig/... Tree mentioned something to me last night about not having that for a long time, like since we last saw each other.
Jenna G Perry/... i don't share makeouts with mormons either
Jenna G Perry/... good
Jenna G Perry/... tree is faith
David A Hertig/... I was like "mhmmmm....."
David A Hertig/... I dunno. she might have had girls...hengh
Jenna G Perry/... you haven't either right?
David A Hertig/... she likes the ladies
David A Hertig/... nah, I'm good-ish
David A Hertig/... haha, jennie has another ball drop that randi got yelled at. I just took it off her hands. Jennie is losing both of her clean up crew peeps at the same time. FUNNY!
David A Hertig/... Rush is on.
Jenna G Perry/... duck
Jenna G Perry/... not ours
David A Hertig/... They played on Colbert report the other night. First television appearance in 32 years
Jenna G Perry/... we're open for 2 more hours
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... rush
Jenna G Perry/... i got confused
David A Hertig/... they were amazing. I wish I had gone and seen them.
Jenna G Perry/... where do they play still?
Jenna G Perry/... still tour?
David A Hertig/... they just played the gorge this month
Jenna G Perry/... that blows
Jenna G Perry/... you should have gone
David A Hertig/... we talked about it. I think they played last weekend.
David A Hertig/... would have been a grATE show. Those guys are awesome at their instruments
Jenna G Perry/... i'm awesome at mine too
Jenna G Perry/... keytar!!!!
David A Hertig/... hoot!
David A Hertig/... steve winwood is playing with petty whent hey come. he used to play with clapton, bb king, muddy waters
Jenna G Perry/... so did I
Jenna G Perry/... wait - no I didn't...
David A Hertig/... ooh, I'm interested to hear him.
David A Hertig/... make tree get to the show, kay?
Jenna G Perry/... k
David A Hertig/... have you seen the "premier" camping spots at the gorge?
Jenna G Perry/... no
Jenna G Perry/... what are they?
David A Hertig/... Dunno. They're $20 more than regular camping, and are bigger, have a cedar fence, have bathrooms with showers, they give an air conditioned shuttle to the concert, and you get early entry to the show...
Jenna G Perry/... wha?????
Jenna G Perry/... that's new since i've been
Jenna G Perry/... fo sho
Jenna G Perry/... too classy for the gorfe
Jenna G Perry/... gorfe?
Jenna G Perry/... gorge
David A Hertig/... I'm thinking it might be
Jenna G Perry/... yeah, you need a nasty 8x8 grassy spot
Jenna G Perry/... and to share portapotties with people having intercourse in them
David A Hertig/... hmmmm. maybe we should get the premier
Jenna G Perry/... TIME
Jenna G Perry/... wait - have you been to the gorge before?
Jenna G Perry/... you have - yeth?
David A Hertig/... non
David A Hertig/... looks like premier is new. I'm kind of thinking... we can get the premier camping, then find our friends in the regular camp grounds, and partay with them
Jenna G Perry/... oh - the regular will gross you out pretty bad then
Jenna G Perry/... go premier if you've never been
Jenna G Perry/... regular is like "park car, set up tent as close to car as possible, get drunk, fall down, hope not to get stepped on"
Jenna G Perry/... one time, tennille stepped on someone - no joke
Jenna G Perry/... like just didn't see him - CRUNCH
David A Hertig/... haha
David A Hertig/... I'm trying to find out more about it
Jenna G Perry/... smart
Jenna G Perry/... wait - how much more?
Jenna G Perry/... $25?
David A Hertig/... tree got the other job
Jenna G Perry/... GOOD!
Jenna G Perry/... wait - what was the other one?
Jenna G Perry/... i don't recall...
Jenna G Perry/... and where exactly is sushi?
Jenna G Perry/... can i go and say hi sometime?
David A Hertig/... some pizza place, but she said she can make like $100/night in tips
David A Hertig/... I myspaced her last night, and asked where sush is.
Jenna G Perry/... good
David A Hertig/... I'll find out tonight, prolly
Jenna G Perry/... i want to know which pizza place too
Jenna G Perry/... tell me pleath thanksbye
Jenna G Perry/... i'll go patronize those places
Jenna G Perry/... and give her dough
Jenna G Perry/... or steal my food and make her pay for it
Jenna G Perry/... that sounds more like it
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... some tool is in here from long beach
Jenna G Perry/... "uh, um, hi i'm from long beach - it's in pacific county - west of longview - do you NO where that is?"
David A Hertig/... people that did premier camping say it's the best.
David A Hertig/... they have a snack bar/beer garden there, too, and it's easier to get to the show, shorter bathroom lines, etc.
David A Hertig/... I'm going to buy a camping ticket now
Jenna G Perry/... i would say do then
Jenna G Perry/... how much total?
Jenna G Perry/... to camp?
David A Hertig/... $60
David A Hertig/... vs 40 for reg
David A Hertig/... I'll collect from christoff
Jenna G Perry/... good moves
David A Hertig/... I'll just say "split it 3 ways, $20 each to have a sweet camp spot, and we can party with the people in the dirty part if we want
Jenna G Perry/... guess who is my new bff??
David A Hertig/... ops at tanasbourne
Jenna G Perry/... well her
David A Hertig/... born identity
Jenna G Perry/... AND the chick Eric was seeing or whatever
David A Hertig/... n premier tickets left
Jenna G Perry/... she IMs me once a day
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... no premier?
Jenna G Perry/... yikes
Jenna G Perry/... oh well
Jenna G Perry/... you'll live
David A Hertig/... yup
Jenna G Perry/... it's dirty, but fun
Jenna G Perry/... everyone is in the same boat, so it's not that sucky
David A Hertig/... haha, I ended day, now there's a huge line. FUNNY
Jenna G Perry/... funny
Jenna G Perry/... there's 2 custo's at new kids window
Jenna G Perry/... like together
Jenna G Perry/... and old guy standing RIGHT next to them
Jenna G Perry/... no personal bubble
David A Hertig/... tree says petty=doubtful
David A Hertig/... I need to find someone to go. I call flower
David A Hertig/... I just don't want to have wasted $60+ on an extra ticket...
David A Hertig/... crap
Jenna G Perry/... i'll go
Jenna G Perry/... wait - i sold mine
Jenna G Perry/... sheet
Jenna G Perry/... wanna come to a wedding shower instead?
David A Hertig/... nope
Jenna G Perry/... invite alice
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... I wanna go see petty. the
David A Hertig/... trip has nothing to do with a lady, it just would have been nice
Jenna G Perry/... invite...uh...your dad!!!
Jenna G Perry/... invite pete
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... that'll show you
David A Hertig/... barf
Jenna G Perry/... barforama
David A Hertig/... I'll bring baileey *ducks*
Jenna G Perry/... ha
David A Hertig/... I invited ben, but "petty will suck. he's old, and not good any more."
David A Hertig/... haha, he's never seen him
David A Hertig/... NON invited
Jenna G Perry/... ben lost ALL points
David A Hertig/... uh oh!
Jenna G Perry/... whoever doesn't like petty in my book = non cool
David A Hertig/... He was trying to have a political debate with me on my lunch. He's as smart as Ty with those things, but not afraid to actually talk. haha
Jenna G Perry/... maybe him and tyler should be bff's
Jenna G Perry/... ps - invite tyler
Jenna G Perry/... he'd go with you
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... DATE
David A Hertig/... DATE
Jenna G Perry/... elbow - meet hand, hand meat elbow
David A Hertig/... tennille busy?
Jenna G Perry/... YES
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/... no
David A Hertig/...
David A Hertig/... on
Jenna G Perry/... and NO - YOU CAN'T DATE HER
David A Hertig/... me
David A Hertig/... hengh
Jenna G Perry/... EW
David A Hertig/... bwahahahahaha
Jenna G Perry/... actually i don't know
David A Hertig/... she's non invited. boys only
Jenna G Perry/... but she's got a man friend
Jenna G Perry/... they fornicated in the woods the other day
Jenna G Perry/... she texted me after
Jenna G Perry/... hengh
David A Hertig/... haha
Jenna G Perry/... girls = talkers
David A Hertig/... hmmm....maybe I should invite micah or someone from longview
Jenna G Perry/... yeah
Jenna G Perry/... or moby
Jenna G Perry/... or cheese platter
David A Hertig/... cheese, no thanks.
Jenna G Perry/... hummer
Jenna G Perry/... TURKEY
Jenna G Perry/... take the turk!!!!
David A Hertig/... okay!
David A Hertig/... I'll figure it out. I wonder if Brian is in town. I could take him, that would be rock and roll
David A Hertig/... or I'll sell tickie, and buy green with the money, hengh!